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Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat 1st August 2013 Written Episode Review

Dosti,Mohabbat,Apne,Paraye...Yeh sab Insaani Rishte Duniya Mein Jeete Rehne Ke liye bahut zaroori hote Hai..Duniya Ka Har Insaan Kahin na Kahin,Inn Rishto Se Juuda Hota hai...Par Guzarte Waqt Ke Saath Zindagi mein Bahut Si tabdeeliyan Aati Hai,Aise Hi Kuch Jazbaat,Kuch Ehsaas Ko Zehan mein Rakh Kar Kuch Likh raha Hoon,Umeed Karta Hoon Aap Sab ko Pasand Aaye.....

Woh Ek Shaks Jo mehfil Mein Bolta Tha Bahut,
Suuna Hai Woh Andar Se Khokla Thaa Bahut!!!

Waqt par Faisle Lene Se Hi Taqdeerein Badalti Hai!!
Zindagi mein kuch Naa Kar Paaya Woh Shaks,
Jo Sirf Sochta Tha Bahut!!!

Dosti,Yaari jaise Lafzo Par Ab Usse Kuch Aitbaar Nahi,
Woh Dost Bhi Kya Dost??
Jo Ehsaan kar Ke Jatlaata tha Bahut!!!!

Naa Jaane Kahan Gaya Woh banjara
Jo mere ghar Ke Gali Se Guzra Karta Tha!!
"Zindagi Bahut Khoobsurat Hai"
Woh kuch yuh Pukaarta Tha Bahut!!!!

Mohabbat Sirf Zubaan Ki mohtaaj Nahi Hai!!
Nazrein Jhuka Kar Guzarne Wala Bhi
Tujhe Chaahta Tha Bahut!!!!!

Uske Dard Ka Andaaza Hum Log Kya Laga Paayenge??
Jo Dard Ko chupane Ke liye Muskura Tha Bahut!!!!!

Aaj Ek Mehfil Mein Baithkar Bhi,
Uss Shaks Se Koi Guftuugu Nahi,
Ek waqt Tha,Jab Woh Tere dil Mein Rehta Tha Bahut!!!!!

Aaj Puchna Chaahta Hoon tujhse,
Kya Main tujhe Kuch Yaad Bhi Hoon??
Zara Dekh!!! Main Aaj Bhi Wahi Hoon,
Jo teri Nazro Se Kabhi Gira Tha Bahut!!!!

Aaj Apne Aur Gairo Mein Usse Kuch Fark Nazar Nahi Aata!!
Jo kabhi Rishto Ko Apne Tatolta Tha Bahut!!!!

Duniya Ke Iss Bheed Mein Kabhi Apni Pehchaan Ko Naa Khona,
Woh Shaks Har kadam par Tere Saath Hai!!
Jo Iss bheed mein Kabhi Tujhe Dhoondhta Tha Bahut!!!

Laut Aayengi Phir Se Woh Bahaarein
Gar Tujhe Khud Par Yakeen Hai!!!
"RAJ" Manzil Tak Pahunch Hi Jaata Hai Woh musafir!!
Jo Kabhi Patharo Se Thakrata Tha Bahut!!!!!



663. Koi kaht nahi koi khabar nahi, apko shayad dosti ki kadar nahi, ham to apko yaad karte hai jaan ko jalakar, shayad apko hamare jaan ki koi fikar nahi

664. Patte gir sakte hain ped nahi, suraj doob sakta hai, aasman nahi, dharti sook sakti hai, dariya nahi... duniya sudhar sakti hai tum nahi

665. Is dil mein tarane bahut hain, zindagi mein jeene ke bahane bahut hain, kis kis ko sms karu, kambakht is nacheez ke deewane bahut hain

666. Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai, thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai, kaun chahta hai apnose door hona... waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai

667. Unhe fursat nahi milney ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke, agar aye wo meri maut pe, to keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke

668. Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe vo marthi thi, nazrein jhukake thoday Sharma ke hritik ki galiyon se gujar ti thi, chori chori chupke chupke salman ko chitian likha karti thi shayad kuch kehna tha usko bobby se par na jane sunny se kyo darthi thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se aksar pucha karti thi, SANDY kahan hai

669. Soch tha na honge zindagi mein kabhi ruswa, magar pyaar ki ruswaai tabah kar gayi, gaye the mehfil mein gam bhulane, waha bhi tanhai apna farz adaa kar gayi

670. Garib mariz: doctor, mere paas paise nahi hai, aap mera ilaj kar de to kabhi aapke kaam aunga.
Doctor: kya kaam karte ho
Mariz: kabar khodta hun

671. Tum paas aaye, yun muskuraye, apne 32 daant mujhko dikhaye, dekh ke mera dil, foot foot ke rota hai, yaar tumse brush bhi dhang se nahi hota hai

672. Phir chupke se yaad aa gaye tum, meri aankhon ko phir rulaa gaye tum, kaise shukria adaa Karen tumhara, mujh naachiz ko pyaar sikha gaye tum

673. Door se dekha to santra tha, paas gaya to bhi santra tha, chilkar dekha to bhi santra tha, khaakar dekha to bhi santra tha, wah! Kya santra tha.

674. humne socha tha ek humhi apko chahte hain, lekin apke chahne walo ka kafila nikla, dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se par who bhi apko chahne wala nikla

675. Gum-e-zindagi ke mare hain, har baazi jeet ke hare hain mere jholi mein jitne patthar hai, sare mere doston ne mare hain

676. Who dosti hi kya jisme duriyan naho, wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard naho wo cel hi kya jisme mera sms naho

677. Bhagwan sabse zada khush kab hote hai? When a man is attempting to rape a girl and girl says mujhe bhagwan ke liye chor de

678. Rajasthan ke log churma banate hai, gujrat ke log dhokla banate hain, madras ke log idli banate hai, par sale hyderabad ke log chutiya banate hain

679. 1 kid � meli mom jadugal hai, jab wo papa ki nunu ko chooti hai to wo bali ho jati hai
2 kid � meli mom jab mele papa ke upal bethti hai to nunu gayab ho jati hai

680. mera har inkaar teri inkaar se accha hoga, mera har aansoo teri muskurahat se accha hoga, yakin na aye to jhaak kar dekh lena apni doli se mera ZANAZA bhi teri baarat se accha hoga

681. ae dil tu use bhool jaa, tarasna chod de, tadapna chod de, behkna chod de, machalna chod de, ho gaya bhool tu bhi ous bewafa ko bhool ja

682. (lalu style) � jack and jill � jeckwa aur jilwa gayil upar hilwa, paniya bharil ke vaste, jeckwa gir gayil, uska khopdi fut gayil, aur jilwa aawat ludkan pure raste

683. NAMASKAR: mobile aaj tak mein aapka swagat hai.
MUKHYA SAMACHAR: aaj ka din aap ke liye mangalmay hoga
MAUSAM: aaj bhi sms ki bearish jaari rahene ki sambhavana hey, baaki samaachar ek chote se antraal ke baad, jayege nahi!
Hum phir haajir honge ek naye sms ke saath padhte rahiye mobile sms
......... AAJ TAK

684. Bagair jane pahechane ikrar na kijiye, muskurakar dil ko bekarar na kijiye, phool bhi de jate hain zakhm kabhi kahbi, har phool par aitbar na kijia

685. Shaam dhali fir kaali raat aayi, dil dhadak kar fir tumhari yaad aayi... aankhon ne mehsoos kiya us hawa ko, jo tumhe chukar hamare paas aayi

686. Raat mein jab koi message aata hai, tho humko sirf aapka khayal aata hai, kyonki jab sara jahan so jata hai, tab sirf ULLU hi mandrata hai

687. Aansu mein na dhundo hame, dil mein ham bas jayenge, tamanna ho agar milne ki, tho bandh aankhon mein nazar aayenge

688. Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar, jaise laut jati hai lehren kinara dekh kar, tu kandha na dena mere janaze ko, kahi fir zinda na ho jau tera sahara dekhkar

689. Main ek aisa message hun, jise ullu padhte hain, gadhe save karte hain, bevakuf delete karte hain, to aap kya hain?

690. Kitne din ho gaye, kitne hafte gujar gaye, baar mahino tak bhi chali gayi, ab saal bhi ho jaega, ab to kehna mano, chalo aise na karo, jaldi se milo mere dost

691. Reporter: aap subha neendh me se utkar pehle kya karthi hain?
Mallika sherawath: main apne ghar jaathi hoon

692. Breaking news, andar ki khabar, ek dum fresh, (9 blank screens) pappu paise dekar paas ho gaya

693. Baki kuch na raha is zamane mein, jawaani guzar rahi hai maikhane mein, ab to yakin karlo meri dosti par, warna zindagi guzar jayegi azmane mein

694. Vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare, tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare, rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar, ye baat aur hai ki zindagi wafa na kare

695. Aankho ki zubaan who samajh nahi paate, hoth magar kuch kahe nahi pate, apni bebasi kis tarah kahe, koi hai jiske bina hum rahe nahi pate

696. Itne to bedard nahi hai hum ki hamari yaad mei tumhe marne denge, kaante to bahut door ki baat hai, tumhara gulista mein ek murzhaya phool bhi nahi rehne denge

697. Chot khakar bhi zakhm chupaya humne, zeher pee kar bhi muh na banaya humne, naa jane aaj tum itne kyun yaad aaye, ki naam likh likh ke mitaya humne

698. Bahu ka 1st aur 2nd affair sunke sasur ne bahu ko mara. 3rd aur 4th ke baad pati ne mara, magar saas chup rahi. Kyun? Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

699. Ek sardars bachpan se he hairaan, pareshan, aur full tension mein yeh soch kar... meri bahn ke do bhai hain, phir mera ek hi bhai kyon.????

700. AP 14 A 5648
AP 02 B 3738
AP 01 I 9465
AP 14 D 12548
Abe itne gaur se kya dekh raha hai, kal subah in gadiyon par kapda maar dena

701. Arz hai mashalla galib ne aisa sher mara, aisa sher mara, aisa sher mara ki sherni vidhva ho gayi

702. AMITABH aur PRAN dono bus stop pe khade the. Bus aai aur PRAN chad jata hai par AMITABH nahi jata. Kyun? Coz PRAN JAYE PAR BACHHAN NA JAYE.

703. Chahat ki tum kisi se imtihaan mat lena... jo nibha hi na sako wo wafa hi na dena... jise tumhare bin jeene ki aadat na ho... use jeene ki dua hi na dena

704. Chaand tare chup gaye, beet gaya andhkar dhoop sunhari dekh kar jaag gaya sansaar, din aapka gujre accha karte dua hazaar, bhej rahe aapko subah ka namaskar

705. Teacher: apna character sudharna ho to sabhi auratoko apni MAA samajha karo!
Boy: guruji, aisa karne se mera charater to sudhar jayega par mera baap to bigad jayega

706. Hum ko mama banarahe ho... jaani tum jaante nahi hum kya cheez hai. Jahan tumhari sonch khatam ho jati hai, wahan se hamari soch shuru hoti hai

707. Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai, Milan na sahi judaai to milti hai, kaun kehta hai, pyaar me kuch nahi milta, wafa na sahi bewafaai to milti hai

708. Banta singh: oye tu har sms do baar kyun bhejta hai?
Santa singh: kyunki tujhe ek forward karna hai to dusra tere pass to rahe

709. Jab tum angrai lete hoto mera dum nikaljata hai kambakhat deodrant lagane mein tera kya jata hai

710. Hum ek baar jite hai, ek baar marte hai, pyaar bhi ek baar karte hai, shaadi bhi ek baar karte hai, jab sab kaam ek baar kartein hai to exams kyo baar baar detein hai

711. Amitabh goes to toilet and comes back all wet. Jaya: what happened to you?
Amitabh: jaise hi main andar gaya to saare log mujhe dekhne ke liye ghoom gaye

712. Phoolon si hasin muskaan teri, chaand sitaro se jyada shan ho teri, zindagi ka sirf ek ho maksad tera, ki asma se uchi udaan ho teri

713. Ek aadmi RAM mandir jaa ke kehta hai ki uski biwi kho gayi, ram ji bole, baju ke hanuman mandir mein jake bol. Meri biwi unhone hi dhundi thi

714. Aap ko miss karna, roz ki baat hai, yaad karna aadat ki baat hai, aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai, magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

715. Aapne apni aankho mein noor chupa rakha hai, hosh walo ko diwana bana rakha hai, naz kaise na karu apki dosti par, mujh jaise nachiz ko khas bana rakha hai

716. Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se, mohabbat to dil se hoti hai, surat unki khud hi pyaari lagti hai, kadar jinki dil mein hoti hai

717. Khayal to kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, nigah ko kisi surat ki talash rehti hai, tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost bas meri KAAMWALI udaas rehti hai

718. Mere pyaar ko apni takdir bana lo, meri yaadon ki dil mein zanzird banalo, kagaz par lakiren to bahut kheench li tumne, ab unko milakar meri tasveer bana lo

719. Wife ko BEGUM kyun kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gham to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife be-gum ho jaati hai

720. Tere bistar par makdee lage, tere room mein macchar phire, raat ko light chali jaye, puri raat thand lage, tere sapne me BHOOT aaye chal ab so ja

721. Phone mat kiya kar dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear, aankhon mein aata hai tear, isliye sms karo dear

722. Raat hui jab shaam ke baad, teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad, humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha teri awaz aayi har saans ke baad

723. Koi gham nahi phir bhi mann udas hai, koi rasta nahi phir bhi aas hai, kehne ko hai bahut apne par tu hi ek khaas hai, zyaada emotional mat ho yeh sab bakwas hai

724. Sardarji aap ko thand lagti hai tho kya karte hai?
Candle ke paas baith jata hu
Agar fir bhi thand lage to?
Oye! To candle jala leta hun

725. Main bhi aap ke liye TAJ MAHAL banaunga, main bhi aap ke liye TAJ MAHAL banaunga, ek cup subha aur ek cup shaam ko pilaunga

726. Hum wo nahi jo bhul jaya karte hai, hum wo hai jo sath nibhaya karte hai, door rehkar milna mushkil ho par yaad bankar sasomein bas jaya karte hain

727. Roz khwab mein who aati thi, hasti thi hasaathi thi, roti thi rulathi thi, bhagti thi bhagathi thi, aaj pata chala saali chootiya banati thi

728. �Om gulab jamun namah�, Mr and Mrs. Sambar welcomes you to the wedding of their grandson plaindosa, son of Mr. Masal dosa with pani puri D/O Mr. Bhel puri on 28-09-2015, at dahi wada hall. Samosa building, pav bhaji road, opposite papad theatre, rasgulla 500016.
�mele chacha ke shaadi pe jalul aana� � chatni sauce aur dahi

729. Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, dilon mein chupi daulat nahi dekhi, jo bhi kehta hai ke duriyo se mit ti hai dosti, usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi

730. Dosti hoti hai dil ke raaz bataane ke liye hum apni hasti mita denge aapko hasaane ke liye, baat karne ki apko fursat nahi, to hum sms karte hain apni yaad dilane ke liye

731. Dard jo dete hain dene do, gham jo sehte hai sehne do, chid jayenge phir bahut se kisse aaj, iss baat ko yahi dil mein rehne do

732. Ehsaas bahut hoga jab chod ke jayenge, royenge bahut magar aansoo nahi aayenge, jab saathe na de koi, to awaj humein dena, aasma par bhi honge to laut ke aayenge

733. Bhikari: 50 paise dede , maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
Marwadi: 50 paise nahi, main tumhe 10 rps dunga, pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai

734. Makaan malik: 500 kiraya hoga
Kirayadaar: theek hai, par aapke makaan mein chuhey naach rahe hain
Makaan malik: to sale, 500 me kya BIPASHA nachegi

