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FIR 24th June 2013 Written Episode Review

Chunnu bhonsadmael
teri documentary padke
rona aata hai ye
bechara gandu maa ka
loda mc bhonsadwali
pehle bod me gaya
wahan pe b tune
gaddari ki or teri gand pe
laath marke nikal dia
tujhe bod ne fir eagles
me aaya eagles ne tere
mu pe paan thook ke
gang se bahar kr dia ab
maa k randu maa k lode
tune ek naya gang
bnaya big dads or usme
apni maa chudhara hai
tu eagles se randwe mc
randi k beej kutte ki
jhant k jhol maa k lode
bhen k pakode teri maa
ka bhonsda 74 krunga
ab maa k dalle
hahahahaha



In the name of Allah,
most gracious, most
merciful
Below is a list of ten
prayers of forgivness
taken from the Qur’an.
Each du’a [prayer] is
followed by its
transliteration and
English translation.
1. ﺭَﺑَّﻨَﺎ ﻇَﻠَﻤۡﻨَﺎٓ ﺃَﻧﻔُﺴَﻨَﺎ ﻭَﺇِﻥ ﻟَّﻢۡ
ﺗَﻐۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟَﻨَﺎ ﻭَﺗَﺮۡﺣَﻤۡﻨَﺎ ﻟَﻨَﻜُﻮﻧَﻦَّ
ﻣِﻦَ ﭐﻟۡﺨَـٰﺴِﺮِﻳﻦَ
Rabbanā Žalamnā
Anfusanā Wa ‘In Lam
Taghfir Lanā Wa
Tarĥamnā Lanakūnanna
Mina l-Khāsirīn
Our Lord! We have
wronged ourselves. If
thou forgive us not and
have not mercy on us,
surely we are of the
lost! (Qur’an 7:23)
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2.
ﺭَّﺏِّ ﭐﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻭَﭐﺭۡﺣَﻢۡ ﻭَﺃَﻧﺖَ ﺧَﻴۡﺮُ
ﭐﻟﺮَّٲﺣِﻤِﻴﻦ
Rabbigh-fir Warĥam Wa
Anta Khayrur-Rāĥimīn
My Lord! Forgive and
have mercy, for Thou
art Best of all who
show mercy. (Qur’an
23:118)
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3.
َﺑَّﻨَﺎ ﻟَﺎ ﺗُﺆَﺍﺧِﺬۡﻧَﺎٓ ﺇِﻥ ﻧَّﺴِﻴﻨَﺎٓ ﺃَﻭۡ
ﺃَﺧۡﻄَﺄۡﻧَﺎۚ* ﺭَﺑَّﻨَﺎ ﻭَﻟَﺎ ﺗَﺤۡﻤِﻞۡ
ﻋَﻠَﻴۡﻨَﺎٓ ﺇِﺻۡﺮً۬ﺍ ﻛَﻤَﺎ ﺣَﻤَﻠۡﺘَﻪُ ۥ
ﻋَﻠَﻰ ﭐﻟَّﺬِﻳﻦَ ﻣِﻦ ﻗَﺒۡﻠِﻨَﺎۚ* ﺭَﺑَّﻨَﺎ
ﻭَﻟَﺎ ﺗُﺤَﻤِّﻠۡﻨَﺎ ﻣَﺎ ﻟَﺎ ﻃَﺎﻗَﺔَ ﻟَﻨَﺎ
ﺑِﻪِۦۖ* ﻭَﭐﻋۡﻒُ ﻋَﻨَّﺎ ﻭَﭐﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟَﻨَﺎ
ﻭَﭐﺭۡﺣَﻤۡﻨَﺎٓۚ* ﺃَﻧﺖَ ﻣَﻮۡﻟَٮٰﻨَﺎ
ﻓَﭑﻧﺼُﺮۡﻧَﺎ ﻋَﻠَﻰ ﭐﻟۡﻘَﻮۡﻡِ
ﭐﻟۡڪَـٰﻔِﺮِﻳﻦ
Rabbanā Lā
Tu’uākhidhnā ‘In Nasīnā
‘Aw ‘Akhţa’nā Rabbanā
Wa Lā Taĥmil `Alaynā
‘Işran Kamā Ĥamaltahu
`Alá l-Ladhīna Min
Qablinā Rabbanā Wa Lā
Tuĥammilnā Mā Lā
Ţāqata Lanā Bihi Wa`fu
`Annā Waghfir Lanā
Warĥamnā ‘Anta
Mawlānā Fānşurnā `Alál-
Qawmi l-Kāfirīn
Our Lord! Condemn us
not if we forget, or
miss the mark! Our
Lord! Lay not on us such
a burden as thou didst
lay on those before us!
Our Lord! Impose not on
us that which we have
not the strength to
bear! Pardon us, absolve
us and have mercy on
us, Thou, our Protector,
and give us victory over
the disbelieving folk.
(Qur’an 2:286)
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4.
ﺭَﺑَّﻨَﺎ ﭐﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟَﻨَﺎ ﺫُﻧُﻮﺑَﻨَﺎ
ﻭَﺇِﺳۡﺮَﺍﻓَﻨَﺎ ﻓِﻰٓ ﺃَﻣۡﺮِﻧَﺎ ﻭَﺛَﺒِّﺖۡ
ﺃَﻗۡﺪَﺍﻣَﻨَﺎ ﻭَﭐﻧﺼُﺮۡﻧَﺎ ﻋَﻠَﻰ ﭐﻟۡﻘَﻮۡﻡِ
ﭐﻟۡڪَـٰﻔِﺮِﻳﻦ
Rabbanāgh-fir Lanā
Dhunūbanā Wa
‘Isrāfanā Fī Amrinā Wa
Thabbit ‘Aqdāmanā
Wanşurnā `Alá l-Qawmi
