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Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat 19th July 2013 Written Episode Review

Bahut khoobsurat ho tum
kabhi main kahu k mohabbat hai tumse
to mujhko khudara galat na samajhna
k meri jaruirat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum

hai phoolo ke jaisi ye baahe tumhari
hai khamosh jaadu nigahe tumhari
jo kaante ho sab apne daman me bhar loon
saaja do main kaliyo se raahe tumhari
najar se jamane ki khud ko bachana
kisi or se dekho dil na lagana
k meri jaroort ho tum
bahut khoobsurt ho tum

hai chahra tumhara k din hain sunhara
unpe ye kali ghatao ka pahra
gulabo sa najuk mahakta badan hain
hai lab ye tumhare k khilta chaman hai
bikhare jo julfe to sarmaye badal
jo fariste bhi dekhe to ho jaye pagal
wo pakija murat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum

jo bankar kali muskurati hai aksar
tanhaito me jo rulati hai aksar
jo lamho hi lamho me duniya badal de
jo shayar ko de jaye pahlu gazal ke
chipana bhi chau to chipaye na jaye
bhulana jo chahoon to bhulaye na jaye
wo pahli mohabbat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum

Baat muqaddar par aa kar ruki hai warna,
Koi kasar to na chori thi tujhe chahney mein....!!!

Mohabbat ke samandar mein,
Utarney se zara pehley,
Tumhein yeh sochna hoga,
Mohabbat aik sehraa hai,

Jahaan paaon barhaaney se,
Qadam chup chaap jaltey hain,
Mohabbat aesi dunya hai,
Ke is main jis taraf jayen,
Koi rasta nahin milta,
Mohabbat aankh ka aansu,

Yeh palkon per chamakti hai,
Mohabbat aag jesi hai,
Yeh seeno’n mein sulagti hai,
Mohabbat phool jesi hai,

Judaa ho shaakh se jab yeh,
Bikharti toot jati hai,
Mohabbat ki fizaaon mein,
Mohabbat ki hawaaon mein,
Hamesha dard milta hai,

Mohabbat ke samandar mein,
Utarney se zara pehle,
Tumhe yeh sochna ho ga..

Aaj Dulhan Ke Laal Jode Mein,
Use Uski Saheliyon Ne Sajaya Hoga…
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Koi deewana kehta hai koi pagal samjhta hai
Magar dharti ki bechani ko bas badal samjhta hai
Main tujhse dur kaisa hun,tu mujhse dur kaisi hai?
Yeh tera dil samjhta hai ya mera dil samjhta hai

Mohabbat ek ehsaason ki paawansi kahaani hai
kabhi kabira deewana tha kabhi meera diwaani hai
Yahaan sab log kehte hain meri aakho mein aansu hai
Jo tu samjhe to moti, jo na samjhetoh paani hai

Samandar peer ka andar hai lekin ro nahi sakta
Yeh aasu pyaar ka moti hai isko kho nahi sakta
Meri chahat ko dulhan tu bana lena magar sun le
Jo mera ho nahi paaya woh tera ho nahi sakta

Bhramar koi kumudni par machal baitha to hungama
Humare dil mein koi khwaab pal baitha to hungama
Abhi tak doob kar sunte the sab qissa mohobbat ka
Main qisse ko haqeeqat mein badal baitha to hungama

Bohat bikhra bahut toota thapere seh nahi paaya
Hawaaon ke ishaaron par magar main beh nahi paaya
Adhoora an suna hi reh gaya youn pyaar ka qissa
Kabhi tum sun nahi paaye, kabhi main keh nahin paaya

Main uska hun wo is ehsaas se inkaar karta hai
Bhari mehfil mein bhi ruswaa har baar karta hai
yaki hai saari duniya ko khafa hai humse woh lekin
Mujhe maaloom hai phir bhi mujhise pyaar karta hai

Main jab bhi tez chalta hoon nazaare choot jate hain
Koi jab roop gadhta hoon to saanche toot jate hain
Main rota hoon to aakar log kandha thap thapate hain
Main hasta hoon to mujhse log aksar rooth jate hain

........Mujh ko hai Maan Lakeeron pe Mery haathon ki
........Rab Ny khud inko Tery DiL Se Milaa Rakhkha hai
Main Ny Mannat mein Tujhy Maanga tha Barson Pehly
Wo Sava Rupiya bhi Palloo mein Bandha Rakhkha hai!

Safar tanha nahin karte
Suno aesa nahin karte

Chalo tum raz ho apna
Tumhain afsha nahin karte

Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte
Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte

Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte
...Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey

Jo pehlay sey tanha ho ussey tanha nahin karte
Suno yadain sataingi magar roya nahin karte

Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte

Mujhe Acha Sa Lagta He
Tumhi Ko Dekhte Rehna ?

Tumhi ko chahte rehna
Tumhi Ko Sochte Rehna ?

Tumhi Ko Sunte Rehna
Bohot Gehre Khyaalo Mein ?

Jawabo Mein Sawalo Mein
Mohabbat Ke Hawalo Mein ?

Tumhara Naam Aa Jana
Mujhe Acha Sa Lagta Hai ?

Tumhare Sang Sang Chalna
Wafa Ke Aag Me Jalna ?

Tumhe Naraz Kar Dena
Kabhi Khud Bhi Ruth Jana ?

Tumhari Berukhi Pe Bhi
Tumhari Aarzoo Karna ?

Khud Apne Dil Dharkan Se
Tumhari Guftugu Karna ?

Mujhe Acha Sa Lagta Hai..! ? ?

Hamara Ye Tum Ko Salaam Aakhri Hai,
Suno Aaj Tum Sey Kalaam Aakhri Hai,

Agar Ho Sake To Bhula Dena Hum Ko,
Yehi Ek Chhota Sa Kaam Aakhri Hai,

Abhi Aarzuon K Sehra Pyase Hain,
Magar Aansuon Ka Ye Jaam Aakhri Hai,

Teri Bewafaye Ka Shikwa Aakhri Hai,
Yehi To Wafaon Ka Inaam Aakhri Hai,

Mariz-E-Mohabbat Ki Aye Chaara Sazo,
Tumhare Shehar Me Ye Shaam Aakhri Hai,

Zara Dair Thehro Qazaa K Farishto,
Labon Pe Hamara Payaam Aakhri Hai,

Koi Mil Sake Ga Na Hasrat K Jesa,
Teri Adaon Ka Ye Ghulam Aakhri Hai.!

Kyun Duniya Ne Ye Rasm Banai Hai
Karke Itna Bada Kehte Hai Ja Beti Tu Parai Hai
Pehle Din Se Hi Usko Ye Paath Padhaya Jata Hai
Saja Ke Lal Jodhe Main Dulhan Banaya Jata Hai
Chuda Deti Hai Beti Se Baabul Ka Ye Ghar
Kyun Duniya Ne Ye Zalim Rasm Banai Hai
Karke Itna Bada Kehte Hai Ja Beti Tu Parai Hai

Rote Hai Khud Phir Usko Bhi Bahut Rulate Hai
Apne Haathon Se Darwaje Tak Chod Aate Hai
Har Din Yaad Karte Hai Bahut Yaad Aate Hai
Iss Rasm Ne Kyun Beti Se Hi Ki Bewafai Hai
Karke Itna Bada Kehte Hai Jaa Beti Tu Parai Hai

Saath Beti Ke Phir Bahut Dahej Bhi Jaayega
Saayad Phir Bhi Na Bhoj Ye Sar Se Utar Paayega
Royegi Maa, Jaate Dekh Baabul Na Sambhal Paayega
Deke Judai Beti Ko Kyun Is Rasm Ne Saja Sunai Hai
Karke Itna Bada Kehte Hai Ja Beti Tu Parai Hai

Kitna bebas lag raha hai yeh baap kismat ke aage,
Jis phool ko itne pyar se pala usse de raha hai kisi aur ke haath me,
Kushi to bohot hai ke beti ja rahi hai apne ghar,
Par ansowon ki barsat to hone hi lagi soch ke judai ke jazbaat me,
Juka jo ser sirf Ishwar ke aage, aaj insaaon ke aage bhi juk gaya,
Ankh ke moti mang rahe te Upparwale se beti ki kushiyan khairat me,
Dekho aaj door ja rahi hai woh jo hogi na kabhi uske dil se door,
Ashirwad ke kawaj se raksha karega ek baap apni beti ki apne khayalat me,
Lakon duaon se sajayi hai doli apni ladli ki usne aaj,
Aur babul ke sanskar kaanda de rahe hai usko saath me!

Tum Se Kuch Is Tarha Ki Chahat Ki Hai??.!!

Tumhare Baghair Zindagi Ka Koi Tasawur Nahi
Kuch Is Tarhan Se Tumhari Tamna Ki Hai

Hamaray Darmiyaan Hai Rahain Sadiyon Ki Khamoshiyan
Main Nay Tum Se Kuch Is Tarha Gufftagu Ki Hai

Meray Dil Main Baas Jao Tum Ruh-o-Muhabat Baan Kay
Main Nay Dil Ki Geherai Say Ye Ilteja Ki Hai

Tumharay Milnay Se Pehlay Main Khud Se Na Aashna Tha
Samjaha Hai Piyar Ko Jab Se Muhabat Ki Hai

Meri Zindagi Ki Khushiyan Tum Se Hi Hein Wabasta
Main Nay Rab Se Tumhain Panay Ki Dua Ki Hai

Main Tumhain Cheen Longa Duniya Ki Rasmon Se
Main Nay Tumharay Liye Zamnay Se Baghawat Ki Hai

Aaj To Aa Jao Zabt K Sary Bandhan Torh Kar ...

Aaj Phir Arooj Par Hy, Barish bhi, Tanhai Bhi...

Kabhi yun Bhi Ho ke Baazi Palat Jaaye Saari...

Use Yaad Sataye Meri Aur Mai Sukoon Se So Jaau...!!

Toot na jaye Tujh per Mere Pyaar ki Shiddat.
Tu Samandar ki Tarah Khamosh na raha ker......

Barish hui to ghar ke dareeche se lage ham,
Chup-chaap sogwaar tumhen sochte rahe…..!!!

kal yunhi tera tazkra nikla
phir jo yadon ka silsila nikla
log kab kab kay aashna niklay
waqt kitna guriaz pa nikla
'ishq maien bhi siastaien niklein
qurbaton maien bhi fasla nikla
raat bhi aaj baikran nikli
chand bhi aaj ghamzadah nikla
sunty aiey thay qisa e majnon
ab jo daikha tu waqia nikla
hum nay mana woh be wafa hi sahi
kyaa karo ge jo bawafa nikla
mukhtasar thien firaq ki gharian
phair laikin hisab ka nikla

Use kehna…..
Ye barish ki bondhen …..
Ye taiz hawa ka jhonka…..
Ye khoshgawar mosam……
Ye thar tharati hawaen bijliyan…..
Ye dil ko lajhate hoe barish k annsoo…..
Ye shokh si chanchal si hawaen……
Ye betab karti hoi barish ki khamosh dharkan……
Ye jisam me samota hoa barish ka lamas……
Ye barish me lipti hoi teri yadon ki khoshboo…..
Ye barish me chopa hoa tera takheel…….
Ye barish k qatroon me dhake hoe mere annsoo Mujhe tere hone ka ehsas dilate hain…..
Use kehna….
Mujhe tere hone ka ehsas dilate hain..

Meethi Hai Kaainat Main Cheez Kaun Si Bhala???,,

Sharma K Us Ne Ungli Rakh Di Apne Honton Par...!

Kya Hua Jo TuMhara Saath Nahi,
Mere Hathon Main TuMhara Haath Nahi,

Mere Liye TuMhari Yaadein Hi Kafi Hain,
Mohabbat Main Zaroori MulaQat Nahi,

Main Sari UMar Tarsi Hoon Chahat Ke Liye,
Mere Naseeb Mein Shayad Ye Saugat Nahi,

Is Andaaz se Bikhar Kar Phir SiMat Na Saki,
Mujhe SaMetne Wala Hi Koi Haath Nahi,

Jis Ki Dosti Peh Naaz Tha, Wo Dost Bhi Gaya,
Kis Qarb Se Kaha Kisi ne Koi Baat Nahi.

Abhi To Chand Lafzon Main Samaita Hai Tujhe Main Ne,

Abhi To Meri Kitabon Main Teri Tafseer Baaqi Hai...!
Shashi Kant Srivastava kiya baat hai sir bilkul sawa lakh ki baat hai.

durust kar hee liyaa maine kal raat nazariya apna
K dard naa ho to muhabbat mazaaq lagti hai .

Sach Much Koi Awaz Hain Sach Much Koi Aahat ...!!

Yah Dil Ke Dharakne Ki Sadaa Chairr Rahi Hain ...!!

ek samander he jo mera mukabil,
ek qatra he k mujhse sambhala nahi jata,
ek umar hai jo bitani he usk bagair,
aur ak lamha hai ki mujhse guzara nahi jata........!!!

''meri tanhai...ko zarurat hai tumhari......

agr ijazat ho to yaadon main basa lon tumko''

Ajab Muqaam pe thehra hy aa k Qafila DiL Ka...!

Sakoon Dhoondne niklay thy neendain bhi ganwa bethy......!!!!

KAHDO IN NIGAHO'N SE WAFAA,KE YU'N DEKHA NA KARE'N
HAME TO AADAT HAI SHARMA KAR CHEHRA CHUPANE'N KI.........!!!
Chalo ab meri saans hi zamaanat rakh lo tum..
Shaayad iss tarah ban shakun tere aitbar ke qabil...!!!
Chalo ab meri saans hi zamaanat rakh lo tum..
Shaayad iss tarah ban shakun tere aitbar ke qabil...!!!
Kinna smjhaya h,,tjhe ae dil tu kyu ni smjhta,,,!!!!
chorhkr jane wale kbi wapis lota ni krte.... —
Ek pal me ek sadi ka maza hamse poochiye
do din ki zindagi ka maza hamse poochiye
bhoole hai rafta rafta unhe muddato me hamm
rishton me khud khushi ka maza hamse poochiye
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Baat aik shakhs ki nahi logon,,

Wafayain uth gyi hai dunia se....
Buri abb ho gayi Duniya, shikayat sabko hai lekin... Koi Koshish nahi karta ise behtar banane ki !

Kaisi Guzer Rahi Hai, Sabhi Puchtey To Hain..
Kaisey Guzaarta Hoon, Koi Puchhta nahi ...!!!
Dil ki khwahish ko naam kya dun,
pyar ka use paigam kya dun.
Is dil me dard nahi yaaden hai uski,
ab yaaden hi mujhe dard de to use ilzam kya dun…?

Maherbani ko mohabbt nahi kahte ai dost...
Aah! Mujhe ab tujh se ranjishe beja b nahi...
Ek muddat se teri yaad b aai na hame..
Aur hm tujhe bhul gae hon aisa bhi nahi....
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HUSN BAQI HAI MERA HUSNE-NAZAR BAQI HAI,
ZINDGAANI ME'N MERI BARQO-SHARAR BAQI HAI,

AAKE KARTE HAI'N SITARE MERA HAR LAMHA TAWAAF,
MERI HASTI ME'N ABHI SHAMSO-QAMAR BAQI HAI,

TUNE DEKHA HAI KAHA'N APNA BADALTA CHEHRA,
TERI HASTI ME'N ABHI SHAMO-SAHER BAQI HAI,

KHOON BARSAE'NGE HAM ESKI ZAROORAT JO PADI,
HAR RAGE-JAA'N ME ABHI KHOONE-JIGAR BAQI HAI,

"SHAHINA" KO NA KABHI CHODOGE HUMNE MANA.
DIL ME FURQAT KA MAGAR KHAUFO-KHATAR BAQI HAI,

Wo Pak Mohabbat Wo Bachpan Ke Khel,
Phir Wo Raat Ki Tanhai Aur Daadi Ki Kahani De De,

Na Wafa Na Bewafai Na Koi Duniya Ka Gam,
Sab Kuch Leke Koi Wo Befikra Zindgani De De,

Wo Baat-Baat Pe Rona Wo Khil-Khila Ke Hansna,
Is Ghutan Ki Zindagi Se Koi Bahaar Ki Rawani De De..........

Kis ne dastak di dil per kaun hai.......
Aap to dil ke andar hain, bahar kaun hi..........

Zindgi Ki Tanhaiyan Is Kadar Duswar Thi|

Aanshoo Khoon Ban Gaye, Aur, Zindagi Pahar Thi||

Kese koi chupaaye aansuu,
Aakhir aankh main aaye aansuu,

Tujh ko yeh maloom nahin,
Kitne raat bahaaye aansuu,

Dard ki lazat aur barhi,
Jab aansuu main milaye aansuu,

Mene kaajal saaf kiya,
Aur palkon pe sajaye aansuu,

Us ne meri yaad main Rahi,
Kese aaj bahaaye aansuu..

Aye Kash Har Lahme Pe Koi Aameen Kahe ...!!

Aaj Har Sans Ne Usse Paane Ki Dua Ki Hai ...!!

waqt ke masrufiyat dekhiye
jab main fursat mein hoti hoon
unko samay nahi milta
jab wo milna chahate hai
main masroof ho jaati hoon
kuch inhi wajaho se hume doori hai
wo mujhe bewafa kehte hai
aur mein unhe bewafa kehti hoon...

NA KISI KE ABHAAV ME JIO,NA KISI KE PRABHAAV ME JIO, ZINDGI AAPKI APNI HE,BAS ISE APNE SWABHAAV ME JIO.
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KUCHH CHEHRE BHULAYE NAHI JATE, KUCHH NAAM DIL SE MITAYE NAHI JAATE, CHAHE MULAQAT HO YA NA HO,LEKIN E- DOST DOSTI K CHIRAG KABHI BUJHAYE NAHI JAATE.

ROZ HUM NASHE ME HOTE HAI AUR RAAT GUZAR JATI HE,EK DIN RAAT NASHE ME HOGI AUR HUM GUZAR JAYEGE,....SHAYAD TABHI HUM KISI KO YAAD AAYEGE.
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Aey Ishq.! Hazaron Qayim Daikhe Apni Apni Zid Par Magar..

Nahi Daikha Tere Jaisa Shehansha Koi.. ***

Kon Ab Qissa-e-Chashm-o-Lab-O-Abru Mein Parre,,,?

Barre Aaraam Se Hein Apne Hi Pehlu Mein Parre,,,!

IshQ ne Husn K Ma'yaar Badal Daale hein,,,!

Yaar Ab Tak hein Usi Qaamat-0-gaisu Mein Parre,,,!
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Dekh Ay Sahib-E Insaaf ! Adaalat apni,,,!

Ham B QaatiL k MuqabiL hein Tarazu Me Parre,,,!
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Khud Ko Le Aye The Hangama-E-Dunya Se Alag,,,!

Ab Pareshan hein kisi GoSha-E-Yakksu Me Parre,,,!
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Ham bhi ik ShO'la-Shuma'il Ko Liye Sath Chalen..,!

Ab k Gar BarF "Kohistaan-E-Skardu" Me Parre,,,!
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Har Taraf Aik Sanam'Khana-E-Hairat hy "FARAZ,,,!

Tum Abhi Tak Ho Usi Shakhs K Jaadu Mein Parre...!!!

Uski Hassi Me Chupe Dard Ko To Mehsoos Kr…..
Wo to Yuhi Hass hass K Khud Ko Saza deti hai…

jab pukare gi manzil to dehar jaunga
warna khoddar hun raste se palat jaunga

Agar dangayiyon per tera bas nahin chalta,
To phir sun le huqumat hum tujhe namard kahte hain.

Teri nafrat me woh dam nahi jo
meri chahat ko mita de Kashif,
Meri chahat ka samandar Teri soch
se bi gehra hai…
Maine Socha Tha Kabhi, Raah Me Mil Jaunga,
Darde Dil Ki Baat, Jubaan Pe, Na Launga|
Mujhko, Hai Unki Kasam, Gam Mile Ya Ki Khushi,
Katra Ek Aansoo Ka, Bhoole Se Bhi, Na Bahaunga|
Maine Socha Tha Kabhi....
Darde Dil Ki Baat........

Farz apna gaya nibha ke charagh.
Ek ummeed si bandha ke charagh.

Aankh wale jahaN ke andhe hoN,
Kya karoge wahaN jala ke charagh.

Aaj chehre nahi haiN chehroN par,
Log baithe haiN so bujha ke charagh.

Ishq yuN bhi gunah hota hai,
Hum jalaate nahiN wafaa ke charagh.

Aag lagti rahi makaanoN meiN,
Log sote rahe jala ke charagh.

Kaam aanaa jahaaN meiN auroN ke,
Ye sikhata hai sar utha ke charagh.

Inn sitaroN ko sharm aati hai,
Kya ghazab haiN teri adaa ke charagh.

Aag nafrat ki tum jalaaoge,
Hum jalbyenge bas dua ke charagh.

Tujhe yaad karte hain naam e Khuda ke baad
Kabhi subha se pehle Kabhi shaam ke baad

Dil ki deewaron pe tera naam likhte hain
Kabhi fursat main Kabhi kabhi kaam ke baad

Mere marne ke baad bhi log pukaren ge tujhe
Kabhi mere naam se pehle Kabhi mere naam ke baad..

kabhi aandhi kabhi baarish
hai mausam ya tere tewar

******
diya jalne pe aana tha
mere jalne pe aaye ho
*****
tera ik khat jo laaya hai
qayamat se nahi vo kum
*****
sukoote-marg hai harsoon
faqat khaamosh hai koi

khud se ho kar agar guzarna hai.
zarra zarra tujhe bikharna hai.
maut se kab talak dare koi.
ye safar roz hi to karna hai.
doobne ka hunar zaroori hai.
gar ye dariya kabhi utarna hai.
jisne maqsad kiya hai manzil ko.
uski qismat main kab thaharna hai.
khud se pahchan yoo'n nahi'n hoti.
har ghadi aag se guzarna hai.

Har Ghadi Khud Se Ulajhna Hai Muqaddar Mera,
Main Hi Kashti Hoon Mujhi Mein Hai Samander Mera..

Kabhi to Meedhe Laheze mein bhi sab se Baat karna seekh
Ki jab Dekho wahi TEZAAB wahi TEZAAB wahi TEZAAB........

Chupaaye Dil Main Ghamo'n Ka jahaan Baithey Hain,
Par ay Dost Tujhey Hum Apna Maan Bethey Hain,
Yeh Kya Kam Hai Ke Koi Kisi Ke Liye Bhi Sochey,
Wahan Fikr Nahin jahan Sath Meherban Bethey Hain,
Ab To Aur Bhi Mehkayga Kuch Sheron Ka Mefhum.
Ghairon Ke Beech Hum Apna Koi Chhaan Bethey Hain,
Reh Jaati Hai Saath Apne Dolat-e-Ikhlas Umr Bhar,
Bhulakar Giley-Shikwon Ka Hum, Naam-O-Nishaan Baithey Hain,
Khatawaar Hoon Main Jo Itni si Baat Ko Samajh Na Sakaa,
Ab Dhoop Ka Darr kisey,Jab Saath Sayebaan Baithey Hain,
"Khwaish" Kin Lafzon Main Aapka Shukriya AdaaKaren..??
'Shukriya' Lafz B'hot Chhota Hai Isliye Hum Bezuban Baithey Hain...!

"Wo kehte hain ye mera 'Teer' hai, jaan leke niklega,
"Mae kehta hu yeh meri ye meri jaan hai, mushkil se niklega"

"Ab kaha tum dastak e nazuk se uthaoge kamaa,
Lao mae rakhlu kaleje mae tumhare Teer"

"Dekh kar meri pareshani khuda ka shukr hai,
Jo paresha haal the shukre
KHUDA karne lage."

UNKE HOTHO PE HANSI, AA... HI GAYI,
MERI ZINDAGI..., JAGMAGA... HI GAYI|
RAAT GUJRI, JO UNKE, PEHLOO ME...,
HAR TARAF, KHUSHI, CHHA... HI GAYI||
dil me chahat ka hona bhi lazmi he......warna yaad to roz dushman bhi kiya karte he....

KAASH WOH LOUT AAYE MUJH SE YEH KEHNAY....
TUM KAUN HOTE HO MUJH SE BICHHADNE WALE....

Raat kia khoob Muqabila tha hum dono me....
Udhar Ghari ki Tik Tik....Idr Aansuoon ki Tip

Mein or us ko bhool jaon,kaisi batain kertay ho

Soorat to phir soorat hay,wo naam b pyara lagta hai ?

Jo Aankh Bhee Milany Ki Ijazat Nahi
Deta………..!
Dil Usko Nigahon Main Basany Pe Tula
Hai………!

Us k ‘Honton’ ko ChooMa To Ehsas Huwa
Ik “Paani” Hi Zaroori Nahi ‘Peyaas’
BuJhaNy k Liye ..!!!

Dhundo Ge Kahan Mujh ko ? Lo Mera pata le lo
Ek Qabar Nayi Ho Gi , Ek Jalta diyaa ho Gaa....!!!!
Tere khamosh honton par mohabbat gun-gunati hai,
Tu mera hai, main teri hun, bus yehi aawaz ati hai…!!!!

Mein or us ko bhool jaon,kaisi batain kertay ho

Soorat to phir soorat hay,wo naam b pyara lagta hai ?

Teri Talab Ki Hadh Ne Aisa Junoon Bakhsha,,

Mein Khud Ko Bhool Bethi hu...
Tujhe Yaad Kerte Kerte.!!

Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do,
Hamare Naam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Do!

Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dil Mein Hain,
Un ko Zuban Pr Lao 0r Bayan Kr Do!

Aaj Bas Ap Kaho 0r Kehty Hi Jao,
Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kr Do!

Hoi Purani Dastan Heer Ranjha Ki,
Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kr Do,

Aa-Jao Ke Aisa Toot Kr Chahon Tumhe,
Hmari Mohabat Ko Mohabbat Ka Nishan Kr Do!

Apne Dil Me Is Tarha Chupa Lo MujKo,
Rahon Humesha Is me aisa Mera Makan kar Do!

Bohot hi maan hai tum pe
Suno pass e wafa rakhna
Sabhi say tum milo laikin
Zara sa fasla rakhna
Bicher jana tu perta hai
Zara sa hosla rakna
Wo sarey wasl k lamhay
Tum ankhon main saja rakhna
Abhi imkan baki hai
Tum lab per dua rakhna
BOHOT NAYAB
HAIN DAIKHO
Humain sab say juda
Rakhna…..

Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka ishara ker k
Khud bhi roya woh bohut hum say kinara ker k
!
Sochta rehta hon tanhai mein Anjam-e-Khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker k
!
Jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galiyan mein nay
Apnay her ashk ko palkon pay sitara ker kay
!
Daikh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka
Aur kuch rooz teray sath guzara ker k
!
Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahin
Daikhtay hain yeh aziat gawara ker k..!!

Libas Tan Se Utaar Dena,
Kisi Ko Banhon Ke Haar Dena,
Phir Uske Jazbon Ko Maar Dena,
!! Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To Maaf Karna Mujhe Nehi Hai!!