735. Gulab aisa todo kanin kanta na lage, dosti aise nibhao ki dil na toot jaye

736. Ek admi apni biwi ka antim sanskaar karke laut raha tha ke achanak raste mein badal garji, bijli kadki aur zor ki bearish hui, admi bola LAGTA HAI PAHUNCH GAYI

737. Aaj tum DIL manglo dedenge, DHADKAN manglo dedenge, ISHQ manglo dedenge, aap JAAN tak manglo who bhi denge kyunki charo CD aaj ghar par hai

738. Unhone vaada kiya raat khwaabon mein aane ka, ji unhone vaada kiya raat khwaabon mein aane ka, badkismati tho dekhiye, khushi ke mare neend hi nahi aayi

739. Sabhi bhai bandu ko soochit kiya jaata hai ki do din tak ladkiyon se doori rakhein varna BAHI bankar pachtaoge... purush janhit mein jari! AASHIQ SOCIETY OF INDIA ( raksha bandhan time message)

740. Chand apni roshini phekreli hai, ho gayi hai night, band kardo light, so jao tight, bole to good night

741. Sehmi sehmi nigahon me khwaab hum jaga denge, sooni sooni raahon pe phool hum khila denge, tum humare sang muskurake to dekho, tumhaara gam hum bhula denge

742. Ae kaash shaayari hum bhi likh paate, lafzon ke khel hum bhi khel pate, khuda ne dil par chot kuch aise diye, aansoo ko chupake kash hum bhi muskura pate

743. Beshak kuch waqt ka intezaa mila humko, par khuda se badkar yaar mila humko, na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki, dost teri dosti se who pyar mila humko

744. Are o DEVDAS tu VEER-ZAARA ko chod de warna main tujhe ASHOKA banakar BAZIGAR ke saath PARDES bhej dunga kyunki tu JOSH mein bahut aa jata hai, aur CHALTE CHALTE tera DIL TO PAGAL HO jata hai, aur tu DEEWANA bankar DARR jata hai, fir bhi kaheta firta hai MAIN HOON NA

745. Is duniya mein aaye ho tho kuch kar jao kadar daan, jis gali se guzro aawaz aay abbajan abbajan

746. Raahe mohabbat se guzarne ko dil karta hai, yaadon mein kisiko khojne ko dil karta hai, hoga kahin meri taqdir badalne wala, ek baar bas ek bar tumko dekhne ko dil karta hai

747. Karni khuda se faryaad baki hai, hume unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai, maut aayegi toh keh denge ruk abhi mere DOST se mulaqat baaki hai

748. kuch door hamare saath chalo, hum dil ki kahani keh denge, ho baat samajh na paye tum, who baat zubani keh denge, hum zikr karenge gairo ka aur apni kahani keh denge

749. Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota, marne ke baad intezaar nahi hota, dosti dekhkar karna mere dost, har insaan apun ki tarah cute, smart nahi hota

750. Phool ki shuruaat kali se hoti hai, zindagi ke shuruwaat din se hoti hai, pyaar ki shuruwaat dosti se hoti hai, aur dosti ki shuruwaat aapse hoti hai

751. Vaade pe who mere aithbaar nahi karte, hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte, darta hai dil unki ruswaai se aur wo samajhte hai hum unse pyaar nahi karte

752. Yun aaye who hamari zindagi mein, yun aaye who hamari zindagi mein, yun aye who hamari zindagi mein... abbey yeh shayari nahi dhundh unko aake kahan chal diye who

753. Khushi ke dhoondne se ghum milta hai, ye ghum zindagi mein har dum milta hai, jo dil ke saare ghum baantle, aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai

754. Dil yun kisi pe aata nahi, pyaar yuhi kisi se kiya jaata nahi, pyaar kiya hai dard to hoga hi, is dard ki aadat daal lo kyunki ye dard ZANDU BALM se jaata nahi

755. Wo mausam wo bahar bhi uske samne kam thi, uske saathe guzro wo waqt wo fiza bhi nam thi, par kya karein ae zalim apne hathoo mein mohabbat ki lakeer hi kam thi

756. Saato asmaan ki sair hum kar aye, har ek tare se dosti kar aye, ek tara khas tha jise hum apne sath le aye, varna aap hi sochiye aap is zameen par kaise aaye

757. Reliance new ad campaign: bhaad mein jaye baap ka sapna, jaldi ho batwara apna, cale the duniya karne muthi mein, ho gaya batwara chutki mein

758. Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi, tumhare dost ko ek pappi, dost ke dost ko ek puppi, batao kyun, aaj humare doggy ne 6 pappi ko jana diya

759. Kitni jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jaati hai, pyaas bujhti nahi barsaat guzar jaati hai, apni yaadon se kaho is tarha na aaya kare, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai

760. Chup rahte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye, humse koi ruswa na ho jay, badi mushkil se koi apna bana hai, bus ab kabhi mujhse juda na ho jaye

761. Rishton ki ahmiyat batate hai faasl, par thoda tadpate bhi hai fasle, dilon mein ho na doori dua karna, chah yun hi rahe miiilon ke faasle

762. Sardars 1 � kisse baat kar rahe ho?
Sardars 2 � bibi se yaar
Sardars 1 � bahut pyaar se baat karte ho bibi se
Sardars 2 � meri nahi teri hai yaar

763. Haseen aap jaisa koi nazar aaya nahin, isliye kisi aur se dil lagaya nahi, dooba iskadar aapki nigahon mein, aaj tak us sagar se nikal paaya nahi

764. Wife: agar main mar jaon to tum kya karoge?
Husband: shayad main bhi mar jaunga
Wife: kyun?
Husband: kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi jaan leleti hai

765. Gabbar singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne use zordar chata mara, logo ne puch kyun mara bacche ko? Maa boli � puchta hai kitne aadmi the?

766. Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurakar gham mitana zindagi hai, jeet kar hum khush huye to kya, haar kar khush rehna zindagi hai

767. Ghungat mein tujhe dekha tho diwana hua, sangeet ka taraana hua, shamaa ka parwaana hua, jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua

768. Karlo jo karna hai, kar lo jitne chahe kar lo, arre ruk kyun gaye, karte raho ruko mat bus karte raho mujhe aadat ho gai par kab tak karoge yaar free messages aaj raat tak hi hai

769. Collector banna hai tho IAS padh, doctor banna hai the MBBS padh, lawyer banna hai tho LLB padh aur agar chutiya banna hai tho mera SMS padh

770. Hasrat hi rahi ke deedar-e-yaar hota aur zinda rehte toh yehi intezaar hota, margaye tere jhoote wade pe warna na kabhi janaza uthta na kahin mazaar hota

771. Dil ki hasrat zuban par aane lagi, tumne dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi, yeh ishq tha ya thi meri deewangi, har surat mein surat teri nazar aane lagi

772. Jahan dosti wahan pyaar, jahan pyaar wahan takrar, jahan takrar, wahan judaai, jahan judaai, wahan dard, jahan dard wahan ZANDU BALM. Ab chota pack sirf Rs.2/-

773. Khwahish hi rah gayi unse aaj baat karne ki, par unhe fursat nahi kuch waqt humein deneki, yun to karlenge hum zindagi bhar unka intazaar, palat kar ek baar to puchle who kaisa raha din yaar

774. Zindagi mein hamesha haste raho hasna zindagi ki zaroorat hai, zindagi jiyo to is andaaz mein ki aapko dekhkar sabko lage zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai

775. Sharabi eye donate karne gaya, counter pe clerk ne pucha � kuch kehna chate ho? Usne kaha jise lagao use kehna ye aankh 4 peg peene ke baad khulti hai

776. Jo ho gaya so ho gaya, jo hona hoga wo hoga aur jo nahi hona hai wo nahi hoga kyunki jo hona hai, wo to hoga hi hoga ab dekhna hai ki kya hoga aur kya nahi hoga, hone ko to kuch bhi hoga yahi sochna hai ki kya hoga aur kya hoga agar kuch hoga to thik hoga aur nahi hoga to bhi thik hoga, thik hoga to kis kaaran se hoga aur kaaran hi thik nahi hoga to kuch kaise thik hoga, ab aap batao ki aage kya hoga?

777. Tum ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gherai mein jana chod diya, jab HOLI mein itne din baki hain, to aapne abhi se kyun nahana chod diya

778. 6 dogs were running, suddenly one asked why are we running? The other replied �agli gali mein ek naya khamba laga hai, chalo susu karne�

779. narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye, 12 botal pilane ke baad thekewale ne pucha aapko chadti kyun nahi? Narad bole MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON, thekewale ne kaha chad gayi sale ko

780. Na hoti hai mulaqat unse, na hoti hai baat unse, sirf khwaab mein ate hain, wahi milte hain, hum saari raat unse

781. Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chodd do, maa ne kaha paro ko chod do, paro ne kaha daru ko chod do, magar aapko kisne kaha sms karna chod do.... wah chunni babu, kemonache

782. Apnapan sikha kar juda ho gaye, na socha na samjha khafa ho gaye, duniya mein ab hum kisko apna kahenge, vo bhi sab ki tarah bewafa ho gaye

783. Teacher to student: make sentence in which all tenses come, present, past and future
Student: sau saal pehle mujhe tumse pyaar tha, aaj bhi hai aur kal bhi rahega

784. Mera dil jis dil pe fida hai, who shadi shuda hai, who shadi shuda hai, haan mohabbat ki ye saza hai.... who do bacho ki maa hai, do bacho ki maa hai

785. Dil ki nazuk dhadkon ko, mere dost tumne dhadkana sikhaya, jabse mili hai teri dosti, dil ko ghum mein bhi muskurana sikha diya

786. Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, doob kar jisme mar jaye vo river ho tum mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

787. Ae khat ja unke haathon ko chumle, jab who padhe to unke aankho ko chumle, khuda na kare, wo phaad bhi dale, to girte-girte unke kadamo ko chumle

789. Chahera bhul jaoge to shikayat nahi karunga, naam bhul jaoge to gila nahi karunga, ae mere dost dosti bhul jaoge to dosti ki kasam maaf nahi karunga

790. Humne manga that saathe unka, judaai ka gum de gaye, hum yadon ke sahare jee lete, who bhool jane ki kasam de gaye

791. Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi manga hoga humne ek accha dost yun hi, aap se hamari pehechan nahi hoti

792. Naa pyaar na mohabbat yaaro! Devdas ka kehna maano yaaro, na chandramukhi na paaro yaaro, roz shaam ko 2 peg maaro yaaro

793. Aaj wo humse jannat mein takra gaye yaaro, aaj wo humse jannat mein takra gaye yaaro... aur hamare dilse awaaz nikli � tumhare maaki, tum idhar bhi aa gaye

794. Idhar khuda hai, udhar khuda hai, jahan dekha wahan khuda hai, aur jana khuda nahi hai, kal khudva denge

795. Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the.... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili, aur aap ne kaha, ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DEDE BABA

796. Laal gulabi rang hai jhoom raha sansaar, suraj ki kirne khushiyon ki bahar, chaand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar, mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar.

797. Is jahan mein mohabbat kash na hoti to safar-e-zindagi mein mithas na hoti, agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut, to deewano ki kabar na hoti

798. Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai? TV hai? Kaun se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Aapke ghar mein chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyon nahi? Audio hai ke cd ke dvd? Home theatre kyon nahi hai? Nal hai? Paani aata hai? Fridge hai? Bada hai ke chota hai? Thanda karta hai? Ice banata hai? Kaun si company ka hai? To dusri company ka kyon nahi? Fan hai ke AC? Cooler kyon nahi hai? Phone nahi hai? ACCHA mobile hai? Balance hai? To SMS karo na yaar

799. Har table daru se saza rakhi hai, har type ke daru manga rakhi hai, na jane kis gali se ayega mera dost, humne har gali botloo se sajaa rakhi hai....CHEERS

800. Ek dost hai duniya mein jise ham khuda maante hai, jiske liya raat din khuda se duva mangte hai, khuda bhi jalte hai usase, vo bhi tujh jaisa dost mange hai

801. Apun ek sher bolega... charo taraf chaand fekrela hai light, boleto hogeli hai night, band kardalneka tube light, sone ka tight, boleto good night

802. Shaam javan hai, shaam javan hai, arz farmaatha hoon shaam javan hai aur uska baap major hai

803. Sardars riding a cycle hit a girl.
Girl: ghanti nahi hai maar sakta kya?
Sardars: poor cycle maar di ab ghanti alag se maru?

804. Kripya dhyaan de (18 blank screens) dhyaan dene ke liye shukriya ab apna kaam kare.

805. Roshini hai hazaro mein, masti hai nazaro mein, aap hai hazaro mein jaise chaand sitaro mein

806. Masti aankho mein hoti hai shaarab mein nahi, bhakti shraddha mein hoti hai, shabdo mein nahi, tu bhi jaan le mere dost dosti dil mein hoti hai sms mein nahi

807. Ek kabutar itna uda, itna uda, itna uda, bahut uda, bahut upar gaya, itna uda, itna uda, bas ab nahi dikh raha

808. 100 bewafai kubul hai 1 wafai ke liye, 100 ansu kubul hai 1 hasi ke liye, hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar ke, 100 dushman kubul hai aapki 1 dosti ke liye

809. rulane se pehle ek baar hasaya hota kasoor kya hai is dil ka bataya hota, mili saza uss khata ki jo kihee nahi hamne kash tumse dil lagaya na hota

810. Somethings are made for each other. For example... shoe and socks, soap and water, paper and pen, shirt and pant, me and your girlfriend

811. Dhooom machale (8 times) bahut dhoom machalia ab padai karo

812. Ankhon ki awaz kuch aur hoti hai, ansuo ki aag kuch aur hoti hai, kuan chahta hai bichadna apno se, majburiyo ki baat kuch aur hoti hai

813. ---------------------------------------------------- pyaar ho gaya hai mere mobile ko aapke mobile se, isliye line maar raha hai.