l-Kāfirīn
Our Lord! forgive us for
our sins and wasted
efforts, make our
foothold sure, and give
us victory over the
disbelieving folk. (Qur’an
3:147)
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5.
ﺭَﺑَّﻨَﺎ ﻓَﭑﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟَﻨَﺎ ﺫُﻧُﻮﺑَﻨَﺎ ﻭَڪَﻔِّﺮۡ
ﻋَﻨَّﺎ ﺳَﻴِّـَٔﺎﺗِﻨَﺎ ﻭَﺗَﻮَﻓَّﻨَﺎ ﻣَﻊَ
ﭐﻟۡﺄَﺑۡﺮَﺍﺭِ
Rabbanā Fāghfir Lanā
Dhunūbanā Wa Kaffir
`Annā Sayyi’ātinā Wa
Tawaffanā Ma`al-’Abrār
Our Lord! Therefore
forgive us our sins, and
remit from us our evil
deeds, and make us die
the death of the
righteous. (Qur’an 3:193)
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6.
ﺃَﻧﺖَ ﻭَﻟِﻴُّﻨَﺎ ﻓَﭑﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟَﻨَﺎ
ﻭَﭐﺭۡﺣَﻤۡﻨَﺎۖ* ﻭَﺃَﻧﺖَ ﺧَﻴۡﺮُ
ﭐﻟۡﻐَـٰﻔِﺮِﻳﻦَ
Anta Walīyunā Fāghfir
Lanā Warĥamnā Wa
Anta Khayrul-Ghāfirīn
Thou art our Protecting
Friend, therefore forgive
us and have mercy on
us, Thou, the Best of all
who show forgiveness.
(Qur’an 7:155)
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7.
َﺑَّﻨَﺎ ﭐﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟِﻰ ﻭَﻟِﻮَٲﻟِﺪَﻯَّ
ﻭَﻟِﻠۡﻤُﺆۡﻣِﻨِﻴﻦَ ﻳَﻮۡﻡَ ﻳَﻘُﻮﻡُ
ﭐﻟۡﺤِﺴَﺎﺏُ
Rabbanā ghfir Lī Wa
Liwālidayya Wa
Lilmu’uminīna Yawma
Yaqūmul-Ĥisāb
Our Lord! Forgive me
and my parents and
believers on the day
when the account is
cast. (Qur’an 14:41)
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8.
َﺑَّﻨَﺎٓ ﺀَﺍﻣَﻨَّﺎ ﻓَﭑﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟَﻨَﺎ ﻭَﭐﺭۡﺣَﻤۡﻨَﺎ
ﻭَﺃَﻧﺖَ ﺧَﻴۡﺮُ ﭐﻟﺮَّٲﺣِﻤِﻴﻦ
Rabbanā ‘Āmannā
Fāghfir Lanā Wa-
rĥamnā Wa Anta
Khayru-r-Rāĥimīn
Our Lord! We believe,
therefor forgive us and
have mercy on us for
Thou art Best of all
who show mercy
(Qur’an 23:109)
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9.
َﺑَّﻨَﺎ ﭐﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟَﻨَﺎ ﻭَﻟِﺈِﺧۡﻮَٲﻧِﻨَﺎ
ﭐﻟَّﺬِﻳﻦَ ﺳَﺒَﻘُﻮﻧَﺎ ﺑِﭑﻟۡﺈِﻳﻤَـٰﻦِ ﻭَﻟَﺎ
ﺗَﺠۡﻌَﻞۡ ﻓِﻰ ﻗُﻠُﻮﺑِﻨَﺎ ﻏِﻼًّ۬ ﻟِّﻠَّﺬِﻳﻦَ
ﺀَﺍﻣَﻨُﻮﺍْ ﺭَﺑَّﻨَﺎٓ ﺇِﻧَّﻚَ ﺭَﺀُﻭﻑٌ۬
ﺭَّﺣِﻴﻢ
Rabbanagh-fir Lanā Wa
Li-ikhwāninalLadhīna
Sabaqūnā Bil-’Īmāni Wa
Lā Taj`al Fī Qulūbinā
GhillaLilladhīna ‘Āmanū
Rabbanā ‘Innaka
Ra’ūfun Raĥīm
Our Lord! Forgive us and
our brethren who were
before us in the faith,
and place not in our
hearts any rancour
toward those who
believe. Our Lord! Thou
art Full of Pity, Merciful.
(Qur’an 59:10)
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10.
ﺭَّﺏِّ ﭐﻏۡﻔِﺮۡ ﻟِﻰ ﻭَﻟِﻮَٲﻟِﺪَﻯَّ
ﻭَﻟِﻤَﻦ ﺩَﺧَﻞَ ﺑَﻴۡﺘِﻰَ ﻣُﺆۡﻣِﻨً۬ﺎ
ﻭَﻟِﻠۡﻤُﺆۡﻣِﻨِﻴﻦَ ﻭَﭐﻟۡﻤُﺆۡﻣِﻨَـٰﺖِ ﻭَﻟَﺎ
ﺗَﺰِﺩِ ﭐﻟﻈَّـٰﻠِﻤِﻴﻦَ ﺇِﻟَّﺎ ﺗَﺒَﺎﺭَۢﺍ
Rabbigh-fir Lī Wa
Liwālidayya Wa Liman
Dakhala Baytiya
Mu’uminaw Wa
Lilmu’uminīna Wal-
Mu’umināti Wa Lā
Tazidiž-Žālimīna Illā
Tabārā
My Lord! Forgive me and
my parents and him
who entereth my house
believing, and believing
men and believing
women, and increase
not the wrong-doers in
aught save ruin. (Qur’an
71:28)