Gunah Karne Ka Soch Lena,
Haseen Pariyan Daboch Lena,
Phir Uski Aankhein Hi Noch Lena,
!! Ager Mohabat Yehi Jana To Maaf Karna Mujhe Nehi Hai!!

Kisi Ko Lafzon Ke Jaal Dena,
Kisi Ko Jazbon Ki Dhaal Dena,
Phir Uski Izzat Uchaal Dena,
!! Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To Maaf Karna Mujhe Nehi Hai!!

Andhair Nagri Mein Chalty Jana,
Haseen Kaliyan Masalty Jana,
Aur Apni Fitrat Pe Muskurana,
Ager Mohabat Yehi Hai Jana To Maaf Karna Mujhe Nehi Hai

Agar Mujhse Mohobbat Nahi To Roti
Kyon Ho?
Tanhaai Me Mere Baare Me Sochti
Kyo Ho?
Agar Manzil Judai Hai To Jaane Do
Mujhe...
"Laut Ke Kab Aaoge" Puchti Kyo
Ho?

Hoon To Khafa Us SE,
Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...?

Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai...

... ... Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor,
Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata...

Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai...

Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ka Phir B Kabhi Kabhi...

Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai...

Tu MERA Tha,
Tu MERA Hai,
Tu MERA Rahay Ga...

Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!

Me mar jau to mere Sirhane na bithana us ko,
Boht Tasalli dena boht pyar se Samjhana us ko,

Ghomne ka bahana kar k door Fizao me kahi le jana us ko,
Wo bawafa hy us waqt ye ehsas na dilana us ko,

Us k samny na karna batey aesi k meri yaad ajae,
Meri tafri k mashghale suna suna k hansana us ko,

Wo roye ga boht bilawaje to meri rooh tarap uthegi Yaar,
Dost tm aesa karna meri Mout ka he na batana us ko…….

Aaj Bi tere liye Dil me chahatein baQi hein
Tuj se jo krni thi wo batein baQi hein
ksy soch liya tum ne hamein teri talab nahi
Dil me utar K Dekh ab Bi teri Arzoain baQi hn
Kabi fursat mily to aa kr dekh mery makan me
Aaj Bhi
teri khushboo
teri parchhaiyan
teri ranaiyan
teri sargoshiyan
teri chahatein
teri aahatein
baQi hein
Dekh mera zarf
K me toot kar
Bhi bikhra nhi
ankh me ansu hein
magr Lab par
muskurahatein
baQi hen..

Kuch is ada se meri rooh mein samaya tha.....

Gumaan tak nahi hota ke tu paraya tha.....!!!!:

Haqeeqaton Ka Tasawwur Muhaal Lagta Hai,

Kisi Ki Yaad Mein Rehna Kamaal Lagta Hai...

Dard ke phool bhi khilte hai bikhar jaate hai,
ZaKhm kaise bhi ho kuch roz mein bhar jaate hai,
Us dariche mein bhi ab koi nahi aur hum bhi,
Sar jhukaye huye chup chaap guzar jaate hai,
Raasta roke khaDi hai yahi uljhan kab se,
Koi poochhe to kahe kya ki kidhar jaate hai,
Naram awaaz bhali baatein mohazzab lahaje,
Pahli baarish mein hi ye rang utar jaate hai......

"Mujh Se kehti Hai Teray Sath Qabr Main Bhi Rahongi Sada.. "Boht Pyar Krti Hai Mujh Se Ye Meri Tanhai....!!!

Shatabdiyon Se Main Jiske Sapne Bunta Tha
Tum Kahin Wohi To Nhi
Batao Kon Ho Tum ??
Janmo Janmo Se Jiski Muje Zrurat Thi
Woh Mera Apna Razdar, Gumgusar Tum To Nhi
Batao Kon Ho Tum ??
Tumhari Muskurat, Pyar Bhari Baatein
Inhein Kya Samjhun !!
Base Ho Mere Khayalon Me Tum Hamesha Se
Tum Kalpana Ho Meri Ya Koi HaQeQat Ho
Na Jane Kon Ho Tum !!
Main Kya Bataun Tumhein Kb Se Janta Hun Main
Tumhare Jism Ki Khushbu Se Bhi Parichit Hun
Tumhare Hoton Pe Shabdon Ko Chhu Ke Dekha H
Tumhari Ankhon Ke Lahze Ko Janta Hun Main
Tumhari Palkon Ke Saaye Mein Ghanton Baitha Hun
..Ajeeb Baat H Phir Bhi Sadiyon Se
Tumhe Hi Khoj Rha Hun..Talash Rha Hun
Kabhi To Mujhko MiLoge,
Yakeen H Mujhko..............!!!!!!!!! —

Main Hans K Jhel Leti Hoon Judai Ki Sabhi
Rasmein ,,
Gale Jab Uske Lagti Hoon To Aankhen Bheeg
Jaati
Hain!!!

MUST READ
MOST TOUCHING LINES by a
Boyfriend whose Girlfriend was
marrying someone else:
Aaj dulhan ke laal jode mein use
uski sakhiyon ne sajaya hoga,
Meri Jaan ke gore haathon pe
mehndi ko lagaya hoga.
Bahot gehra chadha hoga mehndi
ka rang,
Us mehndi mein usne mera naam
chupaya hoga.
Reh-reh ke ro padi hogi, jabusko
mera khayaal aaya hoga.
Khud ko dekha hoga jab aaine
mein, to aqs mera bhi nazar aaya
hoga.
Bahut pyari lag rahi hogi vo,
Aaj dekh kar usko chand bi
sharmaya hoga.
Aaj meri jaan ne apne MaaBaap ki
izzat ko bachaya hoga,
Usne Beti hone ka har farz
nibhaya hoga..
Majbur hogi wo sabse zyada,
Sochta hun kis tarah usne khud
ko samjhaya hoga.
Apne haathon se hamare khaton
ko jalaya hoga,
Khud ko mazbut bana kar meri
yaadon ko mitaya hoga.
Bhukhi hogi wo jaanta hun main,
Mere bina usne kuch na khaya
hoga.
Kaise sambhala hoga khud ko,
Jab usne feron mein khud ko
jalaya hoga..!!
Afi

ham to jahil hain chalo par zaheen koi to ho,
ham nahi hain na sahi mutmaeen koi to ho.

Chhod denge tera dar teri gali tera shehar,
tumsa is daur mein lekin haseen koi to ho.

Tamanna Tere Jism Ki Hoti Toh Duniyan Se Cheen Letay Hum,

Ishq Teri Rooh Se Hai Is Liye Khuda Se Mangtay Hain........!!!!!

"zindgi ko badalne me waqt nahi lagta................par kabhi-kabhi waqt ko badalne me zindgi lag jaati he."

shidat-e-dard se sharminda nahi meri wafa

dost gehray hain to phir zakham bhi gahray honge.....!!!!

Ay ishq bus jaan gya mein teri pehchan
kia hai......
Tou dill mein to aata hai magr samj
mein nahi aata!!!

koun hota hai bure waqt ka sathi e dost ....
marte dum to aakhen bhee palat jati hain....

kabhi to pehlu me aake bethh e mere humdum
khud ko musafir mujhe deewar samajh le.....!!!!

Hum Toh Fana Ho Gaye Unki Ankhon Ko Dekh Kar,
Na Jaane Woh Shakhs Aaina Kaise Dekhta Hoga.!!

chand ke shooq me tum chat pe na jana warna,
shehr.. me.. eid.. ki.. tareekh.. badal.. jaye.. gi..!!

"Us Ek Chehre Ne Hamin Tanha Kar
Diya Warna…
..
Ham To Apne Aap Mein Hi Ek Mehfil
Hua Karte The."

Kabhi muskurati ho... Kabhi muh mod leti ho
Tumhari is ada se jaan.... Jaan nikalti hai~

Wo Mere Jism K Aisay Kisi Hissay Ki Maanind Hai.......!!
Jisay Khud Se Juda Kar Doon To Meri Saans Rukk Jaye.....!!

"Kabhi Dhoop Main Tanha Shajar Ko Dekha hai??...

Aese Jalte Hein Wafaon Ko Nibhane Wale."

Meine mana k tum patthar sa smajhte ho mgr...mein sanwar jauga tum hath lagao to sahi.....

talaq de to rahe ho gharoor-o-qehar ke saath 'usska shabab bhi lota do usske mehar ke saath.

Aaj Uss Ne Ajeeb Sawal Kiya
Mujh Pe Martay Ho To Zinda Kyun
Ho..........

Pyar barish ki bundo ki tarah hai,
Jisko chune ki khwahish me
Hatheliya to gili ho jati hai
Par hath hamesha khali hi rehte hai..

Aye zindagi kaash tu hi ruth jati mujhse,
Ye ruthe hue log mjhse ab manaye nhi jate........!!!!

Main Jab Bhi Toot'ti Hun Tujhay Dhondti Hun,

Tu Ny Ek Baar Kaha Tha na, Hum Ek Hain.....

Ek masoom se khuahish ne jala daale mere haath
Maine kiyon chand ko chone ki tamanna ki thi

Meri Takmeel Mein Hain Shamil Kuch Tere Hissay
Hum Agar Tujh Se Na Milte Tu Adhoore Rehte...

Kabhee mom ban ke pigal gaya
Kabhee girtey girtey sambhal gaya
Wo ban ke lamhaa guzer gaye
Mere pass hi se nikal gaye
Use rokta bhee to kiss tarah
Ke wo shakhs itna ajeeb thaa
Kabhee tadap utha meree aah se
Kabhee ashak se na pigal sakaa
Sarey raah mila wo ager kabhee
To nazer chhura ke guzer gaya
Wo utar gaya meyi ankh se
Mere dil mai kyu na utar saka
Wo challa ye sheher chhod ke
Wo waha se phir na palat saka
Wo sambhal gaya tha mager
Mein bikhar ke phir na simat saka...

Suno Aazaadi Ka Din Aaaya Hai
Ab to apni Yaadon Say AzaaaaaD Kar Do naa,......

main tera kuchh bhi nahi hun magar itana to bataa,
dekh kar mujh ko tere zehan me aata kya hai..

UNHEIN MILEE NAHIN ZARA CHAAR KAAMYAABIYAAN KI
WO TO LAGAA LOGON KI TAQDEER LIKHNE LAG GAYE

''tumne hi kiya mjhe ''mohabbaten'' karne ko majbur.....

or tum hi meri mohabbat ko bura smjhe ho'' —

Andaz bahakne Lagta Hai, Baton Me shararat Hoti Hai
Ankhon Se pata Chal jata Hai Jis Dil Me Muhabbat Hoti Hai...!!!!

PANI MAI AQS DEKH KR KHUSH HO RHA THA MAI , PATTHAR KISI NE MAR KR MNZR BADAL DIYA..

BARA AJEEB MERI ZINDAGI KA RASTA HAI,
NA HUMSAFAR HAI KOI AUR NA MAI AKELA HUN.....!!!

Wo jhoot bolraha tha bade salike se
me aytebar na karta to aur kya karta

UNHEIN MILEE NAHIN ZARA CHAAR KAAMYAABIYAAN KI
WO TO LAGAA LOGON KI TAQDEER LIKHNE LAG GAYE

'' ek choti se love story''

boy-aaj tum sami duniya ko bata do tum mjhe pyar karti ho...

girlfriend ne uske kaan me kha -i love u

boy-tumne kaan me kyu kha

girlfrie-kyuki tum hi meri duniya ho''

Ajeeb andaaz he mere mehboob ki masumiyat ka...,
Gar tasveer mai b dkhun unhe to wo palke jhuka lete hain..

Naam dil se mera kaise mitaya hoga.
Badi mushkil se mujhe usne bhulaya hoga.
Aag lagayi hogi jab meri tasveer ko,
Usne sath me hath apna bhi jalaya hoga.

Apne hathon ki lakeeron se mita don tujh ko?
Kaise mumkin hay k main aise dagha don tujh ko
Sochta hon main kisi tor bhula don tujh ko
Apni yaadon se kisi roz mita don tujh ko
Tu na mil paye mujhe aisi Dua don tujh ko
Hosla hota nahin dagh e wafa don tujh ko

HuM hi wAFa sHikAn tHey cHalO hUm hi bEwAfA
TuM to wAfA sHanAs tHeY, tUm kYu bAdaL gAye????????

Sookhe phoolo'n me khushboo hai teri abhi bhi kitaba'on me....
jo rakhe the maine kabhi, teri yado'n ko sajane ke liye..

Mulaayam Haath, Kham-e-Zulf, Ada-e-Nain Aur Ye Hont...
.Bas Qatl Karna Baqi hai, Uski Tayyariyan Poori Hai....!!!!!!

Yeh acha hai k apas k bharham na tootane payen,,

Kabhi bhi doston ko azamaa ker kuch nahin milta....

Teri he surat hr lafz me dhl kr ayi...
meine kai bar tera naam bdal kr dekha..!!!

Woh kehti hai,
Mere hathon ki mehndi mein,
Meri ankhon ke kaajal mein,
Mere honthon ki laali mein,
Meri zulfon ke aanchal mein,
Jane jaan,
Har ek cheez adhoori hai,
Ke jese,
Tum mere bina,
Aur
Mein tere bina..

Jis taraf bhi dekhon tera hi aks muyasar hy ankhon ko,
Jan-e-man, ye hr koi tum jaisa hy ya sara zamana tum ho.

......!!!!
Ye to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke nibhaya jata hai,
Rahe duriya to parwah nahi,
Kyon ki dosti ko har pal dil me basaya jata hai…

Aise Zakhmo ka kya kare Koi,
Jin ko Marham se Aag lag Jaye........!!

Isey Ittefaq smjhun ya Haqiqat,

Ankh jab bhi Nam hui Wjh tum Nikley................!!!

Isey khuloos kaho ya hamari nadaani,
Jo koi hanss ke mila us se dosti karli..

Uthaa kar choom li hain chand murjhayi huyi kaliyan,
Na tum aaye to yu’n jashn-e-baharan kar liya mein ne..

Kitna mushkil hai mohabbat ki kahani likhna,
Jese paani se paani per paani likhnaa..

Bohat us ko bulata hoon bohat samjhata hoon lekin,
Yeh aayiney mein betha shakhss bahar kyon nahin aata..

Ab to shayed hi mujhse mohabbat kare koi,
Meri ankhon mein tum saaf nazar aate ho......!!!!!

Is tarah sataayaa hai pareshaan kiyaa hai....,
Goyaa kii muhabbat nahii ehasaan kiyaa hai...!!
sochaa thaa ki tum duusaro jaise nahii hoge...,
tum ne bhii vahii kaam merii jaan kiyaa hai...!!

Tu Mujh Sey Dooriya'n Barhaaney Ka Shoq Poora Ker,

Meri Bhi Zidd Hay Kay Tujhey Her Dua Mai'n Mangu'n Ga. .!!!

u hasrat bahree aankhon se dekhna mera unko
ki us ke baad hasrat hi na bachee kuch meri......!!!!!

Us Shakhs Se Mil Kar Mujhe Ehsaas Hua Hai,
Jo Pairr Bare Hote Hain Saya Nahin Karte..

BARE KHULOOS SE DUNIYA FAREB DETI HAI,
BARE YAQEEN SE HUM ETBAAR KARTE HAIN,

bina gham khushi ka pata kese chalega?
bina roye hasi ka maza kese milega?
wo jo bhi karta he wahi jaanta he,
agar hum jaan gaye to use "KHUDA" kon kahega......!!!

Na jany is zid ka nateeja kya ho ga,
Samajta dil b nai, wo b nahi main b nahi…!!
Kuch Zakhm Sadiyoun Baad Bhi Taaza Rehte Hai “Faraz”
Waqt Ke Paas Bhi Har Marz Ki Dawa Nahi Hoti..

wafa karenge , nibhayenge, baat manegey...
tumhe bhi yaad hai kuch, k ye kalam kiska tha .....

Khuda Ney Likha Hi Nahi Tha TujhKo Qismat Mein Meri Shayad

Warna Khoya Toh Bohut Kuch Tha,, Tujhe Paane K Liye

Tere Bakhshe Hue Gham Ka Karishma hai ke Ab...!
Mujhe Har Gham Apne Mayaar Se Kam Lagta Hai..!!

Tum Ne Chup Reh Kar Sitam Aur Bhi Dhaaya Mujh Pe,

Tum Se Achey Hain Mere Haal Pe Hansne Waaley...........!!!!

Mujhe naraz hi ker de per kuch guftugoo to ker ,
Tera khamosh sa rehna mujhe takleef deta hai......G:

Bass Ye Naa Kehna, K Tum Mere Nahin Ho,
Baaki Har Baat Tumhari Manzoor Hai Mujhko….!!

Kisi Ka Rooth Jana Aur Achanak Bewafa Hona,,,,,,
.
Muhabbat Me Ye Hi Lamha Qayamat Ki Nishani Hai........!!

Pucha na zindagi me kisi ne b dil ka dukh..ab shahr bhar me zikr meri khudkushi ka hai..!!

Aese Bichrro Nahin, Sadaa Ke Liye,
Mujh Se Rootho Na Tum, Khuda Ke Liye,

Main Ne Manga Hai Bas Tumhe Rab Se,
Hath Jab Bhi Uthey Dua Ke Liye..

Maine usse pucha kaise hoti hai rooh jism se alag.
Usne mera hath chodkar dikha diya…
Maine pucha kaisi ati hai maut se phle kyamat…
Usne meri zindagi se door jakar dikha diya
Roney Se Agar Sanwar Jate Halaat Kisi Ki . . .
Toh Mujhse Zyada KhushNaseeb Koi Nahi Hota .. .

Teri aankhon se batein karte karte
Mujhe khamosh rahna aa gaya hai!

Mere Hathon Main Mehandi Hai Tera Naam Nahi.

Tu Meri Muhabbat Tha Koi Ilzam Nahi.

Wo Shaks Ly Jaye Ga Mujhe Apni Dulhan Bana Kar.

Jo Sirf Meri Qismat Ka Ek Pehra Hai Chahat-O-Armaan Nahi

Humain bhi pata tha k log badal jatay hain,
Mager hum ne kabhi tum ko logo mein gina hi nahi..

Mohabbat bhi ajeb chiz banayi khuda tune.
Teri hi Masjid me
Tere hi mandir me
Tere hi bande
Tere hi samne Rote He
Tujhe nahi kisi aur ko pane ke liye....

Ye Jo Zindagi Ki Kitaab Hai Ye Kitaab Bhi Kyaa Kitaab Hai,
Kahin Ik Hasin Sa Khvab Hai Kahin Jaan-levaa Azab Hai…

Ek muskan tu muhje ek baar de de
khwab mein hi sahi ek deedar de de.
Bas ek baar kar le tu aane ka wada
phir Umar Bhar ka chahe intezar de de

raat bhar vo bhi raha hai kisi uljhan ka shikaar,
us ke chehre pe shikan hai mere bistar ki tarha.....!!!!!

"Ek mein hi nahi jurm e mohabbat ka khatawar....
halka sa tabbasum bhi toh shamil tha udhar se...."

Log shor se..... Jaag jate hain....!!
Mujhe us ki khamoshi..... sone nahi deti....!!:)

Bechaiyan samet kr sare jahan ki.
Jb kuch na ban saka to mera dil bana diya.

Tumhare husn ki tafseel tumhe kaun batlaaye
Jo dekhta hai wo aankho me doob jata hai.....

Ishq Ko Bhi Ishq Ho To Phir Me Dekhon Ishq Ko

Kesay tarpay , kesay Roye Ishq apne Ishq Mein !

Bus Ye Naa Kehna, Ke Tum Mere Nahin Ho,
Baaki Har Baat Tumhari Manzoor Hai Mujhko….!

Iss Rah-E-Muhabbat Ki Tum Baat Na Pocho ..
Anmol Jo Hain Insan Bemol Bik Jatey Hain...........!!!!!

FARIYAAD KAR RAHI HAI, YE TARSI HUI NIGAAH.....

DEKHE HUE KISI KO ZAMANA GUZAR GAYA......

Mery humsafar ka ye hukum tha...!
Ke kalam us se main kam Karun,
Mery hont Aisay silay ke
phir....
Meri chup nay usko rula diya..

Marz-e-ishq hai to,Dawa-e-dill samajh apne DilBer ko...
Phir MarZZZ Jane, DaWa Jane, ShiFa Jane, KHUDA Jane.....!!

WOH APNE HUSN-E-MUQAMAL KI QADAR KIYA JAANE
MERI NAZAR SE DEKHE TO KHUD SE PYAAR KARE......!!!!

wo to sadiyo ka safar kar ke yaha pohncha tha ,,,,,,,,,,,
tune mu pher ke jis shaks ko dekha bhi nahi,,,,

Haseen Aankhon Ko Padhne Ka Ab Tak Shauq Hai Mujhko...
Mohabbat Me Ujad Kar Bhi Meri Adat Nahi Badli....

Tere Chehre Ke Naqoosh Aise Hain,
Aankh Uthata Hoon Bhatak Jata Hoon...
Teri Aankhon Se Tere Honthon Tak,
Safar Itna Hai Ke Thak Jata Hoon..

Hamari jaagti aankhon me khwab jaesa hai'
kabhi hai cha'nd kabhi aaftaab jaisa hai.........1!!!!

Baarish Ki In Bondon Me Na Jane Kis K Aansoo Hain Wasi,
Saddiyon Pehly Shayad Koi Saddiyon Beth K Roya Tha..

Tumko De Di Hai Isharoo’n Mein Ijaazat Maine,
Mangne Se Na Miloo’n Agar Toh Chura Lo Mujhko..

Yehi hai na, tumhe humse bichar jane ki jaldi hai,
Kabhi milna, tumhare mas'ale ka hal nikalenge..!!

PATHAR KI BHI TAQDEER SAWAR SAKTI HAI
SHART ITNI HAI SALEEQE SE TARASHA JAYE.........

Ishq ka apna Ghuroor, Husn ki apni Anaa..
Unse aaya na gaya, Humse Bulaya na gaya...

Hum bhi to dekhe unka jalwa Sare-e-Aam hone ko hai,

Chilman rukh se sarka hi nahi aur Qatl-e-Aam hone ko hai.

Bahot Hi Naaz se Chooma usne Labon Ko Marte Waqt...
Kehne Lagi ki Manzil Aakhri Hai
Kahin Pyaas Na Lag Jaye tumhy...!!

Tarras Jao Ge Humare Labon Se Sun'ne Ko Ik Ik Lafz,,
Piyar Ki Baat To Kya Hum Shikayat Bhi Na Karein Ge.!!

GHAR JLATA TO PHIR BNA LETE\
KYA KARUN DIL JLA GAYA KOYI\

bas jaunga teri aankho'n mein tamanna ki tarah;;
ek bar apne khwabon mein aane ki ijaazat dedo;;

Intizar karti rahi meri aakhein unke aane ka.
Ab na ayega woo koi to samjhao mujhey.

Na Janey Myujhey Kis Mor Pey Ley Aai Hy Mohabat ....
Dunya Sey Bhi Naraaz Hou'n Khud Sey Bhi Khafa Hou'n

"Ye Wajibat-e-Ishq Hum He Pe Qarz Kyun,??
Wo Bhi Ada Kare Mohabbat Usey Bhi Thii..."

Naa poch raat bhar jagne ki wzahat aye dil-ay-nadan.
Mohabbat may kuch sawalo ke jawab nahi hota.

Jab hui thi mohabbat to laga koi acche kam ka asar hai,
Na khabar thi hame ke gunnaho ki esi bhi saza hoti hai

Kisi ne hamse kaha,apki Ankhen badi Pyari lag rahi hai.
Humne kaha ki Baarish k baad Mausam Pyara ho hi jata h,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Wo Ek Mouka To Mujhko Dei Baat Karne Ka Yaaron,
To Unhe Bhi Rula Dunga, Unhi Ke Sitam Suna Suna Kar..

..Mohabbat naam hai jiska wo aisi qaid hai,
K umar beet jati hain, par saza puri nahi hoti..

"Apne VAJOOD pe itna to YaKeen hai mujhe ki...
koi dur to ho saKta hai mujhse par BhuLa naHi saKta"

ITNE KAHAN MASROOF HOGAE HO TUM...

DIL DUKHAANE BHI AB NAHIN AATAY...

ab isse badhke teri har aur kya hogi ....
ke muddaton se teri yad bhi nahi aati.....

hamare bad nahi ayega use esi chaht ka maza
Wo khud logo se khta firega k chaho mujhe us ki tarah....!!!

Achchi To Bohat Lagte Hain Ye Jheel Se Ankhein,
Darr Is Liye Lagta Hai K Gahrai Bohat Hai-

Kya khoob tamasha kiya taqdeer ne arshi,,
ek cheez meri thi o mujhi ko na mil saki...!!

Kitne parwane jale raaz ye pane k liye
Shamma jalne k liye hai ya jalane k liye........!!!

Badi tabdeeliyan layen hain apne ap main lekin ....
Tumhe bas yad karne ki woh adat Ab bhi baqi hai....!!!
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Mitti me mila de ki juda ho nahi sakta
Ab isse ziyada main tera ho nahi sakta.......!!!

Jo neende churaayi hain meri mujhe wapas kardo
K ek muddat se mene koi khwaab nahi dekha...

Shayari khoon-e-jigar ka labaa-lab saagar hai,
Kisi kam-zarf ki tafreeh ka saaman nahin

YE SHAJAR SIYASI HAIN IN SE CHHAON MAT MANGO
IN MEIN TAHNIYAN TO HAIN PATTIYAN NAHIN HOTIN

Aye maut tu aa ja ke shidat say tera intazar hai,
Ke zindagi jeenay ko ab hamara dil nahi karta..

Dunya Mein Is Tarah Mein Rehayesh-Pazeer Hoon,
Thehra Ho Jaise Koi Kisi Ke Makaan Mein..

Agar Tu Itifakan Mil Bhi Jaye,
Teri Furqat Ke Sadmey Kam Na Honge..

Teri Yaadon k badal jab jab bhi ghire,
meri aankhon se ashko ki barsaat hui......!!!

Manga Hi Nai Maine Apni Chahat
Ka Sila Tujhse ,
Ke Shahyad Inkar Ki Bhi Fursat Na
Ho Tere Pass .

Wafaa ki laaj mein usko manaa leta tou acha tha,
Anaa ki jang mein aksar judaayi jeet jaati hai..

Muhabat kia hai do lafzon main tumhe batata hoon,
Tera majboor kar dena aur mera majboor ho jaana..

Tu Mere Sang Ho Ye Zaroori Nahi Bas

Tu Jahan Bhi Rahe Sirf Mera Rahe...

khushi

kise apna kaha jae sabhi dil tod jate he,
saja kr dil ki duniya ko akela chod jate he.

Kise apna kaha jae sabhi dil tod jate he,
Saja kr dil ki duniya ko akela chhod jate he.