814. Har pal humne umeddon se saja rakha hai, aur network ko bhi samjha rakha hai, jane kis waqt aaye message tumhara, humne apna mobile phoolon se saja rakha hai


1.Unke jaane se chiragon mein roshini kaham
Chaand bhuj saa gaya mere gum se
Aab maut humse door kahn

2. aap se milke hum badal se gaye
sher padhne lage gunguna ne lage
pehle mashoor thi apni sar-zindagi
aab tho jab dekhiye muskuraane lage

3. teri yaad mein nahi guzarthe aise
tho koi daur nahin
jinki khwaish par sajde kiye
who aap hain aur koi nahin

4. us raat ko tho meri aise halath thi
vo door the muhjse par dil ke paas the
socha tha taaare ginke kat gayi raat meri
taaare bhi nahin aaye vo unke paas the

5. humne metrik tak haasil ki
hain education phir bhi
naa jaan sake love ki definition
phir dil ke darewazee par like diya
no admission
aap aa gaye phir bhi without permission

6. patti patti gulab ho jathi hain
har kali ek khwaab ho jathi hai
agar daal mein nagar fizaon par
tho shabnam sharaab ho jathi hai
jisme dekha ho lakhon hasinayee
uski niyat kharab ho jathi hain

7. har nazar mein ek kashish ho thi hai
har nazar mein ek chahat hothi hai
yeh mumkin nahin har kisi ki liye
taj mahel banana
lekin har nazar mein ek mumtaz hothi hai

8. ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya
kissi ko aashiq tho kisi ko deewana bana diya
do phool ko bhooj naa utha saki mumtaaz
shah jahan ne uspar taj mahel bana diya

9. dava bhi kaam naa aaye
koi dua na lage
mere khuda kisi ko
pyar ki hawa na lage
10.phool khilthe hain baharoon ka sama hota hai
aise mausam mein dil jawan hota hai
dil ki baton ko hoton se nahin kehthe
yeh fasana tho aankhon se bayan hota hai

11. humne mohabbat ko dekha hai kuch iss makam tak
ki aab tho nafarat sii ho gayi hai mohabbat ki naam see

12. Ae chaand tu door rehkar bahoot jalaale hume
bahoot din ho gaye tere deedar ki bhi
ab saans toot na jaye kahin
ek deed tho aa ke de abhi

13.shaam chale naam naam sadak pe
baraf si rangat wali ladki
kisi ka rasta dekh rahi thi
koi ho poochey tho hans kar keh de
yeh duniya kithni shakh karthi hai
kaan ka bala dhoondh rahi thi

14.vo rah vo raste chod diye humne
wooh yaar wo kasme thod diye humne
tere ishq mein-e-sanam
yeh duniya tak chod diya humne

15. khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare
fida kare tho bhi qayamat tak juda na kare

16.sehma sehma saa rehtha hoon
dara dara saa rehta hoon
jaane yeh dil kyon bharea sa rehtha hai
ik pal uthun tho dekhta hoon
sab kuch jal chukka hai
bas jara jara sa rehta hoon

17. yaad aathe hain wo din jo humne dabhi guzaare the
kabhi dil chatha hain ke wo din wapas aajaye
lekin hum bahut door chale gaye
kabhi socha nahin tha tum aise ho gaye
wo do pal jo humne guzaare the
kaash kabhi wo wapis aa jaye

18. bahut dekha hai un logon ko jo
khushiyon mein haste aur gamon mein rote hain
wo insaan bahut kam hote hain jo
gamon mein muskurate aur
khushiyon mein palke bhigote hain

19.kuch log zamane mein aise bhi hote hain
mehfil mein jo haste hain tanhai mein roote hain

20.muddaton baad aaj palke bhigi
aankh bhar aayi humari
aine ne jab kaha hums
ek zamana hua dekhe muskurahat tumhari

21.tum humesha hamari nazar mein rahe ho
ab tumhe aazmane se kya fayada
tum kisi aur ke jaal mein kaid hoo
tumse ulfat jatane see kya fayada

22. tute hue paimaane mein jaam nahi aatha
ishq ke mariz ko aaram nahin aata
aye dil todne wale tune yeh tho socha hota
toota dil kisi ke kaam nahin aatha

23.mujhe dushman ka pata na tha
aur doston ki khabar na thi
teri daastan kuch aur thee
meri daastan kuch aur hai
kabhi laut aye tho poochna nahin
dekhna inhe gaur see
jinhe raaste mein khabar ho ki yeh
raste koi aur hai

24.main labe shikve ko see leta hoon
chand ghadiyan hai yun hi gin leta hoon
ek baar pakad leta hoon jis dost ka haath
usi haath see jahar pi leta hoobn

25. kabhi dekha hai manzar shaam ke baad
kitney chup chup rehte hai shajar shaam ke baad
tho suraj tujhe kya maloom raat ko dookh
ki raaz utar mein jaan ghar shaam ke baad

26.hoti agar kabool koi iltaja hamari
ibadat ke deewane aaj hum bhi karte
mohabbat ki hoti hum see bhi kisi ne agar
tho har shaksh see naram mizaz hum bhi hua karte

27.har lafz kaghaaz par utaara nahin jata
har naam sare aam pukara nahin jata
hote hai doston mein kuch raaz ki baatein
shayad iss liye iss khel mein hara nahin jaatha

28. pyar karo tho ithna karo ki koi had na rahe
intazaar karo tho ithna karo ki waqt na rahe
bharoosa karo tho ithna karo ki shak na rahe
nafrat karo tho ithna karo ki mohabbat na rahe

29.nahin kiya gile shab-e-sahar kisi see
hansna rona accha laga tanhai mein
kehte bhi kya kisi see ki hum hai tanha tanha
jeena tho hai ek saza tanhai mein

30. har lamha har roz umidon ka chirag jala kar
bhuja gaya roshini ka har ek zaria wo mujhe jala kar

31. tum dost hote tho mohabbat ka sawaal na karte
use mehsoos karte aur hamara khayal karte
afsos ki tum hamari ulfat se naawakif rahe
jaise umar bhar saath reh kar bhi naa rahe

32.sookhe patte se pyar kar lenge hum
tujh par aithbaar kar lenge hum
tum yeh tho kaho ki tum hamare hoo
zindagi bhar intazaar kar lenge hum

33.gum ek zahar hai unhe piya jaata hoon
raat ki tanhai ko unhe aabad kiye jataa hoon
mujhe tho maloom nahin tha lekin log kehte hain
sote sote tera naam liye jaata hoon

34.jab usne mujhe pyaar se dekha
badal gayi meri jeevan rekha jab usne lii mere samne angarai
bhool gaya main khuda ki khudai usne kaha hua tumse pyar
mujhe laga hua yeh kaisa chamatkar
uski galiyon mein tha mera ana jaana
lekin kab banegi meri jane jaana

35.usuloon key saath agar chaloon tho
jazbaath kaa kya karon
duniya ko agar khush karon tho
armaano ka kya karoon
har ek ke liye jaha mein jiya nahin jaa saktha
ehsaas hi agar apna mita doon phir jee key kya karon

36.shabanam se kya phool hile
jab tak barsaat na hoo
khat see kya dil bhare
jab tak mulaqat na hoo

37. akeli jee rahi thi dil ka aanan soona tah mera
sirf tanhaiyaan thi mere paas
par tumne itna pyar diya hai
jaan ke ki ab maut bhi na aaye marne ke baad

38.zindagi tho jaise ek saza si ho gayi
gum ke sagar mein iss kadar kho gayi
tum aa jao wapis yeh guzarish hai meri
shayuad mujhe tumhari aadat si ho gayi hai

39.hume koi gum nahin tho game aashiqui se pehle
na thi dushmani kisi se teri dosti se pehle
mein kabhi na muskurata jo mujhe ye ilm hota
ki hazaar gum milenge mujhe ek khushi se pehle
hume koi gum nahin tha game aashiqui se pehle

40. kuch phool tum par bhi the
kuch phool hum par bhi the
tum bhi saj rahe the
hum bhi saj rahe the
bas fark ithna tha
tum duniya basa rahe the
aur hum duniya se jaa rahe the

41. agar rah se kuch maanga tho shikarat
ho gee tere hote hue
kisi aur ko chahu tho quamat ho gee
kyon ki khuda ne tujhe ithni fursat
see banayi hai ki teri
aankhon mein jannat ka rasta nazar aaya hai

42.mein dil jo laakh samhaya ki e-dil unko
yaad karna chod de
par dil ke har kone se awaaz aayi
yahan tho har saans mein base hain wo
tho kya saans lena chod dee

43.aansu ko ankhon ki dehliz pe laya na karo
apne dil ki halath kisi ko bathya na karo
log muthi bhar namak liye ghum rahe hai
apne zakham kisi ko dikhaya naa karo

44.khat likhne ka mood kiya
humne bhi mood bana liya
ungli kaat ke kalam banayi
khoon ko sahayi bana liya
ab tum pucho mujhe ya naa pooch
humne apna farz nibha diya

45. koi ankhon ankhon see baar kar letha hai
koi ankhon ankhon mein mulaqat kar letha hai
bada muskil hota hai jawab dena
jab koi khomosh reh kar sawaal kar leta hai

46.aapki kavita ne hume likhna sikha diya
aapki dosti ne hume pyar karna sikha diya
aur kua aapse
aap ki hasi me hume jeena sikha diya

47. hasraton pe chai bekhudi ho tum
zindagi ke saare gu bhool jao wo khushi ho tum
badal na jana badale zamaane ki tarah
oo bekhabar meri zindagi ho tum

48.kitni sundar hai in gaalon pe yeh laali teri
aur us pe yeh hilthi hui kano ki bali teri
bahut taareef kardi ab to bata do
kahan hain choti saali meri

49. kaash khuda ne hume kitab banaya hota
tum padthe- padthe soo jathe
hume seene see lagaya hota

50. Ae badal tu itna garaz ki wo aa naa sake
wo aane ke baad itna baras ki wo ja naa sake

51. kyun khoe khoe se tum rehte hoo sanam
iss dil se tumhari chahat hogi na kabhi kam
aa jao meri zindagi mein tum sanam
tumhare bina hai zindagi mein bahut gum

52. dil tuta hai humara khuda ki marzi hogi
isme kuch unki khudgarzi hogi
dil diya tha humne unhe apna samah kar
tod diya unhone isse ek sapna samaj kar
is tote dil ko aab hum sambhale kaha se
ki hum to pehle hee bedakhal ho chuke hai jahan see

53. matlabi hai yeh duniya yahan kaun kiska hota hai
dokha bhi wahi deta hai jispe bharosa hota hai

54. har shaam kaha jaathi hai
ye kahami har subah leeathi hai
ye ek nayi kahani raastha tho badalthe hai har din ke
lekin manzil rehjathi hai wahi poorani

55. hazaaron khushiya kam hota hai
ek gum bhulane ke liye
ek gam kafi hota hai
zindagi bhar rulane ke liye

56. jiske khayalon mein hoon ghum
usko bhi koi khayal hai
mere liye yehi sawal
sabse bada sawal hai

57.aaj tho mera dil kehta hai
thu iss waqt akela hoga
mera chuma hua haaton see
auron ko khat likhta hoga

58. zindagi ke raastey par hum tum
ko ek saath hi tho chalna hai
hum tho jee bhi nahi payenge
akele chod ke chale jaoge tum

59. jis shaam mere lab pe tere naam na aaye
khuda kare aisa shaam naa aye
aaye jaane wale yeh mumkin hi nahi
afsana likhon aur tera naam na aye

60.pyar mein sanam khuda hota hai
ehsaas tab hota hai
jab wo juda hota hai

61. pyar nahin tha unko humse
aithbaarb nahin tha unko humse
phir na jaane yeh dil kyon bhara se rehta hai
kabhi yehi tho soch liya tha usne

62. vidya kiya hai humne aap ko
man se na juda kiya]
milenge hum aur aap aapas lmein
duniya me humse fariyad kiya

63. manzilon ko kareeb see dekha
magar mazar na aaye wo
aage piche dekha koi nahi tha
sach much meri manzil thi
phir meri deewangi

64.jo khwab palkon mein sajai hoo
use kabhi barbaad hone haa doongi
meri zindagi mein suraj nikle ya na nikle
teri zindagi mein shaam kahi aane na doonga

65. kaash tere ghar ka deewar
mere ghar ke paas hota
bhala thu nahi dekthi
teri aawaj tho suntha

66. har muskurahat ka matlab ikraar nahi hota
har muskuraht ka matlab inkar nahi hota
yun tho nazar laakhon se milthi hai
par har nazar do matlab pyar nahi hota

67.yeh dil aise chiz hai jis ka sauda sirf ek baar hota hai
ye pyar aise chiz hai ho dubara nahi hota
hai mil jaayegi aapko raah mein humari kahi magar
hum jaisa shayad hi kahi milsaktha hai

68. tu chandra mukhi main suraj mukhi
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi
chal chat par ja kar laga de chalang
tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi

69. log kahte hai hume aadat hai muskurane ki
par vo kya jan ye bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki��

70. kabhi khamosh baithoge, kabhi kuch gungunaaoge
main itna yaad aaunga, jitna mujhe bhulaoge
jab koi pooch baithega khamoshi ko sabak tumse
bahut batlana chahoge par bataa na paaoge

71. kaun kehta hai judaai hogi
yeh afwah kisi dushman ne udai hogi
thaath se rehenge aapke dil mein
kuch jagah to humney bhi banayi hogi

72. haqiqat samjho ya fasana
begana kaho ya deewana
suno is dil ka fasana
teri dosti hai mere jeevan ka bahana

73. aarzoo hai tumhe door se dekhne ki
karib bhi nahin aana chahte
tamanna nahin tumhe khone ki
tumhe paana bhi nahin chahte

74.kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
ki zindagi jaise teri zulfon ki chaaon mein
guzar bhi pati, tho shayad aap ho bhi sakthi thi
yeh rang jo gum ki syahi jo dil pe chai hai
teri nazar ki shuwaaon mein kho bhi sakthi
magar ye ho naa saka
magar ye ho naa saka, aur ab yeh aalam hai ki
tu nahin tera gum teri zustzu bhi nahin
guzar rahi hai zindagi jaise ise
kisike sahare ki aarzoo nahin
na koi raah, na manzil , naa roshni ka suraag
guzar rahi hai zindagi meri aandheron mein
inhi andheeron mein rahe jaoounga kabhi kho kar main
main jaanta hoon meri hum nafas
magar yun hee kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai

75. phool khilte hai khushboo bikhraane ki liye
kyun hum milte hai bichad jaane ke liye
ab koi aarzoo nahin hum betaab hai
maut ko gale lagane ke liye

76. hichikiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai
ki shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hoi
milne na aaye to kya hum par chand lamhe
to barbaad to karta hai

77. zubaan se naam lete hai , aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain
kabhi hazaaron baatein kiya karte the, aaj ek baat ke liye taras jate hain

78. gum-e- zindagi kay mare hai
aur ek bazi jeet kar hare hai
jitne pathar meri jholi mein hai
sab mere doston ney mujhe mare hai

79.aap mere pyar ka jab silla dene lage
raste majbur hokar rasta dene lage
insane ka kya bharosa insane deta hai kya
dona haaton se sameta jab khuda dene lage

80. tum mujhe bhool kar to dekho
har khushi rooth jaegi
jab bhi tum akele baithoge
khud ba khud meri yaad aayegi

81. teri dosti ki roshini aisi hai
ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai
sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu
aaj kal kambakth bill bahut aata hai

82.hum to massoof hai apni tanhaiyon mein
bade muddaton ke baad kisi ne hame pukara hai
ek pal thahar ke sochne lage
kya ye naam hamara hai ?