Boss movie 1st tralier in scripts Yaha Deny ka
raaj chalta hai, Deni sabse bada criminal hai
nd jue ka sabse bada khiladi, Har bar cheating
kar k jitna iski khubi hai nd iske samne kitno
ki naiya dubi hai, Aaj iske samne bethe hai
Jimi shergil, And bada dav laga hai par. . . Deni
ki kismat deni ka sath nai chodti nd Vo jit jata
hai, Fir toofan ki tarah ENTRY hoti hai boss ki,
Achanak Ak aa k deni k samne beth jata hai
khelne ko, Deni shocked nd ask to other ye
kaun hai ? And ak reply, BOSS ! BOSS ! BOSS !
Nam chota, kam bada, Fir baazi shuru hoti hai
bada dav lag gaya hai, Deni cheating kar k 3
rani show karta hai nd ak k pas 2 badshah
hai than tisra ekka to Ak show karte waqt
tisra Ikka fad deta hai and sare paise le k
chala jata hai nd deni shocked, Then ak
replied, TISRE BAADSHAH hum hai, Clap clap
clap clap clap clap Nd bg me john bolta hai,
*121 Crore wali iss Country mein aise bahut
hain Jo kisi ki bhi watt laga sakte hain,And he
is 1 amongthem - BOSS ! ye vo hai jo kismat
ka sath dete hai mauke inhe dhundte hue
aate hai..


NITH ke bhai log zara check kr ke btao mai fir se topper to nhi bn gya :p ;) hahahahaha


ICC Champion Trophy Update-
1. Pehle Goro ko Haraya(SA)
2. fir Kaalo ko Haraya(WI)
3. Fir Haraam-Khoro Ko Haraya(Pak)
3. Fir Seeta Mata ke Choro ko haraya(SL)
4. Aur Ab Bharat ke lutero ko Haraya (ENG) Chakk de India


Yaaro ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai
Kholane se Pehle Botal Hilaayi Jati Hai
Fir Awaz Lgayi Jati Hai
Aa Jao Tute DiL Walo
Yaha Dard-E-DiL Ki Dawa Pilayi jati hai!


Response after Sex-
Call girl - Chal Nikal le
GF - When will you Marry me?
Padosan - Fir kab Aaoge?
Biwi - 2-4 din ab kuch mat bolna!!! ;-) :-P :-D


Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se yaad kar ke manane
ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke hum phir darya kinare
milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
tum aayi nahi, main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
maa ne jane nahi diya..!!


Jindagi k nam akelapan h....sath me sab kutch hota h...lekin insan fir bhi na jane kya pana chata h..aur usko pane ki chahat liye mar jata h.......


Ek ladki ne page inbox me mujhse kaha ki "aap
bhut achi post krte ho"
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Awwwwww.
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Maine kaha to fir tum like kyu
nhi krti ho??
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Vo boli- nhi main to apki har
post 2-2 baar like krti hun...
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Ab aap hi btao...kaun samjhay in
ladkiyon ko....


Yaar ladkiya itni sweet kyo hoti
hai..
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Ek ladki ne mujhse kaha ki"aap
bahut achi post krte ho"
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Maine kaha toh fir tum like kyu nhi
krti ho??
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Vo boli- nhi main toh apki har post
2-2 baar like krti hun....


15 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,”Abey Bakwas Band Kar :P
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir ....Continue Reading