Ishq ki baazi kabhi hum se lagaa ke dekhiye
Ek baar toh aankhein mila ke dekhiye

Dhadkano ki iss machalti raagini par aap bhi
Dheeme dheeme gungunaa ke dekhiye
...
Aap ki aankhon mein yeh bechainiyaan kiske liye
Chhodiye bazm-e-jahaan ko hum pe chaa ke dekhiye

Intezaar-e-yaar mein jo lutaf hai
Aap bhi lutaf utha ke dekhiye

Husn-e-gul kaise nikharta hai batau kya bhala
Bas meri aagosh mein samaa ke dekhiye

Hawa jab geet gati hai mere aansu nhi rukte,

Tmhari yad aati hai mere aansu nahi rukte,

Mein khush hoti hn pani me baha kr kaagzi kashti,

Magar jab doob jati hai mere aansu nhi rukte,

Me din bhar khof ruswai ka kitna zabt krti hon,

Magar jab raat chaati hai mere aansu nhi rukte,

Kabi jab sard shamo me mere kamry ki tanhai,

Tumhe wapas bulati hai mere aansu nhi rukte.

Kabi mjse achanak tm jo aise Roth jate ho,

Main us wqt muskurati hun magar ansoo ni ruktey,

Mjhy jb khayal ata ha juda hona b Mumkin ha,

Main khud ko Tal deti hun magar ansu ni rukte.

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De..
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De..
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko..
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De...

Wo kya rukega char bund ki khatir ,
Wo jo aa rha h samandaro ko mar kr thokar. . . . .

Ham Ba Wafa the fir hame ye saza mili....
Shayad unhe talaash kisi Be Wafa ki thi...

Mujhe zaher to pina ttha magar kucch is tarah.
Meri maut bhi ho jaye tera nam bhi na aaye.

gair ko saath leke aate ho
kyu kalejaa mera jalaate ho

khauf ruswaiyon ko hai tumko
phir ye dil kyu kahi lagaate ho

tumse ab ched-chaad kaun kare
tum to pal bhar me rooth jaate ho

apna kirdaar bhi zara dekho
aaina jo mujhe dikhaate ho

jab mera saath de nahi sakte
khwab manzil ke kyu dikhaate ho

tum ko aana na tha to keh dete
raat bhar kyu hame jagaate ho

ye tumhara hi zarf hai "raahat"
chot khaakar bhi muskuaraate ho

Mat Chin Apna Naam Mere Lab Se Is Tarah,

Is Be Naam Zindagi Mein Tera Naam Hi tO Hai.

Itna Kareeb ao ke jee bhar ke dekh loon..

Shayed ke phir milo to ye Zok-e-Nazar na ho..

Yun utro mere dil main ankho ke rasty..

Mujh hi main sama Jao nazar ko b KHabar na ho..

Mudat hue mily nahi ik dosry sey ham.

Aj sub Gily mita do koi Shikwa kabi na ho..

Mery samney bethey raho mein dekhta rahon..

Ruk jaye kash waqt tulo-e-sahar na ho....

ISSE ZIYADA KYA KAHE'N DEEWANGI KA HAL
UNKA KHAYAL AAYA TO KHUD SE BICHHAD GAYE.....!!!

Zindagi kya hai yeh ek raaz bataya usne,
humko mohabbat ka ahsas karaya usne,

Hashr sa ho gaya barpa do gadi mein yaaro,
parda chehre ka jo mehfil mein uthaya usne.

Kisi se zikr bhi hum kar na sako chori ka,
iss tarah aake mere dil ko churaya usne.

Main jisko apni zeest ka hasil samajhta tha
Usko mere bicharne ka ehsas bhi nahin!!

kash us shakhs ne ek baar hi kaha hota,
me bhi tanha hu.. teri tarha tere bagair.......

Hum ghalat the chalo itna to maan lete hai

Kya wo Shakhs Theek tha Jo Badal Gaya Itna kareeb Aaney ke baad

ek mohabbat ka sahara le ker ae "farazz"
zindagi khub tabbha ki humne......

Zindagi kis tarha basar hogi,
dil to lagta nahi mohabbat me.
Mere Amal is qabil to nahi k main jannat mangon Aye ALLAH Bus itni si Arz hai k mujhe jahanum se bachana .

Ae game yar bata kaise jiya karte hai jinki taqdeer badal jati hai kya karte hai..........
1.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne, kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata
2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti, na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti ka vaada
3.Samja do apni yado ko, wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi, saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye
6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho, karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho
7.Movie titles related to engg students: exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain
89.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake, diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo, phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake
10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti
11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par, pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti, thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho
12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he, koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro, jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai
16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban jaye
17.Gham ne hasne na diya, zamane ne rone na diya, is uljhano ne jine na diya, thak ke jab sitaron se panah li, neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna, nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna
20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna, dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna, bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum, aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna
21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki, s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai
25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete, aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete
26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM, sabse sweet kaun: TUM, sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho, naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida, apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me, chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho
29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim, is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
30.Bathmeez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR
31.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
33.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta, kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
34.Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon, dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni, usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon
35.Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka, ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye
36.Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge, sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, hum aapke har gum bhula denge
37.Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi, bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost, kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
38.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi, jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi, kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
39.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
40.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai
41.Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti
42.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
43.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
45.Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse me aa jaye
46.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai, pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai, aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai
47.Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai, maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai
48.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge, agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
49.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein, par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro, jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
50.Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai, kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai, kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa jaati hai
51.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai
52.Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir nahi hamari
53.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge, tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
54.Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna, yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat samajna
55.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai, yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai, aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai
56.Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain
57.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota, duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de, jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
59.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein, jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai
60.Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab se hum roz karte hai
61.Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people, not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more, but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one
62.Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka humsafar ho jaye
64.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
65.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil walon se dil laga baithe
66.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
67.Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye, bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka, hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye
69.Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin, kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain, humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
70.Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga, dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein, kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
71.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai, har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai, isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai
72.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade, bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha, dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade
73.Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi, par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai, kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
74.Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
75.Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda nakare
76.Har pal muskurana zindagi hai, muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai, haar kar muskurana zindagi hai
77.Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak, hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona, saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
79.Jab se tumhe jana hai, jab se tumhe paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
80.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi, ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain, lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin
82.Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap, tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte
86.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
87.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya, mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me, aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya
89.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi, aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi, aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main, jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi
90.Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua, door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte, koi dusra unke jaisa na hua
92.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai, dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par, phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
93.Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai, kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai, kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya
94.Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate, par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
95.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta, fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai, yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
97.Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye, mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta, ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
98.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai, mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai
99.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai, jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai, mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se kyu milata hai
100.Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge, kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna, jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge



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Mera Harami Bhai
Main Rabia hoon, meri umar 20 hai. Main shadi shuda
hoon ,shadi k ek saal beet chuke hain. Mere husband
Ashraf ,ek private firm mein manager hain. Sasural
mein meri ek nanand aur sas- sasur hain. Nanand ki
umar 17 saal ki hai. Sas lag bhag 39 saal ki hoongi.
Mayeke mein meri ammi aur papa hain aur ek bhabhi –
bhaiyya foreign mein engineer hain. Hum dono ka
muslim gharana hai, jahan namaz,roze aur parde ki
pabandi hai…lekin parde ke peeche sab kuch be parda
hai. 15 saal ki hui tabhi se mujhe naqaab pahna diya
gaya. Ghar mein ladke nahin aate, sirf rishtedaroon
ke siwa. Bhaiyya ke dost bhi agar aaye to drawing
room se hi chale jaate.

Jawani ki dahleez pe kadam rakhte hi, apni
chuchiyoon aur choot mein ek ajeeb sa khichau
mahsoos karne lagi thi. Bathroom mein peshab karne
ke baad jab paani dal kar dhoti to man karta kuch
der tak yunhi ragarti rahoon( musalman peshab ke
baad apne lund/choot ko paani se dhote hain). Gora
bur jhantoon se bilkul dhak gaya tha. Nahate wakt
jab kapre utar kar apne bade-bade chuchiyoon aur
choot par sabun lagati to bas maza hiajata, haat
mein sabun lekar choot mein dal kar thodi der tak
ander bahar karti aur doosre haath se chuchiyoon ko
ragarti…..ahhhhhhh… ..khud ko bath room mein lage
bade aayine mein dekh kar bas mast ho jati……bada
maza aata tha…lagta tha bas apni choot aur
chuchiyoon se khelti rahoon.

Ek din ammi naha ne ko gayi….abbu lag bhag 15 dinoo
se tour par gaye hue the…...main ne sooncha dekhti
hoon keya har aurat meri tarah hi bath room mein
apni choot aur choochiyoon se khelti hai…..main
bathroom ke darwaze k ek ched se ander jhankne
lagi. Ammi ne apni sari utari phir balauz ke upar se
hi apne ko aayine mein niharte hue dono hathoon ko
apni chuchiyoon par rakh kar dhire-dhire masalne
lagi…..ammi ne chuchiyoon par apna dabaon badhana
shuru kardiya….sssiiiiiii… ..ammi apni hontoon par
daant garte hue siskari li……phir balauz ke button
ek-ek kar kholne lagi….ab balause ke sare button
khul chuke the….ammi ki do badi-bdai haseen
chuchiyaan kale brasier mein phansi bahar nekalne
ko betab hogayi…..ammi ne ek jhatke se brassier ke
hook khole aur dono chuchiyoon ko azad kar diya.
Pkir petticoat ke rasse ko bhi khol kar petticoat
neeche gira diya….ab who bilkul nangi thi…..ammi ab
aiyene mein apne nange husn ko nihar rahi
thi…..badi-badi gori sudol chuchiyaan….gathila
badan…..meri nazar is nange husn ko ….dekhte hue
choot par gayi…..hi allah! kitna haseen choot tha
ammi ka….bilkul chikni….jhantoon ka namonishan tak
nahin tha unke bur par , gori lekin meri choot se
thori phuli hui….unke nange haseen jism ko dekh kar
meri choot mein bhi jalan ho ne lagi…..main apni
salwar ko chootad se khiska kar apni nanagi choot
ko sahlane lagi….aur sath hi ammi ki mastani khel
ka nazara bhi dekhti rahi…..badi mast aurat lag
rahi thi is waqt meri maa….thodi der tak ammi apne
nange jism par haath pher ti rahi…..dono chuchiyoon
ko apni hathoon se masalte hue doosre haath apni
choot per legayi….choot ki hoontoon ko sahlane
lagi…aur phir sahlate-sahlate apni ungiliyoon ko
choot mein ghuser diya….pahle to dhire dhire
ungiliyoon ko bur ke ander baher karti rahi phir
uski raftar tez hogayi….sath hi sath aami apni gand
ko bhi hichkole de rahi thi….bada mast nazara
tha….ammi thodi der tak apne jism se yeh khel
khelti rahi phir shawer on kiya aur apne jism ko
bhigo kar sabun lagane lagi….khoob achchi tarah se
usne apne poore nange jism par sabun lagaya…..apni
dono chuchiyoon par ….apni chikni choot par ….to
khoob jhag nikal kar usne sabun ragra….phir ammi ne
apni choot mein ungliyoon ko ghusera…ek ….do…teen…
aur phir panchoon ungliyan….choot ke ander dal
di…..dhire dhire ander bahar karte hue apni hatheli
ko bhi ghuserne lagi …aur phir dekhte hi dekhte
unki hatheli under chali gayi….hi…allah… .kitni
masti se who apni hatheli choot mein pel rahi
thi…..thodi der taka ammi yunhi apne bur ki chudai
karti rahi….chootron ka hichkola tez hota gaya
…..aahhhh….ooohhh… .aur phir ammi ka jism ek jhatke
ke saath shant ho gaya……ammi madhoshi ki alam mein
farsh par jharne ke neeche let gayi…..thod der
shant nange padi rahne ke baad uth kar nahana shuru
kiya….khel khatam ho chukka tha…..meri bur ne bhi
pani chod diya tha…..main shalwar thame apne kamre
mein aayi…..thodi der tak choot ko sahlati
rahi ..phir darte-darte ek ungli ghuseri….choot ke
ander thodi der tak ungli ghusti gayi…phir ruk
gayi….thoda dabaw dala to dard hua… mein ne dar kar
chhor diya.

15 dinoo ke abbu ki gair maujudgi ne shayad ammi ki
jawani ko tadapne ko majboor kar diya tha…..mera
apna andaza tha ki ammi ki jawani kuch zeyada hi
garm thi…..mera kamra ammi-abbu ke kamre se laga
tha…..aksar ratoon ko unke kamre se plang ke
charmarane ki awaz….. ammi ki tez siskarian…..aur
abbu….Ooonnhh… ..Ooonh… ki awazein….aisa lagta tha
ki jawani ki khoob masti looti ja rahi hai….muje
yaad parta hai…..meri umar us waqt 7 saal ki
hogi….main ammi ke kamre mein hi soti thi….ammi aur
abbu bade palng par saath sote main bagal mein
single bed par soti….kamre mein night bulb jalta
tha….kabhi- kabhi ratoon ko jab meri aankh khulti
to ammi aur abbo dono ko nenge ek doosre mein lipte
hue pati….kabhi abbu ko ammi ke janghoon ke beech
pati to kabhi abbu ko ammi ke upar chadh kar dhakke
marte hue dekhti….dono ki tez sansoon ki aawaz aur
phir ammi ki siskariyan….. kabhi –kabhi to ammi itni
bekabu ho jati ki jor jor se abbu ko galiyan
deti….cheekhtin… .baloon ko pakad kar
khinchti….jahan tak mujhe yaad padta hai kabhi-
kabhi ammi-abbu ke is khel mein apni mami Ghazala
aur mama sohail ko bhi dekha hai….charoon ek hi
palang par nange the…mami abbu ke bahoon mein thi
aur ammi chit nangi leti thi …mama unki janghoon ke
beech the… lekin mujhe us waqt is khel ka andaza
nahin tha. Phir main badi hoti gayi….ammi abbu ke
is mast khel ko dekh dekh kar….aur phir mera kamra
bhi alag ho gaya.

Waqt ke sath-sath mujhe yeh andaza ho gaya ki ammi –
abbu ka khel keya tha….jawani ki payas keya hoti
hai….aur is payas ko kaise bujhaya jata hai. Mard -
aurat apni jism ki bhook mitane ke liye ghar ki
izzat ka bhi shikar kar leta hai…..ammi aur abbu ne
bhi apne bhai aur mami ko hi apna shikar banaya.
Meri ek saheli hai sarwat …woh to apni ammi ke sath
bhai aur uske dostoon ki chudai ka maza leti hai.
Lekin main itni khushkismat nahin thi…..husn aur
jawani khuda ne to di thi …lekin is haseen jawani ka
maza lootne wala ab tak nahin mila tha…..ammi ka
kada pahra tha meri jawani par….khud to usne apne
bhai tak ko nahin choda tha….lekin mujh par itni
bandish ke agar chuchiyoon par se dupatta sarak
jaye to fauran tambih karti…..Rabia ab tu bachchi
nahin…..dhang se raha kar….jawani mein apne bhai se
bhi lehaz karna chahiye….kabhi- kabhi to mijaz
chidh jata….man karta kah doon…Sali bhonsri…..
randi… khud to na jane kitni lund nigal chuki
hai…..apne bhai tak ko nahin chhoda….aur meri chut
par pahre lagati hai….khuda ne jawani di hai isi
liye ke iska bharpoor maza liya jaye.

Waqt guzarta gaya….jism ki bhook bhi badhti
gayi…..lekin hai re kismet…..20 saal ki ho chuki
thi lekin koi land na naseeb ho saka tha jo meri
kunwari choot ke seal ko tod kar mujhe ladki se
aurat bana deta….meri shadi bhi nahin ho rahi thi…
ammi aur abbu mere liye doctor ya engineer ladke ki
khoj mein the……lekin badhte umar ke saath choot ki
aag mujhe is tarah satane lagi thi ki …..mujhe sirf
lund ki zaroorat thi…..doctor ,engineer ya
teacher…..sabhi ke paas to lund hi hote hain…..to
phir itni deri keyon…..keya doctor ya engineer ka
lund zeyada mast hota hai…..hai re kismet? Meri
nigah apne bhai ki taraf gayi…who bhi to ek jawan
mard hai….kisi na kisi choot ko chodne kiliye hi to
hai….aur phir jiske choot mein who apna lund pelega
who bhi to kisi ki bahen hi hogi….to phir apni bahen
ka choot hi keyon nahin…..main ne soncha is bhai ko
hi apni mast jawani saunp doon….aakhir jiski nigah
ke samne jawan hui to uska haq keyon na hois jawani
par. Main ne bhai par hi dore dalne shru kar diye.
Jab bhi uske kamre mein jati….jan boojh kar do
patte ka pallu sarka deti….bhaiyya… .aajkal mujhe
math mein kafi dikkat ho rahi hai….tum agar guide
kar do to kaisa rahega….achcha theek hai….kabhi
meri taraf dekhta ….to kabhi tirchi ankhoon se meri
chuchiyoon ko….achcha bhaiyya…aaj raat ko aungi…
main muskurate hue apni pallu ko chadati…use ehsas
dilane ke lye ki main samajhti hoon ke teri nazar
meri chuchiyoon par bhi thi. Pahli bar raat ki
namaz padh kar uske paas gayi…lo bhaiyya kuch bhi
samajh mein nahin aata hai…usne kitab li ulat palat
ar dekha…tujhe kaun sa chapter nahin aata ….woh
kitab ko dekhte hue bola…lekin mera dhayan to kahin
aur tha…uski jawan gathele jism ki taraf….main ne
kuch nahin suna….are kahan khoyee hai tu…tujhe kaun
sa chapter nahin samajh mein aata hai….kuch bhi
nahin main ne nakhre bhare andaz mein kaha….aur
mera dupatta sadak kar gir gaya….main use uthane
jhuki kuch is tarah ki bade gale ki sameez se
chuchiyaan saf dikh jayeen…main jaise dupatta utha
kar khari hui….meri nazar milte hi who jhenp gaya…
apni nazrein ghuma li…mano chupa ne ki koshish kar
raha ho ki usne kuchch dekha nahin….meri hoontoon
par halki si muskan phail gayi…aur main kamre se
nikal aayi.

Doosre din main phir apne nakhre ke saath hazir
hui….bhaiyya aap to mujh par koi dhayan hi nahin
dete hain….thodi guide kar do na….main ithlate hue
kitab table par rakh di aur khud bhi uske samne kuch
is tarah se jhuk gayi ki sameez ke ander ki nangi
chuchiyan adhkhuli ho gayi…khuch der tak nazrein
neeeche kiye kitab ki taraf dekhta raha….nazrein
bacha kar adhnangi chuchiyoon ka bhi deedar kar
leta…..main bhi use chuchiyoon ke darshan ka bhar
poor mauka de rahi thi….apni nazrein kitab par kiye
terhi aankhoon se apne bhai ki nazroon ko dekh rahi
thi…..main ne ek bar use nazar milaye …hamari nazar
milte hi main ne sharmane ka natak kiya….hai allah!
…aur main ne uthte hui apni chuchiyoon ko dopatte
se dhak liya…bhaiyya ke chehre par eh muskan thi…
beshsaram muskan….main bhi muskura di…mera seena
dhak-dhak karne laga…aur main kamre se nikal
aayi….meri kitab table par hi chhoot gayi thi.

Doosre din sham mein main kitchen mein roti bana
rahi thi….woh peeche se aaya….aur meri kanoo mein
dhire se kaha…aaj math padhne ka irada hai ki
nahin….dhat….main ithlayi….tum bade besharam ho.
Who muskurate hue kitchen se nikal gaya….meri
betabi badh gayi…kisi tarah se waqt kata….khane ke
baad ammi-abbu kamre mein gaye aur main padhne ka
bahana kar bhaiiya ke kamre mein gayi…shayad who
bhi betabi se mera hi intezar kar raha tha….ek
beshram si muskan uske hontoon par phail gayi….lo
yeh kitab aur jo poochna hai pooch lo who meri math
ki kitab meri taraf badhate hue kaha….main ne
dharakte dil se kitab ko uthaya aur page palatne
lagi….main chaunki….kitab ke ander ek nangi
tasweer ka album tha…..main ne nazrein utha kar
bhaiyya ki taraf dekha….uske chehre par besharam se
muskurahat thi….main bhi muskura di….sharam ki
deewar mein thodi darar aa chuki thi….main album ke
page ko palat rahi thi…nange mard aurat….ladki lund
choos rahi thi…to ek mein ladka bur mein lund pele
hue tha…..to ek mein ladi ki choot mein ladka apni
jeebh ghusere hue tha….unhhh…. bhaiyya tum bade
beshram ho…main ne ithlate hue kaha.

Keyun pasand nahin aaya…unhhh….bhaiyya main
tumhari bahen hoon….kahin bahen bhai ke saath aise
khel khela jata hai…main ithlayi...keyun nakhre
karti hai meri jaan…bol na kaisa laga….usne mera
haath pakarte hue poocha….chhoro na…main ne haath
chhurane ka natak karte hue kaha….pahle bata…
pasand aayi album….meri payari bahna…sirf album hi
dekhao ge ya asal mein bhi …..main ithlayi….tu hukm
to kar meri jaan …tera bhai teri har khidmat ko
tayyar hai….usne meri hatheliyon ko dbate hue
kaha…..hai allah….apni bahen se itni besharam
batein karte ho…main ithlayi…..hai meeri jaan
….teri aada to badi zalim hai…aur usne beshrmi se
nujhe apni banhoon mein bheench liya…hai …chhoro na
mujhe…..bhai- bahen ka yeh khel gunah hai….aur main
chat pata kar usse alag ho gayi…..mera seena tezi
se dharah raha tha.

Badi nakhra karti hai….kal tak to tune hi meri
jawani ki aag bhadkai…achha yeh bata kabhi chudai
hai kisi se…usne meri aankhoon mein aankhein dal
kar behayai se pooch….dhat…tujhe kaisa lagta hai…
maine kaha.

Tere jawani ki khushboo to bata rahi hai kit tu
abtak kori hai…..woh aage badh kar phir mujhe apni
banhoon mein bheench liya. Lekin tu to kora nahin
lagta ….main ne uski saansoon mein sansein milate
hue kaha….bol na kin ladkiyoonki bur mari hai. Jane
man ek ho to bataon….apni bahen ko nahin bataye
ga….keyun nahin meri rani….pahle tu bata to …mujh
se chudae gi….khush kar doonga tujhe…..dhatt… bada
besharam hai tu……apni bahen ki hi jawani ka ras
choosne ko betab hai….ja besharam….. nahin doongi
apa choot…pahle bata …..main ithlayi.

Hi! Hi…meri jaan ….keya adayeen hain teri….woh meri
chuchiyon ko sahlate hue bola…..teen to teri
sahelian hi hain….Rehana, Nahid, aur Aarti,…do
meri dost ki bahna….Megha aur….Sultana…aur ….teen
ammi ki sahelian…..Rukhsana ….Sabiha aur Alia
aunty. Hi! Allah…bada khiladi hai tu….main to tujhe
bhola bhala naujawan samajhti rhi….ammi ki
saheliyan agar ammi ko bata detin to….main
muskurayi….woh mujhe ab bhi apni bahoon mein jakde
meri chuchiyoon ko sahla raha tha…khabhi-khabhi
jor se masal bhi deta….meri munh se siskari nikal
jati….Sssssiiiii… .ammi ko pata chat jata to
keya….ammi bhi to mast randi hai….na jane kitni
lund apni choot mein nigal chuki hai….Alia aunty to
kah rahi thi…is umar mein bhi teri maa zabardast
randi hai…teri ammi ke saath group chudai ke khel
mein main bhi thi….hum log to pahli hi chudai ke
baad thak kar madhosh ho gaye…lekin teri maa ….teen
mardoon ko akele hi…apni choot par sanbhala….do to
beech emin hi jhar gaye….teesra kisi tarah us randi
ki choot ke par lag saka….tu bhi ammi par hi gayi
hai….woh ab apni haath meri sameez mein dal kar
nangi chuchiyoon ko masal raha tha…aur main….mast
sis kariyan le rahi thi….bada maza aa raha
tha….jab who meri nangi chuchiyon ko ragarta.

Phir bhaiyya ne meri balloon ko pakar meri raseele
hoont par apne hoont gar diye….pahle to dono
hontoon ko dhire-dhire choosta raha….poore badan
mein sansani si daur gayi….mano kisi ne meri jawani
mein aag laga di ho….bur bhi geela ho gaya….meri
hontoon ko chooste-chooste …usne apni jeebh ander
dal di….aur meri jeebh ko choosne laga…meri
dharkanein aur tez ho gayi….khuch der tak isi tarah
choosta raha….phir hoontoon ko alag kar diya….meri
bhi sansein rukti hui lag rahi thi….thodi rahat
mahsoos hui….uunnhhhh… .bhaiyya tu ne do meri
jawani par jadoo kar diya…main bekabu hote hui
boli…..poora jism sulag raha hai….ab chod dal meri
is mast jawani ko….keyun betab hoti hai…meri
bahna….tere bhai ka lund to ab tere choot ke liye
khud bekarar hai….pahle dekh to aa ke ammi-abbu so
ye ya nahin…bhaiyya ne kaha.

Who randi abhi kahan soyi hogi…roz raat der tak bur
marwa ti hai tab kahin ja kar soti hai….main jal kar
boli….agar who aa jaye bhi to darna keya….use bhi
chod lena….Sali ne kayiyoon lund pelwaaye
hain…..ek apne bete ka bhi lund sahi…who batoon-
batoon mein apna haath sarka ta hua meri choot par
legaya aur shalwar ke upar se hi meri choot ko
sahlane laga…makhmali jhantoon se bhare bur par
haath padte hi mein chihunk uthi…
UUuuuiiii….aaahhhhh… ..Ssssiiiii… .Bhaiyyaaa… .teri
hathoon mein jadu hai …..aahhhhh…..meri rani teri
choot to jhantdar hai…..han mere raja…. ab tu hi
banaye ga meri choot ki in makhmali jhantoon
ko…..lekin isi beech hamari mast ka sisila toot
gaya….ammi ke room ka darwaza khula….shayad unki
chudai khatam ho chuki thi….sirf blauz aur
petticoat pahne thi…blauz ke batan bhi kuch is
tarah betartib lage the ki ek chuchi lag bhag nangi
hi thi…….bal bikhre the…..hum dono tezi se alag ho
gaye…bhaiyya mujhe math ke bare mein bata ne
laga….Rabia beti abhi tak tu jag rahi hai…han ammi
bhaiyya se math se sawal hal karwa rahi thi….achha
ab soja …kal baqi sawal hal karwa lena ….thik hai
ammi…main na chahte hue bhi kitab uthaye apne kamre
mein chali gayi…..bada gussa bhi aya ammi par…..na
jane kitne dino se jawani ki aag mein sulag rahi
hoon ….ek mauka bhi aaya…Sali ne khare lund apy
dhooka de diya.