83. kaun rakhta hai yaad naamon ko
log cheharon ko bhool jate hai
tum samandar ki baat karte ho
lob aankhon mein doob jaate hai

84.gamon ka daur jaari hai
aaj ki raat bahut bhaari hai
dilon ka tutna koi nayi baat nahi hai
aaj meri to kal kisi aur ki baari hai

85. chahne se koi baat nahi hoti
suraj ke saath raat nahi hoti
chahte hai jise jaam se bhi zyaada
dil mein hai par didar nahi detay

86. meherban wo nazar phir ho yeh zarori to nahin
zindagi hamesha saath tahe yeh zarori to nahin
ashiana basa hi lenge par wo tere bagair ho yeh zarori to nahin

87. usko kya saza doon, jisne mohabbat mein hamara dil tood diya
gunah to humne kiya, jo uski haton ko mohabbat ka rang diya

88. aaj khushiyon ko koi duhai dega
nikla hai chand dikhai dega
aye mohabbat karne walo zara sambhal ke mohabbat karna
ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega

89. dosti acchi hoto rang lati hai
dosti gehri hoto sabko bhaati hai
dosti naadan hoto tut jati hai
par dosti hum jaison se hoto itihaas banjati hai

90.dil ke rishtey kitne ajeeb hote hai
door rehkar bhi paas hote hai
naseeb wale hote hai wo log
jo tumhe roz dekha karte hai

91. nazron se nazar mili kalaam ho naa saka
haath outha hee reh gaya salaam ho naa saka

92. unki hasrat hai jise mita bhi naa saku
dhondhne use chala hoon, jise paa bhi naa saku

93.har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega
jab hum nahin rahenge to dosti kaun karega
ae khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega

94. phool ju tarah haste tahe to hum khush hai
dil kholkar milte raho tho hum khush hai
ye nahi chahte ki roz mile kisi din yaad karliya
karo to hum khush hai

95. itefaq se hum mile itefaq see hum dost bane
hamari dosti ab itefaq nahin , zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai

96. shaam dhali phir kali rat aaye
dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad aaye
aankhon ne mehsoos kiya ous hawa ko
jo tumhe chookar hamare paas aaye

97. hum students ka favorite song:
exams paas aye, man ghabraye
raat din padte-padte bheja paglaye
abto mera dil night time rota hai
kya karu hai yaad nahi hota hai

98. dost ek saahil hai toofano ke liye
dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye
dost ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye
dost ek khwaish hai aap jaise dost pane ke liye
99. khaali shishe bhi nishaan rakhte hai
tute hue dil bhi armaan rakhte hai
jo khamoshi se guzar jaye
wo dariya bhi dil mein toofan rakhte hai

100. dosti ek sapna hai , is sapne ko yaad rakhna
auro ke dost mil bhi jaye to , is dost ko yaad rakhna

101. tujhe chahnewale kam na honge
waqt ke saath shayad hum na honge
chahe kisko bhi kitna bhi pyar dena
pr teri yaadon ke haqdar sirf hum honge

102. badi asani se dil lagaye jate hai
par badi mushqil se vade nibhaye jate hai
le jate hai mohabbat un rahon par
jahan diye nahin dil jalaaye jaate hain

103. mere marne par tum aansr mat bahaana
mere marne par ae dost aansu mat bahaana
yaad aye to sidha upar chale aana

104. tussi bade great ho , rasgulle ki plate ho
sms karne mein great ho, par jo bhi ho khuda ki kasam mere pehle friend ho

105. dosti hori hai dil-o-jaan lutaane ki liye
hum apni hasti mita de tumhe pane ke liye
milne ki tumhe fursat nahi hum sms karte hai
apni yaad dilane ke liye

106.logon ko kehte suna aksar
zinda rahe to phir milenge�.. magar iss dil ne mehsoos kiya hai pal pal milte rahe to zinda rahenge

107.dost dil todna hamari aadat nahin
dil hum kisika dukhaate nahin
bharosa rakhna meri dosti pe
dil mein basaake hum kisiko bhulaate nahin

108. milne ki khushi na bhichadne ka gum
na tanha na udas hai hum
kaise kahe kaise hain hum
bas yun samajh lo bahut akele hain hum

109. raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye
gairon se kya gila karun jab apne chale gaye
jeet tho sakte they ishq ki baazi hum bhi
par tumhe jetame ke liye hum harte chale gaye

110. agar kal hum na bhi rahe
humari yaad sada rahegi
sirf nazrein uthake chand ko dekhna
humari dosti ki TASVIR wahan rahegi

111. na chaho kisiko itna ki
chahat tumhari majburi ban jaye
chaho kisiko itna ki
tunhara pyar uske liye zaroori ban jaye

112. kafan na daalo yaro mujh par
mujhe aadar hai muskurane ki
abhi kabar mein na utaro
mujhe umeed hai uske aane ki

113. munna bhai says : � life mein 3 cheezon ke peechu kabhi nahin bhagne ka
BUS, TRAIN aur LADKI . bole to isne pe seedha chadjaane ka

114. chaho tho dil se hume mita dena
chaho tho hum ko bhula dena
par yeh wada karo ki aayi jo kabhi yaad hamari
rona mat sirf muskuraa dena

115. kabhi kee hogi suraj nee chand se mohabbat
tabhi to chand me daag hai
mumkin hai ki chand se hui hogi bewafai
tabhi to suraj ke seene mein aag hai��..

116. LADKA : janeman iss dil mein aaja
LADKI : sandal nikalu kya ?
LADKA : arey pagli mandir thodi hai aise hee aaja

117. dil ki galion mein koi gham na ho
hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
bas yehi hai dua ki tum khush raho
kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho

118. exam ke char din pehle jab syllabus dekha to ek gaana yaad aaya
�KUCH TO HUA HAI , KUCH HO GAYA HAI
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI, SAB KUCH NAYA HAI �

119. har mulaqat unn se adhuri si rahi
har khushi mein kuch kami si rahi
khwab kya dekhe humne tumhare
ab to neendh ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi

120. a mere sms mer dost ke paas jaane
agar wo busy ho to shor mat machana
agar wo free ho to dheere se kehna
� TAKE CARE AND GOOD NIGHT �

121. bahut cheezein lut chuki hai tujhse dil lagaane ke baad
isliye room ki har cheez check karta hoon ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jaane ke baad
122. wo kya hai * ho ISHQ mein hai *** DIL mein hai *** MANN mein hai **** lekin DHADKAN mein nahi hai ? * Guess�**** sochoo kya hai wo **** AAMIR KHAN

123. raatein gumanam hoti hai, din kisi ke naam hota hai
hum zindagi kuch iss tarah jeete hai ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai

124. royange aankhen muskrane ke baad
aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad
oh jaanewale zara mudke tho dekh
shayad yeh zindagi na rahe tere jaane ke baad

125. dol gumsum, labh khamosh
yeh aankhen aaj nam kyun hai
jo kabhi apna hua hee nahin
usey khone ka itna ghum kyun hai

126.ruth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage
itne door ho ke bahut yaad aaney lage
kaise bhula doon tumhe main ekpal main
jab tumhe paane mujhe zamanay lage

127. kya aap confidence se chalet hain
kya aap penalty bharte hain
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hain
tho aap sms kyun nahi karte hain ?

128. dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga
dard khud hi ghav bharne laga
dard ke mare hum na roye kabhi
dard khud hum ko chookar rone laga

129. new year ke mahine mein aapko
tata ka status, ambani ki daulat
vajpayee ka dheeraj, laden ki himmat
aur bush ki taqat de

130. dekhi hazaro mehfil par ye fiza kuch aur hai
jalwe dekhe hai hazaaro magar AAPKI ada kuch aur hai
waise to hazaaro hai jaam par AAPKA nasha kuch aur hai

131. hum tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar
tere lab pe khilenge muskan bankar
kabhi apne juda mat samajhna
hum tere saath challenge aasman bankar

132. aankho may raha dil may utar kar na dekha
kasti ke musafir ne samandar na dekha
patthar mujhe kehta hai mera chahne wala
main moam hun usne mujhe chookar na dekha

133. hasinone haseem bankar gunaah kiya
auro ko tho theek humko bhi tabaah kiya
pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein unki bewafai ko
aurone to theek unhone bhi wah wah kiya

134. aap gairon ki baat karte hai
humne apno ko azmaya hai
aap kanto se bachkar chalet hain
humne phoolon se chot khaya hai

135. machhar ne jo kata dil mein junoon tha
khujli itni hui dil besukun tha
pakda tho jaane diya yeh soch kar
sale ki ragon mein apna hi khoon tha

136. badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe
badi duaon se paya hai tujhe
tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise
kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe

137. kehte hain ki ishq mein neend ud jaati hai
hame bhi koi ishq kare, kambakht neend bahut aati hai

138. kamala ke nakhre tere, ajeeb tere style hai
sms bhejne ki aadat nahi aur haath mein mobile hai

139.pyaara sa ehsaas ho TUM har pal mere paas ho TUM
jeeneki aas ho TUM manka vishwaas ho TUM
isliye mere liye kuch khaas ho TUM

140. dared dil sehna asan nahi hota
keemti cheez ke har koi kabil nahin hota
yeh to rab ki meherbaani hai warna
popat ke paas mobile nahin hota

141. mil jaye koi naya to hame na bhool jaana
koi rulaye tumhe to hume yaad kar lena
dost hain tumhare khushi na sahi gum hi bata lena

142. do pal ki bhi khushi nahi to kya
hum umr bhar gum ke sahare guzaar lenge
kya hua jo hamari girl friend nahi
hum aapke girl friend ke sahare jee lenge

143. jabse nazar mile aapse naa jaane mujhe kuch ho gaya
raat ki neend nahi rahi, din ka chain kho gaya
yeh pyar nahi mujhe conjunctivitis ho gaya

144. mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai aur
doctor ne kaha hai ki bahur sare sms chadhane padenge so plz DONATE
much more sms its urgent

145. abhi bole to bhai ko tere sms nahi aarele
bhai ka khopdi bot tight he bol nikalu kya
tere lucky draw ? bole to do char sms chipka dal
sender : MUNNA BHAI

146. hum raat ki tanhai mein aawaz diya karte hain
aur sitaron se apka zikr kiya karte hain
na aaya karo khwabo mein hamare
hum BHOOT se bahut dara karte hain

147. superman ud raha hai, shaktiman dushmano se lad raha hai
spiderman diwaron pe chad raha hai , aur Doberman sms pad raha hai

148. AKASH mein panchi flying
BADAL mein bhavre gaying
Hum tum pe itna dying
Jitna sea mein water lying

149. kya kar raho ho ?
busy ho ?
kitne bus ho ?
thoda ho ? ki
bahut ho ?
agar thoda ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ? aur
agar zyada ho to
sms kyon padh rahe ho ?

150. chand mein dekha to aap dikhe
badal mein dekha to aap dikhe
taaron mein dekha to aap dikhe
arre yaar thoda side mein ho jao to kuch aur bhi dikhe

151. zindagi behaal hai, sur hai naa taal hai
message box bhi kangaal hai, kya aapki sms factory
mein hadtaal hai, kuch sms to bhejo mere mobile ke
zindagi ka sawaal hai.

152. aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai
yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aapse dur rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aapko bhulna apne bas ki baat nahi

153. tu chand maange��� main chand dedu
tu tarey maange����main tarein dedu
tu dil mange����main dil dedu
tu jaan mange��.. bas yaar bheek maangne ki bhi ek
limit hoti hai

154. Pakistan ko sharafat sikha diya
HINDUSTANI ki taqat dikha diya
Sunle sale MUSHARRAF
KASHMIR to kya Lahore mein bhi aaj TIRANGA lehra diya

155. aap har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai
hum har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hain
bada fark hai aapke aur hamare nazariye mein
aap dil ko dard aur hum dard ko dil samajhte hain

156. ye mat dekho ki zindagi mein kitne pal hain
ye dekho ki ek pal mein kitnee zindagi hai
SO LIVE HAPPILY EVER

157. bewafa se kabhi puar nahi hota
marne ke baad intezar nahi hota
dosti dekhkar karna mere dost
har dost hamari tarah dildaar nahi hota

158. sapno ki duniya sajake to dekho
mohabbat ke Deepak jalake to dekho
tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna
zara humse nazrein milake to dekho

159. jo asaani se mile , vo hai gum
jo mushquil semile, vo hai paisa
jo kisi kisi ko mile, vo hai pyar
jo naseeb walon ko mile vo hai apun ka sms

160. mere sabar ka imtihaan naa le
meri khamoshi ko saza naa de
jo tere bagair jee naa sake
use jeene ki dua naa dee

161. na aana mere janaaze mein
mere mohabbat ki tauheen hogi
main chaar logon ke kandhe pe
aur meri JAAN paidal hogi

162. kyun hume kisiki talaash hoti hai
kyun dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai
chaand ko dekho wo bhi to tanha hai
phir bhi uski chaandni se roshan yeh raat hai

163. log ishq karte bade shor ke saath
humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath
magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath
kyunki kal use dekha kisi aur ke saath

164. suvar ke bacche, ullu ke patthe, kutte ke pille,
saap ke sapole, gaay ke bachhde sab chote-chote
pyare- pyare hote hai !!!!!!

165. aap jaisa koi dusta hoga to khuda se shikayat hogi
ek ko tho jhela nahi jaata, dusre se kya haalat hogi

166. dil hai to pyar hai
pyar hai to ishq hai
ishq hai to dard hai
ishq hai to���� ZANDU BALM HAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!

167. narazgi ka matlab inkar nahi hota
muskurahat ka matlab ikraar nahi hota
zindagi mein kabhi aise hi mil jate hai
us nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota

168. duaon ki bheed mein ek dua hamari
jisme mangi hamne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi musjurae aap dil se
samjho dua kubul hui hamari �!!!!!!

169. aansu tere nikle tho aankhen mere ho
dil tere dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
khuda kari di dosti hamari itni gehri ho
ki naukari tu kare aur salari meri ho

170. dost dost nahin khuda hota hai
mahsus tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai
bin dost ke jeena saza hota hai aur
dost hum jaisa hoto jeene ka maaza hota hai

171.yaad teri naa aaye aisa hone naa dunga
dost tere jaisa khone na dunga
sharafat se message bhejte rehna
warna kaan ke neeche do baja dunga !!!!!!

172. mahek mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti
mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti
saath zindagi mein dosti ka agar ho to
zindagi JANNAT se kam nahi hoti

173. aaj dil bekarar sa kyun hai
tera ghum hai toh bahaar sa kyun hai
koi umeed nahi koi vade nahi
phir bhi tera intezar sa kyon hai

174. badal gaya barsaat na aayi
dil chadka aawaz na ayi
pura din guzar gaya dost
kya ek baar bhi meri yaad na aayi

175. arz kiya hai:
dakth pe chilman-e-husn ka yun furkat se sharmana
agar pehli line samajh mein aaye toh humein bhi samjhana

176. yaad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein
dil dooba hai gamo ki gahrai mein
hamein mat dhundo duniya ki bhid mein
hum milenge tumhe tumhari dil mein

177. bole wo dosti , chup rahe wo pyar
milaye wo dosti, juda karaye wo pyar
hasaye wo dosti, rulaye wo pyar
phir bhi dosti chodkar kyun karte hai pyar

178. main mar jaun to mera jism jala dena
lekin usme se pehle mera dil nikaal lena
mujhe parvaah nahi hai dil ke jal jaane ki
mujhe tp parvaah hai usme rehne waale ki

179. har kali tujhse khushbu udhar mange
aftab tujhse noor udhar mange
rab kare tu dosti aise nibhaye
ki log mujhse teri dosti udhar mange

180. college mein school ki yaad aayi
jawani mein bachpan ki yaad aayi
kaanto ko chua to phoolon ki yaad aayi
raat mein bhoot ko dekha to teri yaad aayi

181. jo asani se mile wo hai ghum
jo mushkil se mile wo hai RUM
jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai DUM
jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai HUM

182. muskurakar mila karo humse
kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse
baat karne se hee baat badti hai
janaab roz baat kiya karo humse

183. chand pe kaali ghata chaati tho hogi
sitaron ko muskurahat ati tho hogi
tum lakh chupao duniya se magar
akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati ho hogi

184. tum milo na milo milne ka gham nahi
tum paas se guzar jao wo milne se kam nahi
mana kadar nahi tumhe hamari
magar pucho unse jinke mukaddar mein hum nahi

185. baadalon se salaam leta hun
waqt ko haath mein thaam leta hun
maut bhi ruk jaati hai pal bhar ke liye
jab main hotho se tera naam letha hun

186. yun dur rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte
apne chahnewale ko sataya nahi karte
jiss har waqt hota hai khayal aapka
use mulaqat ke liye tadpaya nahi karte

187. bheeg jathi hain palkein kabhi tanhai mein
darte hain yeh koi jaan naa le
aur bhi darte hain ki aise me achanak
meri ankhon se koi tumhe pehchaan naa le

188. dilse dil laga ke to dekho
meri yaadon mein aansu baha ke to dekho
sms to kya mobile bhi dunga dost
sirf ekbar mere mobile ka bill chukake to dekho

189. mana ki kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge
par ankhomein jo hai who kaise chupaoge
wada raha ye hamara aapse
jab bhi phone uthaoge hamara hee sms paoge

190. baagon mein phool khilte rahenge
raat ko deep jalte rahenge
dua hai yahi hamari khuda se
aap khush hamesha raha karenge

191. mere dil ki hai ek condition
usme nahi kisi ko permission
sirf tujhe hai dost admission
wo bhi bina donation
just maintain ye relation

192. hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte
aap bhale hume bhula ke so jao
hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

193. din ko chain nahin, raat ko aaram nahi
jee naa lage kahin, ae khuda kya yehi pyar hai
arre poppat ye pyar nahi summer ki garmi hai
ja jake NAHA LEEE !!!!!!!!!