Ek Salman Khan story

Hi dosto mera name rubi malik h mai delhi ki rahne wali hu. Meri age 19 year old h or mera figur h 34 26 34 mai iss par kai mahino se kahani par rahi hu mere boyfriend ne kaha ki mai bhi apnistory likh bheju to story pe ate h
Ye baat 3 mahine pahle ki h merepitaji ne ek newhome banwaya waha jyada hindu h mere ghar kesamne jo ghar tha usme ek ladka rahta tha uska name yuvi h humeapne new ghar mai 1 hafta ho gaya ek din jab mai chat par sham ko tahlne ke liye gayi to mere samne wale makan mai yuviexcesize kar raha tha mai usko dekhti rah gayi wo bahut smart tha or uski body kya batu wo gym bhi karta h mai use roj shamko chat par jakar dekhti hu lekin wo nahi dekhta tha to mene ek plan banaya uska ek friend h kaluwo kala or ladki ke piche pagal hone wala h to mene usse ishare mai baat karni suru kar di jab woroad se baat karta to ek din menekaha ki samne wali chat par aao or wo yuvi ki chat par aa gaya or uske sath yuvi bhi aa gaya mene hii ki yuvi ne bhi ki lekin kalu ne mujhe purpose mara mene manakar diya
Fir yuvi ne pucha ki koi or h to mene mana kar diya fir kalu ne pucha fir kisse karogi to mene yuvi ki taraf isra kya or yuvi se kaha ki mai usse friendship karnachahti hu yuvi ne kaha ki baad mai batayega fir raat ko usne kaha ki wo bhi mujse friendship karana chahta h fir dusre din mene yuvi se uska number manga usne finger ke ishare se number de diya fir raat ko hum roj baat karne lage ek din yuvi ne kaha ki use mujse pyar ho gaya hmene bhi bataya ki mai bhi usse pyar karti hu fir hum roj baat karte raat ko wo Salman Khany baate bhi karta bato hi bato mai mujhe Salman Khan chad jata to yuvi muje kahta ki jaise mai kahu wese karo wo mujse kahta ki ugli dalo brest dabao or mai Salman Khan mai pagal hokar sab kuch karti ek din usne kaha ki usse milna h to mene kaha kaha mile ek din usne mujhe nind ki goli lakar diye or kaha ki apne shabhi ghar walo ko de dena mene raat ko sab ko milk me mila kar de di
Fir raat ko 1 baje usne mujhe call kya or kaha ki apne bagal wale ghar ka gate kholo us ghar ke liyemere ghar ke besment se rasta h mene niche se jakar wo gate kholdiya or yuvi andar aa gaya usne ate hi mere kiss ki uski kiss aaj bhi yaad ati h kya kiss karta h mere hot jaise wo sara ras chus lega usne mujhe 10 minut tak kiss ki mera to hoss hi udd gaya fir usne mujhe chhoda or kaha ki bed par chale mai use besment wale bed par le gaya waha jate himene use bed par baithne ko kaha wo jaise hi bethe mene lightoff kar di usne kaha ki light jala do lekin mujhe sharm ati h ye kaha kar mene light nahi jalai or uske pass pahucha usne mujhe khich kar bed par lita liya or merasuit nikalne laga mene upar se apna suit nikal diya jai hi usne mere brest dekhe or unhe chusne laga bari bari dono ko chusa mujhe bahut maja aa raha tha fir usne meri pajami kholi or mujhe pura nanga kar diya or harjagah kiss karne laga mai to jaise janat mai hu aisa lag raha tha
Fir usne mujhe apna ling chusne ko kaha mene mana kar diya to usne bhi jyada jabardasti nahi ki or meri tango ke bich akar meri vegina mai finger karne laga mujhe raha nahi gaya or kaha ki bas ab chod do mujhe sahn nahi ho raha h to usne kaha ruko janam abhi karta hu ye kahkar usne finger nikal kar apna ling meri chut par ragdne laga mai ssssssssssss aaaahhhaaahhh ki awaj nikalne lagi to wo samaj gaya ki ab dalna chahiye or usne sahi jagah rakh kar ek dakka mara or uska 1/2 lund andar chala gaya meri to jaise jaan hi nikal gayi ho wese mene Salman Khan to 16 ki thi tab se hi kar liya tha fir bhi pata nahi uske lund mujhe mota laga fir usne ek or jatka mara to uska pura lund ander chala gaya tab mujhe malum pada ki uske lund ka size 8inch h or mere to jaan nikal gayi or mujhe hoss nahi raha fir wo dire dhire karna laga jab mujhe maja aya to mene bhi jawab mai niche se dakke lagane laga jab use patachala to usne apni speed bada di
Fir mai bhi madhhoss hor aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffff yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss or teej or tej karne lagi mujhe bahut maja aa raha tha fir mai discharge hone wali thi or uuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiii karke jhad gayi lekin wo nahi jhda or karta raha mujhe feel nahi ho raha tha pr 2 minut ke baad mujhe fir maje ane lage or wo apni speed or baada di jab mai dusri baar jhadne wali thi to usne bhi kaha ki mai bhi jadne wala hu to menekaha ki andar hi daal do or ye sunte hi usne jor se awaj dia aaaaahhhhhhhhh or jhad gaya mujhe aisa laga ki koi garam dawa ander daldi ho mujhe bahut khusi hui or fir hum lete rahe fir 40minut ke baad usne fir kya humne uss raat 3 baar ki or subha 4 baje wo sidhe gym chalagaya us din se hum har hafte kar rahe h
Meri stori kaisi lagi coments jarur bhejna


Hothon Pe Ulfat K Fasane Nhi Ate,
Jo Beet Gaye Fir Wo Zamane Nhi Ate.
Dost Hi Hote Hain Dosto K Humdard,
Koi Frishte Yahan Sath Nibhane Nhi Aate.
By - year <3 se commend karna


PRIETENII FALSI: Niciodata nu-ti cer de mancare.
PRIETENII ADEVARATI: Din cauza lor nu mai ai mancare.
PRIETENII FALSI: Se adreseaza parintilor tai cu D-l/D-na
PRIETENII ADEVARATI: Se adreseaza parintilor tai cu TATA/MAMA
PRIETENII FALSI: Te vor scoate din inchisoare si-ti vor spune cu ce-ai gresit.
PRIETENII ADEVARATI: Se vor aseza langa tine spunand "Fir-as... ce-am belit-o... da a fost marfa !"
PRIETENII FALSI: Nu te-au vazut niciodata plangand.
PRIETENII ADEVARAȚI: Plâng alaturi de tine.
PRIETENII FALȘI: Îți împrumută chesti pentru câteva zile ca mai apoi să ți le dea înapoi.
PRIETENII ADEVARAȚI: Îți țin lucrurile atât de mult încât uită ca erau ale tale.
PRIETENII FALȘI: Cunosc câteva lucruri despre tine.
PRIETENII ADEVARAȚI: Ar putea să scrie o carte despre tine numai cu citatele tale.
PRIETENII FALȘI: Te vor lasă în urmă dacă așa a făcut și restul lumii.
PRIETENII ADEVARAȚI: Vor lua tot restul lumii la capace pentru că te-a lăsat în urmă.
PRIETENII FALȘI: Vor sta la ușa de la intrare.
PRIETENII ADEVARAȚI: Intră direct înnauntru și spun "AM AJUNS ACASĂ!"
PRIETENII FALȘI: Sunt pentru o periodă.
PRIETENII ADEVARAȚI: Sunt pe viața.
Asa este!! ☺


Today Is Shaheedee Divas Of
DHAN DHAN BABA BANDA SINGH JI
BAHADUR.
Shaheedee in 1716 at Delhi by
mugal hakam Furkhsiear.
First- Baba ji nu pinjre vich band
karke saree Delhi vich feria.
Second - Fir Babaji de sathi Baba
Ali singh ji,
Baba Mali Singh ji, Baba Baj singh
ji, Baba Fateh Singh ji te bahut
Singh (including ladies & children)
shaheed kite.
Third - Fir Babaji de 4 saal de son
Ajai Singh ji da kalja kad ke Babaji
de muh (mouth) vich paya.
Fourth - Fir Babaji dee eyes kad
ditian.
Fifth - Fir left foot kat dita.
Sixth - Fir two hands kat dite.
Seventh - Fir jamur garm karke
sareer da mas noch ke Shaheed
kar dita gaya.
Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa
Wahegury Ji Ki Fateh ____/\____


Hothon pe ulfat k fasane nhi ate,
Jo beet gaye fir wo zamane nhi ate.
Dost hi hote hain dosto k humdard,
Koi frishte yahan sath nibhane nhi ate.