Doosre din main der se uthi….lekin mere liye ek
khuskhabri thi….ammi-abbu… ..ek din ke liye dadi ke
ghar ja rahe the…kuchh zamin jaedad ki baat
thi….aaj hi 10 baje ki train se jana tha…chunki ek
din baad laut aana tha isliye hum dono bhai-bahen
nahin ja rahe the….meri seena khushiyoon se
dharakne laga…badi mushkil se teen ghante beete…
aur ammi-abbu rawana ho gaye….udhar main ne ghar ki
chhitkini chadhaye….udhar bhaiyya ne mujhe apni
god mein utha liya….allah tu kitna rahim hai…aaj
meri bahna ki tu ne sun hi li….ab main apni bahan ko
apni dulhan bana kar iski mast jawani ka ras
choosunga…..aur who mujhe choomta hua ammi ke
palang par patak diya.

Keyun meri rani…khoob masti karenge….han
bhaiyya….loot le meri jawani ko….aaj teri bahna
teri dulhan … teri biwi….tu mera saiyyan….aaa ja
mana le suhag raat apni bahna ke saath….main bistar
par let gayi…..aise nahin meri rani…thahar main
abhi aaya…who almirah se ammi ka suhag ka joda
nikal kar dete hue bola…le ise pahan le …ammi ne bhi
ise hi pahan kar apni suhag raat manayi thi…main us
suhag ke jode ko lekar bath roon mein chali
gayi….main ne kapde badle….poore jism par scent
lagaya …hoontoon par lipstick lagayee…phir khud ko
aayene mein dekha…bilkul dulhan lag rahi thi….usne
darwaza khatkhataya…. aab keya hai…yeh le…uske
haath mein ammi ki nath thi….ise bhi pahan le meri
rani….main dulahan ban kar jab bahr nikli to bistar
dekh kar chaunk gayi…ek achchi si chadar bhichhi
thi….uspar phool bhikhre the….do bada takiya tha
aur us takiya ke pas sindoor ki ek dibbi rakhkhi
thi…hai…hai…meri bahna to bilkul meri dulhan lag
rahi hai….usne mujhe god mein uhta kar nayi dulhan
ki tarah bistar par bitha diya….aur mere chehre ko
dhak diya….main phoolon ki sez par bhaithi
rahi….thodi der mein bhaiyya bhi room mein dakhil
hua who bhi….saj-dhaj kare dulha bana tha.

Ab waqt aa gaya tha….mera bhai…mujhe apni dulhan
bana kar meri mast jawani ka maza loote ga….woh
mere samne baith gaya…mano main uski dulhan hoon
aur aaj meri suhaag raat ho….usne meri chehre se
dupatta uthaya…mere chehre ko upar kar kuch der
niharta raha….phir dibbi se eh chutki sindoor nikal
kar meri mang mein bhar di….aaj tu meri dulhan hai…
meri rani…phir pocket se ek sone ki khoobsurat
chain nikal kar mere gale mein dal di…main chain
pahnen ke liye jhuki….aur usi tarah ek dulhan ki
tarah uski banhoon mein sama gayi….mer abhai aaj
mera pati ….meri choot ka rakhwala …ek haath se who
mera peeth sahlane laga aur doosre haath se mere
chehre ko utha kar mere garam hontoon par apne
hoonth rakh diye….mere poore badan mein sihran si
ho gayi….phir who mere kapde utarne laga….pahle
chooli phir lanhga….mujhe bilkul nanga kar diya…
main sharma kar apni nangi jawani ko uski mast
banhoon mein samet liya….phir usne bhi apne kapde
utar diye….ab hun dono bhai bahen bilkul nange
the…..ek doosre ki banhoon mein…ab who meri nangi
chuchiyoon se khel raha tha….dheere-dheere sahlata
phir ek bar masal deta …SSssssiiii……aaahhhh…mere
raja…phir usne meri chuchiyoon mein munh
lagadi….nipple ko choosraha tha….haath se dhire-
dhire chuchiyoon ko bhi dabata jar aha tha…meri
hathoon mein usne apna laura thama diya… Oooo
maan….rod ki tharah khara aur garm laura…uska lund
kafi mota aur bada tha…sale ka laura to bada mast
tha …main bhi masti se uske lund ko sahlane
lagi…..meri masti badhti ja rahi thi…
aaahhhhh…..bhaiyya… .Oooouuuiiii… .woh choosta hua
apna hoont meri choot ki hontoon par laga
diya….thodi der tak rasile bur ko chat ta raha
….phir dono hathoon se bur ko hoonton ko chir kar
apni jeebh ghuser di…aur jeebh se hi meri bur ki
chudai karne laga.

Sala ….bahenchod…keyun tadpa raha hai apni rani ko…
main tere lund ke liye betaab hoon aur tu ne to apni
jeebh se chudai shru kardi….ab der mat kar….pel de
apna musal sa lund apni dulhan ke choot mein…..main
ne siskari li….keyun betaab hai meri rani….pahle to
chakh loon apni bahna ki choot ko….phir chod kar
tujhe apni randi bhi bana lunga….jaise hi usne meri
choot ki hontoon par hoont sataya… main sihar
gayi…..oooohhhhh… .aaaahhhhh bada maza aa raha hai…
chat sale ….bhonsriwale… .ghus ja apni maa ki choot
mein….phir who palat kar aaya aur apne laure ko
meri munh mein satate hue bola….ek bar apne bhai ki
lund ko choos kar lollypop ka maza le le phir
pelunga Sali….din bhar chusunga teri jawani ka ras…
hai re meri randi maa….choos na bhonsriwali…. aur
usne apna musal sa lund meri munh mein ghuser
diya…...mujhe album ki tasweer yaad aa gayi….main
uske laure ko munh mein lekar choosne lagi….kabhi-
kabhi apni dant bhi gara deti…phir main ne lund ki
ched ko khol kar is tarah se choosa ki do – ek boond
uski moot nikal aayi…..namkeen par
mazedar…..Oouuuuhhhh h…..uski munh se siskari
nikal gayi….Sali randi….kutia…. pahli bar hi mein
aisa choos rahi hai mano manjhi hui randi hai….Sali
bata….bhonsri… . kise dekha hai is tarah mast chusai
karte….sale maderchod…. teri randi maa ko maine kai
bar dekha hai….tere baap ke laure ki chusai isi
masti se who karti hai…main ne gali di….chal ab
chhor bhonsri wali nahin to main tere munh mein hi
jhar jaunga…..bada maza de rahi hai re Sali randi…
aa ja mere sher…..apni bahen ko chod kar apni randi
bana le….main ne lalkara….aa jaaa…mer raja…. main
tujhe aaj bahen chod bana doon.

Ab hum dono par poori masti chha chuki thi….jawani
ki aag mein hun dono ka nanga badan dahak raha
tha….ab meri zindagi ki sabse sunahri ghari aa gayi
thi…jab kaoi mard uski kali si choot mein laura pel
kar phool bana ta hai….ek kachhi kali jo ladki
thi….ek aurat banne ja rahi thi…aur mujhe aurat
banana wala mard aur koi nahin mera apna bada bhai
tha…...bhaiyya ne meri dono tangoon ko phaila kar
meri choot ko tezi se sahlane laga….ek haat mein
musalsa lund pakre meri choot par sata
ya…..Sssssiiiii… ..meri munh se siskari nikal
gayi….hai zalim ab kitna tadpaye ga…phir usne apna
lund meri choot mein dhere se pel diya….musal sa
laura choot ki najuk hoontoon ko chirta hua thodi
ander tak gaya…choot bilkul geelee thi….poore
badan mein ek masti si sama gayi…abhi uska laura ek
chauthai hi ander gaya tha ki meri kunwari choot ke
seal apr uska laura ruka….thodi der tak yunhi dale
who khara raha ….aur ek besharam si muskurahat
kesaath meri aankhoon mein dekhta raha….main bhi
uski aankhoon mein aankhein dale dekh rahi
thi….phir who jhuka ….apne dono haath se meri
hathooon ko pakad liye….aur meri hontoon par hoont
rak kar choosne laga….meri sansein tez ho gayi…meri
ankhon mein ankhein dalta hua bola….meri rani ab
mein tere mastane bur ko chod kar tujhe apni randi
bane jar aha hoon….tera apna bhai….tere hi maa ki
choot se nikla yeh bhai….aaj teri jawani se khel
raha hai…mujhe mast bantoon mein lagayee usne apne
laure ka dabao meri bur par badhane laga…bur par
daao parte hi thoda dard ka ehsas hua….lekin who to
ek manjha hua chudari tha….meri chuchiyoon par munh
laga choosne laga…mujhe halki rahat mahsoos
hui…..aur maza bhi aane laga….meri hathoon ko who
ab bhi jakde hue tha….keyun meri rani…maza aa raha
hai….han… main muskurai….to phir ab phad dalun teri
choot ko….han mere raja …..phad dal apni rani ki
choot ko….bana le apni randi….batoon mein hi usne
apna lund ka dabao badhaya….mera dard bhadh
gaya….usne mere haath jor se pakar liye aur apna
lund ka dabao aur badha diya…main chat pata
gayi….Ooooooohhhhhh… ..mmaaaa…main
mariiiii…..thodi der ruk jao bhaiyya …..bahut dard
ho raha hai….thoda….dhire- dhire….Aaaahhhhhh……
main chhatpata te hue haath chhurani ki koshish kar
rahi thi…lekin who mujhe poori tarah jakre hue
tha….bhayyia…. thoda dhere…meri to jaan hi nikli
jaa rahi hai….meri anzuk choot phati ja rahi
hai….main karahi…aaaa allah….thek hai meri jaan
….aur who apne lund ka dabao kam kar lund ko dhhire-
dhire ander bahar karne laga…..rasily choot ke
ander jab uska mota laura bur ki hoontoon se
ragrata to bada maza aa ta….phir usne rafter
badhai….mujhe aur bhi maza aane
laga…..sssiiiii… ..bada maza aa raha hai…mere raja…
to phir le sanbhal meri rani…..aur phir ek jhatke
se usne apna laura pel diya…..
OOOuuuuuu…..maaannn… .meri munh se cheenkh nikal
gayi…..musal sa lund bur ki jhilli ko phadata hua …
poora ander ghus gaya…..main chat pata ti rahi ek
bebas chidiya ki taran…lekin usne mujhe apni jakad
se nikalne nahin diya…is waqt who ek mard tha….bhai
nahin…mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki kisi ne meri bur
mein sulagti hui lakdi dal di ho……
aahh….ooohhhh… .main karah rahi thi lekin who apni
lund ko ghuser kar meri ankhoon mein meri bebasi
dekh kar muskura raha tha….jeet ki
muskurahat….mano koi kila fatah kiya ho.

Thodi der yunhi lund ghusere raha ….ab bur ka dard
khuch kam hua….usne ab dhire-dhire apna lund ander
bahar karne laga…pahle to kuch dard mahsoos hua
phir halka maza aane
laga….ahhhhh…. .sssiiiii… .ooohhhh…. meri
siskariyan nikalne lagi…..keyon Sali ab maza aa
raha hai…han re behanchod…sala… .ab pelte ja….main
ne apna chootad uchhala…sala randi ki
aulad….maderchod… ..to bhonsri wali…. le sanbhal
meri randi…..usne apna lund bahar nikala aur phir
ek jhatke se poora ka poora bur mein pel
diya…..aaaahhhhh…….ssssiiiiiiii……hai re mere
harami bhai…..loot apni randi bahen ki jawani….le
sala bharwa…main ne apni chootad uchhal kar uske
dhakke ka jawab diya….phir keya tha who deewana war
dhakke laga ne laga…..woh dhak-dhak apne lund ko
meri choot mein pele jar aha tha…ras se bhari choot
mein lund sarsarata hua gusta aur phachhh –phachh
ki awaz nikalti....humdono deewana war dhakke laga
rahe the….phir mere jism mein ek tez sansani si
daurne lagi….oooooouuuuu……
aaaaahhhh…..uuuiiiii… .maan bada maza aa raha
hai…..chod sale mader chod …..phad de sala meri
choot….chithre uda de apni randi ki bur ka….chod
sala harami ki aulad…kutta…nikal de apni bahen ke
choot se apni aulad….le bhonsri….randi ki aulad
….le Sali…kutia….le yeh gaya teri maa ki bur mein…
dal sala apne baap ka laura…..hai re meri randi maa
bada mast hai Sali tera bhonsra….han mere harami
baap tera laura bhi kisi se kam nahin….pel sale
….pel apni maa ki bur mein…..randi bana de
mujhe….chod apni maa ka bur….randi ki aulad….. sala
…..maderchod…. .phachhh…. phachhh….phachhh…
phachhh…phachhh… .choot se mastani awazein aane
lagi…mujhe laga…..main zannat mein ja rahin hoon …
Ouuuhhhh…..meri randi maa….teri mastane choot ki
kasam….main masti mein doobi ja rahi
hoon…..oooouuuuiiii… .main gayiiiiii….aur ek
jhatke ke saath mera badan shant ho
gaya…..OOohhhhh… .aaaaahhhh… .main bhi jhar raha
hooon ….oooohhh…meri maan ….main gaya….aur phir
woh bhi jhar gaya….lund se phichkari ki dhar
nikalne ka ehsas hua….woh nidhal ho kar mere nenege
jism par let gaya…main bhi nidhal ho chuki
thi…..paseene se hum dono tar the.

Thodi der sansoon par kabu pane ke baad bhaiyya ne
meri hontoon ko choomte hue kaha…meri rani aaj main
bahen chod ban gaya….tu to badi mastani maal hai
meri bahna…aj ki chudai to yadgar hai meri rani…
mere raja mujhe bhi bada maza aaya…jawani kai masti
ka andaza aaj mujhe laga….han meri rani apnoon ko
chod kar randi banane ka maza ki alag hai….mere
dost sahi kahte the…chudai ka asal maza to tab hai
zab teri bahoon mein teri bahen ya maa ka haseen
nanga badan ho…phir dekh masti kitni badh jati
hai….keyun mujhe chodne ke baad ab ammi ki jawani
ka maza bhi lootne ka irada hai….main hans
padi….woh Sali randi to doosron ke lund ka maza
leti hai ek bar apne bete ke lund ka maza bhi le kar
dekhe ….uske doodh ka karz utar doonga…aisi mast
chudai karoonga….chal hat kameene…abhi bahen ko
choda hai....bahenchod hogaya..maa ko chod kar
maderchod banega keya…..chal ab mujhe uthne
de….abhi kahan meri jaan abhi to poora din pada hai
….poori masti baqi hai...achha uth ek cheez dikhata
hoon ….dekh apni choot ke phatne ka saboot….safed
chader par taza khoon ka dhabba dekh main
chaunki….aur khushi bhi hui ab main aurat thi….apne
bhai ki aurat….uski randi….uski rakhail……bhaiyya
ne khoon ko apne angoothe mein lagaya aur mujhe
apni taraf khinchte hue kaha….aa ja meri rani…..
aaj tujhe suhagan bana doon…aur meri mangoon mein
meri hi choot se nikle khoon ka sindoor bhar
diya….meri lipat gayi uski banhoon mein ek dulhan
ki tarah.


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goOD bYe fROM DiL Ki nAzAr sE kHoObSuRaT. . . i'll MisS yU a LoT. . .


Aaj Ke Fankaar - Udit Narayan

Doston, aap sabhi ko...

Udit Narayan speaks: Udit Narayan ka namskaar

... aur Yunus Khan ka bhi.

Clip: Tumse milna baaten karna badaa achchha lagta hai (Tere Naam)

Udit Narayan ko aaj hum keh rahe hain Happy Birthday!

Clip: Deewana tera haaye (Koi Mere Dil Se Poochhe)

Udit Narayan ek aisi awaaz hai jise sunkar aisa lagtaa hai ki...

Clip: Jaise kandhon pe rakkha bojh hat jaaye (Yunhi chala chal song -
Swades)

Rawaayat ke mutaabik aaj hum Udit Narayan ke jeevan aur career se
juDee baaten aap ko bataayenge, lekin sunwaayenge Udit Narayan ke
bilkul naye naye naghmein.

Clip: Dhadak dhadak (Bunty Aur Bubli)

Udit Narayan Jha ka janm Nepal mein huya tha. Unke pita ka naam hai
Hare Krishna Jha aur maa ka naam hai Bhuwaneshwari Devi. Saharsa ke
Kunali mein unhone schooli shiksha paayee, phir Kathmandu aa gaye
jahaan pe radio par gaana shuru kar diya.

Clip: Ae ajnabee tu bhi kabhi awaaz de (Dil Se)

Jis zamaane mein Udit Narayan radio par Nepali aur Maithili gaane gaa
rahe the, unhe wahaan ke Bharatiya Dootaavaas ki taraf se Mumbai ke
Bharatiya Vidya Bhawan mein sangeet seekhne ki ek chhatravritti mil
gayee aur 1978 mein woh aa gaye Mumbai nagri.

Udit Narayan speaks: Jis samay kisi ko aana hai, usi samay aana hota
hai. Maine 10 varshon tak koshish kee, lekin mujhe yahaan jamne mein
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak intezaar karna padaa. Isey waqt ka chakkar keh
leejiye ya phir 'destiny' ka keh leejiye.

Clip: Papa kehte hain (Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak)

Is film se Udit Narayan aise chamak uthe ki phir peechhe mudkar kabhi
dekhaa naheen.

Clip: Dil to paagal hai (Dil To Paagal Hai)

Udit Narayan speaks: Jahaan tak meri awaaz ka sawaal hai, woh main
samajhta hoon ki ek eeshwariya den hai, God gifted jise aap kehte
hain. Awaaz bachpan se hi mila tha, 2/3 saalon mein maine gaana shuru
kar diya, radio se suntaa tha, chhote bade jalson aur functions mein
gaaya karta tha. Meri maataji gaati theen lok geet vagerah. Unhone
dekha ki main achchha gaata hoon to unhone mujhe bhi seekhaana shuru
kar diya lok geet vagerah. Radio Nepal mein gaana shuru karne ke baad
Mumbai ke Bharatiya Vidya Bhawan mein scholarship mil gayi, yahaan pe
4/5 saal raha. Pandit Dinkar-ji se bhi classical music seekhaa, yeh
hamesha jaari rahega mere saath.

Clip: Kya tumhe yaad hai (Raaz)

Udit Narayan speaks: Mujhe yaad hai ek Maithili lokgeet mujhe
seekhaya tha (his mother), (sings) 'Sun sun sun pan bharani..'

Clip: Chalo chalen mitwa (Naayak)

Udit Narayan speaks: Waise to modern geet bhi gaaye, wahaan ka ek
lokgeet bhi gaaya, (sings), 'Balla balla bhent bhaako dina...'. Iska
bhaav is prakaar hai - Itne dino ke baad mile ho aur bolte naheen ho,
samajh gaya yahi pyar hai, kabhi roothna, kabhi manaana.

Clip: Nepal ki thandi thandi hawaaon mein (Gharwali Baharwali)

Vividh Bharati ke doston, hum aapko yeh bataa den ki Udit Narayan ko
3 baar Sarva-shreshtha gaayak ke Rashtriya Puraskaar se nawaaza gaya
hai. Pehli baar san 2001 mein film Lagaan ke liye.

Clip: O mitwa sun mitwa (Lagaan)

San 2002 mein film Zindegi Khoobsurat Hai ke liye aur is saal yaani
2005 mein film Swades ke liye.

Clip: Yeh tara woh tara (Swades)

Udit Narayan aaj ke sarvashreshtha aur safaltam gaayak hain, oonche
sur ke naghmein gaane mein unka jawaab naheen hai.

Clip: Main nikla gaddi leke (Gadar Ek Prem Katha)

Aayiye, Udit Narayan ke pratibha ke sare pehluyon par daalen nazar

Clip: Deewana tera haaye (Koi Mere Dil Se Poochhe)

Shokh naghma

Clip: Ishq chunariya (Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya)

Udit Narayan ka gaaya romantic geet

Clip: Woh chaand jaisi ladkee (Devdas)

Behad naazuk-o-tareen geet

Clip: Hum hain is pal yahaan (Kisna)

Udit Narayan ka gaaya desh-bhakti ka naghma

Clip: Aisa des hai mera (Veer Zaara)

Film Fida mein unhone gaaya Shahid Kapoor ke liye

Clip: Nazar nazar dhoonde jise meri nazar (Fida)

Udit Narayan aaj ke zamaane ke behad safal gaayak hain. Lekin unki
khaasiyat hai unka vinamra aur shaaleen swabhaav. Bade hi garm-joshi
se woh sabse milte hain. Unke andar pratibha koot koot kar bhari huyi
hai.

Clip: Tere naam humne kiya hai (Tere Naam)

Udit Narayan speaks: Ek film, Bangali film, Kanu Bhattacharya
sangeetkaar the, woh gaana bhi mujhe bahut pasand aaya tha,
(sings) 'Boshle eshe shaagor teere laagbe'

Clip: O ri chhori maan bhi le baat mori (Lagaan)

Aaj Ke Fankaar aaj kendrit tha Udit Narayan par.

Clip: Hum chale hum chale oye Ramchandra re (Bunty Aur Bubli)

THE END


1 baar 1 Bandar jindagi se dukhi hokar marne gaya,
Use 1 sher sota hua najar aaya,

Bandr ja k uski gand me ungli krne laga,

Tabi sher jag gya or bola-Kis madarchod ki maut aayi h jo meri gand me ungli kr rha h?
Bandr bola-mai hu malik muje maar do,

Sher-jab tu meri gand me ungli kr rha tha tb kisi ne dekha kya?
Bandr-nahi malik.

Sher-to ungli krta reh, muje b maja aa rha h.
Moral:
Akele rehte rehte sher b Gandmara ho jata h.

so always keep in touch!
U akele akele na rha karo
Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager
from Room) Please Come Fast, I am
Having an Argument with My Wife &
She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel
Window.
Manager : Sir, I am Sorry, But this is
Your Personal Matter.
Husband : U Idiot! The Window's
not Opening. This is a Maintenance
Issue!!!
Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear.
Basically ur concepts r not clear.
wah.. wah..

Dost ne pucha exam me "5th ans batao"
Maine kaha "melody khao khud jaan jao"

Ek or Arz kia hai,
Maine piya aapka khoon.
Gd aftrnoon
Gd aftrnoon

bas ek aur,
Apke pyar me pagal ho gaye peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km per litre.

Ek aur.. Ek aur.
Atma chod gayi Jism purana.
Didi tera devar deewana.

Ek last bas ek,
Blood donate karne k pehle hamesa group janchna.
Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.

Yeh wala last pakka.
Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala,
ooh La la ooh La la
ooh La la ooh La la..!!
सुखी वैवाहिक जीवन का राज
========================= एक दंपत्ति नें जब अपनी शादी की 25 वीं वर्षगांठ
मनायी तो एक पत्रकार उनका साक्षात्कार लेने पहुंचा.
वो दंपत्ति अपने शांतिपुर्ण और सुखमय वैवाहिक
जीवन के लिये प्रसिद्ध थे. उनके बीच कभी नाम मात्र
का भी तकरार नहीं हुआ था. लोग उनके इस सुखमय
वैवाहिक जीवन का राज जानने को उत्सुक थे. पति ने बताया :
हमारी शादी के फ़ौरन बाद हम हनीमुन मनाने शिमला गये.
वहाँ हम लोगो ने घुड़सवारी की.
मेरा घोड़ा बिल्कुल ठीक था लेकिन
मेरी पत्नी का घोड़ा थोड़ा नखरैल था.
उसने दौड़ते दौड़ते अचानक मेरी पत्नी को गिरा दिया. मेरी पत्नी उठी और घोड़े के पीठ पर हाथ फ़ेर कर कहा :
"यह पहली बार है", और फ़िर उसपर सवार हो गयी. थोड़े दुर चलने के बाद घोड़े ने फ़िर उसे गिरा दिया. पत्नी ने घोड़े से फ़िर कहा : "यह दुसरी बार है", और फ़िर
उस पर सवार हो गयी. लेकिन थोड़े दुर जा कर घोड़े ने फ़िर उसे गिरा दिया. अबकी पत्नी ने कुछ नहीं कहा. चुपचाप अपना पर्स खोला, पिस्तौल निकाली और घोड़े को गोली मार दी. मुझे देखकर काफ़ी गुस्सा आया और मैं जोर से पत्नी पर
चिल्लाया : "ये तुमने क्या किया, पागल हो गयी हो?" पत्नी ने मेरी तरफ़ देखा और कहा : "ये पहली बार है" और बस उसके बाद से हमारी ज़िंदगी सुख और शांति से
चल रही है.:)

Sardarji's Mom's Letter

Dear Banta
Vahe Guru !


I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.


We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.


I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.


This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure how it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.


The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.


The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.


Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.


By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?


Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.


Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.


Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.


There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter
MAJEDAR BAATEIN--
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Dhirubhai Ambani's WILL was very clear since the birth of his sons.!!
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Mu - Cash...!! .
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A - Nil...!!

Strange but makes sense ..... .

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Indira Gandhi ke 2 BETE the...

��1 ko Desh chalane ka shauq tha...
woh Plane chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(sanjay)

��2 ko Plane chalane ka shauq tha...
wo Desh chalane ki koshish mei maara gaya
(rajiv)
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Indira gandhi ki dono BAHUON ko bhi dekh lo...

��1 ko Pets Paalne ka shauk tha;
Wo Mantri ban gayi
(maneka)

��2 (Sonia) Ko PradhanMantri
banne ka shauk tha
Usne Pets paal liye,
��Manmohan
��Digvijayh
��Sibbal
��Khursheed....
Sharaab
pee ke Santa full tight tha aur achanak
neend mein rone laga...mera kho gaya
mera kho gaya
Santa's wife - chup chaap so jaao aur
meri panty mein se haath hatao
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Mene hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.
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Apple,��
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amrud����
cherry����
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Strawberry��
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Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana....
Barish ka mausam hai...
Hygenic hota hai...

Imagine Name of Sex Minister
world wide

Name of Russian Salman Khan Minister
Zaberdasti Boobpresski

SriLankan Salman Khan Minister
Suck MyLingam

Chinese Salman Khan Minstr
Gand Soong Li

Pak Salman Khan Minstr
Shake Myboob

Indian Salman Khan minister
Gotya Lal

Kenya Salman Khan minìster
Ogand Me Bambu

Salman Khan minister of america
Roz Mary Marlow

Sex minister of England
Brown Ass Markele

Sex minister of bangladesh
Myboob aa Shake Hasina

Sex minister of S.Arabia
Shake Bin Maki Chut Abu Da Lulla..
Chuhiya - Chuhe je tu mennu pyaar krda h te ja mere lai pinjre toh roti kad k lya.
Chuha - Mai ni jana
Chuhi - Kyo
Chuha -Saadi maa nu putt ni lbne tenu yaar bathere!!��
Yo Yo Honey Singh
One day in Hyderabadi family...A boy comes home crying from school.

Mom: Kaiku rora?

Son: Teacher maari merku.

Mom: Kaiku maari chudel ne ?

Son: Mai usku murgi bola.