194. jaroori nahi ki dosto me baat hoti rahe
jaroori nahi ki dosto mein mulaquat hoti rahe
zaroori hai ki dost jahan bhi rahe
doston ki hamesha yaad rahe

195. UPARWALE se pani manga tho sagar diya
phool manga tho bageecha diya
ghar manga tho mahal diya
paisa manga tho aap ka number diya
kab aau lene ?????

196. kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aajaye
zindagi ki akhiri shaam aajaye
hum tho dhundte hain waqt aisa
kab hamari zindagi aapke kaam aajaye !!!!!!

197. nighaein aapki pehchan hai hamari
musjkurahat aapki shaan hai hamari
rakhana hifazat tum apni
kyunki saanse aapki jaan hai hamari

198. ek baar mombati ka dhaga bola �main jalta hoon to
tu kyon pighalti hai� . mom boli �JISKO DIL MEIN JAGAH DI HO JAB WO BICHADTE HAIN TO AANSU NIKALTE HAIN � .

199. koi patthar se na mare mere deewane ko
koi patthar se na mare mere deewane ko
NUCLEAR POWER ka zamaana hai
BOMB se uda do sale ko

200. AIRTEL : aaj mere paas ad karne ke liye sachin hai, shahrukh hai , A.R. Rehmaan hai �.. tumhare paas kya hai.
HUTCH : mere paas KUTTA hai

201. tum hamesha muskurate raho
muskurate raho muskurate raho
muskurate raho muskurate raho
mera kya jayega log tumhe hee pagal samjhenge.

202. jale hue ko aag kehte hain, bujhe hue ko khak kehte hain
jo tumhare paas nahin use dimag kehte hain

203. dimag jiska ICE jivan uska NICE
dil jiska PURE safalta mile SURE
nazar jiski CLEAR wo bane sabka DEAR
aisa kaun aur kahaan hai
aare poppat yaha waha kya dekta hai
MAIN HOON NAA !!!!!!!!!

204. kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna
dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna
hamari yadon ki khushbu zarur aayegi
aap bas apna mobile switch on rakhna

205. zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti
amanat mein kabhi quyamat nahi hoti
dil ko sambhal ke rakhna dost kyonki
ishq ki jail me kabhi jamanat nahin hoti

206. phool kanto ke beech khilte hain
hiiire pattharro ke beech milte hain
ghum ke baad khushi milti hai aur
hum jaisa dost kismat walon ko milte hai

207. jab kutte ki maut aati hai
jab kutte ki maut aati hai
jab kutte ki maut aati hai
tab kutta mar jata hai


*******************{ Chaar Cheezen}*******************
4 Cheezen Aap ko pareshan ya bimar karti Hai:
1.zyada baten karna
2.zyada sona
3.zyada khana
4.zyada logon se mail jhol.
4 cheezen aap ko khatam karti hai:
1.Pareshani
2.Gham
3.Bhook
4.Dair se sona.
4 Cheezon se chehre ki rounaq khatam ho jati hai aur Khushiya chali jati hai:
1.Jhoot bhoolna
2.Izzat na karna ya kisi galat cheez per bhi israr karna
3.Bagair malumat aur bagair jante huwe bahez karna
4.kisi galat cheez ko be baqi se bagair kisi khowf se karna.
4 Cheezon se chahre ki rounaq badh jati hai:
1.Parhez gari
2.Wafadari
3.Rahem dili
4.Doosre k bagair kahe un ki madat karna.
4 cheezon se rizq ki Farawani (zaydati, kasrat) ruk jati hai:
1.Suba fajr se tulu Aftab tak sona
2.Namaz na padhna ya pabandi se na padhna
3. Susti karna
4.Dhoke dena.
4 cheezon se rizq badhta hai:
1.Raaton ko uth ker Ibadat karna
2.Bahot zyada paisheman hona (apne gunaho per)
3.Mustaza khairat karna
4.Zikr karna Allah Tala ko yaad karna.
◈ Qad Bagair heel k bhi Nazar Aasakta hai
◈ Agar Shakhshiyat main bulandi ho.
◈ Hont lipstick k bagair bhi Khoobsurat lag sakte hain
◈ Agar waqt par khole jayen.
◈ Chehre ka rang bagair Makeup bhi saaf dikhayi de sakta hai
◈ Agar Dil ka rang saaf ho.
◈ Palke Bagair muskura k bhi Dil ko bha sakti hain
◈ Agar sharm se jhuki hon.
◈ Ankhon main chamak Bagair lens k bhi Aasakti hai
◈ Agar Aankhon main Haya ho.
♥ Dunya k Khoobsurat Libason se Haya o SharmAik Libaas Hai ♥
★ "Narrated by Abu Huraira (ra): The Prophet said, "Faith (Belief) consists of more than sixtybranches (i.e. parts). And Haya is a part of faith." (Bukhari)


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Girls koi bhi movie ka naam likho ...
Boys us movie ke song cmmnt me likhenge....
Boys b chahe to movie name likh k girlz ko gane k liye bol sakte h bt no zor zabardasti.... Only girlz ki marzi ho tab..

LET'S START ..!!

Abuse /misbehave / dirty language
R.I.P. In ban list..!!


Aajao frnds thodi masti kre :D

Rules which u all have to follow -

game ye hai ki ladka ladki ke liye
song gayega or ladki ladke ke
liye..par partner banake....... apne apne partner khud
banaoge,,,,par koi kisi ke sath
jabardasti
nahi karega....
or jab tab tak
partner nahi ban jata vo kisi pe bhi
song dedicate nahi karega.. sirf apne partner pe hi karega... ladka
ladke ko bhi apna partner bana
sakta hai agar koi ladki na mile
to.....
dont abuse
anyone......... .. (abuse=ban)

letS start the game.... ;) :D


Losing your heart on a pretty face may be a
deal of loss
But giving your heart to a beautiful heart will
surely secure big profit. ..
:)

"Mk"


==TIME 12:00AM==
jo uta hua hai LIKE THOKE Or aa jaoo mehfil main shaitano ki
Jangli billiyo chllo start kre vartalap .
real shaitan jage hoge abi ...

♥LETS START CHIT CHAT♥

Abuse /Misbehave / Dirty Language
R.I.P. In Ban List..!!


Strange but true!

Apan Jhonny Lever dikho yaaa lalita paawar, Apne ku saathi Deepika padukone yaa Salman Khan'ich honaa sonchte!


..................... Time 11:00 pm ........................

aa jao single log :P :D

mingle ;) hone ke liye <3 :D

let's start chit chat ♡.♡

Dï§hå


Main khayaalon khwaab ki mehfilen...
Na ba-kadr-e-shauk sajaa saka...

Teri ik nazar ke saath hi...
Mere sab iraade badal gaye...

Ye tumhaare gham ke charaag hain...
Kabhi bujh gaye kabhi jal gaye.... !!!


tumse mili nazar ke
mere hosh ud gye
aisa hua asar ke
dil me phool khil gye


Girl:" Dr. Plz mere boyfrnd ko
andar bula
Lijye..
Dr:" Trust me! mai sharif admi hu..•ღ•
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Girl:Apki Nurse bhot khoobsurat hai aor wo aik
number ka kameena hai . :P

SanwaL


Yem gamik tche asaan wadvin.. Yeman karte mazaak yem kadnaiy orre laeke.. Ais Shahrik ma zano bad kalami..? Ais lago ne ath watalgi... Tiya manaiv shaharkav bayav kath karvo?

Alaaaaaiyy wadvin gamik :p


"Log Kehte Hain K Mohabbat Ek Bar Hoti Hai,
Ma Jab Jab usey Dekhoon Mujhe Har Bar Hoti Hai...!!!"


Jo"AANSU"na hotay"AANKHO" me,

To"AANKHE" itni "KHOOBSURAT" na hoti,

jo"DARD"na hota "DIL"me,

To"KHUSHI"ki "QEEMAT"pata
na hoti,

jo"BEWAFAI"na ki hoti"WAQT"ne,

To "WAFA"ki kabhi "CHAHAT"na hoti,

agr"SOCHNE"se puri ho jati "MURADAIN",

To"DUA"ki kabhi zarurat na hoti.
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.zaynab hussain


ye sare photos,vrindavan hotel durg,ke track show ke pahale clik kiye the,, 27.7.2013


Any body ONLINE ... ??

Hit LIKE (y) let us chit chat friends ... <3 :))


hai re tauba-2 yeh jawani yeh jawani ka garoor
ishq ke samne phir bhi sar jhukana hi pada
kaisa kahete the na aayenge x2
magar dil ne is tarah pukara tumhe aana hi pada

haan yeh mana meri jaan mohabat saza hai x2
maza isme itana magar kisliye hai x2
vo ek bekarari jo abtak idahar thi
vo hi bekarari udhar kis liye hai
chorus-(abhi tak to idhar thi udhar kisliye hai
kisliye hai haan kisliye hai)
haan yeh mana meri jaan .........

bahelna na jane badalna na jane
tamana machal ke sambhalna najane x2
(chorus(bahelna na jane badalna na jane)
tamana machal ke sambhalna najane) x2
tamana machal ke sambhalna najane
karib aur aao kadam to badhao
juka du na mein sar to sar kis liye x2
haan yeh mana meri jaan .........

nazare bhi dekhe ishare bhi dekhe
kai khoobsurat sahare bhi dekhe x2
chorus(nazare bhi dekhe ishare bhi dekhe
kai khoobsurat) sahare bhi dekhe
naam kya chiz hai izzat kya hai
sone chandi ki haqeekat kya hai
lakh bahalaye koi daulat se
pyar ke samne daulat kya hai
chorus (nazare bhi dekhe ishare bhi dekhe)
kai khoobsurat sahare bhi dekhe x2
jo maikhene jake mein sagar uthao
to phir yeh nasili nazar kisliye hai x2
haan yeh mana meri jaan ..........

tumhi ne savanraa tumhi ne sajaya
mere sune dil ko tumhi ne basaaya x2
chorus(tumhi ne savanraa tumhi ne sajaya
mere sune dil ko tumhi ne basaaya)
jis chaman se bhi tum gujar jao
har kali par nikhar aajaye
ruth jo to ruth jai khuda
aur jo has do to bahaar aa jaye
chorus(tumhi ne savanraa tumhi ne sajaya)
mere sune dil ko tumhi ne basaya x2
tomhare kadam se hai ghar mein ujaala
agar tum nahin to yeh ghar kis liye hai x2
haan yeh mana meri jaan ............


Mere saath chalne waale tujhe kya mila safar mein wohi dukh ki sarzamee hai wohi gham ka aasma hai inhi raaston ne jin pe kabhi tum the saath mere mujhe rok rok ke poocha tera humsafar kahan hai. Dil to kya hum rooh mein uter jaate hain tum ne chaha hi nahi chahne waalon ki tarhan. Tum gheron ki kehte ho humne apno ko aazmaya hai log kaanton se bachte hain humne phoolon se zakham khaya hai. Yun tabahi ka kabhi jashan mana lete hain apni palkon pe sitaron ko saja lete hain tum to apne the zara haath barhaya hota ghier bhi doobne wale ko bacha lete hain. Roz taaron ki numaish mein khalal parta hai chaand pagal hai andhere mein nikal parta hai unki yaad aai hai saanson zara aahista chalo dharkano se bhi ibaadat mein khalal parta hai Mohabbat uss se nahi ki jaati jo khoobsurat ho khoobsurat woh hota hai jis se mohabbat ho. Jis dil pe na aai ho chot kabhi woh dard kisi ka kya jaane khud shamma ko maloom nahi kyon jal jaate hain parwane. Hum bhi hain kaise ziddi jo unki tamanna kerte hain yeh raaz hamen maloom hai ke woh kisi aur ko chaha kerte hain. humne kaanton ko bhi narmi se chua hai akser log zalim hain jo phoolon ko masal dete hain. PHOOK KAR HAR KADAM RAKHTA HOON,PHIR BHI KADAM LADKHADEY TO KYA KAROO,KOI NAHI CHAHTA APNI BEBASI PE RONA,AANKH BHAR AAYE TO KYA KAROO,KHAMOSH JEETA RAHA TANHA RAATON MEIN,SUBHA NA AAYE TO KYA KAROO,KOI DAWA NAHI HAI,ISHQ KE DARD KI, DAWA KHUD DARD BANJAYE TO KYA KAROO. Log kahtein hai Hum jise chahtein hai woh CHAND ka tukda hai Lekin hum kahtein hain....jise hum chahtein hain CHAND uska tukda hain. Tum jahaan chahoo waheen rah badal saktey ho Phir bhi kuch duur merey saath chal saktey ho Abhi muskaan ban ker ankhoon mein chupe ho lekin Ashkk ban ker kaheen ankhoon se oobal saktey ho Aik pathar ki terhaan tum per asar kuch na hoaa
Hum ne souchaa tha k aahoon se pigal saktey ho Meri qismat ki siyahii se ager dartey ho Chandd ban ker meri duniyaa mein nikal saktey ho. Jo reh gaya tha ek arman dil ka woh chori ho gaya.mere dil ka ek hasein mehmaan chori ho gaya. Nazar zuki to paimane bane, nazar tuti to makhane bane. kuch na kuch to zarur hai aapme, yu he nahi hum aapke dewane bane. Kisi ke sath jab guzre huye din yaad aate hai, to kuchch nashtar se jese dil pe chubh ke toot jaate hai. Meri aankhon mai kho gaya hai mera har ek ek aansoo,nahi ab koi sitara jo chamke aasman mai,Bhula bethe ho hamko aaj lekin yeh samajh lena bahut pachtaoge jis waqt hum yaad aayenge,ye bandhan taar ke bandhan nahi jo toot jaate hai,to kuchch nashtar se jese dil pe chubh ke toot jaate hai, kisi ke saath jab guzre huye din yaad aate hai. Ek baar muskura diya aapne jo is khaaksaar par, main pagal aur yeh dil ghayal ho gaya, pehle to bas aapke hi deewaane the, lekin ab is deewangee mein ek aur izaafa ho gaya. Hum bhol gaye hain tumhe ab bhola rehne do yeh dil tut chuka hai ab tuta rehne do ab andehri duniya me diya na jalao is bebayan andehri me khoya rehne do. Kash agar main kuch hosaktha to main tumarin ankoo ka ansoo hota janaam latha teri ankoo main zindagi guzartha terigaloo pay aur aah kay mar jatha teray hontoo pay NAZAR HUMARI,NAZAR TUMHARI, NAZAR NE DIL KI NAZAR UTARI, NAZAR NE DEKHA NAZAR KO AISE KE KABHI NAZAR NA LAGE DOSTI KO HUMARI…. apne haatho se u chehre ko chupate q ho, mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa, pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho ashq aankho mei mere dekh k rote q ho, dil bhar aata hai to phir dil ko dukhate q ho in se vaabasta hai jab mera muqadar phir tum, mere shano se ye zulf hatatay q ho roz mar mar k mujhe jeenay ko kehte q ho, milne aatay ho to phir laut k jatay q ho ANKH BETAAB HAI ,HUSN BEKARAAR HAI . HAR NAZAR KO USI KA INTEZAAR HAI. VO NAHI MEHFIL ME TO KYA MEHFIL, USKE AANE SE HI TO MEHFIL ME BAHAAR HAI. Hum yehi duaa karte hain, ke dikhadiya jae humme tera chehra, kahan ho tum, kaise ho tum. Nahi jaahnte hum tumme, na hi jaahn paehnge. Yeh duniya tumhare bina, kuch adhuri si hai, yeh sindgi tumhare bina, kuch ajeeb si hai. Dekhte hain roos khwaboon me tere chehre ko, par jab tera chehra ankhoon ke samne dikhai dehta hai to koi ajnabee samne ajahta hai. Iss jahan me to nahi sakuun milla tumse juuda rehkar, to agle jahan me kaise rehpaehnge tumse juuda hokar.