Khabhi ajnabee se mile the Fir yunhi milte chale gaye Hum to aap ko dost banane wale the magar Aap toh hamare dil ki dhadkan bante chale gaye


Via:- Tekhi Mirchi Kudiya vs Tej Tarrar Munde

Response after Sex-

Call girl- Chal Nikal le

GF- When will you Marry me?

Padosan- Fir kab Aaoge?

Biwi- 2-4 din ab kuch mat bolna!!!

Kaamwali- Continue reading


♥•--Beshak wo nahi karti baat--•♥
♥•--Fir bhi unse milne ko dil bekrar kyun hai--•♥
♥•--Unki yad to ab raat ko sone bhi nahi deti--•♥
♥•--Jaane humko unse itna pyar kyunhai--•♥


Must Read Heart Touching.. Ek 8 Saal Ke Bachhe Ki Maa Mar Jati
Hai..
Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Pucha Ki Beta
Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa
Aur Mari Hui Maa Me Kya Fark
Laga ???
To Wo Ladka Bola,
Meri Nayi Maa Sachhii Hai Aur
Mari Hui Maa Jhuti Thi,,!
Ye Sunke Us Admi Ko Jhatka Sa Laga
Aur Bola "Kyu Beta , Esa Kyu Lagta
Hai?
Jisne Tujhe Janm Diya Wo Jhuti Aur
Kal Ayi Hui Maa Sachhi Kyu Lagti
Hai?
Ladka Bola, Jab Me Masti Karta Tha,
Tab Maa Kahti Thi
"Agar Tu Isi Tarah Masti Karega To,
Tujhe Khana Nahi Dungi"
Me Fir Bhi Bahut Masti Karta Rahta
Aur Mujhe Pure Gaanv Se Dhund Kr
Laati
Apne Paas Bethakar Apne Hatho Se,
Khana Khilati Thi..!
Aur Ye Nayi Maa Kahti Hai Ki
Agar Tu Isi Tarah Masti Karega To,
Tujhe Khana Nahi Dungi"..
Aur Sach Me Usne Aaj
Mujhe 3 Din Se Khana Nahi
Diya....
MAA k Liye ek Like Dil se Banta
hai




Barsat ki bheegi raaton mein fir koi suhani yaad aayi,
Kuchh apna jamana yaad aaya
kuchh unki jawani yaad aayi,
Hum bhool chuke the jisne hamein
duniya mein akela chhor diya,
Jab gaur kiya to ek surat jaani
pehchani yaad aayi...


Kaun Tha Apna Kaun Paraya..
Ye Ehsaas Mai Bhool Chuki Thi..
Aye Sanam
Tere Jhoote Aur Makkaar Waale Pyar Ne..
Mujhe Unse Fir Waakif Kara Diya..!
Tu Hi He Mujhko Bata De...


ASTAG FIRULLAH WA'ATUBU ILAIKAH.... RABBIG FIR NIII....!


i think i m nt sure in 8 or 9 class the terminal exam was going onn and i jst remeber this incident bcoz i was realy surprise,the incident was i jst got ready n on the way to give math exam,sach bolu toh preparation vi bahot kiya tha bt sn mandal sir kya question puchae ki sala dimag ki maa ki aankh hogaya,hopefuly i jst able to solve 30 to 40 marks question so i was sure that math mai toh laggaya n mandal sir fail honae balo ko bahot ache sae class mai lae ta tha so with a sad mood i was on the way to my home n on way sabita cal me n ask how was ur exam ,99 aucha hola at that tym seriously bahot ghusa aaya bt sadly i told her hajur ko buwa ko kirpa lae pass pani hudina holajaso cha hmm then after few day,math paper were submitted in class by mandal sir n i was tensed sala fail hunga toh fir s.n mandal puri class mai dimag ki maa baehan kardega bt i was shock n surprise i got 99 mark hehe???i jst took my paper n kept it on my bag n mera dost jo side ma tha wuska toh fatgaya 99 sunn kae bt on excitemnt i forgot to no i how it happen so today on this confession page i dnt bt if she did then thank u n sorry bcoz its too late 4 being thank u????


Gum ki Gum se gujaris hoti he khusi se gum ki sifaris hoti he,tanhai me baith k yaad karna apnoko fir dekhna ankho se kaisi barish hoti he....


Zindagi K Safar Ko Lafzo Me
Piroya Hai..
Apni Har Gazal Ko Dard Me
Bhigoya Hai..
Aaj Wah_wah Na Kehna Mere
Yaro..
Q Ki Aaj Fir Ye Dil Kisi Ki Yad Me
Roya H.


Ek ladki ne mujhse kaha ki "aap
bahut achi post krte ho"
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Maine kaha to fir tum like kyu nhi
krti ho??
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Vo boli- nhi main to apki har post
2-2 baar like krti hun.
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Ab aap hi btao
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kaun samjhay in ladkiyon ko...