Mom: Arrey aisa kaiku bola re?

Son: Kaiku bole toh? Maa ki kirkiri... har exam me ANDA deri merku!
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BACHHAN (in KBC): Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???
SARDAR(on hot seat): dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!

BIG B behosh !!!
"PATNI CHALISA"
Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani.
Humne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho.
Jis din haath me belan aawe,
Us din pati khub chilawe.
Sare palang pe patni sove,
Pati baith farsh par rove.
Tumse hi ghar Mathura Kashi,
tumse hi ghar ki satyanashi.
Patni chalisa jo nar gaave,
Sab sukh chhod param dukh paave.
Bhoot pishach najar aa aave,
Patni jab asli roop me aave .
Ek Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,

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Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi ke paas gaya aur bola:

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Mujh mein kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hoon,

Tumhari biradari ka hoon,

Meri awaz pooray sheher mein goonjti hai, aur

Murghon ki Union ka President bhi hoon"

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Murghi boli: Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,

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Lekin!! Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Ladka Air Force mein ho !
I don't know why people Hate XXX Movies?
Although it is the most Positive Movie
No Murder
No War
No Fight
No Cheating (Everybody enjoys the Climax)
Lots of Love & always very Happy Ending for all Charcters AND the Best part "jaha se dekho bhenchod wahi se samajh aa jati hai..!!!"��
Three words more beautiful than
I love you
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Payment is ready
B F: i want 2 kiss u
GF:no!! pregnant ho jaungi
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BF: kiss se pregnant !!
GF: Kyunki mai jab ek
baar shuru hoti hoon...
phir mai khud ki bhi nhi
sunti..
A Salman Khany looking young woman opened her legs wide and said to the dentist, "Can you get the teeth out cause it's bothering me".

Dentist: Keep your legs closed and open your mouth because I am a happily married man.

Woman: You idiot that's where my new old husband lost his fake teeth last night!
Three most innocent faces in d world...
1-"A sleeping baby."
2-"Udhar mangane wala aadmi"
3-"Hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna Dost."
पप्पू: पापा ये कार के पीछे 'L' लिखने का क्या मतलब होता है?
संता: बेटा, 'L' का मतलब है कि ड्राईवर को ड्राइविंग के बारे में लंड भी नहीं पता।
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���� Berozgaar ko kaam,

Bhukhe ko anaaj,

Pyaase ko paani,

Toote dil ko fir milega pyaar... ����

mubarak ho aapko dobara khule huye dance bar....
1 baar 1 naya Science teacher class mein aaya aur students
se bola: "Bachon, main bahut bada Science teacher hoon,
mere se kuch bhi pucho"
1 Harami bachche ne haath uthaaya aur bola:- "Master Ji,
jab hum finger mein ring pehente hain aur phir woh ring
utaarte hain, to
woh jagah gori ho jaati hai.
Aise hi jab hum socks pehente hain aur utaarte hain to pair
gore ho
jaate hain,
par jab hum chaddi pehen kar utaarte hain to USTAAD gora
kyun nahi hota"?
Master ne bachche ko mann-hi-mann gaaliyaan di aur
bola:- "Beta, woh isiliye ki tumhara USTAAD hamesha
doosri kuddiyon ko buri nazar se dekhta hai"
Bachcha:- "To usse USTAAD ke kaale rehne ka kya
connection hai"?
Master:- "Haraamkhor, kabhi suna nahi, BURI
NAZAR WALE TERA MUH KAALA"

Jawan: Sir, mujhe chhutti chahiye.
Major: Kya kaam hain?
Jawan: Biwi ki yaad aa rahi hain.
Major: Saaf kaho na, Salman Khan karna hain! Jaao, samne
wali plywood me jo hole hain, waha apna kaam
karlo.
Jawan ne aisa kiya, bahot maza aya.
Major: Ab batao, chhutti par jana hain?
Jawan: Nahi sir, bas, kaam ho gaya.
Major: Shabash! Ab plywood ke pechhe se dusre
jawan ko nikalo aur tum jhuk kar Murga ban jaao.
kuch aur jawan chhutti mang rahe hain.....
3 friends lived in a flat on 100th floor..One day lift was not working..They decided to tell a story while walking upstairs1st told a comic story till 50 floor,2 nd told a action story till 99th floor.3rd told a horror story in 1 sentence -"I forgot the room keys in car.."
Hahahahaha
Monday subah khane me aaloo, raat ko bahon me shalu.
Tuesday subah khane me muli, raat ko baho me juli.
Wed subah khane me andaa, raat ko bahon me chanda.
Thus subah khane me chana, raat to bahon me sabina.
Fri subah khane me fulawar, raat ko bahon me jennifer.
Sat subah khane me papita, raat ko bahon me savita.
Sun subah khane me rotee, raat to bahon me fir se wohi aapni purani motee.

Dance bar reopens in Mumbai
Nasha sharab da,
Phull gulab da,
Goli AK - 47 di,
Fudi saali di ,
Patta toot da ,
Mumma mashooq da,
Dwai doctar di ,
%@Bund master di@%,
Daal moongi di,
Fudi goongi di,
Chuut nurse di,
duniya tarsdi ,
Fudda ghhumeari da,
Ghar bimari da,
Patte jaman de,
Tatte baman de,
Lun tere 22 da,
Phone kar j chahida ..
God to Pappu :- Beta kya
chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job,Ek badi si gaadi.. Aur usme
Dher sari ladkiya,
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God :- Tathastu.

Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus driver hai...
Soch samajh k maango,bhagwan bhi smart hai.
'x' married 'z' twice his age, left her,& nw married 'y' 1/2 his age.
Wat's d age of 'x'?

Student wrote:
I don't knw d answr,
bt x is surely
SAIF ALI KHAN..!!!
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai? Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai, Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai


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Chat <3

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raat ke takriban 2 baje mujhe ik jor se cikh ki awaaz sunai di,,,,,maine aaj ghar pe akeli hi thi,,,mere pati 1 month ke liye goa gaye the,,,,main ik dam se bed par khadi hui,,meri saanse tez chal rahi thi,,,,,mere mathe par pasine ki halki halki boondhe thi,,,maine utth kar lite on ki,,to raat ke 2 vaj rahe the,,,,

mujhe fir se kisi ke chilane ki awaaz sunai di,,,mujhe un awazo se bahut dar lag raha tha,,darr is liye tha ki aaj main ghar pe akeli hi thi,,,manpi bhi mere sath nahi the,,,ik mann hua ki main manpi ko phone karun,,,magar fir socha ki rehne doon,,ab un cikhoo ki awaaz lagatar badhti hi ja rahi thi..aur utni tezi se mera darr,,,

maine thodi si himat karke khidki ke paas pahunchi aur parde ko khidki se thoda sa htaiya to ik dam se wahi chilane ki awaaz mere kaano me padi...to maine darr ke mare parde ko hattho se choad diya,,,,

ab mere dil ki dhadkne bahut tez thi...yeh awaaze mujhe pehle bhi sunai di thi kai vaar,,,maine manpi se inka zikar bhi kiya tha,,magar unho ne ise ik beham keh kar baat ko taal diya,,,

tabhi mere kaano me ik awaaz aane lagi.......

meena chali ayo..main tumhara intzaar kar raha hoon,,yeh awaaz intni bhiyanak lag rahi thi ki mano mere kaan ke parde fatt jayenge,,,meena main tumhara pyar hoon ........

na jane main kahan kho gayi us awaaz me ki mujhe kuch yaad na raha,,,aur mere kadam khud mere kamre se mujhe bahar le gaye,,,maine sirf ik short si nighty pehni hui thi,,aur maine niche panty bhi nahi pehni thi..kyun ki mujhe raat me panty pehnana accha nahi lagta tha,,,

main us awaaz me khoti hi chali gayi...aur main apne ghar se nikal kar us purane bangle ki taraf chal padi jahan se mujhe wo awaaz aa rahi thi....main us awaaz ka piche chali ja rahi thi..kali raat sunsaan sadak par..koi nahi tha..sab so rahe the,,,

wo awaaz mere kano me ab ik mitha ras gholne lagi thi..aao meena main tumhara kai janmo se intzaar kar raha hoon,,tum sirf meri ho,,,mujhe koi hosh nahi tha..dhire dhire main us bangle ki paas pahunch gayi,,

bangla kafi purana tha jaise ki purane maharaza rehte ho...main bangle ke darwaze ke paas pahunch gayi ..wahi awaaz mere kaano me ayi meena aaj humara milan hoga meena chali ayo....

main asie hi besudh chali ja rahi thi...darwaza bhi apne aap khul geya,,,main us purane bangle me anadar aa gayi..kafi ganda laga rah tha,,

tabhi mujhe ik awaaz sunai di,,,,aao meri raani aao maine tumhara pure 1400 saal tak inzaar kiya hai ...aaj humara milan hoga

noor:haan raj kumar main bhi is 1400 saal me tumhare liye bahut tadpi hoon

tabhi mujhe ik saya nazar aane laga,,wo saya dekhne me ik ladke ka lag raha tha...wo saya seediyon se dhire dhire niche meri taraf aa raha tha,,,bungle me kafi andhera tha,,,jiski wajha se uski skal nahi dikh rahi thi..haan paas me do aag ki masaal jal rahi thi....

tabhi wo saya jab mere karib pahuncha to wo ik khoobsurat rajkumar tha,,,,,uski poshak bhi rajkumaro ki tarha hi thi,,,,mujhe kuch yaad nahi tha,,yaad tha to wo raj kumar jo mere paas khada tha,,,,

raj kumar: aao sehjaadi meena.....

aur us ne mujhe apni bahoon me le liya ..main bhi khud ko rok na payi aur us se lipat gayi

noor: oh mere raj kumar kahan chale gaye the mujhe chod kar bahut tadpi hoon main bhi..

raj kumar: meena tumhe yaad hai..kisi ik dokhe ki wajha se tumhe kisi ne mout ke ghat utaar diya tha,,,

noor: haan raaj kumar yaad hai,,,wo dokha bhi humare baba ne diya tha,,apke pita ji ke kehne par...

raj kumar : haan janta hoon,,,,magar tumhre marne ke baad main nahi mara meena maine wo takat hasil kar li thi..jis ke chalte main amar ho gaye tha,,,aur main zinda raha insaano ka khoon pi kar,,aur tumhara intzaar karta raha ki meri meena jarur ayegi

yeh sunte hi main bhi us se lipat gayi...hum ik dusre ko paglo ki tarah choom rahe the,,,us ne mere chere ko dono hatho se pakad kar apne hontho ke paas le gaye,,meri aankhen band thi..aur us ne apne honth mere hontho se milaa diye,,,,,,,

wo mere hontho ke ras ko aise pi raha tha ki jaise kai janmo se mere pyar ke liye taras geya ho...ab uska ik hath meri kamar se hote hue meri jangh tak pahunch geya us ne meri nighty ki upar kamar tak kar diya..aur apne hath ko meri chut pe ferne laga,,

uske is ehsaas se main pagal ho rahi thi ,,wo lagatar apna hath meri chut pe shelaa raha tha..meri chut ne pani chodna suru kar diya tha...

aaaaahhhhhhhhh raaj kumaar siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

maine apne honth raj kumar se juda kar use chum rahi rhi..us ne mujhe niche zameen pe litaa liya tha,,,aur meri nighty ko nikal fenka tha,,,ab main bilkul nangi padi thi..magar wo apni us raj kumar wali pushaak me tha,,,,

aab wo meri chut pe apne hath ko but tezi masal raha tha,,jis ke karan mujhe se sambhla nahi ja raha tha,,

aaaahhhhhh ,,,,,,,,aaj samaa lo raj kumar mujhe,,,,,,,,aaj utaar lo khud me mujhe,,siiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wo mere brest ko muh me le kar unhe khoob suck kar rah tha.....main jahdne ke bilkul karib aa gayi thi,,,,,mere andar se ik cikhhh nikal gayi

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tabhi raj kumar ne apna muh meri chut pe laga diya aur meri chut ka sara rass pi geya,,,,,main aahe hi bharti rahu

aahhhhhhhhhhhh raj kumar ,,,,,main tumhari hoonnnnn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

tabhi achanak ik tez roshni ho gayi.....raj kumar ne apna muh meri chut se htaa liya,,aur apne chere ko dhakte hue kahad ho geya

raj kumar: meena humare jane ka waqt ho geya main kal fir intzaar karunga,,

tabhi main chilaai

noor: nahi raj kumar mat jao main bahut tadpi hoon,,,,

aur wo saya ki tarha jaise aiya waise hi gayab ho geya,,,aur main ik dam se hosh se jaagi..main khud ko ik purane se bangle me paya.aur maine dekha mere sarir par ko kapda nahi hai,,,,meri chut gilli thi..mujhe nahi pata kya hua tha,,,,main yahan kaise aayi..maine apni nighty ko pehna aur apne ghar ki aur bhagi.....

ghar pahunch kar main sidhe bedroom me let gayi...wo sab sochne lagi..ki mujhe kya ho geya tha,,main wahan kaise pahunch gayi..main wahan bina kapdo ke thi,,meri chut bhi gilli thi....yehi sochte sochte pata nahi kab aankh lag gayiaur main so gayi


Last Episode Dil Ki Nazar Se ... Khoobsurat 720p 19th July 2013

Part1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0cceHD388M

Part2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8efICb3YC0o


Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat>Cast and crew of Khoobsurat final "happy ending" sequence


Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.
`

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bheer mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..
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Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud apni saanson ko rok payo ge kaise
`

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zuban kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye
`

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
`

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`

Kya aankhein hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….
`

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki farmaish karte hain….
`

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
`

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
`

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain.
`

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai?
`

Chehre pe ashkon ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi reet pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
`

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai kay
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hon kay ghar ki bijli katwa doon
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
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jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
`

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye
kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
`

Dil ki awaz bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri nazron ki taraf dekh
zamaane pe na jaa…
`

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek hum ko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein un ki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”
`

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
`

Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai
royo to unke liye
jo tum par nisaar hain
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!
`

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dosto me aap jaisa….Nalayak koi nahi!

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
`

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
`

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
`

Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai
`

Dil ke dard ko dil torne
waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
`

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharakna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chod diya
`

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi
`

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…
`

Umeedo ki manji toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki larki
bhaiya keh gayi
`

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dinon mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
`

Arz kiya hai…..
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha……

`

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
`

Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
`

You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
`

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
`

Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!
`

Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay……
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare…!!!
`

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
`

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai


im so sad today ending of "Dil ki nazar se khoobsurat"i miss u soumya ♥


Watch #sacchinshrof .. Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat - Episode 104- 18th July 2013 #SonyTV via #YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RzGib2MDTU


Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat 19th July 2013 Watch Online


Aapki is dil lagi me hum apna dil kho
baithe
Kal tak us khuda k the aaj apke ho baithe.
Pyar suna to tha diwana kr deta hai
Aaj khud krke hum bhi hosh kho baithe
*========(2) ========= *
Kyun tumhare is ashiq ka parwano me
naam lete ho
Keh kar ke dil doge humari jaan lete ho.
Pata hai nahi rakh sakte hum apni
dhadkano pe kaabu
Phir kyun humari mohabbat ka imtehan
lete ho. *
*========(3) ========= *
Dil unke liye he machalta hai
Thokar khata hai or sambhalta hai.
Kisi ne is kadar kar liya dil par kabja
Dil mera hai per unke liye dhadkta hai.*
*========(4) ========= *
Mohabbat or mout dono hi
Bin bulaye mehmaan hote hai,
Kab aa jaye koi nahi jaanta.
Lekin dono ka ek hi kaam hai
Ek Dil le jati hai to doosri Dhadkan.*
*========(5) ========= *
Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga
Ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga.
Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen
Jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya
hoga.*
*========(6) ========= *
Aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
Dil main teri sirf teri surat hai.
Kuch bhi kahe ye duniya gum nahi
Duniya se jiada humko teri zarurat hai.
*========(7) ========= *
Kuch log zindgi me is kdar shamil ho jate
hain
Agar bhulna chaho to or yad ate hain.
Bas jate hain wo dil me is kadar
Ke ankhen band kro to samne nazar aate
hain.
*========(8) ========= *
Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
Khamoshi har bat keh jayegi.
Pad lena in ankhon mei apne pyar ko
Apki kasam sari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi.
*========(9) ========= *
Hum to pyaar k saudagar hain
Sauda sacha karte hai
Par jab aap jaise dost ho khariddaar
To hum muft me bhi bik jaya karte hain.
*========(10) ========= *
Hamari dastan use kaha kubul thi
Meri wafayen uske liye fizool thi.
Koi aas nahin lekin koi itna bata do
Maine chaha use kya ye meri bhool thi.
*========(11) ========= *
Tinka-2 tufan mein bikharte chale gaye
Tanhai ki gehraion mein utarte chale gaye.
Udte thay jinke sahare aasmano mein hum
Ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.
*========(12) ========= *
Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u
Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips
Sun, birds, cool air – all r looking
At ur window to say u Good morning
*Have nice day.*
*========(13) ========= *
Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti
Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
Yaha se le jane aya hun
*========(14) ========= *
Unki ek yaad bechan kar jati hai
Har cheez me unki surat nazar aati hai.
Aisa hal kiya unhone pyar me hamara
Ke nind aati hai to ankhen bura maan jati
hain.
*========(15) ========= *
Is dil ka ik arman hai
ik chand me hmari jaan hai.
Jise dur se dekhna to mumkin hai
Par milna kahan aasan hai.
Kyon ki hum to ik zameen hain
Arr Vo ik aasman hai
*========(16) ========= *
Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
Lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar to kadar karna
Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.
*========(17) ========= *
Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
Saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
Baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye.
*========(18) ========= *
Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai
Na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kaash aap hote hamari nazron k saamne
Par yeh kaash kaash hi reh jata hai.
*========(19) ========= *
Sache dil se karo fariyaad to
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.
*========(20) ========= *
Koi achi si saja do mujhko
chalo bhula do mujhko.
Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye
mujhko
dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.
*========(21) =========
Hating hundred right persons
may not even touch your heart,
but loving one Wrong person
will leave you a brokn heart
throughout ur life !!!
*========(22) ========= *
Shararat na hoti Shikayat na hoti
Nainon me kisi ke Nazakat na hoti
Na hoti bekarari Na hote hum tanha*
Agar jahan me kambakht Ye mohabat na
hoti
*Na hote ye sapne Ye khwabon ki duniya
*Kisi ko chahat ki Tamanna na hoti
*Na julfo ki chaya Na phulon ki khushbu
*Yadon me unki Ye rate na kat ti
*Jo na hoti mohabat Ye ansu na hote
*Dil bhi na khota Aj tanha na rota*
*Diwanon si apni Ye halat na hoti
*Agar jahan me kambakht Ye MoHoBBaT
na hoti.
*========(23) ========= ?*
Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.
*========(24) =========
Na wakt hai itna ki sylabus pura kiya jae
na tarkib koi ki exam pas kiya jae.
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is padhai ne
na roya jaye aur na soya jaye.


कब्र ए कफन पे मेरी जलता चराग वफादार है विजय
बाद मरने के रूह का रूह से मिलन असरदार है विजय

अश्क मेरे उसने मोती समझ के बेच डाले सरे -आम
दरकार ए मुहब्बत का फिर भी क्यूँ इकरार है विजय .

है ये कैसी उसकी कुव्वत , है ये कैसी शौक ए शुमारी
जान लेके भी मेरी देता है जिन्दगी कैसा प्यार है विजय .

बहुरुपिया सी दुनिया में असल की पहचान है मुश्किल
फरेब ए मशियत समझ के जमाने से खबरदार है विजय.

रंग ए वफा में काबिल ए हुनर की दरकार हुयी यूँ अब
सच और झूठ कुछ हो ,उनके लब पर एतबार है विजय .

लफ्फाजी ए गजल न कर बैठे हम किसी से किसी रोज
अब देखना है बाकी , कितना खुद पर एतबार है विजय .

आँखों में जलते थे जुगनू और चरागात लिए से हम भी
न जाने किस रह गुजर से गुजरे वो, इन्तजार है विजय .

लिए मुस्कुराहट लबो पर नई सी पहरन में आगया वो
खुदारा जश्न ए मुहब्बत में हो शामिल क्यूँ खुद्दार है विजय .- विजय


जब भी देखती हूं तुम्‍हें
भीग जाते हैं आंखों के कोर
नहीं जानती
कि‍ मोहब्‍बत में छलकती हैं आंखें
या दर्द बेकाबू हो जाते हैं......

'रश्‍मि शर्मा'


It's a happy ending! Aaradhya and Shekhar marry
for the sake of Ehsaas' happiness.
Be a part of their celebrations tonight at 7:30 pm
in Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat only on #SonyTV


Bohat Takleef Deta Hai Kisi Ko Alvida Kehna
Alvida Dil ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat


Kaisa lagta hai jab
Dil ki dawa aa ke khud kahe ki
Tere dard-e-dil ki dawa hum karenge na kuch kar sake to dua hum karenge!!
e kewal Sharukhwe janta hai
Saurav Samrat Harsh Pandey Paras Sharma ज्ञानेन्द्र गिरि


Song Name: Haan Yeh Maine Mana Meri Jaan
hai re tauba-2 yeh jawani yeh jawani ka garoor
ishq ke samne phir bhi sar jhukana hi pada
kaisa kahete the na aayenge x2
magar dil ne is tarah pukara tumhe aana hi pada

haan yeh mana meri jaan mohabat saza hai x2
maza isme itana magar kisliye hai x2
vo ek bekarari jo abtak idahar thi
vo hi bekarari udhar kis liye hai
chorus-(abhi tak to idhar thi udhar kisliye hai
kisliye hai haan kisliye hai)
haan yeh mana meri jaan .........

bahelna na jane badalna na jane
tamana machal ke sambhalna najane x2
(chorus(bahelna na jane badalna na jane)
tamana machal ke sambhalna najane) x2
tamana machal ke sambhalna najane
karib aur aao kadam to badhao
juka du na mein sar to sar kis liye x2
haan yeh mana meri jaan .........

nazare bhi dekhe ishare bhi dekhe
kai khoobsurat sahare bhi dekhe x2
chorus(nazare bhi dekhe ishare bhi dekhe
kai khoobsurat) sahare bhi dekhe
naam kya chiz hai izzat kya hai
sone chandi ki haqeekat kya hai
lakh bahalaye koi daulat se
pyar ke samne daulat kya hai
chorus (nazare bhi dekhe ishare bhi dekhe)
kai khoobsurat sahare bhi dekhe x2
jo maikhene jake mein sagar uthao
to phir yeh nasili nazar kisliye hai x2
haan yeh mana meri jaan ..........

tumhi ne savanraa tumhi ne sajaya
mere sune dil ko tumhi ne basaaya x2
chorus(tumhi ne savanraa tumhi ne sajaya
mere sune dil ko tumhi ne basaaya)
jis chaman se bhi tum gujar jao
har kali par nikhar aajaye
ruth jo to ruth jai khuda
aur jo has do to bahaar aa jaye
chorus(tumhi ne savanraa tumhi ne sajaya)
mere sune dil ko tumhi ne basaya x2
tomhare kadam se hai ghar mein ujaala
agar tum nahin to yeh ghar kis liye hai x2
haan yeh mana meri jaan ............


Wife Calls hubby.. Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho ??

Hubby: Office Mein Hoon, Bohat Busy
Hoon
aur Tum Kya Kar Rahi Ho ??

Wife: KFC Mein Tumhare Peeche Bachon
K Saath Bethi Hu
Aur Bacche Pooch
Rahe Hain K Papa K Saath Konsi BUA
Bethi
Hain ?? :P :D


Koi Teer Jaise Jigar Ke Paar Sa Hua Hai
Jaane Kyun Dil Itna Beqaraar Sa Hua Hai.
Kabhi Dekha Nahi Maine Tujhe
Phir B Kyun Aey Ajnabi
Is Qadar Tumse Pyaar Sa Hua Hai.!
Kal raat meri aankho ne,
Tere hontho ki tasweer banai.
Apne ehsaason se rang bhara,
Fir tu bahut khoobsurat nazar aayi.


Mera andaza aath din ka hai. Poore aath din.

Main koi scientist ya pathologist nahi hoon aur na hi koi jyotishi. Main toh university mein economics padhata hoon. Par thodi bahut research, thoid kitabon ki khaak chhan kar mujhe poora yakeen hai ke Delhi ki garmi mein mera aath din ka andaza bilkul theek bethega.

Bebas nigaahon mein hai tabaahi ka manzar,
Aur tapakate ashq ki har boond,
Wafa ka izhaar karti hai,

Dooba hai dil mein Bewafai ka khanjar,
Lamha-e-bekasi mein tasaavur ki duniya,
Maut ka deedar karti hai,

Aey hawa unko karde khabar meri maut ki,
Aur kehna,
Ke kafan ki khwahish mein meri laash,
Unke aanchal ka intezaar karti hai......

Kyunki main tumse bahut pyaar karta hoon aur hamesha karta bhi rahunga. Aur tum ye baat bhi bahut achhi tarah janti ho ke badlav mujhe pasand nahi. Kisi bhi tarah ka koi bhi badlav. Phere lete hue jab tumne meri patni hone ka vachan liya tha, usi waqt maine bhi tumhara pati hone aur rehne ki kasam uthayi thi.

Is kasam ko toda nahi ja sakta, na badla ja sakta, ye tum jaanti ho.

Tum ghar vaapis aaogi. Tum ek baar phir hamare bedroom mein kadam rakhogi. Jis waqt ka maine andaza lagaya hai, us waqt tum andar kadam rakhogi. Jis hisaab se maine andaza lagaya hai, usi hisaab se tum mere nazdeek aaogi. Aur phir tum hisaab lagaogi ke mera andaza theek tha ya nahi.

Aath din meri jaan, Aath din.

Shayad ye bhi haqeeat hi hai ke mohabbat ek zinda cheez ki tarah hai aur jis tarah har zinda cheez ko ek din marna hota hai, usi tarah se mohabbat bhi ek din dam tod deti hai. Kabhi kabhi achanak aur kabhi dheere dheere, tadap tadap kar.

Aaj se aathve din hamari aathvi anniversary hai aur is anniversary par maine tumhare liye ek khaas tohfa taiyyar kiya hai.

Tum ghar par akeli hi aaogi, jaisa ke tumne mujhse wada kiya hai. Vaise toh tumhare mutaabik ab tumhare dil mein mere liye pehle wali jagah nahi rahi par phir bhi itni ummeed toh main tumse kar hi sakta hoon ke tum mujhse kiya apna wada toh nibhaogi hi. Tum par maine hamesha yakeen kiya tha, tumhari har baat pe
aankh band karke bharosa. Koi sawal nahi kiya tha maine us din jab tumne mujhse kaha tha ke tumhari zindagi mein aur koi doosra aadmi nahi. Theek usi tarah mujhe aaj bhi yakeen hai ke tum ghar par akeli hi aaogi.