TRP & GRP Rating of 21st july to 27th july.......
Star Plus
This Week's TRP
Previous Week's TRP
Meri Bhabhi
1.5
1.6
Ek Ghar Banauga
1.2
1.2
Saath Nibhaana Saatiya
2.7
2.8
Saraswatichandra
2
2.1
Ek Hazaron Mein Meri Behna Hai
1.5
1.4
Diya Aur Baati Hum
4.5
4.5
Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai
3
3.4
Pyaar Ka Dard Hai Meetha Meetha Pyaara
2.9
3.1
Veera
2
2
Arjun
1

India's Dancing Superstar (Sat)
1.7
1.9
India's Dancing Superstar (Sun)
NA
1.7

Sony TV
This Week's TRP
Previous Week's TRP
Maharana Pratap
1.6
1.7
Dil Ki Nazar Se Khoobsurat
NA
0.3
Anamika
0.6
0.6
Amita Ka Amit
0.6
0.7
Chhanchhan
0.4
0.5
Parvarish
0.8
0.7
Bade Acche Laggte Hai
1.2
1.2
CID (Fri-Sun)
2.5
2.7
Comedy Circus
NA
1.3
Adaalat
NA
1.3
Crime Patrol
1.9
2.1
Indian idol Junior(sat)
2
2.4
Indian idol Junior(sun)
NA
2

Colors
This Week's TRP
Previous Week's TRP
Sasural Simar Ka
2.8
2.9
Balika Vadhu
3.9
3
Madhubala
2.4
2.2
Sanskaar
1.4
1.4
Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha
1.7
1.5
Uttaran
2
2
Bani
1.5
1.5
Mrs. Pammi Pyaarelal
0.9
1
Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa (sat)
2.6
2.7
Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa (sun)
NA
2.4
Comedy Nights With Kapil
3.1
2.7

Life Ok
This Week's TRP
Previous Week's TRP
Do Dil Ek Jaan
0.8
0.9
Devo Ke Dev..Mahadev
1.5
1.7
Amrit Manthan
0.4
0.4
Savitri
0.8
1
Junoon
0.4
0.4
Kaisa ye Ishq Hai
0.7
0.6
Savdhan India
1.2
1.1
Shapath
1.3
NA
Police Dial 100
NA
0.3

Sab TV
This Week's TRP
Previous Week's TRP
Baalveer
1.3
1.4
Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah
3.8
3.8
Chidiya Ghar
1.8
1.9
Jeanie Aur Juju
1.1
1.1
Lapataganj
1.1
1.3
Wah Wah Kya Baat Hai
0.7
0.6
FIR
1.1
1.2

Zee TV
This Week's TRP
Previous Week's TRP
Connected Hum-Tum
NA
0.6
Housewife hai sab jaanti hai
0.6
0.5
Sapne Suhane Ladakpan Ke
2.2
2.1
Jodha Akbar
1.5
1.7
Hitler Didi
1.9
1.7
Pavitra Rishta
2.2
2.2
Qubool Hai
3.6
3.2
Punar Vivaah
1.2
1.1
Fear Files (Sun)
NA
1.6
Fear Files (Sat)
NA
1.6
DID Super Mom(Sat)
2.3
2.2
DID Super Mom(Sun)
NA
2
Ramayan
NA
0.4


naa sambhaalo mujhe ab, meri haalat kharaab rehne do
naa roko mujhe ki mere haathon mein sharaab rehne do

dhadkane bhi tez hain, seene mein kuch toofaan saa hai
naa hone do raat ki abhi kuch pal aur aaftaab rehne do

dil mein hai kuch baat magar main kahun to kahun kaise
mere har sawaal kaa tum khud ko ban ke jawaab rehne do

nashaa mohabbat kaa asar kar rahaa hai ab dheere dheere
jaadoo iskaa ab to mere dhadkano mein behisaab rehne do

band aankhon mein ek chehraa tumhaaraa nazar aataa hai
naa chhedo ki khud ko ban ke khoobsurat khwaab rehne do

sochaa hai ek geet likhun tumhaari taarif mein main aaj
aankhon ko saagar aur hothon ko khiltaa gulaab kehne do

kyaa karun taarif tumhaari, alfaaz kahaan se laaun main
husn ki malikaa ho tum, tumhe to bas laajawaab kehne do


^-^ kon kon jaag gaya hai & bore ho raha hai ??? :D :v

o_O let's start morning chatting with setting :D :p

#cHexXii #chOco


HINDI SHAYRI
Rona padta hai ek din muskurane ke baad..
Yad aate hain wo dur jane ke baad..
Dil to dukhta hee hai uske liye..
Jo apna na ho sake itni mohabat jatane ke baad..!
Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hai
kuch pal sath rahne ke baad dur chale jate hai
sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad
log barish ko bhul jate hai…
Toota ho dil to dukh hota hai
Karke mohabbat kisi se ye dil rota hai
Dard ka ehsaas to tab hota hai jab
Kisi se mohabbat ho aur uske dil mei koi aur hota hai…
Suna Hai Pyaar Ke Kissey Ajib Hote Hain,
Khushi Ke Badle Gam Naseeb Hote Hain,
Mere Dost Mohabbat Na Karna Kabhi,
Pyaar Karnewale Bade Badnaseeb Hote Hai…
Mat Puchho Mere Dil Ka Haal
Aapke Dil Bhi Bikhar Jayenge
Is Liye Nahi Sunate Apne Dil Ka Dard Kisi Ko
Ye Sunke To Tanhai Ke Bhi Aansu Nikal Aayenge…
Humein Aansu Se Zakhmo Ko Dhona Nahi Aata
Milti Hai Khushi To Use Khona Nahi Aata
Seh Lete Hai Har Ghum Hans Ke
Log Kehte Hai Humein Rona Nahi Aata…
Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna…
Dil tu dhadkana band kar,
jab jab to dhadkata hai unki yaad aati hai,
Wo to khush hogi apni dunia me,
Jaan to pal pal hamari hi jati hai..
`
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
kaise yaad na aaye apki ek pal ke liye,
jab Dil me ho tum har pal ke liye..
`
Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai..

Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
Pyar hi Pyar bikhra in fizao me hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar nigahon me hai..
`
Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi,
apko shayad rishte ki kadar nahi,
hum to apko yaad karte hai har sans k sath,
shayad apko hamari sanson ki koi fikar nahi
Naino me base hai zara dhyan rakhna,
Apna rishta yuhi Aabad rakhna,
mujhe to Aadat hai yaad karne ki,
hichkiya ati rahe to maaf karna….
`
bhul sakte hai ek pal saans lena,
g sakte he Dil ki dhadkan k bina,
par ye gustakhi nahi kar sakte ki,
hum jiye aur zindagi kate apki yaado k bina…
`
Kya pata kyo aadat hai unki yaad aane ki,
in aankho ko unki jhalak pane ki,
humari to tamanna hai unko pane ki,
par shayad unko aadat hai hume tadpane ki…
`
Kabhi gamo se tumhari mulaqat na ho,
udas baithe ho aisi koi baat na ho,
shikayat ho to hume maaf kar dena,
aur fursat se baithe ho to hume yaad kar lena…
`
Yado se teri hum Pyar karte hai,,
100 janam bhi tujh par nisar karte hai,
fursat mile to likh bhejna ek sMs,
usi ka to hum din raat intezar karte hai…
Rishte Kanch Ki Tarah Hote Hai,
Toote Jaye To Chubhte Hai.
Inhe Sambhalkar Hateli Par Sajana
Kyoki Inhe Tootne Me Ek Pal
Aur Banane Me Barso Lag Jate Hai
Chahe Wafa Me Thokre Khate Raho,
Fir Bhi Rasme Wade Nibhate Raho.
Yahi To Ishq Ka Dastoor Hai Yaaro,
Ki Jakhm Khate Raho Aur Bas Muskurate Raho….
Rishton Ki Ye Dunya He Nirali
Sab Rishto Se Pyari He Dosti Tumhari
Manzor Hain Anso Bi Akhon Mai Hamari
Agar Ajae Muskan Hoton Mai Tumhari…
`

Mohabbat Ka Pata Bataya Nahi Jata
Kisi Dost Ko Kabhi Bhulaya Nahi Jata
Apko Rakha Hai “Dil” Main Us Jaga Par
Jaha Har Kisi Ko Sajaya Nahi Jata…
`

Tumhari Pasand Hamari Chahat Banjae
Tumhari Muskrahat Dil Ki Rahat Banjae
Khuda Khushyon Se Itna Khush Kr De Apko
K Apko Khush Dekhna Hamari Adat Banjae…
`
Maante Hain Sara Jahan Tere Saath Ho Ga
Khushi Ka Har Lamah Tere Paas Ho Ga
Jis Din Toot Jain Gi Saansein Humari
Us Din Humari Kami Ka Ehsaas Ho Ga…
`
Kbhi Kbhi Ye Sub Apna Khayal Lgta Hai
Wo Mera Hai Ya Nhi Uljha Sawal Lgta Hai
Main Wafa Kr K B Badnamiyoun Main Ho
Wo Bewafa Ha Mgar Bemisal Lgta Hai…
`
Wafa K Rang May Dubi Her Shaam Tere Liye
Ye Nazar Ye Nagar Meri Hr Sans Tere Liye
Tu Mehekta Rahe Chandni Raton Ki Tarah
Is Dost Ka Har Din Har Sham Tere Liye…
Maa Ki Jyoti Se Noor Milta Hai.
Sabke Dilon Ko Surur Milta Hai.
Jo Bhi Jata Hai Mata Ke Dwar,
Usse Kuch Na Kuch Zaroor Milta Hai….
“Dil ko aata hai jab bhi Khyaal Unka
Tasvir se puchte hain phir Haal Unka,
Wo kabhi humse pucha karte the Judaai kya hai
Aaj Samajh aaya hai Sawaal Unka”
“O Nahin aayenge patha hai phirbhi unka inthezaar karrahe hain
Bewafaa hain jaankr bhi wafaa karrahe hain
Aisi dillagi khudse karrahe hain k
Zanaaze pe lete hain phir bhi Allah se unke salaamathi ki dua karrahe hain!!!”
Kafan na dalo mere chehre pe,
Mujhe adapt hai gham me muskurane ki.
Ruk jao aaj ki raat na dafnao,
Meri maut se bani hai muhrat uske aane ki.
Apni surat ka kabhi didar de,
Tadap raha hun kabhi apna pyar de.
Ek baar muskuara de mere liye,
Fir sanam mujhe jaan se mar de.
Apke pyar me ham mashoor ho gaye,
Apse karib kokar auron se door ho gaye.
Apni kimat kuch thi kahaan,
Tute kanch the par Kohinoor ho gaye.
Vada yaar ne kya khub nibhaya,
Muft me zakham-o-dard ka tohfa bhijwaya.
Wafa ki misaal aur kya hogi,
Maut se pehle hi wo kafan le aaye.
Ishq ke mayne hamse mat puchho,
Hum abhi iss se anjaan hain.
Sirf ek gujarish hai ki dur na jana,
Kyonki ishq hi hamari jaan hai.
Aadhi raat ko sapna aa jata hai,
Fir sona mushkil ho jata hai.
Rab ki kasam maine pyar nahi kiya,
Ye pyar to apne aap hi ho jata hai.
Ankho se ansuo ko ubharne na diya,
In motiyo ko bikharne na diya,
Jis raah pe the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujarne na diya.
Roz milta hun teri yadon se,
Chhalakta hai noor tera ankhon se.
Tadap raha hoon iss alam me,
Aur intezaar nahi hota ab meri sanson se.
Hamari Khushi ki Khuda se fairyad na karna,
Bhula dena mujhe kabhi tum yaad na karna,
Kiya barbad tumne mujhe ye meri badnsibi thi,
Iltza hai kabhi kisi or ko yun barbad na karna…
Mere dil ko todakar tum jaaoge jaha,
Meri baate yaad tumako aayegi wahaa,
Main to apna samajhkar tumhe maaf kar dunga,
Magar maaf na karega tumako ye jahaan.
`Woh chalte chalte itne door chale gaye,
Hamein rokna bhi na aaya.
Hamne unka naam liya phir bhi,
Shayad unhein sunna na aaya.

Meri Ankhoon Kay Samandar main Jalan Kaysi Ha
Ajj Phir Dil Ko Tarapnay Ki LaGan Kaysi Ha
Ab Kisi Chaat Pay Chiragon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi
Ab Teray Shehar Ki Galioyon Main Guthan Kaysi Ha.
`
Tum dur ho¦ aur pas bhi,!
Tum hansi ho¦ aur aansu bhi!
Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi!
Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!
`
Chaha to bahot tha lekin woh mila naahin
Lakh koshisho ke bawjood humare beech ka fasla meeta naahin
Is kadar majboor kar diya zamane ne hume
Ki woh meri kisi sada pe tehra hi naahin
`
Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,
Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se
`
Apne khwaabon khyaalon me tujhe paaya hamane,
Tere pyaar me khud ko mitaya hamane,
Suna hai andhero se bahut ghabraate ho tum,
Roshani ke liye apne dil ko jalaya hamne.
`
Anjane may hum apna dil ganwa baithay
is pyar may kaysa dhoka kr baithay
unsay kya gila kre bhul hamari he hy
jo bin dilwaloo say dil lga baithay.
`
Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !
Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!
Kisi ko kyuin yaad karta koi !
Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi …. !!

Kyon Yaaaaaad Aati Ho Itna,
Ke Jeena Dushwar Ho Geya,
Yaaaad Karte Karte Tumko,
Humko Tum Se Pyar Ho Geya !!
`
Khushbu Ki Tarah Aapke Pass Bikhr Jaynge,
Sukun Bankar Dil Main Utar Jayege,
Mehsus Karne Ki Koshish To Karo,
Dur Hote Hue Bhi Paas Nazar Aayege !!
`
Tute Khwabo Ko Sajana Aata Hai,
Ruthe Dil Ko Manana Aata Hai,
Aap Humare Gam Ko Dekhkar Pareshan Na Hona,
Hame To Dard Me Bhi Muskurana Aata Hai !!
`

Ho Sakta Hai Ki Hum Saath Reh Na Paye,
Ek Dusre Se Hum Kuch Keh Na Paye,
Itni Nazdikiya Mat Badao Ki Hum Dooriya Seh Na Paye !!
`
Is Sham Ki Tanhai Se,Is Dard Ki Gahrai Se
Ye Dil Kuch Baat Kar Raha Hai.
Zara Samjho In Fizaon Ki Chubhan Ko,
Aaj Fir Tumhe Koi Yaad Kar Raha Hai !!
`
Zikar Hua Jab Khuda Ki Rahmato Ka,
Hamne Khud Ko Khusnasib Paya,
Tamanna Thi Ek Pyare Se Yaar Ki,
Khuda Khud Yaar Bankar Aapke Roop Me Aaya !!
`
Kashish Honi Chahiye Kisi Ko Yad Karne Ki,
Lamhe To Apne Aap Mil Jate Hain.
Waqt Hona Chahiye Kisi Ke Saath Gujarane Ke Liye,
Bahane To Apne Aap Mil Jate Hain !!
`
Lamha Lamha Jod Kar Zindagi Banai,
Zindagi Me Aapki Dosti Se Mehak Aai,
Dosti Ke Naam Kar Diye Kuch Lamhe,
Baki Lamho Me Aapki Yaad Aai. !!
`
Na Hi Dil Me Armaan Koi Rakna,
Duniya Ki Bhid Me Pahchan Koi Rakna,
Achhi Nahi Lagti Jab Rahti Ho Udas,
Hotho Pe Sada Muskan Wahi Rakna !!
`
Is Kadar Na Har Baat Yaron Se Pucho,
Jo Baat Raaz Ki Ho Woh Isharo Se Pucho…
Lehro Se Khelna To Samandar Ka Shouk Hai,
Lagta Hai Chot Kaise Yeh Kinaro Se Pucho… !!
`
Pyar Agar Maine Tumse Kiya,
To Firz Hai Tumhara Tum Bhi Nibhogi,
Pyar Me Agar Dhokaaa De Sakti Ho,
To Zahar Bhi Tum Hi Pilaogiiiii………….!!
`
Pucho Na Us Kagaj Se,Jis Pe Hum Dil Ke Bayan Likhte Hai.
Tanhayino Me Beeti Baate Tamam Likhte Hai,
Wo Kalam Bhi Dewani Ho Gayi, Jis Se Hum Aap Ka Naam Likhte Hai !!
`
Intezaar Rehta Har Shaam Tera,
Rate Katati Hain Le-Le Kar Naam Tera
Muddat Se Baithe Hain Yeh Aas Paale,
Ki Aaj Aayega Koi Paigaam Tera !!