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,By Royal Rajput


Itna to mere haal par ehsan kiya kar,
Ankhon se mera dard ko pehchan liya kar,♥♥

Kuch sath de safar me bohat thak gaya hun main,
Kuch pal hi hun tere saath meri maan liya kar ♥♥

Afsane Mohabat k adhure na chor tu,
Meri Galtiyan toh bata diya kar,♥♥

Muddat hui is AAS par thehra hua hun main,
Bhule se hi sahi kabhi tu bhi mera naam liya
kar♥♥

Kr apni baaton se fir se zinda tu mujhe,
Par Yun Ho kr Khafa mujh se meri jaan na liya
kar_♥♥


Aaj uski yaad ne fir rula diya
wo beeta hua kal yaad dila diya
Hum to aaj bhi uski yaad me jee rahe hai
Par usne mere jite ji mujhe mara bata diya...


Dosti Kya Hai..?
Marne K Bad Roye Koi Iss Kadar Kisiki Laash Se Lipatkar !
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K Laash Khud Uthkar Bole,
.
"Le Tu Mar Ja Saale,
Main Fir Kabhi Mar Jaunga.


Badi muskil se usko bhula diya hmne.uski yadon ko seene se mita diya hmne.ek din fir unka msg aya likha tha bhula dena muje.or bhula hua hr lamha yaad dila diya....


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Full name:Raja Waqas
living faislbad
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i am
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Ek larki ne mujhse kaha
Aap bahut Ache posts karte ho..
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Maine kaha to fir tum Like kyu nAhi kArti..??
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Vo boli- Nahi mAin to AAp ki
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Sach Me Aansu Aa Gaye Aankhon Me


:::::::::: EWE DADA YAKE HAARUN - QUR’AAN 19:28 ::::::::::

UTANGULIZI

Shukrani zote zinamsatahiki Mwenyezi Mungu Mola mlezi wa viumbe wote, Rehma na amani zimshukie Mtume Muhammad na ali zake na Sahaba zake pamoja na wote wenye kufuata mwenendo wake mpaka siku ya mwisho.Wenye kuipinga Qur’aan hutoa madai kuhusu aya hii kwamba: Qur'aan inamwita Maryam Ukhta Haarun (Dada yake Haarun) wakati watu wawili hawa hawakuishi wakati mmoja, yaani wamepishana miaka takriban 2000. Kwa hiyo Qur’aan imefanya kosa la Kihistoria.

Lengo la makala hii ni kuthibitisha kuwa Qur’an hapa haikufanya kosa bali wenye madai haya ama hufanya makusudi kwa lengo la kupotosha ukweli au hawakuelewa aya hii.

UFAFANUZI
Mwenyezi Mungu anatuambia katika Qur’aan tukufu aya ya 19:28 ninanukuu

يَا أُخْتَ هَارُونَ مَا كَانَ أَبُوكِ امْرَأَ سَوْءٍ وَمَا كَانَتْ أُمُّكِ بَغِيًّا
Ewe dada yake Haarun! Baba yako hakuwa mtu muovu, wala mama yako hakuwa kahaba.

Aya hii ilikuwa ni jibu kwa Mayahudi wa Jerusalem wakati huo ambao walimsingizia mwanamke mkamilifu kuliko wanawake wote, yaani Maryam Bint Imraan (‘alayha salam) kuwa ni mzinifu kutokana na ujauzito wa kimiujiza wa Isa Bin Maryam (Amani iwe juu yake), ambaye ni Mtume wa Mwenyezi Mungu. Bila ya shaka ilikuwa ni faraja kubwa kwa Maryam kwamba Mwenyezi Mungu mwenyewe kamtakasa (kamsafisha kutokana na madai ya uongo), na sio katakaswa yeye tu, bali hata wazazi wake walikuwa ni watu wema, wakweli na wacha Mungu, na pia inshallah tutaona huko mbele kuwa kwa kumwita Ukhta Haarun hata uzao (lineage) wake unatakaswa.

Historia imethibiti kwamba Maryam na Haarun ni watu walioshi katika nyakati tofauti, wakiwa Duniani hawakuwahi kukutana. Kwa hiyo undugu kwa maana ya kawaida hauwezekani kuwepo baina yao. Lakini inshallah pia tutathibitisha kuwa kuna sababu nzito zilizopelekea Qur’aan kumwita Maryam dada yake Haarun.

Kwanza ni nani Haarun na Nani Maryam?
Maryam kama tulivyosema hapo awali ni Mama yake Issa, anatokana na ukoo wa ‘Al Imraan, Qur’aan umeutaja kuwa ni ukoo wenye daraja kubwa (pamoja na ukoo wa Ibrahim) kisha Qur’aan imemtaja Maryam kuwa ni mwanamke aliyetakaswa kisha akatoharishwa na kuwa ni mwanamke bora kuliko wanawake wote Duniani.

Kwa upande wa Haarun ('alayhi salam), yeye alikuwa kaka yake Musa('alayhi salam), wote wawili walikuwa ni Mitume walisaidiana katika “vita” dhidi ya Fir’aun na alipokufa Musa, yeye aliendeleza kazi ya kujaribu kuwaongoa Bani Israil na alipokufa kazi yake iliendelezwa na Yu’sha Bin Noon (amani ya imshukie) ambaye nae alikuwa Mtume aliyetajwa kwenye hadithi, Ni muhimu kuzingatia kutokana na maelezo nitakayotoa mbele kuwa Haarun alikuwa ni mkubwa kuliko Musa.

::::::: Mada :::::::::
Mada kuu ni kwa nini Qur’aan inamwita Maryam dada yake Haarun wakati sio tu hawakazaliwa pamoja lakini pia wameishi nyakati tofauti kabisa.