Mumbai se tumhari flight Delhi Airport par dopahar 3:22 par land hogi. Tumne mujhe airport se tumhein pick karne ke liuye maine mana kiya hai aur main tumhari baat ko poori izzat doonga. Tum airport se Janakpuri ke liye ek Taxi karogi. Tum chahti ho ke tum ghar aao, apna sab saman lo aur usi taxi mein bethkar vo raat kisi hotel mein guzaro kyunki Mumbai ki agli flight agle din hi hai.

Tum taxi ko hamare ghar ke bahar ped ke neeche rukvaogi. Taxi mein bethi kuchh der tak tum nazar jamaye ghar ki taraf khamoshi se dekhti rahogi. Tum kaafi thaki hui hogi. Us waqt tumhein samajh nahi aa raha hoga ke kya karo. Jhijhak, afsos, dukh, guilt ki ek ajeeb mili juli si feelings se tum kuchh der tak vahin bethi guzarti rahogi.

Ya shayad tum vahan bethi sirf ye socho ke agle ek ghante mein sab khatam ho jaayega. Aur aakhir tumhein tumhari aazadi mil hi jaayegi.

Agar tumhari flight delay nahi hui toh tum takreeban 4 baje tak ghar pahunchogi. Garmi us waqt bhi bahut zyada hogi aur Taxi ke A.C. se tumhara bahar nikalne ka dil nahi kar raha hoga. Tumhein gaye hue 5 hafte ho chuke honge aur bahar sadak par taxi mein bethi tum ghar ko dekhogi aur ye sochogi ke kuchh bhi toh nahi badla.

Tum is baat ko bilkul nazar andaz kar dogi ke hamare living room ke parde zindagi mein pehli baar tumhein band milenge. Tum is baat ko bhi nazar andaaz kar dogi ke hamare ghar ke bahar bane lawn mein ghaas bahur zyada badh chuki hai aur pani na milne ki vajah se garmi mein jhulas kar jal chuki hai.



Kitne badal gaye hain vo halat ki tarah,
Ab milte hain pehli mulaqat ki tarah,
Ham kya kisi ke husn ka sadqa utarte,
Kuchh din ka saath mila toh khairat ki tarah....

Ghar ke bahar newspapers bikhre pade honge. Mailbox mein pichhle kayi din ke letter pade honge. Ye sab dekh kar shayad tumhien kuchh ajeeb lage. Aur shayad tumhein thodi bechaini ho, ya thoda guilty bhi feel ho. Kyunki tum jaanti ho ke ghar in sab cheezon ko lekar tumhara pati ki particular tha.

Tumhara vahi pati jiske liye ghar ki saaf safai kitna matlab rakhti thi. Aur sirf ghar ke andar ki hi nahi balki ghar ke bahar ki bhi safayi.

Aur aaj sochta hoon toh shayad hasi bhi aati hai ke kabhi meri yahi baaten tumhein kitni zyada pasand thi. Kitni mohabbar karti thi tum meri inhi aadaton se jo baad mein tumhein pareshan karne lagi thi, Kaise pehli baar jab tumne mera kamra dekha toh ye kaha tha ke ye doosre ladko ke kamro jaisa ganda nahi balki bahut saaf hai.

Aur baad mein tumhein meri yahi aadat aur safai par tumhein tokna kitna bura lagne laga tha.

Toh tum bahar bethi ghar ke gandi halat ko dekhogi aur dil hi dil mein apne aap se kahogi ke tum iske liye zimmedar nahi ho. Paanch hafte ho jaayenge tumhein gaye hue aur in paanch hafto mein sirf 2 baar tumne mujhse phone kiya aur har baar mujhe bas yahi kaha ke main tumhein jaane doon.

Kaha kya balki tumne toh mujhse haath jodkar bheekh hi maang li ke main tumhein bhool jaaoon aur jaane do. Jaise tumhein mujhse bheekh maangne ki koi bhi zaroorat thi.

Ghar ke bahar meri car dekh kar tum samajh jaogi ke main ghar par hi hoon aur shayad is baat ka tumhein afsos bhi ho kyunki saare raste tum yahi ummeed aur dua karti aayi hogi ke main tumhein ghar par na milun aur tum chup chap apna saman lekar nikal jao.

Ke tumhein mera samna na karna pade.

Par shayad tum ye bhool chuki hogi ke maine tumse ye wada kiya tha ke main tumhein us waqt ghar par hi milunga taaki ham ek aakhri baar mil saken aur apne divorce papers par sign kar sake. Taaki ham saare settlements nipta saken.

Hairat ki baat hai ke saath jeene marne ki kasmen ab settlement jaise ek shabd mein simat gayi.

Ghar ke bahar khadi car HAMARI car hai, ye ghar HAMARA ghar hai. Kyunki ye saari properties mein tum barabar ki hissedar ho. Yun toh tum ek housewife thi aur ghar ka sara kharcha mere zimme tha, ye sab cheezen maine khud kharidi thi par phir bhi maine in sab cheezon ke tumhein bhi barabar maalik banaya hai kyunki tum meri biwi ho, meri hamraaz ho, meri ham-safar ho, meri ardhangini ho, meri better half ho.

Kyunki main tumse be-intehaan mohabbat karta hoon.

Airport se ghar tak tum poore raaste sochti hui aayi hongi. Mujhse kya kehna hai, kya baat karni hai, saari lines tumne ek baar phir rehearse ki hongi. Tum jaanti ho ke main tumse kahunga ke tum apna irada badal do aur sab bhool kar ek baar phir ghar aa jao aur tum jawab mein apni line rehearse karti aaogi. Ke mujhe kaise samjha hai ke ab sab khatam ho chala hai. Ke ab tum vaapis kabhi nahi aa sakti sivaay is ek ghante ke jabke tum apna saman lene aaogi.

Sivay ek ghante ke jab tum aaogi bhi toh vaapis chale jaane ke liye.

Tum mujhse kahogi ke main tumhein maaf kar doon aur ke tum bahut sharminda ho. Ke tumhein bahut afsos hai.

Hairat ki baat hai ke saaf jeene marne ki kasmein sharmindagi aur afsos jaise lafzon mein simat jaayengi.




Wafa ki aakhri hadh se guzar liya jaaye,
Sitamgaro ke mohalle mein ghar liya jaaye,

Jidhar nigah uthe aap hi ke jalwe hon,
Jiye toh aise jiyen warna mar liya jaaye.....

Ye ghar, hamara ghar. 2 saal pehle jab hamne ye ghar banvaya tha toh kitne shauk se banvaya tha. Kis tarah se tumne ghar ki har ek cheez ko bade dekhbhal se khud design kiya tha. Kaise kaun sa kamra kahan banega, kis tarah banega, kitne kamre honge, kaun sa paint hoga, kaun se parde, har cheez ko tumne khud apne aap shauk se pasand kiya tha.

Aur kyun na karti, kabse ham is ghar ki aas lagaye bethe the. Kabse tum din raat bas apne ghar ki baaten kiya karti thi. Kaise tum kaha karti thi ke jab apna ghar hoga toh tum aise sajaogi, vaise sajaogi.

Kaise tumne poore ghar ko ye dhyaan mein rakh kar banvaya tha ke hamare 2 bachche honge.

Shaadi ke 6 saal ho jaane ke baad bhi tum bachcha nahi chahti thi kyunki tumhein is baat ki zid thi ke tum apne bachche ko janam apne ghar mein dogi jahan vo pal badhka bada hoga.

Aur hairat ki baat hai ke kaise tumne mujhe phone par aakhri baar baat karte hue kaha tha "Thank god hamara koi bachcha nahi hai"

Tumhein car mein bethe behte thodi der ho chuki hogi. Taxi driver ne car ka engine aur A.C. dono band kar diye honge aur tumhein ab halki halki garmi mehsoos honi shuru ho chuki hogi.

Tum hamesha bahut sundar thi. Behad khoobsurat. Itni khoobsurat ke kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta tha ke tumne kyun mujhe apna pati chuna. Shakal soorat mein main kahin se bhi tumhari mukaable nahi tha aur kai baar anjane mein tumne mujhe is baat ka ehsaas karaya bhi tha.

Kaise tum haste haste mazak mein keh jaati thi ke tum chahti toh tumhein ek se ek khoobsurat ladke mil jaate. Kaise tum aksar masoomiyat se mujhe mere chehre ka ehsaas kara deti thi.

Par maine kabhi tumse koi shikayat nahi ki. Haan mujh mein shayad kami thi par kis mein nahi hoti. Bhagwan ne har insaan mein achhe aur bure ka sahi mishran banaya hai. Gun avgun sab mein hote hain. Mujh mein bhi the.

Tum mein bhi the par kabhi maine tumhein uska koi ehsaas nahi karaya. Main shayad tumhari vo achhi side hi dekhta raha jisse mujhe beintehaan mohabbat tha. Jis par main dil-o-jaan se marta tha.

Car se bahar nikal kar apne aapko dhoop se bachati tum ghar ki taraf badhogi aur dil hi dil mein sakht dhoop aur garmi ki apne aap se shikayat karogi. 5 hafte Delhi se bahar reh kar tum bhool chuki hogi ke in dino Delhi ka mausam kaisa rehta hai.

Garam, bahut garam.

Aur aise hi kuchh garmi shayad meri aatma ke andar bhi hai, meri rooh aur mere dil mein bhi ja basi hai. Tum meri biwi ho aur maine kabhi tumhare saath koi zyadti nahi ki. Kabhi apni aawaz tak tumhare saamne oonchi nahi ki. Us waqt bhi nahi jab tum mere saamne pagalon ki tarah chilla rahi thi ke tum talak chahti ho. Ke tum mujhse pyaad nahi karti, kabhi kiya hi nahi.

Aur tab pehli baar maine tumhari nazar mein sachchayi dekhi thi. Ab tak jo mohabbat main tumhare chehre mein dekhta tha vo toh sab dhokha tha. Tab pehle baar maine tumhari nazar mein apne liye ghrana dekhi thi.

Vo pal main kabhi chah kar bhi bhool nahi sakta.



Barq nazron ko,
Baad-e-saba chaal ko,
Aur zulf ko kaali ghata keh diya,
Meri aankhon mein sawan ki rut aayi,
Jab deeda-e-yaar ko maiqada keh diya.

Main kahan,
Jurrat-e-labkushai kahan,
Tauba tauba junoon ki ye betabiyan,
Rubaru jinke nazren bhi kabhi uthti na thi,
Unke munh par aaj unhen bewafa keh diya.

Us waqt mujhe ehsaas hua tha ke shaadi ke 7 saal tak tum jo dikha rahi thi vo sirf ek bhram tha. Tumhari asliyat toh jaise ek parde ki pichhe thi aur tum sirf biwi hone ka apna role play kar rahi thi. Aur ab achanak vo role khatam karte hue jab shayad tumhein samajh nahi aaya ke kya kaha jaaye, jab tumhare paas alfaaz ki kami ho gayi toh tum gusse mein chillane lagi thi.

Kaise tumne chilla chilla kar apne chehre se nakaab hata diya tha. Kaise tumne vo parda phaad diya tha jiske pichhe tum saat saal tak chhupi rahi.

Main tumse pyaar nahi karti. Tumse shaadi karna ek bahut badi galti thi. Please mujhe jaane do. Main yahan nahi reh sakti. Dam ghutne laga hai mera yahan.

Aur main kisi pagal goonge ki tarah khada tumhein dekh raha tha. Sadme mein sirf tumhare munh ko hilta hua dekh raha tha par usse nikalte shabd nahi sun raha tha. Main tumhari taraf badha toh tum fauran pichhe hat gayi thi, jaise mujhse koi badbu aa rahi ho.

Aur tab maine tumse kaha tha ke main tumhein jaane nahi de sakta aur na hi jaane doonga kyunki tum meri biwi ho.

Yaad hai kaise tum sardi ke dino mein chup chap mere pichhe se aakar thande haath meri kameez ke andar daal deti thi.

Tum aksar aise bachchon jaisi harkaten karti thi.

Yaad hai ek baar tum mere liye valentine's day par gift lekar aayi thi aur khamoshi se mujhe bina bataye meri desk par rakh diya tha. Aur main apne kaam mein itna magan rehta tha ke usi same desk par bethe hone ke bavajood hafton tak mujhe vo gift nazar nahi aaya. Tum intezaar karti rahi aur phir thak kar tumne khud mujhe us gift ke baare mein bataya aur mujhe khol kar dikhaya.

Tumhare pyaar se bhare us surprise ko maine poori tarah kharab kar diya tha par shayad tumhein chot maine us waqt pahunchayi jab tumhare gift kholne ke baad mere chehre par zara bhi khushi tumhein dikhayi nahi di aur main ek baar phir apne kaam mein lag gaya.

Shayad yahi sab baaten thi jinhone tumhein mujhse itni door kar diya. Shayad.
Par shaadi ke waqt tumne mujhse wada kiya tha ke tum kabhi meri kisi baat ka bura nahi manogi. Ke tumhein kabhi mere kaam ko lekar kisi baat se koi takleef nahi hogi. Maine tumhein bataya tha ke mera kaam mere liye sabse pehle hai aur meri personal life par shayad iska thoda bahut farak bhi pade.

Aur tumne fauran mujhse wada kiya tha ke mere kaam ko lekar tumhein koi pareshani nahi hogi, tum kabhi bura nahi manogi. Ke tum hamesha mujhse pyaar karti rahogi.

Kya jhooth bola tha tumne? Ya jaldbaazi mein bina soche samjhe ek wada kar diya tha jo ab tod rahi ho?

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A FACE IN THE CROWD

Ye baat sach hai ke gareeb aadmi kabhi achha ya bura nahi hota, vo sirf bhookha hota hai, apni zaroorat ka mara hota hai. Zindagi use itna waqt aur mauka hi nahi deti ke vo achhai ya burai ke baare mein soch sake.

Vo bechara to saari zindagi 2 waqt ki roti jodne mein laga rehta hai aur ek din yahi koshish karte karte duniya se faarigh ho jata hai.

Uske liye achhe ya bure ka matlab sirf itna hota hai ke jis din vo aur uske bachche 2 raat ko khana khakar soye, vo din achha tha aur jis din vo bhookhe soye, vo din bura tha. Jis din usne haskar apne bachche ki farmaish poori kar di vo achha tha aur jis din use apne bachche ka mayoos chehra dekhna pada vo din bura tha.

Jis din vo pyaar se apni biwi ke liye kuchh le aaya vo din achha tha aur jis din paise ki tangi ke chalte use apni biwi ko jhidakna pada, vo din bura tha.

Paas table par rakhi purani alarm clock ki ghanti ne use subah ke aane ka ishara kiya. Aankhen malta hua vo kuchh der tak bistar par apni jagah hi betha raha. Bahar ab bhi andhera tha aur mausam mein halki thandak. Gali mein lage lamp post ki halki halki roshni band khidki ki darar se andar aa rahi thi.

Usne ek nazar apni bagal mein so rahi biwi par daali. Aksar aise hi subah ke waqt use is baat ka andaza hota tha ke vo kitni khoobsurat hai. Warna din bhar toh vo kabhi ghar ke kaam mein phasi, kabhi pados ki aurat se behas karti hui, kabhi beti par chillati hui, kabhi khud apne pati par kilasti hui ek aam si aurat hi lagti thi.

Par aise aksar subah ke waqt jab vo yun dniya se bekhabar, chehre par sukoon liye chain ke neend mein hoti toh use apni kismat par rashk hota tha. Vo sachmuch behad khoobsurat thi.

Usne chadar ko thoda uper khinch kar uske nange jism ko dhaka aur bistar se uth betha. Kal raat ki mohabbat ke aasar ab bhi uske chehre par baaki the. Baal bikhre hue aur hontho ki laali thodi pheli hui thi par ye sab sirf uski khoobsurati mein izaafa hi kar rahi thi.

Bistar se uth kar vo kamre ke beech unke bistar ke paas hi rakhe paalne ke paas pahuncha. Paalne mein uski dedh saal ki beti apna paon ka angutha haath mein pakde neend ki aagosh mein gum thi.

Pyaar se uske sar par haath pherte vo use dekh hi raha tha ke pichhe se biwi ki aawaz aayi.

"Choodiyon ka bada shauk hai tumhari beti ko. Saara din meri choodiyon ko khinchti rehti hai"

Usne palat kar dekha. Vo bistar par bethi apne kapde pehen rahi thi.

"Achha ji. Abhi se choodiyon ka shauk?"

"Haan aur nahi toh kya" Vo bistar se uth kar uske kareeb aayi "Meri kya, pados ki auraten bhi ise uthayen toh sidha unki choodiyon par haath daalti hai"

Usne jhuk kar beti ka matha choom liya.

"Ham aaj apni beti ke liye nayi choodiyan le aayenge. Phir kisi aur ki choodi nahi khinchni padegi. Hai na beta?"

"Kaanch wali mat lana. Toot jaayegi" Vo kamre ke ek kone mein rakhe stove ki taraf badhi.

"Theek hai"

"Doodh la do. Chaai bana deti hoon"

Zindagi bas isi dharre par chal rahi thi. Usko yaad bhi nahi tha ke uski zindagi mein aakhri baar kab kuchh alag hua tha. Vo subah uthta, doodh lene jata, chaai pita aur phir kaam par nikal padta.

Saara din shehar ki hazaron laakhon ki bheed mein vo bhi dhakke khata, shaam ko thaka hara ghar aata, naha dhokar khana khata, thoda TV ko dekhta, thoda biwi ko dekhta, thoda beti ke saath khelta aur so jata.

Aur agle din phir vahi kahani dohrayi jaati.

"Ek Marlboro ka packet" Sadak ke kinare bane panwadi ke paas ek kaale rang ki mehengi aur lambi gaadi aakar ruki aur ek haath ne 500 ka note bahar nikala. Gora chitta haath, haath par mehengi ghadi, haath mein 500 ka note, anguli mein sone ki anguthi. Dekh kar hi pata chalta tha ke kisi ameer ka haath hai.

Usne ek nazar apne haath par daali.

Kaale rang ka haath jo ab dhokar bhi saaf nahi hota tha, haath ki har nas bahar ko nikli hui, mazdoori kar karke sakht ho chuki khaal. Ye ek gareeb ka haath tha, ek mazdoor ka.


PART 2

"Ye le. Aur koi galti na ho. Bharosa kar rahe hain tujh par"

Usne haan mein haan milate hue apni gardan hilayi aur kaale rang ka bag uthaya.

"Shaam ko khabar kar dena. Apne paise bhi leta jana"

Usne phir haan mein haan milayi aur haath mein bag uthaye bahar aa gaya.

Mausam ab thanda ho chala tha par dopahar ke waqt kaafi tez dhoop hoti thi. Subah aur shaam ke waqt mausam kaafi dilkash rehta tha par din mein garmi ki tapish ab bhi kaafi thi.

"Garmi bahut padti hai yahan. Sardi toh bas ab naam ko hoti hai December aur January mein. Aur dopahar mein garmi saali aisi ke khade khade insaan jal kar koyla ho jaaye"

Use ab bhi yaad tha ke jab vo pehli baar apne gaon se is shehar mein aaya tha toh uske ek dost ne use ye baat batayi thi aur agle kuchh dino mein hi use is baat ka andaz bhi ho gaya tha.

Shehar kitna alag hota hai gaon se. Gaon mein uske paas waqt hi waqt hota tha. Saara din vo apne doston ke saath kabhi yahan betha hota tha toh kabhi vahan. Kabhi vo kheton mein pade hote the toh kabhi nehar mein dubki laga rahe hote the. Vahan na kisi ka darr tha aur na kisi ki sharam.

Aur kitna sukoon tha vahan. Subah shaam mandir ki aarti poore gaon mein goonjti aur din mein 5 baar azaan ki aawaz. Aur yahan shehar mein toh use apne ghar mein kabhi kabhi khud apni biwi ki aawaz sunai nahi deti thi. Gaon mein vo raat ko 2 roti khakar niche zameen par hi chadar bichha kar so jata tha aur kya neend aati thi.

Par vo baaten ab purani ho chali thi. 15 saal purani.

Pichhle 15 saal se vo bhi is shehar ki bheed ka ek hissa ban chuka tha. Yahan ke laakhon chehron mein ek chehra uska bhi shaamil ho chuka tha aur jis chehre ko shayad uski apni biwi ke siwa koi nahi pehchanta tha.

Saara din jaane kitni nigahen uske is chehre ko chhuti thi par na kisi nigah mein apnapan, na kisi mein hamdardi aur na kisi nigah mein pehchan.

Vo toh bas is bheed ke beshumar chehron mein khud bhi ek chehra tha. Ek chehra jo apni pehchan kabki kho chuka tha, ya shayad kabhi pehchan bana hi nahi paya tha.

"Dekh ye shehar hai. Gaon se bahut alag hai. Dil lagake mehnat kar, ek din saala lambhi gaadi mein ghoomega tu bhi"

Kitna galat saabit hui thi uske dost ki kahi ye baat. Pichhle 15 saal se din raat pis raha tha, mehnat kar raha tha par sawal ab bhi bas 2 waqt ki roti ka tha.

Jab aaya tha toh khyaal ye tha ke gaon vaapis jaayega lambhi si gaadi mein, yahan ek ghar kharidega aur yahin ki kisi gori chitti ladki se shaadi karega par waqt ne ek ek karke saare khyaal galat kar diye.

Vo aaj bhi kiraye ke makaan mein tha, aaj bhi city bus mein dhakke kha raha tha aur shaadi apne gaon mein jakar hi ki thi.

Aur waqt ne uske khyaal hi nahi, kahin zindagi ki is daud bhaag mein khud use bhi galat kar diya tha.

Ab toh use yaad bhi nahi tha ke vo kab aakhri baar apne gaon gaya tha. Bas yahin ka hokar reh gaya tha. Gaon mein ek waqt tha ke vo har kisi ki madad karne ko taiyyar rehta tha. Kabhi kisi ko inkaar nahi kiya aur ab ye waqt tha ke khabar hi nahi thi ke aakhri baar kisi ki madad kab ki thi.

Ab toh aalam ye tha ke apne liye madad dhoondhne se waqt milta toh shayad kisi ki madad karta.

Bachpan mein padosi ke ghar par har Sunday shaam ko picture dekhta tha aur un picture mein negative characters, gundo ko dekh kar hamesha ye sochta ke vo bada hokar ek achha aadmi banega.

"Kya hota kya hai achha aadmi" Ab zindagi ka sabse bada sawal ye ban gaya tha.

Jo apne pariwaar ka khyaal rakhe, uni zaroorat ko poora kar sake kya vo achha aadmi hota hai?

Ya jo society samaj ki ummeedon par khara utre vo achha aadmi hota hai?

Ya jo bhagwan ke raaste par chale vo achha aadmi hota hai?

Agar bhagwan mein achhai hai toh kya jo bhagwan ke naam par doosron ko maarte hain vo achhe aadmi hain?

Agar samaj ke saath chalne mein achhai hai toh kya jo samaj ke naam par apne bachchon ko isliye maar dete hain ke unhone dharam jaat ke bahar shaadi ki, kya vo achhe aadmi hain?

Aur agar pariwaar sabse pehle hai toh kya apni aur apne pariwaar ki zaroorat ko poora karne ke liye saara din doosron ka gala kaatne wale log, sarkardi daftaron mein rishwat lete babu aur na jaane aise kitne log, kya vo achhe aadmi hain?

Kya hota kya hai sala achha aadmi?

Part 3

"Dekh kaam sidha hai aur aasan hai aur paisa achha hai' Uske dost ne usko bataya tha

"Main kar nahi paoonga yaar" Usne hichakte hue kaha tha

"Arrey kaun sa rocket udana hai tune jo kar nahi paayega"

"Yaar magar"

"Dekh soch le. Maan ke pet se koi kuchh seekh kar nahi aata. Sab yahin aakar seekhte hain. Tu bhi seekh jaayega"

Aur aaj uska kaam par pehla din tha. Apne saare usool, saare iraade toh vo jaane kabke kho chuka tha, bhool chuka tha magar phir bhi kaam par pehla din har kisi ka mushkil hota hai.

"Yaar kabhi kabhi dil karta hai ke mauka mile toh apne desh ke liye sala kuchh karen. Kitna sardardi hai idhar. Dil karta hai ke ham bhi kuchh aisa karen jisse logo ka bhala ho, desh ki tarakki ho"

Vo aksar kaha karta tha aur jab kehta tha toh aisa kuchh karne ka irada bhi rakhta tha par ye sab waqt ke saath kabka badal chuka tha. Ab apne liye karne se fursat mile toh desh ka khyaal aaye.

Vo kabhi bhi dhaarmik ya mazhabhi kism ka nahi tha par uper wale mein uska poora yakeen tha. Kabhi koi bhi kaam karne se pehle yahi sochta tha ke uper wale ki nazron mein ye kaam sahi hoga ya galat. Koi bhi kaam shuru karta toh uperwale ka naam zaroor leta par aaj soch raha tha ke uperwale ka naam le ya nahi. Is bhaag daud mein us bananewale ko toh vo kabka bhool chuka tha.

Par phir bhi vo aaj vahan tha jahan hai. Uski zaroorat use aaj is darwaze tak bhi le aayi thi.

Part 4

Pasine ki boondein uske maathe se hoti uske chehre ko gila kar rahi thi. Chehra kya vo poora hi pasine mein nahaya hua tha. Dopahar sar par thi aur aaj toh garmi ne jaise hadh hi kar di thi.

"Choodi laal rang ki laaiyega. Vo zyada pasand hai aapki beti sahiba ko" Uski biwi ne use ghar se nikalte hue kaha tha.

Choodi bazar kehne ko toh ek lambi si gali hi tha par saara din yahan itni bheed hoti thi ke insaan ka dam ghut jaaye. Kabhi kisi zamane mein yahan sirf choodiyan mila karti thi par guzarte waqt ke saath dheere dheere yahan bikne wali cheezon ki variety mein bhi izaafa ho gaya tha.

Har tarah ka sasta maal yahan mil jaata tha aur isi vajah se yahan poora din chehal pehal rehti thi. Par ab bhi yahan ki khaasiyat yahan bikne wali choodiyan hi thi.

Choodiyon ke saath saath ek aur cheez thi jiski yahan full variety maujood thi aur vo thi auraten.

Agar auraton ko classify kiya jata toh shuru karne ke liye ye ek achhhi jagah thi kyunki yahan har umar ki, har size ki, har dharam ki aurat mil sakti thi.

Vo ek pal ke liye khada sochta raha aur phir bheed mein ghusta hua choodiyon ki dukaan dekhta hua aage badhne laga.

Vo shayad zindagi mein isse zyada kabhi confuse bhi kabhi nahi hua tha.

Bheed bahut zyada thi aur usse kahin zyada thi garmi aur usse bhi zyada insaan ki shareer se uthti gandh. Uska dil chah raha tha ke vo fauran us jagah se nikal jaaye par jis kaam ke liye aaya tha vo toh karna hi tha. Ab palat kar jaana bevakoofi thi aur uske liye ab dair bhi ho chuki thi.

Badi mushkil se aur kaafi der baad use ek dukaan mein kuchh chhodiyan pasand aayi.