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho
Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap se milna naseeb ki baat hai…

Jo dil mein hai vo likh daala hai humne
Ke iss tarah pyar beshumaar tumse karte hai
Hai jaan haazir agar tum kaho toh
Hum toh apna dil tumhare kadmo mein rakhte hai
Badalna Ata Nahi Humein Mosamoun Ki Tarha
Har Aik Rut Mein Tera Intizaar Kartay Hein
Tum Na Samait Sako Gay Jisay Qayamat Tak
Kasam Se Hum Tumhein Itna Pyaar Kartay Hein
Ye ishq nahin asan ye tohfa hai khuda ka,
bandhan hai ye dilon ka ye hakikat hai zindagi ka,
ye ishq nahin asan ye nasha hai Mohabbat ka,
Ye jaan hai iss dil ka arman hai ye zindagi ka..
Dhoti ne kaha pajaame se ham dono bane hai dhaage se,
Fark hai to sirf itna hai kee
Main khulta hu peeche se aur
Tum khulate ho aage se.
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Kehte to tum theek magar ab raha nahi jata,
Ye dard dooriyo ka ab saha nahi jata.
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Mit gayi jab hasrato ki duniya,
Tab kahi jaakar unhe mera khyaal aaya,
Lut raha tha mera ghar jab uske saamne,
Tab bhi unhe jara bhi malaal na aaya.
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Tere bagair jindagi achi lagti nahi,
Koi khushi ab sacchi lagti nahi,
Mat pooch mujhase tu judaai ka aalaam,
Tere bagair chaandni bhi bhali lagti nahi.
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Na jeene ki khushi hai mujhko, na marne ka hoga gam,
Bas teri yaad aane par, ho jaate hai aankhen nam,
Jamaane ki koi bhi khushi mujhe achi nahi lagti,
Ho gaya hai yaaro mera bewafa sanam.

Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hasta hu main,
Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main,
Mere hasne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi,
Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main.
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Mohabbat karta hu yakeen hai mere khuda par,
Hardam labo par dua aur tera naam jubaan par.
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Aarju ab jeene ki jyada nahi hai,
Magar marne ka ab bhi koi irada nahi hai,
Kya tumko yaad dilaau tumhaari kasme,
Jab yaad tumko apna koi wada nahi hai.
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Dil mera har pal tere liye chalta hai,
Tujhe chumne ke khyaal se dhadhakta hai.
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Khwaab aankhon se gire aansu me dhal kar,
Dam armaano ne toda dam machal-machal kar,
Meri kismat me judaai likhi thi,
Warna har kadam rakha tha sambhaal-sambhaal kar.
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Mujhe bahut yaad aata hai wo gujra jamana,
Unka dekhna, muskurana aur daud kar lipat jana.
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Tere pyaar me hamne saara jag thukraya hai,
Phir bhi toone kadam-kadam par sataya hai,
Tu apne kasme waado se mukar gayi bewafa,
Teri isi berookhi ne hi ye shehar chudaya hai.
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Jindagi mohtaaj nahi manjilo kee,
Waqt har manjil dikha deta hai,
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hokar,
Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.
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Dost wo nahi jo mushkil me kaam aaye,
Dost wo hai jiske saath rehte mushkil hi na aaye.
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Ab kya kahu tumse, agar kuch kehna hai to,
Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya hai,
Ab raha nahi jata ki keh do na,
Tumhe bhi mujhse pyaar hai.
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Dil toot gaya to ab kya intajaar karu,
Tu hi bata ki tujhe aur kitna pyaar karu.
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Kitne hi khwaab saze hai abhi palko par,
Tum agar kareeb aao to sab poore ho jaaye.
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Mujhase juda ho gayi tumhaari aankhen,
Jinhe main poojhta tha badi pyaari aankhe,
Meri khushiya basi thi unme,
Choomta bahut tha main tumhaari kunwaari aankhen.
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Teri deewaangi ne bada ye kaam kiya,
Duniya bhar me mashhoor mera naam kiya.
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Wo aaina tha chamakta hi raha,
Main chiraag tha bas jalta hi raha,
Wo phool tha aur main kaanta ek,
Wo mehakta hi raha aur main chubta hi raha.
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Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya,
Dil aur jaan bhi di phir bhi aaraam na aaya,
Har shakhs tha mere saath,
Par ek uska hi paigaam na aaya.
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Wo mausam wo bahaar bhi, uske saamne kam thi,
Uske saath gujra wo wakt wo fija bhi nam thi,
Par kya kare ae jaalim ham ye bhool hi gaye,
Apne haatho me wo mohabbat ki lakeere hi kam thi.
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Agar tapakta aansu ki jagah lahu aankhon se,
To koi kisi ko shaayad hi roolata,
Agar dil ke tootne ki aawaaj hoti,
To tumhe hamaare dard ka andaaj ho pata,
Apni dosti ko mausam se bachkar rakhna,
Ki khushbu aati nahi phool me sookh jaane ke baad.
Dam todti aaraju tujhe de rahi hai badadua,
Tujhe manjil na mile mujhako mitakar.
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Kuch mat pooch kitna tujhase pyaar karta hu,
Har raat teri yaad me aankhon me aansu bharta hu,
Tum bewafa thi jo pyaar se daaman bacha baithi,
Main bewafa hu isaliye tujhe pyaar karta hu.
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Naam roshan ho gaya deewaano me tera-mera,
Kuch itane charche shehar me hamaare pyaar ke huye.
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Thak gaye aankhen aur kitna intajaar karu,
Tu hi bata dil ko aur kitna bekaraar karu?
Na tum khud hi aaye aur na khat hi bheja,
Tere waado par ab aur kitna main aitbaar karu…?
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Na bhoola paya hu,
Na bhoola sakuga kabhi,
Apne dil se tera naam na mita sakuga kabhi.
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Ajab hai ye duniya,
Ajab yaha ka dastoor hai,
Dil me to base ho,
Magar aankhon se door ho.
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Gam ye nahi ki tum juda ho gaye,
Gam ye hai ki pyaar mera ruswa ho gaya.
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Mere kareeb aao aur ye ikaraar karo,
Ham har haal me rasme wafa nibhayenge,
Jamana chaahe jitane julm aur sitam kare,
Ham apne pyar ki duiya jaroor basaayenge.
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Nigaahe milaane ko jee chaahta hai,
Tere paas aane ko jee chaahta hai,
Kaash wahi raate laut aaye,
Phir tanhaai mehkhaane ko jee chaahta hai.
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Tujhe kya mila jamaane mujhe khaak me milakar,
Hamaare armaan saare thokro me udaakar,
Khuda se daro jaalimo na pyaar ko naakaam karo,
Ghar tumhaare bhi jalenge mera ghar jalaakar.
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Aapki himmat kaise huyi mujhe ye sab kehne ki,
Majboori me aadat pad gayi hai,
Tumse door rahane ki.
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Geeto me bhi saaj hota hai,
Roshni me bhi raaj hota hai,
Ae yaar badnaam ki parwaah na kar,
Chamakte chaand me bhi daag hota hai.
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Tere bagair jindagi me kuch bhi nahi hai,
Tu saath nahi to khush bhi khushi nahi hai,
Chali aao aaj to kisi bahaane se,
Meri tabeeyat aaj achi nahi hai.
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Apne pajaame me naada daal nahi sakte hai aur
Kargil me ladne ka dawa karte ho,
Ghar me patni ke gulaam bankar rehte hai aur
Baahar aakar khud ko shehanshaah kehte hai.
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Jaane kitni haseen wo raat hogi,
Jab man se man aur tan se tan kee baat hogi.
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Main khush hu ki mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,
Kareeb ghar ke hi mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,
Karu na naaz kyon main apni kismat par,
Chaand se bhi haseen mujhako deedaar mil gaya.
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Phir wo chat par aayenge aur dhoondhte mujhe,
Magar jab saamne aayenge to bejubaan honge.
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Tumhaare pyaar ki khushbu mitaaye nahi mitati,
Meri saanso me basi hai teri saanso ki mehak.
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Jab se unhe dekha hai,
Dil ke sab armaan jaag gaye,
Pyaar kya hota hai ab ham
Pehachaan gaye.
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Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,
Dost pe apni jindagi waar du,
Jab tera SMS nahi milta to,
Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.
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Nigaahe dhoondh rahi hai,
Wahi khwaab sunhare,
Jo kabhi mil baith kar dekhe the
Ham dono ne.
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Bahut udaas hai jindagi thoda pyaar to kar lene do,
Yun roko na raaho ko mere thoda saath to chal lene do,
Chand lamhe hai in aankhon me,
Un lamho me jee lene do.
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Har ek shaam aati hai
Teri yaado ki gataaye,
Aur har raat barasti hai meri tanhaai me.
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Main teri yaado me gujar doonga umra tamaam,
Dil me teri soorat rahegi aur labo pe tera hi naam.
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Ab kya kahu tumse,
Agar kuch kahna hai to,
Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya,
Ab nahi raha jata, kah do na pyaar hai.
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Jo tum chaaho wo tumhaare ho,
Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho,
Jaari rakhege ham duao ka silasila,
Kee kaamyaab har manjil pe dost hamara ho…
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Jaroori nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,
Jaroori nahi ki baat hoti rahe,
Par jo jaroori hai wo bas yahi,
Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.
Is dil se yaad teri bhulai nahi jaati
Do dil ki aag bujjai nahi jaati
Marmar ke banai thi tasvir mohabbat ki
Apne haatho se use mittai nahi jaati
1.Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

2.Bagair jaane pehchaane ikraar na kijiye,
Muskura kar dil ko bekaraar na kijiye,
phool bhi de jaate hain zakham gehra kabhi kabhi,
Har phool par yu aitbaar na kijiye
Sitaro ke aage bhi koe jahan hoga,
Jo na dekha kabhi wo shama hoga,
Us jahan ke sare nazaro ki kasam,
Aap sa pyara koe aur kahan hoga?
Joh bhi sapne dekhe pura hi nahin hua
Joh bhi sahi socha sab bura hi hua
Rab ab tu dede mujhe zeher, ya de koyi davaa
Mere eesh toote dil ko to de koyi sila…
Main kaise yakeen karloon
Ke mera sapna toot gaya
Yeh kisi dushman ki badduva hain
Ya mera hi rab mujhse rooth gaya…

Chiraagon ki roshni jab zara hili,
laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,
jaake dekha jab dar pe,
to phir wahi kafir hawa mili..
`
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dnge
meri zindagi me Suraj nikle na nikle
teri zindagi me kabhi sham hone na denge

Wafa Me Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach KaheNaKahe Aetabar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe Tau Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.
`
Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar AnkhSe Behta Raha Pani Likhna.
`
Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron….
`
Dilo ko khridne wale hazar mil jayege,
aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
milega na aapko hm jesa koi,
milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.
`
And this one my favourite:
Manzile bhi
uski thi, Rasta bhi uska tha. Ek main akela tha, Kafila bi uska tha..
Sath-Sath
chalne ki soch
bi uski thi, Fir raasta
badalne ka
faisla bhi uska tha…

Dard se hath na milate to or kya karte,
Gam ke aansoo na bahate to or kya karte.
Usne maangi thi humse roshni ki dua,
Hum khud ko na jalate to or kya karte.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——–
Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri sun lo apni suna ne se pahle.
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hein ye aankhen muskurane se pahle.
Chahat wo nahi jo jaan deti hai,
Chahat wo nahi jo muskaan deti hai.
Ae dost chahat wo hai,
Jo pani mein gira aansoo pehchan leti hein.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——–
Bahut chaha usko jise hum pa na sake,
Khayalo me kisi or ko le na sake.
Usko dekh ke aansoo to ponch liye,
Lekin kisi or ko dekh ke muskura na sake.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— -

Jindagi ke liye jeena jaroori hai,
Jinake liye armaan jaroori hai,
Dil me chahe hajaro gam ho,
Phir bhi tere chehre pe muskaan jaroori hai.
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Lekar ham doosro ki hasi kya kare,
Jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
Tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaaye ham,
Jab saath aapka nahi to jindagi jee kar kya kare.
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Na karta shikayat jamaane se koi,
Agar maan jaata manaane se koi,
Kisi ko koi kyon yaad karta,
Agar bhool jaata bhoolane se koi…
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Kisi ko dil to kisi ko diladaar mile,
Kisi ka phool to kisi ko phoolon ke haar mile,
Kisi ko khushi to kisi ko pyaar mile,
Par har janm me hame tere jaisa ‘dildaar’ mile…
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Koi gila na koi shikwa raha aapse,
Ye aarju hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse,
Bas ek ummeed hai aapse,
Khafa na hona agar ham khafa rahe aapse!!!
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Dil ko kitna sambhala ki,
Dil abhi rook ja wo abhi yaha aayegi,
Hame kya pata tha ki wo aate hi jaane ka bahana banayegi.
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Kaajal banke teri aankhon me samaane ki tamanna hai,
Dawa banke tera dard mitaane ki tamanna hai,
Yun to haasil hai jamaane ki har cheej mujhe,
Sirf ek baar tujhe apne pyaar ke roop me paane ki tamanna hai…
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Ham to tujhe bhool chuke the lekin,
Na jaane kyon log teri yaad dilaane aaye,
Ye kya kam hai ki teri gali me tere deedaar ki khaatir,
Ham tujhe kisi aur ke milne ke bahaane aaye.
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Log apna banake chod dete hai…
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai…
Ham to ek phool bhi na tod sake…
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.
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Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chaahat me
To pata chale intjaar kya hota hai,
Yun mil jaaye agar koi bina tadap ke,
To kaise pata chale pyaar kya hota hai?
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Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,
Khwabon me bhi unse mulakaat na hoti,
Yah dil hi to hai gam ki vajah,
Yah dil hi na hota to kal baat na hoti…
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Ban ke ehasaas meri dhadkan ke paas rahte ho,
Tasweer ban ke meri aankhon ke paas rahte ho,
Aaj puchate hai ek sawaal tumse,
Kya door rahkar tum bhi udaas rahte ho?
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Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhoolana,
Chaahe wo apna ho ya begana,
Dil ki baate bas samajhta hai dil hi,
Inhe kya samajhega ye jaalim jamana??
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Aansu se palke bheego leta hu,
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hu,
Socha ki bhoola du tujhe magar,
Har baat faisla badal deta hu.
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Tumko chaahne waale gam na honge,
Waqt ke saath magar ham na honge,
Apna pyaar chaahe kisi ko bhi dena,
Par teri yaad ke hakdaar ham hi honge.
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Nigaahe aapki pahchaan hai hamari,
Muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari,
Rakhna hifaajat aap apne ko,
Kyonki saanse aapki jaan hai hamaari…
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Kah ke dekh liya,
Chup rah ke bhi dekh liya,
Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya,
Unse baat karne ke liye ham bahut tadapte hai,
Kya kare jab hamaare koo karne se bhi wo bhadakte hai.
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Jo dil ke kareeb ho use rooswa nahi karte,
Yu apni mohabbat ka tamaasha nahi karte,
Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhegi,
Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…
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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye,
Aap nahi to aap ki tasweer chaahiye,
Par tasweer aapki hamara dil bahla na sakegi,
Kyonki wo aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.
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Tanhaai le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,
Wahi se shuru hoti hai jindagi hamaari,
Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,
Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamaari.
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Raat itani haseen thi,
Ki saare so rahe the,
Ham hi aise badnaseeb the,
Jo aapki yaad me ro rahe the.
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Ham labo se kah na paaye,
Unase haal-e-dil kabhi,
Aur wo samjhe nahi yah,
Khamoshi kya cheej hai…
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Yakeen karo ham par ham tumhe chod nahi sakte,
Dosti ki in hawao ka rookh mod nahi sakte,
Jis rishte ko banane me lag gaye barso hamko,
Us rishte ko palbhar me tod nahi sakte.
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Dil me deep jalaane se kya hoga,
Raah me aag lagane se kya hoga,
Jinhe hamaari yaad bhi nahi aati,
Unhe SMS karne se kya hoga…
Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bheer mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud apni saanson ko rok payo ge kaise
Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zuban kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Kya aankhein hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki farmaish karte hain….
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain.
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai?
Chehre pe ashkon ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi reet pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai kay
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hon kay ghar ki bijli katwa doon
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye
kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Dil ki awaz bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri nazron ki taraf dekh
zamaane pe na jaa…
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek hum ko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein un ki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai
royo to unke liye
jo tum par nisaar hain
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dosto me aap jaisa….Nalayak koi nahi!
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai
Dil ke dard ko dil torne
waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharakna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chod diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…
Umeedo ki manji toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki larki
bhaiya keh gayi
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dinon mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Arz kiya hai…..
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha……