Qur’aan imebadili mambo mengi ikiwa ni pamoja na maana ya maneno katika lugha ya kiarabu. Kwa mfano kabla ya kuja kwa Mtume Muhammad (salla Llahu 'alayhi wasallam) kwa Waarabu neno 'Swalaah' (sala) ilikuwa na maana sawa na 'Du'aa', yaani maombi yoyote kwa Mwenyezi Mungu. Baada ya Uislamu wa Ummati Muhammad kuanza neno Swalaah (sala) katika lugha ya kiarabu likabadilika maana na kuwa ni ibada maalum inayotanguliwa na nia na kuanza kwa takbir ya kuhirimia na kuishia na salam. Ndani yake ina rakaa kadhaa (kulingana na sala ipi unayosali yaani alfajiri, alasiri, isha n.k) na kila rakaa ina rukuu na sujudu mbili, pia ina tasibhi mbali mbali, Surat Al Fat-ha na sura nyingine.

Kwa hiyo leo ukimuambia muarabu, kwa maana katika suala la kilugha Du'aa (anaelewa ni maombi ya aina yoyote kwa Mungu) na “Swalaah” anajua maana yake ni hiyo nilioeleza hapo juu.

Neno kaka au dada [akhi kwa mwanamme na ukhta au ukht kwa mwanamke] limeandikwa katika Qur’aan kiasi mara 57, hii ni kuonesha namna gani Qur’aan inasisitiza sana katika suala la undugu. Sasa undugu wa ajabu zaidi ya ule undugu wa Harun na Maryam upo sehemu mbili:

::::::: UNDUGU KATIKA DINI :::::::
Qur’aan 49:10إِنَّمَا الْمُؤْمِنُونَ إِخْوَةٌ فَأَصْلِحُوا بَيْنَ أَخَوَيْكُمْ ۚ وَاتَّقُوا اللَّهَ لَعَلَّكُمْ تُرْحَمُونَ
Hakika Waumini ni ndugu, basi patanisheni baina ya ndugu zenu, na mcheni Mwenyezi Mungu ili mrehemewe.

Sasa kama Tunashangaa kuwa Maryam ni dada yake Haarun, nadhani Tutashangaa zaidi kuwa hata Shith (‘alayhi salam) ambaye ni mtoto wa Nabii Adam ('alayhi salam) ni ndugu wa Muhammad (rehma na amani juu yake) kwa vile waumini wowote ni ndugu.
Kwa hiyo undugu wa Haarun na Maryam ni undugu wa kiislamu na sio undugu wa damu, ushahidi ndio huo kuwa waislamu wote ni ndugu, ni kama vile kwenye mijadala ya mlinganyo wa kidini (hasa katika lugha ya kiingereza) Mayahudi na Waarabu huitwa cousins) kutokana na Ismail na Is-haaq. Au tukumbuke pale Mtume Muhammad (rehma na amani juu yake) alipowaita Ma-answari “Enyi watoto wa Isma’il” kwa vile makabila ya Ma-answari yaani Al Aus na Al Khazraj yanatokana na kizazi cha Is’mail (‘alayhi salam).

Kwa hiyo katika Uislamu kuna undugu wa aina mbili:1. Undugu katika Dini (ushahidi ni aya 49:10)2. Undugu wa kuzaliwa.

Undugu wa Dini katika Uislam ni muhimu na bora zaidi kuliko undugu wa damu. Ndio maana waislamu huwa tunaitana akhii au ukhti wakati mwingi tunapozungumza hata kama hamjuani ili mradi nyote ni waislamu.

:::::::::: UNDUGU WA UZAO/DAMU (LINEAGE) :::::::::::
Hiyo ndio sababu ya Msingi na ya kwanza, Pili katika Uislamu tunaamini kuwa Mitume yote ina lineage moja (yaani ni ndugu wa kuzaliwa kwa mlolongo wa wazazi) Ndio maana Mayahudi wanajaribu sana kumkataa kataa Isma’il kwa sababu wanajua kuwa wakukibali kuwa Ismail nae ni mcha Mungu na pia ni kizazi "halali" cha Nabii Ibrahim ('alayhi salam) kutakuwa hakuna sababu ya kumkataa Muhammad katika suala la uzao, pia hujaribu kukataa kwamba jangwa aliloachwa Ismail na mama yake Hajira sio Makkah. Lakini bahati mbaya hata Biblia imeitaja Makka kwa dalili nyingi tu kuwa ndio jangwa alilowachwa Isma’il, nimegusia masuala haya ili tujue kuwa wasomi katika Dunia ya leo wanalifahamu hilo.

Kwa hiyo sasa kwa vile Qur’aan ilikuwa inataja walivyotakasika wazazi wa Maryam pia imejaribu kutoa mwangaza (hint) kwamba kutakasika kwa lineage ya Maryam kumeanzia kwenye ukoo wa Haarun, sio tu Baba na Mama. Kwa hiyo mpaka hapa tunapata kwamba undugu wenyewe ni wa Kiislamu na sababu ya kutajwa kwa Haarun ni kutakasika kwa uzao wake kutoka vizazi vya nyuma, sasa hakutajwa Musa ('alayhi salam) kwa sababu Haarun ni mkubwa wake wa kuzaliwa, pamoja na kwamba Musa alipewa utume mwanzo na pia utume wa Musa ulikuwa na hadhi ya juu kwa sababu yeye ni rusul (amepewa kitabu ambacho ni Tawraat) na kaka yake alikuwa ni Nabii tu.

Kwa hiyo kimantiki ameingia Haarun kuonesha namna kutakasika kwa Maryam kulivyoanzia mbali mno sio tu kwa Baba na Mama, sasa kwa nini iwe Haarun?