Choodi lekar kuchh der baad vo choodi bazaar se bahar nikla aur bus stand par aakar khada ho gaya. Phir kuchh soch kar vo paidal hi aage ko chal pada. Haathon mein laal rang ki chhoti chhoti choodiyan thi. Aur vahan bazar mein jaane aur bhi kitni chhoti chhoti bachchiyan apne liye choodiyan pasand kar rahi thi.

Kaun hota kaun hai achha aadmi?

Kya vo achha aadmi hai jo apne bachche ka pet bharne ke liye doosre ke bachche ke munh se niwala chheen le? Ya vo achha aadmi hai jo doosre ke bachche se niwala na chheene aur apne bachche ko bhookha sula de?

Sadak ke kinare khadi ek gaadi ke bahar lage rear view mirror mein usne apni shakal dekhi par faisla nahi kar saka ke ab vo shakal ek achhe aadmi ki thi ya ek bure aadmi ki.

Kya aaj vo shakal ke aadmi ki shakal bhi thi?

Shayad nahi. Aaine mein jo nazar aa raha tha vo toh bas ek chehra tha. Hazaron ki bheed mein khoya ek chehra.Na achha na bura, thoda achha thoda bura ek chehra.

Aur aise chehron ki koi kami thode hi hai shehar mein. Zindagi aur waqt ki maar pade toh har chehra aisa hi dikhega jaisa aaj uska tha.

Chalte hue use kitni der ho chuki thi iska use andaza na hota agar uske phone ki ghanti na bajti toh. Jeb se usne apna purana sa mobile phone nikala.

"Hello" Call ek anjaan landline number se thi.

"Main bol rahi hoon" Aawaz uski biwi ki thi.

"Haan bolo"

"Main ye keh rahi thi ke aap choodiyan mat kharidna"

"Kyun?" Usne puchha "Maine toh le li"

"Achha le li aapne? Vo main pados ki kuchh auraton ke saath choodi bazar aayi thi toh main soch rahi thi ke aapko mana kar doon. Main khud hi le leti choodiyan. Aur yahan aapki bitiya rani ko pehna kar size ka bhi sahi pata chal jata"

"Tum choodi bazar mein ho?" Uske pairon ke neeche se jaise zameen khisak gayi.

Ek saath 3 cheezen nazar ke saamne ghoom gayi.

Uski biwi ka chehra.

Uski beti ka chehra.

Aur vo kaale rang ka bag jo vo choodi bazaar mein chhod kar aaya tha.

Isse pehle ke uski biwi ka jawab aata, phone par ek oonchi dhamake jaisi aawaz sunai di aur line kat gayi


KUCHH BHI NAHIN ....

Dil mein ab dard-e-mohabbat ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi,
Zindagi meri ab teri chahat ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi.........

Dulhan ke jode mein saji vo bala ki khoobsurat lag rahi hai. Aur sach kahun toh mera ye kehna hi jaise ek gunah jaisa hai, uske saath meri na-insafi hai. Kehna toh ye chahiye ke uske tann par saj kar vo Dulhan ka joda bahut khoobsurat lag raha hai. Ek mamuli laal rang ka kapda aaj uska perhan bankar besh-keemti ho gaya hai.

Ab toh jaise yaad bhi ke main kabse use chahta hoon, kabse use paane ki tamanna dil mein liye hue hoon.

Jahan tak yaad ki had jaati hai, vahan tak bas ek uski hi soorat nazar aati hai. Zindagi shuru uske daman se hoti hai is khwahish ke saath ke aakhri hichki bhi uske baahon mein aaye aur kafan bhi uska daman bane.

"Tum hamesha mere saath kyun khelte ho?"

Bachpan mein jab vo masoomiyat se ye sawal kiya karti thi toh mujhse jawab dete nahi banta tha. Sach toh ye tha ke uske sawal ka jawab mere paas tha hi nahi. Us chhote se masoom ladke ko khud hi ye kahan pata tha ke vo kyun har pal us masoom chehre ko takta rehta hai.

Kyun be-ikhteyaar us masoom si gudiya ke paas chala aata hai aur kyun uske gudde gudiya ke khel mein shaamil rehta hai.

"Tu ladki ho gaya hai, gudiya se khelta hai. Ham tere saath nahi khelenge"

Doston ke mazak banane ka silsila bachpan mein hi shuru ho gaya tha. Aur vo silsila jo shuru hua toh phir kabhi khatam hua hi nahi, chalta hi raha aur uske saath chalta raha meri deewangi ka silsila. Bachpan jawani mein tabdeel hua toh ye samajh to aa gaya ke main kyun har pal uske saath ki khwahish, uski nazdeeki ki talab rakhta hoon par dil se vo kasak kabhi gayi nahi.

Uski chahat rag rag mein lahoo bankar daudti rahi aur uski shakal ek tasveer
bankar mere kamre ki deewar ke saath meri nazron se hoti meri rooh mein ja basi.

"Jab ham bade honge to main tumse shaadi kar loonga phir ham hamesha saath mein gudiya se khela karenge"

** saal ki umar mein mere lab se nikle vo alfaaz kab ek khwaab bankar aankhon mein ja base jaise khabar hi nahi hui. Gudde gudiya ka khel toh khatam ho gaya par us waqt kahe gaye chand alfaaz ek wada bankar ham dono ko jod gaye, hamare dilon ko jod gaye, dhadkan ko jod gaye.

Main teri barah-gah-e-naaz mein kya pesh karun,
Meri jholi mein mohabbat ke siwaa kuchh bhi nahin ......

"Kya kar sakte ho mere liye?"

Usne masoomiyat se ek baar jo sawal kiya toh lafz jaise kam pad gaye ye batane ke liye ke main uske liye kya kuchh karna chahta hoon. Samajh hi nahi aaya ke kahan se shuru karun aur kahan khatam. Kaise un cheezon ki fehrist banaoon jo main uske supurd karna chahta hoon.

Kabhi haath uth gaye falak ki taraf ye ishara karte hue ke vo kahe toh aaftab ki roshni uske gaalon mein bhar doon, Mehtaab ki chandni uske aanchal mein samet laoon, siyaah raat ki siyahi uski aankhon ke dore bana doon aur laal sehar ki laali uske labon par saja doon. Toh kabhi yun khwahish hui ke seena cheer kar dil uske
hawale kar doon.

Kabhi chaha ke uske pairon tale har phool saja doon toh kabhi khud phool banar uski kadam-bosi kar loon.

Teri mehfil se jo uthoon toh bata phir kahan jaoon,
Mera kaam teri ibadat ke siwa kuchh bhi nahin ......

Bas adde ke paas Kallu ki chaai ki dukaan aaj bhi vahin hain. Vo 2 kursiyan aur ek mez usi saleeke se rakhi hui hai jis saleeke se vo kabhi hamare intezaar mein hoti thi.

"Pareshaan karne ko bulaya hai mujhe yahan? chhed rahe ho, bhaag jao ....."

Ada se ithlake vo uska mujhse vo shikayat karna aur us gile shikve mein chhupi vo masoomiyat baar baar mujhe is baat ke liye majboor karti ke main aage badhkar uska matha choom loon, uske haath thaam loon aur phir bayan karun, bataoon use, ke main kis qadar use ishq mein fana hoon. Bataoon ke main kyunkar be- ikhtiyaar sa uski ek jhalak paane ko dil thaame uski raah mein mutazir rehta hoon.

Samjhaoon use ke uske vajood se mera vajood qayam hai aur jo vo nahi toh meri shakhsiyat ka koi matlab nahi. Ke meri har sehar uske tazkire se shuru hoti hai aur shaam tak ka mera safar uski aawaz sunne ki beqarari mein guzarta hai.

Aey khuda mujhse na le mere gunahon ka hisaab,
mere paas ashq-e-nadamat ke sivaa kuchh bhi nahi ....

Har taraf rang birange kapde pehne, saje dhaje log khushiyan mana rahe the. Kuchh uske apne the aur kuchh yun hi bulaave par uski khushi mein shaamil hone aa gaye the.

Aaj uski shaadi thi aur dulhan bani kisi gudiya ki tarah saji hui vo majlis ke theek beech mein bethi thi. Log aa rahe the aur uske saamne apna laya tohfa rakh kar uski us mubarak din ki mubarakbaad de rahe the aur uski aane wali zindagi ke liye dua.

Aaj usko dekh kar ye ehsaas hua ke laal rang uspar bahut fabta tha. Jaane kaise itne lambe arse mein is baat se main poori tarah gaafil raha. Kya is liye ke usne kabhi mere saath mere saamne laal rang pehna nahi ya isliye ke mujhe har rang mein vo is qadar haseen lagti thi ke har rang ki rangat meri nazar se poshida rahi, be-asar rahi.

Aur phir ehsaas hua ke laal rang uspar kitna fab raha hai. Kya isliye ke is laal rang mein kuchh khwabon ka khoon shaamil hai, ke ye laal rang kuchh bekaar ummeedon ki ashqon mein bheega hua hai, ke ye laal rang apne aap mein kuchh wadon ka ka janaza samete hue hai.

Haath mein phoolon ka ek guldasta liye main khamoshi se uski taraf badha. Meri shakhsiyat se vahan har koi anjaan tha. Us logon ke hujoom mein jaisa mera hona ya na hona ek barabar hi tha.

"Tu chahe bhi toh kya de sakta hai usko yaar. Kya hai kya tere paas"

Mere ek dost ne ek baar mujhe samjhane ki koshish ki thi. Aur naseeb ka khel dekhiye, aaj uski zindagi ke sabse bade din bhi mere paas use dene ko kuchh bhi nahi. Aaj main uski khushi mein shareek hone ko aaya bhi toh haath mein kuchh subah ke murjhaye phool liye.

Khuda se kahun, tujhse kahun ya khud hi dil ko samjha loon,
Lab pe mere ab ek shikayat ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi ......

Kamal ki baat hai. Jab bhi main uske kareeb hota tha toh dil ki dhadkan jaane kyun apne aap badh jaati thi. Uske chehre ki ek jhalak, uski saans ki garmi, uske jism ki khushbu aur uske haathon ki narmi, kuch aisi kashish, kuchh aisi taaseer thi uski ke dil bekaabu hokar deewanagar sa dhadakne lagta tha.

Aaj phir vaisa hi kuchh aalam hai. Ab is nadan dil ko kaise samjhaoon ke aaj vo meri nahi, ke aaj vo kisi aur ki aur ho rahi hai. Kaise is deewane se kahun ke aaj yun phir tezi se dhadak kar kuchh haasil nahi hoga. Ke aaj toh ise dhadkan se kinara kar lena chahiye aur mujhse is bekaar zindagi se nijaat dila deni hahiye.

Haath mein guldasta lekar main uske kareeb aaya aur use dene ke liye aage ko jhuka. Nazar utha kar usne shukriya kehne ke liye meri taraf dekha toh khabar hui ke door se nazar aati uski vo khoobsurati toh mehaz ek bharam thi. Us shaam pehli baar mujh par uski aankhon ki veerani, uske chehre ki vehshat zaahir hui.

Khabar hui ke vo toh aaj phir vahi gudde gudiya ka khel khel rahi hai bas aaj gudiya ki jagah usne khud ko betha liya. Jism hai, rangat hai, perhan hai, zevar hai par kisi gudiya ki tarah hi ye sab hone ke baad bhi kuchh nahi hai kyunki jism mein jaan nahi hai.

Haan, uski aankhon ne mujh par zaahir kiya ke vo toh bas ek murda laash ki tarah vahan bethi nakli hasi has rahi thi, muskura rahi thi.

Main aaj phir khada hoon tere huzoor mein tera mureed hokar,
Mere aankhon mein is haqeeat ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi ......

Lakh mere chehre par naqab sahi, nakli daadi moonchh sahi. Lakh maine koshish ki thi bhes badalne ki taaki uski shaadi mein mujhe koi pehchan na sake par uski nazar dhokha kaise kha sakti thi. Uski nazar meri nazar se mili aur ek pal mein ye pegham mujh tak pahunch gaya ke usne mujhe pehchan liya hai.

Aaj phir mujhe saamne dekh kar vo muskurayi aur mujhe laga jaise mera sab kuchh lut gaya ho. Kahan gayi vo muskurahat, vo hasi jise pakar main kabhi ithlata phirta tha. Kahan gayi vo hasi jo kabhi mujhe poora karti thi. Kahan gayi vo hasi jise pakar main sab kuchh pa leta tha. Vo hasi jiske baad mujhe kisi aur cheez ki zaroorat hi nahi padti thi.

Apne honthon par aap is pakeeza hasi ko yun hi sajaye rakhna,
Meri daulat is muskurahat ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi ......

Aur phir mere haath mein thame phool chhut kar uski jholi mein ja gire aur numaya hui un phoolon ke pichhe chhupi revolver. Vo revolver jis mein sirf 2 hi goliyan maujood thi. Vo revolver jise main phoolon ki aad mein ab tak apne aath mein thaame hue tha.

Ham dono par ab bhi kisi ki nazar nahi hai. Sab apne aap mein magan hain aur ham dono jaise un sabse bekhabar, duniya se paraye hokar ek doosre ki nazar mein nazar daale ek doosre ko dekh rahe hain. Vo kabhi meri taraf toh kabhi mere haath mein thami revolver ki taraf dekh rahi hai. Aur haan vo ab muskura rahi hai.

Phir vahi muskurahat jo main dekhna chahta tha. Uski hasi ab phir laut aayi hai.

Usne muskura kar apni aankhen moond li jaise aaj phir ek baar apne aapko mere supurd kar rahi ho. Maine apne haath mein thami revolver par ek nazar daali aur phir ek nazar usko dekha.

Uske munh se kuchh safed cheez si nikal rahi hai, ek safed jhaag. Uski rangat jo ab tak peeli thi, ab safed hoti ja rahi hai.

Aur phir neeche bethi bethi vo ek taraf nidhal hokar gir padi.

Vo to aaj mar kar hamein mil hi gayi raahat varana,
Zindagi ranj-o-museebat ke sivaa kuchh bhi nahin.......

Sab log ab uske chaaron taraf khade hue hain. Khushi ka aalam ab cheekh pukaar mein tabdeel ho gaya hai.

Kisi ka dhyaan ab bhi meri taraf nahi hai aur na hi meri nazar un par. Main toh apne haath mein thaami us revolver ko dekh raha hoon jiska rukh meri taraf hai. Jis mein ab bhi 2 goliyaan maujood hain par zaroorat ab sirf ek ki hai.

Dil mein ab dard-e-mohabbat ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi,
Zindagi meri ab teri chahat ke siwa kuchh bhi nahi........


DERA--
---A Horror Story!

Off Season ki vajah se us chhote si jagah par tourist ke naam par shayad ek ham hi the.

"Season ke time par yahan tourist vagerah kaise rehte hain?" Maine chaai rakhne aaye hotel ke caretaker se puchha.

"Us waqt toh ye poora bhara hota hai Sahib" Vo chaai ki tray table par rakhta hua bola "Aap log abhi off season mein aaye hain isliye koi khaali pada hai"

"Aap rehne dijiye, main bana loongi" Vo chaai cups mein daalne laga toh aage badhkar meri biwi ne use rok diya.

"Kahan se aaye hain aap log?"

"Delhi se" Mere se pehle Mukesh ne jawab diya

"Season ke time par aana chahiye the aapko Sahib. Dil lagta hai yahan par" Caretaker ne jawab diya "Mela sa lag jata hai"

"Garmiyon mein?" Meri biwi Sandhya ne chaai ka ek cup meri taraf badhate hue puchha.

"Nahi Sardiyon mein" Ham baaten kar hi rahe the toh vo buddha vahin ek chair par hamare saath hi beth gaya "Vaise toh garmiyon mein bhi log aate hain yahan par, garmi se bachne ke liye, par zyada bheed December aur January ke mahine mein hoti hai"

"Us waqt toh kaafi sardi hoti hogi yahan?" Maine puchha.

"Haan full sardi hoti hai. Jamke baraf padti hai. 0 se neeche hi rehta hai temperature" Caretaker ne jawab diya.

"Phir bhi log aate hain?" Sandhya boli.

"Skii karne aate honge?" Maine guess kiya.

"Ji haan" Caretaker bola "2 mahine jamke skii hoti hai. Sab hotels bhare rehte hain. Aane se pehle advance mein booking karani padti hai varna rukne ko jagah nahi milti."

"Aur garmiyon mein? Mukesh ne puchha

"Garmi mein bhi khaasi bheed rehti hai par aap log abhi barsaat ke mausam mein aaye hain toh khaali pada hai. Abhi yahan baarish hi itni hoti hai. Roz pani barasta hai toh aise mein kahin ghoom phir bhi nahi sakte"

"Sahi baat hai" Maine haami bhari

"Vaise aap log TV wale hain kya?" Caretaker ne sawal kiya. Main samajh gaya ke usne hamara bada sa camera dekh liya hoga isliye puchh raha tha.

Main aur Mukesh dono hi National Geographic ke liye kaam karte the. Main hindustan mein paaye jaane wale alag alag kism ke insects aur bugs par ek documentary bana raha tha aur Mukesh mera camera man tha.

"Toh aap log yahan keede makode dhoondhne aaye hain?" Buddhe ne puchha toh Sandhya has padi.

"Ji haan" Maine jawab diya "Idhar Barish zyada padne ki vajah se jungle kaafi hara bhara rehta hai jiski vajah se insects ki kai prajatiyan is ilaake mein paayi jaati hain. Aur abhi barsaat ke mausam mein sab keede makode zameen se bahar aa jaate hain toh isliye dhoondhne mein bhi aasani rehti hai" Maine use samjhate hue kaha.

"Chaliye achha hai" Vo khada hote hue bola "Mere layak koi sewa ho toh zaroor bataiyega"

Main ye documentary pichhle 1 saal se bana raha tha aur ab ye final stage mein thi. Mera kaam aisa tha ke zyadatar waqt main camera uthaye yahan vahan Ghoomta rehta tha. Ab aise mein agar Sandhya ko ghar chhod kar jaya
karta toh saal ke 10 mahine vo ghar par akeli guzarti isliye main usko jahan jata apne saath hi le jata. Is tarah se mera kaam ho jata tha aur uska ghoomna phirna.

Is ilaake ke pahadi jungles mein reptiles aur insects ki kai aisi prajatiyan milti thi duniya bhar mein kahin aur nahi milti thi aur ye sab sirf barsaat ke mausam mein zameen se bahar nikalte the. Main pichhle 6 mahine se intezaar kar raha tha ke baarish shuru ho aur main yahan aakar apni documentary poori kar sakun.

Jahan ham ruke hue the vo ek bahut chhota sa gaon tha. Gharon se zyada hotels bane hue the jiski vajah yahan ke skii slopes the. 20-30 gharon ke is gaon mein is waqt hamare siwa tourits ke naam par aur koi nahi tha jo mere kaam karne ke liye bahut munasib tha. Akele mein shanti se aaram kar sakte the varna agar zyada log bhare hon toh janwar chhupe rehte hain, bahar nahi aate.

Us waqt ham hotel ke saamne aag jalaye bethe chaai pi rahe he. Saara din halki halki baarish hoti rahi thi jiski vajah se mausam mein thandak , i. Caretaker ne hamen bataya tha ke season ke time par hotel mein poora staff hota hai par off season mein vo akela hi dekh bhaal karta hai.



"Ek baat bataiye Baba" Caretaker ja hi raha tha ke Sandhya bol padi "Vo udhar pahadi ke uper chhota sa mandir type jo bana hua hai, vo kya hai?"

Uske sawal karte hi Buddhe ke chehre ke bhaav badal gaye.

"Aap logon se meri vinti hai ke us taraf na jaayen" Usne rukte hue kaha.

"Kyun aisa kya hai" Maine puchha

"Dera hai vo, bhooton ka. Buri aatmayen basti hain vahan"

Main ummeed kar raha tha ke vo kisi Junglee janwar ke khatre ke baare mein kahega par uski baat sunkar meri hasi chhut padi.

"Kya?" Maine haste hue puchha

"Ji haan. Jaan ka khatra hai udhar jaane mein" Uska chehra dekhne se lag raha tha ke jo keh raha tha, us baare mein bahut serious tha.

"Kisse khatra hai? Bhoot se?" Mukesh bhi hasi mein mera saath deta hua bola.

"Hasiye Sahab" Buddha hamen dekh kar muskurata hua bola "Par aapke maanne na jhutlane se sach toh badal nahi jaayega"

"Aur sach ye hai ke vahan bhoot baste hain?" Is baar Sandhya ne puchha

"Aaj se nahi bahut pehle se. Gaon wale jaate tak nahi us taraf aur isi vajah se us pahadi par chadhne ke saare raaste bhi band hain" Vo phir se kursi lekar beth gaya.

"Sounds like an interesting story. Aur kyun nahi jaate log us taraf?" Maine puchha
"Bataya toh, Ek buri aatma ka dera hai vo"

"Abhi toh aapne kaha tha ke bhooton aur aatmaon aur ab aap keh rahe hain sirf Ek aatma basti hai vahan?" Mukesh ne baat pakdi.

"Chhodiye na sahab. Buddhe na kaha "Main kuchh bataoonga, aap log hasenge aur meri hasi udayenge"

"Arre bataiye na. Hasenge nahi wada hai" Sandhya ne kaha.

"Par aap manenge bhi toh nahi" Buddhe ne kaha

"Hamare maan lene ya inkaar karne se kya hota hai Baba. 4 din ke mehmaan hain ham yahan. Ek kahani samajh kar suna dijiye. Bethe bethe waqt hi guzar jaayega"

"Acchi baat hai" Jis tarah se buddha betha hamse baat kar raha tha usse zahir tha ke uske paas bhi karne ko kuchh aur nahi tha aur hamse baat karke uska bhi time pass ho raha tha "Bahut purani baat hai. Kai sau saal pehle"

"Kai sau saal pehle? Itna purana hai vo mandir?" Maine puchha

"Mandir nahi hai vo Sahab" Buddne ne batana shuru kiya "Ab toh khaur kuchh bhi nahi hai par pehle ghar tha"

"Kiska?"

"Koi jadugarni thi kehte hain ya chudail keh lijiye. Vahan us pahadi par us ghar mein rehti thi, gaon se alag"

"Khud se alag rehti thi ya gaon walon ne alag kar diya tha?"

"Ab kaun jaane sahib. Purani baaten hain, haqeeat mein kaisa tha kaun jaane" Buddhe ne jawab diya "Par jo bhi tha, gaon wale idhar in pahadiyon mein rehte the aur vo udhar us parli pahadi par akeli rehti thi"

"Hmmm" Maine kaha "Phir?"

"Gaon ka koi usse baat nahi karta tha, sab darte the usse. Itna darte the ke us pahadi ke aas paas koi bhi koi nahi jata tha"

"Aisa kyun? Itna darr kisliye?" Sandha boli

"Ab ye toh nahi pata ke usne aisa kya kiya tha ke log darne lage par kehte hain ke koi din ki roshni mein bhi us taraf nahi jata tha. Log maante the ke vo koi kala jadu kar degi jisse unke maveshi mar jaayenge, ya unki fasal sookh jaayegi vagerah vagerah"

"Hmmmmm. Phir?" Maine puchha

"Aur phir ek baar aisa hua ke gaon se ladkiyan gayab honi shuri ho gayi. Jawan ladkiyan, zyadatar kam umar ki bachchiyan" Buddha kehta raha


"Gayab bole toh?" Mukesh ne sawal kiya

"Gayab matlab subah ghar se nikli toh phir aayi hi nahi. Ya raat ko ghar mein sabke saath soyi par subah gayab mili. Aise ek ek karke kai ladkiyan gaon se gayab hui. Poore gaon mein halla mach gaya. Bahut talash hui par kisi bachchi ka koi naam nishan nahi mila"

"Interesting. Phir?"

"Phir jaisa ke hota hai, jaan par bane toh cheeti bhi palat kar kaatne ko aati hai. Aisa hi gaon walo ke saath hua. Jab bachchiyon ka koi pata nahi chala toh zahir tha ke sabka shak kis taraf jata"

"Us jadugarni ki taraf" sandhya ne kaha.

"Bilkul" Caretaker ne haami bhari "Poore gaon mein baaten phelne lagi ke in sabke pichhe uska hi haath hai. Ab vo toh gaon mein aati nahi thi isliye gaon ke sab log himmat karke ek din uske dere pe gaye, puchhne ke liye"

"Phir?

"Vahan pahunche toh nazar kuchh aur hi dekhne ko mila jisse sab hairan reh gaye.

"Kya dekha?" Maine puchha

"Poore gaon ko pata tha ke vo dikhne mein bahut badsurat thi aur kaafi buddhi bhi thi. Jis kisi ne use dekha tha, use dekh kar darr hi gaya tha. Par us din jab gaon wale vahan pahunche, toh jo saamne aayi vo ek haseen aurat thi"

"Thats interesting. Phir kya hua?"

"Gaon wale hairan reh gaye. Khair, jo puchne vahan gaye the vo puchha par usne kisi bhi ladki ki koi bhi jaankari hone se inkaar kar diya. Ab uske munh par use lalkarne ki kisi ki himmat toh thi nahi isliye uska jawab sunkar vaapis aa gaye par dil mein shak beth gaye the. Gaon se jawab bachchiyan gayab ho rahi thi aur dere wali
jadugarni buddhi badsurat se jawan khoobsurat ho rahi thi. Gaon walo ne 2 aur 2 mila kar 4 banaya aur yahan ke Raja ke yahan shikayat kar di"

"Phir Raja aaya?" Maine puchha

"Nahi vo toh nahi aaya par usne apne kuchh sipahi bheje. Vo log us jadugarni ke dere pe gaye par kuchh bhi nahi mila. Khaali haath vaapis aa gaye"

"Vo bach gayi?"

"Haan us waqt toh kuchh mila nahi isliye bach hi gayi par gaon walon ka shak sahi nikla aur ek din use range haath pakad liya"

"Vo kaise?" Ham teeno bade dhyaaan se bethe uski kahani ko kaan laga kar sun rahe the.

"Ab hua yoon ke us chudail ka sidhe paon ka angutha nahi tha" Buddhe na kaha.

"Matlab?"

"Matlab uske daayen paon mein sirf 4 anguliyan thi, angutha nahi tha" Caretaker ne jawab diya.

"Kyun?" Sandhya ne bevakoofana sa sawal kiya.

"Ab kyun kise pata. Kat kata gayi hogi" Buddhe ne haath hilate hue kaha.

"Phir?"

"Yaad hai purane zamane mein ghar ki deewaron par ya toh geeli mitti phirate the ya gobar lep diya karte the?"

"Haan purane zamane mein kyun ab bhi dehaat mein bahut gaon hain jahan aisa karte hain" Mukesh beech mein bol pada.

"Haan toh hua yoon ke ek ghar se phir ek bachchi ek raat gayab ho gayi. Raat soyi apne bistar par par subah nahi mili. Gaon mein halla mach gaya. Poora gaon jiski bachchi khoyi thi uske yahan ikattha ho gaya. Kismet se usne sone se pehle raat ko apne ghar ki deewaron aur zameen par gobar ya mitti kisi ek cheez ka lep lagaya tha."

"Ok" Maine kaha "Usse kya hua?"

"Hua ye ke lep karne ne baad ghar ke log apne apne bistar mein ghus gaye taaki jab subah tak uthen toh lep sookh jaaye. Chala phir koi nahi. Par subah neeche geeli mittin mein kisi ke pairon ke nishan the" Buddhe ne samjhaya.

"Let me guess" Mukesh beech mein bola "Un pairon ke nishan mein daayen paon ke anguthe ka nishan nahi tha?"


"Bilkul" Buddhe ne kaha "Gaon wale samajh gaye ke raat mein aakar Dere wali Chudail bachchi ko le gayi"

"Interesting. Phir?"

"Phir kya tha. Jahan pehle log dare sehme rehte the, vahin jab apne ghar ki bachchiyon par baat aayi toh sab bhadak gaye. Laathiyan aur talwaren uthakar chadh gaye pahadi par"

"Mili vo?" Sandhya ne puchha

"Kaun bachchi?" Buddhe ne puchha

"Haan. Aur vo jaadugarni"

"Haan dono hi mile. Ek zinda aur ek murda. Vo Dere wali jaadugarni zinda mili aur bachchi murda"

"Jaadugarni ko gaon walo ne maar diya hoga" Maine kaha

"Haan gaon mein lakar jala diya zinda. Baad mein jab ek baar phir uske dere par jakar talashi li gayi toh baaki ki ladkiyan bhi uske ghar ke picche neeche zameen mein dafan mili. Aur jaante hain sabse hairat wali baat kya thi?"

"Kya?" Sandhya ne puchha

"Har bachchi ke shareer se koi na koi ang gayab tha. Kisi ki aankh, kisi ke daant toh kisi ka kuchh" Buddhe ne bataya.

"Hmmm. Toh budhiya bachchiyon ko markar khud jawan hoti ja rahi thi?" Maine puchha

"Haan kehte hain ke vo har ladki ke shareer se koi ang nikal kar apne shareer mein laga leti thi ya us ang ko aag mein jala kar kala jaadu karti thi jisse uske apne shareer ka vahi ang jawan ho jata tha. Jo kuchh bhi tha, gaon walon ne us raat usko zinda jala kar maar diya"

"Toh ab logon ka maanna hai ke uska bhoot basta hai vahan?"

"Ji haan. Kehte hain ke vo marne se pehle keh gayi thi ke vo hamesha hamesha yahin rahegi aur usko koi nahi maar sakta. Aur log maante hain ke aaj bhi vo pahadi par bana ghar uski aatma ka dera hai. Vo ab bhi rehti hai vahin" Buddhe ne bataya.

"Aur aap maante hain ye sab?" Sandhya ne sawal kiya.

"Bibi ji. Main apne saamne saamne kam se kam 10 logon ko marte dekh chuka hoon aur sabki laash us pahadi ke aas paas hi mili hai" Buddha bola

"Aur aapko lagta hai ke ye us aatma ka kaam hai?"

"Haan bilkul" Budhhe ne haami bhari "Jab vo chudail zinda thi toh logon ke shareer ke ang nikalti thi. Jiske shareer ka jo hissa pasand aa jaaye vo apne mein laga leti thi. Kisi ke baal pasand aaye toh baal le liye, kisi ki aankh pasand aayi toh aankh le li vagerah vagerah. Aur vo ab bhi vaisa hi kar rahi hai. Us pahadi par agar koi
jata hai toh vo ab us insaan ki aatma ko nikal kar apne paas qaid rakhti hai"

"And let me guess" Mukesh ne kaha "Aap jo ye 10 maut apne saamne ki baa rahe hain, inke shareer ka bhi koi hissa gayab tha?"

"Ji haan. Ab vo toh mar chuki hai, isliye doosron ke shareer ke hisso se apne liye shareer bana kar usmein rehti hai manhoos"

Uske baad thodi der ke liye khamoshi chha gayi. Buddha kahani khatam karke shayad hamare agle sawal ka intezaar kar raha tha aur ham intezaar kar rahe the ke vo jaaye aur ham uski hasi uda saken.

"Isliye ab hamne vo pahadi band kar rakhi hai" Thodi der baad buddha bola "Vo khadi pahadi hai isliye kahin aur se toh uspar koi chadh hi nahi sakta. Uper tak jaane ke liye purani si tooti phooti sidhiyan bani hain jispar 12 mahine ham pehra laga kar rakhte hain ke koi chadhe nahi. Season ke time par tourist logon ko udhar jaane se rokte hain. Sidhiyon se thoda door ek aadmi hamesha rehta hai jo kisi ko bhi udhar jaane se rokta hai"

"Par aaj hamen toh koi dikhai nahi diya" Maine kaha.

"Filhal tourish koi hai nahi isliye aadmi nahi hoga aur gaon wale toh vaise hi nahi jaate us taraf" Buddhe ne kaha aur uthkar chal diya.

"Ek baat bataiye sahab, aap us pahadi ki taraf toh nahi gaye na aaj?" jaate jaate usne hamse puchha.

"Nahi" Maine saaf jhooth bol diya. Sach toh ye tha ke ham us pahad kya uske uper bane dere tak chadh kar aaye the.

"Aur meharbani karke jaaiyega bhi mat" Buddhe ne hamse vinti ki aur chala gaya.

"What do you think of the story?" Raat ko sote hue Sandhya ne mujhse sawal kiya

"Whats there to think of it. Bakwaas baaten hain" Maine jawab diya

"Hmmm" Sandhya ne haami bhari.

"I mean come on yaar. Simple sa logic hai. Hamare shareer mein bhi toh ek aatma hai toh aisa kaise ho sakta hai ke ek bahar ki aatma hamen maar de ya hamare shareer mein ghus jaaye? Hamari aatma us waqt kya tel lene gayi hoti hai? Why cant our own aatma defend its body?" Main bola.

"Maine kahin suna tha ke aatma mein bhi strong weak wala funda hota hai" Sandhya boli " Ke strong wali aatma weak wali aatma ko dabati hai"

"Come on yaar. Aadmi ko kya marte hi darane aur maarne ya khoon pine ki bimari ho jaati hai ke aatma bante hi he goes on a killing rampage?"

"Point" Sandhya boli "Vaise maine ye bhi suna hai ke bure logon ki aatma hi hoti hain jo doosro ko nuksaan pahunchati hain" Vo apne baalon mein kangha karti hui boli.

"Whatever. So jao ab aur mujhe bhi sone do. I need to go out for a early morning shoot"

"Ok. Good night" Sandya ne jawab diya.

Thodi hi der baad ham kamre ki lights off karke so chuke the. Mukesh bagal ke hi kamre mein already ghode bechkar so chuka tha. Main bhi poore din ka thaka hua tha isliye aankhen band karte hi neend aa gayi.

Mujhe waqt ka sahi andaza nahi tha par kisi aawaz par meri aankh khuli par neend poori nahi tooti. Neend ka khumaar tha aur kamre mein ghup andhera tha. Maine pal bhar ke liye aankh kholi aur phir karwat lekar aankhen band kar li.

Neend ke aagosh mein jaane se theek pehle mujhe Sandhya ki taraf se aawaz aati sunai di. Vo hindi mein ginti gin rahi thi.

"55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62"

"Kya hua, neend nahi aa rahi? Maine puchha. Vo shayad so nahi pa rahi thi aur sone ki koshish mein ginti gin rahi thi, Par mere sawal ka usne koi jawab nahi diya aur main bhi jawab ka intezaar kiye bina phir so gaya.

Ek baar phir raat ko kisi aahat par meri aankh khuli. Kamre mein ab bhi ghup andhera tha. Main aankhen malta hua sidha hokar leta aur Sandhya ki taraf haath badhaya.

Vo bistar par apni jagah nahi thi. Bed par sirf main tha.

"Sandhya? Maine aawaz di aur jawab bhi ek baar mujhe phir ginti ginne ki aawaz sunai di.

"6786, 6787, 6788, 6789, 6790, 6791 ....."

"Kya kar rahi ho ab tak? Neend nahi aa rahi hai?" Kehta hue maine apni taraf table par rakha lamp on kiya aur meri aankhen phati ki phati reh gayi.

Night lamp ki roshni kaafi halki thi aur usmein jitna aur jo mujhe nazar aaya vo main bata nahi sakta. Kamre ke ek kone mein kuchh tha, kya tha main nahi janta.

Roshni uske sirf chehre par padi, agar use sirf chehra kaha ja sake toh.

Jis tarah se kisi phate purane kapde ko lekar ek chehre jaisa mask bana diya jaaye vaise hi chehra. Bedhangi naak, kahin se tight toh kahin se latke hue gaal, hadh se zyada lambi thodi (chin), aur in sabke beech ek ajeeb si line. Jaise in sab cheezon ko aapas mein rakh kar joda gaya ho kisi cheez se, ya sil diya gaya ho aur silai ka
nishan saaf dikh raha ho.

Aur tabhi mera dhyaan uski aankhon ki taraf gaya. Us halki si roshni mein bhi uski aankhon mein farak bataya ja sakta tha. Ek aankh thodi chhoti thi par doosri badi thi, bahut badi aur hadh se zyada laal. Jaise do alag alag logon ki aankhon ko saath mein rakh diya gaya ho.

Meri nazar us nazar se mili. Maine unhen aur un aankhon ne mujhe dekha. Phir jaane kya hua par main apne hosh kho betha aur kuchh yaad nahi raha.

Jab subah mujhe hosh aaya toh hotel mein hadkamp macha hua tha. Chaaro taraf police hi police thi. Main uthkar betha aur chaaro taraf dekha. Mukesh mere bed ke paas hi sar pakde betha tha.

"Mukesh" Maine uthte hue kaha "Sandhya kahan hain?"

Mujhe bataya gaya ke meri biwi ki kal raat bahut hi dard naak tarike se hatya kar di gayi thi.

"Maine aapko mana kiya tha na sahab, kaha tha ke Dere ki taraf mat jana" Caretaker paas hi khada ro raha tha. "Usne dekh liya aapki biwi ko aur le gayi jo use pasand aaya"

Mujhe ye bhi bataya gaya ke police ko meri biwi ke khoon mein kuchh pairon ke nishan mile hain aur daayen paon ka angutha gayab hai, sirf 4 anguliyon ke nishan hain.

Shinakht ke liye mujhe Sandhya ki laash dikhai gayi toh mera rona chhut pada. Uske sar ko kaat kar shareer se alag kar diya gaya tha. Hairat wali baat thi ke uske sar par ek bhi baal nahi tha. Poore sar par zakhm ke nishan bane hue the, jaise kisi ne baal noch noch kar nikale hon.

Aur tabhi mujhe raat ki sunai di vo ginti yaad aayi.

"6786, 6787, 6788, 6789, 6790, 6791 ....."

Jaise koi bade dhyaan se dheere dheere ek ek karke ek ek baal noch raha ho aur gin raha ho.


ARZ KIYA HAI,YE MERA SHAIR NAHI HAI,
Wo jo the apne ab begane se lagte hain
Manzilo ke humsafar ab anjane se lagte hain
Koi puchta hai jab dil ka hal mujhse rah chalte
Zakham ro padte hain jo ab purane se lagte hain


Masha Allah Aj Sari Awaam Jagi Hui Hay <3

Aap Sab K0 Ramadan Ka D0sra Jumah Mubarak H0 <3

NiGi


कितनी पाकीज़गी थी मुहब्बत के सिलसिलोँ मेँ ....... तुमने तो मेरी चाहत का तमाशा बना दिया ।


Sehri kar k mob pe facebook use karna wali awam a jai Chat time :D


""=Na jane is Khoobsurat Si Zindagi ko kis ki Nazar Lag gai
saGar
!!... Jo dil se Baat kia krtY thY Wo Aaj "YAAD" Bhi nahi karty.
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http://www.rpentertainments.com/2013/07/dil-ki-nazar-se-khoobsurat-18th-july.html


Can anyone tell me ki pyaar kyu hota hai...?? Pyaar kaise hota hai...?? Pyaar kab hota hai???

Pärï


'Khoobsurat' last
episode to be aired Friday!

TV show "Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat", which
started with a
promising cast of
Soumya Seth and Rohit
Khurrana this year, will
go off air Friday.


Dil ki dhadkan aur dil ki sadha ho tum,
meri pehli aur aakhri arzoo ho tum,
chahunga tumhe chahat se badh kar,
meri chahat aur chahat ki inteha ho tum....!

Love is timeless, It's memories of yesterday,
the happiness of today and the promise of tomorrow.

I love my eyes when you look into them;
I love my name when you say it;
I love my heart when you're in it;
I would love my life if you are in it!

Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum
dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum
ab to pahchan lo kon he hum
dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum

Door Na Jaaya Karo Dil Tadaap Jaata Hai..
Tere Hi Khayaalon Me Din Guzar Jaata Hai..
Aaj Pucha Hai Dilne Ek Sawaal Tumse..
Kya Door Rehkar Tumko Bhi Hamara Khayaal Aata Hai..?

Tujhe Baahon Me Bharne Ko Dil Chaahta Hai..
Tujhe Toot Kar Chaahne Ko Dil Chaahta Hai..
Kaash Dur Ho Jaaye Ye Faasle Darmiyaan Hamare..
Ki
Tujhe Ji Bhar Ke Dekhne Ko Dil Chaahta Hai..!..............very romantic sms in hindi for girlfriend

Din raat msg kar kar k aisa kar dia tum logon ne muje Zalimo..
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Ghar ki ghanti bajne pr b mobile utha leta hoon...

Aakar dekh mera
Kya haal hai .
Saans chal rahi hai
Jina behal hai ,
Mere dil mein sirf
Uska hi khyal hai
Uski ek nazar ki
Baat hai meri
Zindagi ka sawal ha

Mujhe Is Jahan Me
Sirf Tujhse Ishq Hai..
Aye Sanam
Ya Mera Imtehaan Le..
Ya Mera Aitbaar Kar..!

Kaash Kabi Tum Samajh Jao..
Mere Pyar Ki Inteha Ko..
Aye Sanam
Haairan Reh Jaoge..
Mere Dilme Apni Kadar Dekh Kar..!

The Keyword To
Our Relationship:
TR(US)T
Without Trust..
There Is No "US"..!

Santa got job in 'idea' customer care call centre.
Customer: my idea sim is blocked, what to do?
Santa : don't get tense, remove 'idea' sim
and use 'airtel' sim. Thank you for calling 'aircel'.

Is mausam me dil k fasaane bahut hai,
is haseen zindagi ko jine k bahane bahut hai,
kis-kis ko karu sms,
kambakht apne is great
"personality" k "dewane" bahut hai.

Tmaam gamo ko bhul jane ko dil karta h,
ab ek baar muskurane ko ji karta h.
bahut ji liye yaado ke sahaare,
ab tumhare paas aane ko ji chahta h.

Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baan'hon mein...
K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend

Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.

Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya
Teacher: Very Good
Kisme Aaya?
Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me...........very very funny jokes 2013

Hitler: there's no word like
impossible in my dictionary
santa: ab bolne se kya faayda?
Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.

Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:

100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.

Height of courage
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Senior student during ragging: In your marriage i will kiss ur wife
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Junior student: Fine...
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Junior student: Fine...
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I will marry your sister.

To impress his girlfriend, Santa took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu and ordered - Benigno Bergamini
Waiter: Sorry sir! That's the owner's name!

Palko ki hulchul ko ikrar kehte hai.
Kisi ko dhunde jb nazar to use intezar kehte he.
Kisi ke bina jb dil bechain ho to use pyar kehte hai.

People don't always need advice...
Sometimes all they really need is...
A hand to hold,
A shoulder to hug,
An ear to listen,
and a heart to understand them...

' +"''+.+''"+.
+ Aap isme +
' "+ ho = +"
' ' "+ , ,+"
yha se niklne k koshis n krna wrna ye tut jayega qki ache dost kbhi dil nhi todte...

Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny love msgs in hindi

Santa na ek college khola,
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Naam kya rakha ho ga?
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Naam Tha - Womens College for Boys

The very best, amazing n Unanswerable feelings when..
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Your own crush asks u abt ur crush n says.. "Batana, I won't tell it 2 any1.."

Relationship is not just a word
It's perfect match between two souls
It's a silent commitment
Which says, I will be with you forever...

Kisi khoobsurat mausam me,
meri aankho pe aap apna hath rakh do..
Or haste hue keh do, pehchan lo to ham tumhare..
Or na pehchano, to tum hmare..

Mit jaye ye duri agar tum chaho......
Na koi ho majburi agar tum chaho......
Hume to hai chahne wale bahut.....
Magar humari ye tamanna hai k hume tum chaho......!

Bahot Sukoon Milta Hain,
Sachhe Pyar Mein....!
Poori Duniya Simat Jaati Hain,
Apne Hi Yaar Mein....!!

Dil Se Liya 1st
"D"
Love Se Liya 2nd
"O
Rose Se Mila 3rd
"S"
Geet Se Mila 4th
"T"
Sathi Se Mila 5th
"I"
Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari "DOSTI".

Barson baad bhi shaamil hai meri saanso'n mein tu!!!
Agar nashaa hota tho kab ka utar gaya hota...!!..............Love is timeless and love is forever

Girl: aajtak tumne kiss nahi kia kiss karona mujhe
santa: nahi
girl: q nahi?
Santa: Bade Bujurg kah gae he aurato ko muh nahi lagana chahiye

Santa 'jockey' ki chaddi laya
Aur pure gaaon me dhoti
Utha utha ke dikhaya...
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Ghar aaya, almari kholi toh behosh....q.
Q
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Q
Q aila !! Chaddi to almari me hai.

Aansu chalak aaye
uss berojgari ke ehsaas se
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Jab maa ne kaha:-
"khali baitha hai, matar hi chheel de"

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gai
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Rosni Chali Gai
Kya Kahu Kya Gujri Is Dil Pe Tere Bina
Hum Jinda To Rahe Gaye Par Zindgi Chali Gai.............true love sms in hindi

Raaz kisi ko naa batao toh aik baat kehniiiii haiiiiiii tumse.......
Hum rafta rafta teray hotay jaa rahay hai.......kasam se !!______hindi msgs to impress girls/girlfriend

Wo khubsurat is kadar H kya karu,
sare zamane ki unpar najar H kya karu,
Ji chahta H jala du sare shehar ko,
Lekin us shehar Me unka bhi ghar H kya karu.

Apne asman se meri zameen dekh lo,
tum khwab aaj koi hasin dekh lo,
aazmana hai agar aitbar ko mere,
to ek jhut tum bolo or mera yaqeen dekh lo

Ankho me tera ask utar lenge
khushi tuje dekr gm udhar lenge
tere jane k bad ayegi teri yad to
tere khyalo me h wqt guzar lenge

Sirf zuban se kiya hua wada nahi hota.....
Bar-Bar izhar se pyar zyada nahi hota....
Mujhe jaanna hai to meri roohme sama jao....
Sirf kinare se smandar ka andaza nahi hota.....

Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab
Santa: chutta nahi hai
Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala

little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga
girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???

G O O D
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____/'''/ \,,,\--/'''/
___/'''/ --\,,,\/'''/
__/'''/ ----\,,,,,,/ _IGHT F R I E N D.

English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes

A girl should care 4 her guy like a child..
A guy should respect his girl like his mom..
Bcoz no guy can hurt his mom..
And no girl can love someone more than her child..!

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!

Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!

Santa to Jeeto, "The baby's swallowed a pin".
Jeeto: Don't worry, it's a safety pin!

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle. What shall I do? Santa. So simple. Take his bike away!

Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!

Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya.....
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JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola"Plz give your feedback and comments on my Facebook Page - www.facebook.com/papu.golgappe"

Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R)
Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K)
Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G)
Obama eliminated Osama (O=O)
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Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?

Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!

A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning!

Find arms that'll hold you at your weakest;
Eyes that will see you at your ugliest;
Heart that will love you at your worst.
And if you have found it, you've found true love!...........best true love quotes ever

Modern wedding ceremony/Future Marriage Ceremony-
Pujari: do u both agree to change your facebook status to married?
Couple: yes, we do
Pujari: vivah sammpan

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

Sweet love proposal -
Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?
Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?
Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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Answers:
1. I
2. Luv
3. U

,:*''*;
*;',%.'; Ye Ek Ped
__)(__ Hai...
Khubsurat Hai Na,
Galti Se Bhi Mujhe Bhoolne Ki
Koshish Ki To isi Pr Ulta Tang Dunga........miss you my friends.........sweet friendship msgs in hindi

Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs

Teacher to santa-
isko hindi mei translate karo "she is kidding"
santa hasne lga or table pr hi gir gya or bola
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woh bache de rahi hai ..

You fill my days with happiness and my world with your love.
Sweetheart, you are very very special to me!

Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?

Rose Is Famous For Grace.
Advocate Is Famous For His Case.
Horses r Famous For Race.
But u Are Famous For Smile On Your Face.
So keep smiling sweetheart........

Choti Si Zindagi Me Mushkile Bahut H
Kuch Achche Kuch Bure Qaafile Bahut H
Haalaat Kuch Bhi Ho Rukna Mat
Is Safar Ke Baad Manjile Bahut H.

Sardar In Hotel:
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya?
Waiter- Mere Bap!
Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift Hai.

5 missed calls from your
best friend means they
wanna hang out with you..
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5 missed calls from your
girlfriend/boyfriend
means they miss u...
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but.
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5 missed calls from
home means...
beta aaj to band bajne waali hai..

MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn

Bharosa Rakho Kabhi Aap Ka Bharosa Na Todenge
Chahe Jo Ho Jaaye Aapka Saath Na Chhodenge
Chahe Jo Haalat Ho Aapse Munh Na Modenge
Tod Denge Sanson Ki Dor Magar AapkaDil Na Todenge..!!.........new love msgs

Hawa chal rahi hai right,
Taare chamak rahe hain bright,
Moon taaro k beech me hai white,
Zyada mat socho band karo light,
Aur so jao good night...........lovely good night msg

Mein Khwabon Mein Tum Se Mila Karta Hun
Hansta Hun Rota Hun Shikwa Gila Karta Hun
Par Keh Na Pata Hun Haqeeqat Tum Se
Ae Sanam Main Tum Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hun.

Tere Husn Ko Perde Ki Zaroorat Hi Kya Hai Zaalim..
Kon Rehta Hai Hosh Main Tujhe Dekhne K Baad.?

Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein Koi Chand Nagar Se;
Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi Andheron Ke Safar Main;
Woh Baat Hai Tujh Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi Hai;
Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe Meri Nazar Se!

Dekhi Hazaron Mehfilen,
Par Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai,
Jalwe Dekhe Hazaron
Par Unki Adaa Kuch Aur Hai,
Waise To Jaam Hain Hazaron,
Par Unki Dosti Ka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai.!

Kuch khubsurat sath chhuta nhi krte,
waqt ke sath lamhe rutha nhi krte,
milte hai kuch dost aise zindagi me,
jinse nate khabhi tuta nhi karte...

Raste Aise ho jo chalne par majbor karde..
Maikhane Aise ho jo pine par majbor karde
zindagi jab daman chodne lage to
dosti Aise ho jo jine par majbor karde

KHuda Ka Shukar Hai Jo Usne Khwaab Bana Diye..
Warna Tamanna Tujhse Milne Ki Kabhi Poori Na Hoti..!

Thinking of you and the good times we spent makes me smile.
Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart!

Relations do not shine by just shaking hands in the best time.
But relations shine by holding hands in critical times!

Banta: What exactly is First Aid?
Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time!

Teacher:-"Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..." A Kya BoLti Tu ".

Manager: What is ur Qualification? Sardar: I'm Ph.D.
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Manager: wat do u mean by Ph.D.?
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Sardar: Passed High school with Difficulty.

Faith is like Wi-Fi...
It's invisible; bt it has d power 2 connect u 2 d 1 who has everything that you need!

Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Santa: If you aim it well enough!......jokes in english

Wen I 1st heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi Sinha.
I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine!.......bollywood jokes

Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai?
ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai.
santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bechha hai jo kitaab faar dega.......hindi chutkule

The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath,
the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou!

Teacher: listen student exams r coming soon so if u have any doubt or question u can ask me..!
Santa: In which printing press d question paper is printed ?

Udas nahi hona qki me sath hu,
samne na sahi aas pass hu,
Palke band karke jab bhi dekhoge dil me,
me har pal tumhare sath hu.

Nighaon me tum humko bsa lo,
Dil ke pass tum humko hi bitha lo,
Pyar itna kro ki hum bhool jaaye sbko,
Tum hamari wafa ki tasveer hi aapne dil mein bna lo,

Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears...
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Boys Express Their Feelings Wine & Beers...

Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi screen wala mobile liya kyu?
Q. Ki vo dekhna chahta tha k phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hai

2 d sms police station
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Dear sir,
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My friend is not sending messages.
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I request you to take necessary action immediately.

Ü r my dream in mÿ slêêp;
Ü r the vision of my eye;
Ü r the smile of my lips;
Ü r the beat of my heart;
Ü r an angel in my prayers;
Ü r the light of my life.
MY lõve! MY Life!

`M O R E` then 200000 new sms,


Aisa q hota hai ki jab bhi couples date pqr jaye ya kahi bhi ghumane to sirf boys ka hi kharcha hota hai...most of time wallet ladke ka hi khali hota hai ...ladkiya itni kanjoos q hoti hai....aur sirf couple nahi agar kuch frnds bhi jaye tab bhi us group mei bhi ladko ko hi fatka lagta hai..:D

Agree boys ??

R.s..;-)


Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat 18th July 2013 Watch Online


ना चाहत के अंदाज़ अलग, ना दिल के जज़्बात अलग,
है सारी बात लकीरों की, तेरे हाथ अलग,मेरे हाथ अलग !


His eyes were heavy with sleep.He wanted some privacy.But the two maids were still in the room.Then the "princess"reclining on the bed asked for something,and another strange feminine figure,covered in a heavy veil,came in through the side door with bashful steps.
She set up a tall silver samovar and a large tray laid out with tiny enamelled cups and plates of dried fruit, then disappeared.
The boy did not touch any of the food. He lay sprawled on the bed,face up,and gradually his eyes closed. Perhaps he even feel asleep. In the meantime, his companion got up and left his side. She slowly circled round the room, then remained standing before the open window that faced the ornamental garden."
"The Mughal Inn" by Mirza Hamid Baig . Translated from "Gumshuda Kalemaat "by C.M.Naim.(USA)


2nd, 3rd, 4th part video links in comment.

<3 daisy <3


Part 1 video link in comment!
18th july.

Daisy <3


Rab tu apna jalwa dikha de
Unki Zindgi ko b Apne noor se Saza de
Bas mere dil ki yhi dua h Malik is msg ko Pdhne Wale k sapne haqikat bna de....
Mere chup rehne se naraz na hua karo dosto
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suna hai k khoobsurat log kam bola karte hai
<(',')> oh my god
...)( mumy meri
_//_ nazar utaro...


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