KWA NINI HAARUN?
Mayahudi wa wakati huo walokuwa wanajifanya kwamba wao ni wenye kufuata taurati, tena wanampenda sana Musa, kwa hiyo wanatajiwa Haarun kwa vile Huyo ni kaka yake Musa, yaani wanakumbushwa kwamba kama nyinyi kweli mnamfuata Musa basi na huyu nae ni dada yake kiukoo (uzao), kwa nini mumsingizie uzinifu? Kwa hiyo sasa naamini tunapata picha kwa nini Qur’aan inamwita Maryam Binti ‘Imraan, Ukhta Haarun! Lakini pamoja na yote hayo maskini mayahudi waliendelea kumkataa Issa na kumsingizia uzinifu Maryam!

UTUKUFU WA UZAO KWA MAYAHUDI NA WAARABUT:
Qur’aan inamtaja Maryam kama ukhta Haarun kwa vile makabila mawili ambayo ni Binamu (Bin ‘ammi), Waarabu na Mayahudi wana tabia ya kutafuta utukufu kwa kufuata ukoo. Kwa hiyo kwa mfano miongoni mwao ni jambo lililozoeleka kuitana kwa mfano Yaa Ukhta Tamim kwa mwanamke anayetokana na ukoo wa Bani Tamim au Yaa Ukhta Mudar kwa mwanamke aliyetokanana na kabila la Mudari. Hivyo kiukweli kwa waarabu na Mayahudi hili si jambo la kushangaza ila kwa sisi waswahili ambao hatujui hata majina ya vizazi vitano katika koo zetu ni lazima tushangae. Nikumbushe tena kuwa Mtume salla Llahu ‘alayhi wasallam aliwahi kuwaita Al Aus na Al Khazraj watoto “Enyi watoto wa Is’mail.

HITIMISHO
Hizo ndio sababu tatu kuu na za msingi kwa Qur’aan kumwita Maryam ukhta Haarun. Maneno kama haya ya kukumbusha undugu si jambo geni katika Qur’aan, kwa mfano Mussa alipomkamata Haarun akiwa na Hasira baada ya kurudi akitoka kuchukua amri kumi na kuwakuta Mayahudi wakiabudu sanamu la mnyama lililotengenezwa na As Saamirii, Harun alimwita mdogo wake Yaa Ibn Ummi, Yaani Ewe mtoto ya Mama yangu, akijaribu kutuliza hasira za Musa kwa kutumia undugu, kweli kabisa kauli ile ilimrudishia upole Musa. Hizi si miongoni mwa busara na hulka za kiswahili kwa hiyo sisi huwa tunapata taabu kuelewa mambo kama haya, lakini ni busara zilizotumika na kunakiliwa katika Qur’aan tukufu. Na Allah ndiye mjuzi zaidi.


MeRa HaaL "Dekh-kar
IN
DiNo "MoHaBBaT Bhi
"ShaRMiNDa Hai...!!

Dosto

Ke Ye "ShaKs Jo "SaB
"KucH HaaR "GaYa AaJ
"FiR" "Bhi "ZiNDa" Hai...!


aaj fir wohi sham laut aai hai...
fir kisi ne wohi baat doharai hai...
Aaj dil fir se kisi ke liye dhadka hai...
lagta hai fir pyr ho raha hai...


Superb Attitude For Life..!!!

Log Hamare Baare Main Kya Sochte Hai,
Agar Ye Bhi Hum Hi Sochenge Toh Fir Log Kya Sochenge...!!!

Jiyo Dil Se.


Marne ke baad main tara ban jaunga Jite ji na sahi marne ke baad tere kaam jrur aaunga Sir uper karke mang lena jo mangna hua Teri khushi ki khatir ek baar fir se toot jaunga


Bhave hr ik frnd bdmas hunda par ik ohi tan saath hunda jd kde mann udass hunda,girlfrnd nu bhave os nalon jeyda time deyida par gf nalon os te jyda vishvaas hunda,pange aap lai de ne fre jaan te name nhi aun dinda khud bahar class hunda,bhut bnde puthe raahe paunde ne par asl tan ohi frnd hunda jo haath vichon fr k daaru da bharia door sutt da gilash hunda,ppran vich v ik ohi aash hunda par fir v dukh bda hunda jd oh jyda numbran nal pass hunda ku k har ik frnd bdmas hunda.....kainth


Gabbar- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha- Sarkar 2

Gabbar- Mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote
hai??
Sambha- 2 .. 1 ke Baad aata hai.

Gabbar- aur 2 k pehle??
Sambha- 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbr- To bich me kaun aata hai?
Sambha- Bich me koi nahi aata.

Gabbar- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi aate?
Sambha- 2 ....1 k bad hi aa sakta hai Qki 2.. 1 se
bada he

Gabbar- 2... 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba- Sun Saale goli marni hai to maar de,
tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavnprash
nahi !!!!!


Teacher: "Mai teri jaan nikal
dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga..?
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Student:" Tu, Saali Haath laga k
to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya
hoga.........


♥ ♥ ♥ Ho Sakti hai Mohabbat Zindgi me Dobara Bhi....
Bas Housla Ho ek Dafaa Fir Barbaad Hone kaa...♥ ♥ ♥:) Super sam


Ek pagal hr waqt bolta rehta tha, "Gulel banaunga Chidhiyan marunga" "Gulel banaunga chidiaya marunga" 1 din use pagalo k dr. K pas le jaya gya or uska ilaj ho gaya
Dr.- ab kya karoge? Pagal- shadi karunga, Naukri karunga, ghar basaunga.
Dr.- Very gud,fir kya karoge? Pagal- baccho ko ache school me padaunga. Unka b'day manaunga,B'day me nekar or shirt gift aaygi
Dr.- gud aur?
Us nekar me se elastic nikalunga
"Gulel banaunga chidiya marunga."


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