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!
Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay……
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare…!!!
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Hamne tho umr guzaar-di tanhaai main
seh liye situm teri judaai main
abh-to yeh faryaad hai khudha se
koi aur na tarpe—-teri bewafaai main…
`
Matt puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai?
tu sitam kar le,teri taqkat jaha tak hai,
wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi,unhe hogi,
humein toh dekhna hai,
tu zalim kaha tak hai?
`
Mayoos mat hona, yeh aik guna hota hai
Milta vahi hai jo kismat main likha hota hai
Har cheez milhe humain, yeh zaroori tou nahi
Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan mein hota hai..
`
Jan kar bhi tum mujhe jan na paye,
aaj tak tum mujhe pehchan na paye,
khud hi ki hai bewafai hum ne,
ta ki tujh pe koi ilzaam na aaye…
`
Jinki raahon mein humne bhichai the sitare;
Unse kehte hai harpal aansuon ke sahare;
Ho gaye hai saare shikwe kitne kinare;
Magar phir bhi kyun woh huwy na humare!
`
Har ek muskuruhat muskan Nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti,
aansu gam ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan aasan nahi hoti…
`
Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay
Aisa nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate
Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey
Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay..
`
Meri Chahat ne Use Khushi De di,
Badle Me Usne Mujhe Sirf Khamoshi De di.
Khuda Se Dua Mangi Marne Ki,
Lekin Usne Bi Tadapne Ke Liye Zindagi De di ……

aaj ki raat mera darde mohabbat sun le,
kap kapaate hue hontho ki shikayat sun le
aaj izhare khayalat ka mouqa de dy
ham tere shahir me aaye hai musafir ki tarah..
`
ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai,
ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai,
mante hai hum jinhe manzil
apni humsafar unka koi aur hota hai.
Is kadar ham unki mohabbat me kho gaye,
Ki ek najar dekha aur bas unhi ke ham ho gaye,
Aankh khuli to andhera tha, dekha ek sapna tha,
Aankh band ki aur, unhi sapno me phir so gaye.
`
Dosti me dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
Hamse tuta hua sheesha dekha nahi jata,
Apne hisse ki khushiya bhi de du tujhe,
Ae dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jaata.

`
Din tere khyaal me gujar jaata hai,
Raat ko bhi tera hi khyaal aata hai,
Kabhi-kabhi ye khyaal is kadar bad jaata hai,
Ki aaine me bhi tera chehra najar aata hai.
`
Najar jhuki to paimaane bane,
Dil tute to maukhaane bane,
Kuch na kuch to jaroor hai aap me,
Yun nahi ham aapke deewaane bane!!!
`
Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
Hamne bhi gahraai me jaana chod diya,
Jab usko hi doori ka ehasaas nahi,
Hamne bhi ehasaas dilana chod diya
Hamari Tamanna Thi Mahobbat Mein Ashiyan Banane Ki,
Bana Chuke To Lag Gayi Nazar Zamane Ki,
Usi Ka Karz Hai Jo Aaj Hain Aankhoo Mein Aasoon,
Aashiyan Bana Ke Saza Mili Hai Muskurane Ki
`
Meri Band Aankhoin Ka Saccha Kwaab Ho Tum,
Meri Tanhaio Ke Sawalo Ka Javab Ho Tum,
Ab To Khudai Bhi Ruth Jaye To Gum Na Hoga
Meri Duniya, Kaynaat Mera Chaand Ho Tum
`
Teri Nasili Nigaho Ki Garmi Pathar Ko Bhi Pighla De,
Tere Husn Ki Ek Jhalak Kitne He Tajmahal Banva De,
Bheegi Saanse,Sone Sa Rang,Aadao Main Naster Hain Tere
Insaan To Kya Tu Farishto Ka Bhi Imaan Dagmaga De
`
Jaan Se Bhi Zyada Unhe Pyar Kiya Karte The,
Yaad Unhe Din Rat Kiya Karte The,
Ab Un Raho Se Guzra Nahi Jata,
Jaha Baith Kar Unka Intezaar Kiya Karte The
`
Koi Jagah Na Thi Dil Mein Mohabbat Ke Liye,
Aapki Nazar Giri Toh Jagah Ho Gayi,,,,,
Bure Zamaane Mein Achha Bankar Jeene Ki,
Hume Maut Ki Sazaa Ho Gayi,,,,,,,
Zindagi Humaari Hai Har Pal Dhalti Shaam,
Chehra Aapka Dekha Toh Subha Ho Gayi…
Teri Tasvir Aankho Me Basi Kyu He.
Jidhar Dekhu Udhar Tu Hi Kyu He.
Teri Yado Se Taqdir He Meri,
Lekin Tujhe Na Pakar Taqdir Ruthi Kyo He..?
`
Insan Agar Pyar Me Pade To Mohbat Me Gir Hi Jata He.
Kyoki Pyar Chahe Jitna Kar Lo.
Humesha Thoda Kum Padh Hi Jata He.
Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat Ka Hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat Ka Hai,
Hame Aap Yuhi Sharabi Maat Kahiye,
Ye Dil Par Asar Aapse Pahali Mulaqat Ka Hai…
Koi Anjaan Jab Apna Ban Jata Hai…
Najanay Kyun Wo Bohat Yaad Ata Hai,
Laakh Bhulana Chaho Us Chehray Ko Magar…
Aks Us ka Har Cheez Main Nazer Aata Hai


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meri wafaon se itna tou rabta rakhna
koi jo pooche mera haal sar jhuka rakhna
syeda nafis bano


थम गया वक़्त .. घड़ी एकदम रुक गई
लिखते लिखते अचानक क़लम रुक गई

ख्यालात, जज़्बात, अल्फ़ाज़ में उलझकर
बहते हुए कागज़ पे .. एक नज़म रुक गई

शामोसहर, रोज़ोशब् गुज़र गए .. करीब से
संग मेरे एक वो ‘शाम-ए-ग़म’ .. रुक गई

एतराज़ था खुद ख़ुशी को या कोई और बात
बढ़कर मेरी जानिब वो दो क़दम, .. रुक गई

बन जाती शायद, पर ये क्या हुआ ‘अमित’
आकर जुबां तक बात वो .. हरदम रुक गई

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tham gayaa waqt, .. ghadi ekdam ruk gayi
likhte likhte achaanak ….... qalam ruk gayi

khyaalaat, jazbaat, alfaaz me .... ulajhkar
bathe huye kaagaz pe ek nazam ruk gayi

shamosahar, rozoshab guzar gaye qareeb se
saang mere ek wo ‘shaam-e-gham’ .. ruk gayi

eitraaz tha khud khushi ko .. ya koi aur baat
badhkar meri jaanib wo do qadam, ruk gayi

ban jaati shaayad, ..... par ye kya huaa ‘amit’
aakar zubaan tak baat wo .. hardam ruk gayi


Hi mera naam Ayesha hai aur main UP [INDIA]
se hoon. Meri family main abbu aur ammi ke
alawa mera mujhse 4 saal bara ek bhai Shahid
hai. Bhaijaan ki umar 22 ki aur meri 18 ki hai.
Main aaj aapko apni ek sachchi story sunane ja
rahi hoon. Meri phuphi ke ghar shadi thi unki
larki ki. Ammi ne mujhe ek hafte pahle hi unke
ghar jaane ko kaha. Ammi ne kaha ki Ayesha
tum apni phuphi ke ghar pahle se chali jao aur
unke kaam main haath batana. Bhaijaan mujhe
phuphi ke ghar chhorne ke liye ja rahe the. Aap
Mera Email note karle(haye_ayesha@
yahoo.com aur azabeen@gmail.com) Hamlogo
ne train main poora ek cabin book karwa liya
tha. Poori raat ka safar tha. 10 baje train main
hamlog baithe aur train chal di. Karib 11 baje
main sone lagi tu Bhaijaan ne kaha, “Ayesha tu
aaram se let kar so jaa.” “ji Bhaijaan par main
oopar ki birth par letungi.” “jahan mann kare
waha let, poora cabin book hai.”
Fir main oopar ki birth par let gayi aur kuchh
der main hi so gayi. Ek aadh ghante ke baad
mujhe apni choochiyon par kisi ka haath chalta
mahsoos huwa. Maine aankh kholi tu cabin
main night lamp roshan tha jiski halki roshni
main dekha ki Bhaijaan khud hi mere paas
khare hain aur apne ek haath ko dhire-dhire
meri ek choochi par chala rahe hain. Main
abhi gussakar unka haath jhatakne hi wali thi ki
socha dekhe Bhaijaan karte kya hain? 8-10
baar haath ferne ke baad Bhaijaan ne doosri
choochi ko sahlane ki koshish ki jo ki mere
karwat se letne ki wajah se dabi thi aur unki
pakar main nahi aa rahi thi.
Ab tak mujhe bhi maza milne laga tha isliye
main khud hi Bhaijaan se maza lene ko
bekaraar ho gayi. Bhaijaan ne meri choochi ko
mere karwat ke niche se nikalne ki koshish ki
par nikaal na sake. Mujhe taras aaya tu main
khud hi sote hone ka bahana karte huwe
karwat liya aur sidhi let gayi. Bhaijaan mere
hilne se kuchh der khamosh rahe fir dhire se
paas aaye aur mujhe chup dekh meri jumper
(kurta) ke oopar ke tino button khol diye aur
bahut hi aahista se jumper ke kapre ko idhar-
udhar kar dono choochiyon ko thora-thora
nanga kar diya. Main kunn aankho se Bhaijaan
ko dekh rahi thi. Bhaijaan kuchh der tak meri
dono choochiyon ko dekhte rahe fir dono par
haath ferne lage. 8-10 baar haath se sahlane ke
baad dhire se dabaya aur jhukkar bari-bari se
dono ko chooma aur fir mere hoonto ko
chooma aur uske baad meri shalwar ke
zaarband ko khol diya aur shalwar ho dhila kar
diya aur use niche kar diya. Shalwar meri
chutar ke niche dabi thi isliye zyada niche nahi
gayi par gulabi chaddi main kasi choot unko
dikhne lagi. Choot ko Bhaijaan kuchh der pyaar
se dekhte aur apni jeebh ko apne hoont par
ferte rahe fir apni naak ko meri choot ke paas
laaye aur andar ki oor tez saans li. Ohh wah
meri choot ki khushboo ko soongh rahe the.
Mujhe Bhaijaan ki yah harkat bahut pyaari lagi.
Tabhi Bhaijaan ke munh se ek halki si awaz
nikli, “ohh aahhh meri pyaari bahan ki choot se
kitni mast karne wali khushboo aa rahi hai.”
Aur fir unhone meri choot ko choom liya.
Choot ka choomna tha ki meri neend ekdam
haraam ho gayi. Ab chup rahna mere liye
mushkil tha. Maine socha ki jab Bhaijaan khud
hi yah sab chahte hain tu mujhe bhi khulkar
maza lena chahiye kyonki agar main inkaar
karungi tu Bhaijaan tu ghar se bahar kisi ke
saath bhi maze kar sakte hain par main tu larki
hone ki wajah se shadi hone tak is maze ke liye
tarasti rahungi. Aur fir Bhaijaan agar mujhe
chodte hain tu koi darr bhi nahi, ghar par hi
jab chaho maza lo. Yahi sab sochte huwe main
apni aankhe khol unke haath ko pakar boli,
“haye Bhaijaan yah aap kya kar rahe hain?”
Mujhe jaagta dekh Bhaijaan ghabra gaye aur
mere paas se alag huwe tu main kaha, “ohh
haye aapne mujhe nanga kyon kar diya
Bhaijaan?”
Bhaijaan ghabraye se bole, “ohh Ayesha meri
bahan please tum kisi se kahna nahi, mmm
mujhe maaf kardo.” Maine socha kahi aisa na
ho ki Bhaijaan darr jaye aur fir mujhe maza na
mile isliye maine unko apni sagi bahan ko
chodne ki himmat barhane ke liye taiyyar karne
ke liye kaha, “ohh Bhaijaan main bhala kisi se
kya kahungi, aapne kuchh kiya tu hai nahi,
Bhaijaan yah meri shalwar ka zaarband aur
jumper ke button kaise khule hain? “ohh
Ayesha pata nahi mmm main tu….” “ohh main
samajh gayi Bhaijaan.” “kya samajh gayi?” “are
Bhaijaan meri kai jumper ke button loose hain
jo apne aap khul jate hain aur zaarband tu
aksar sote main khul jaata hai.” “haan Ayesha
yahi tu main bhi dekh raha tha ki tumhare
kapre apne aap khul gaye the socha band kar
doon kahi koi dekh na le.”
“ohh Bhaijaan aap kitna khayal rakhte hain
apni chhoti bahan ka.
Sach agar koi aa jata tu? Waise Bhaijaan
darwaza tu band hai na?” “haan theek se band
hai aur fir poora cabin book hai, subah tak koi
nahi aayega.” “Bhaijaan time kya huwa hai?
“11:30 ho raha hai.”
Maine abhi tak apne kapre sahi nahi kiye the
aur Bhaijaan mujhe dekhe ja rahe the. Unko is
tarah se apni oor dekhte mann main khush
hote huwe kaha, “Bhaijaan aap mujhe aaj is
tarah se kyon dekh rahe hain? “kuchh nahi
Ayesha aaj tum bahut achhi lag rahi ho.” “roz
nahi lagti thi kya?” “aisi baat nahi par tum sach
bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho.” “ohh Bhaijaan
aap tu meri jhoothi tareef kar rahe hain. Main
tu roz hi aisi hi lagti thi. Aaj koi khaas baat hai
kya?” “pata nahi par ghar par tu jitni achhi
lagti thi usse zyada achhi lag rahi hai.”
“hhhoonn Bhaijaan aap tu bas kya main akele
main zyada khoobsurat dikh rahi hoon.?”
“Bhaijaan ki himmat meri baaton se barhi aur
wah bole, “tum ho hi itni pyaari ki bas kya
batayen, mann karta hai ki apni pyaari bahan
ko dekhte rahe aur…”
Bhaijaan itna kah ruke tu main kuchh-kuchh
samajhti boli, “aur kya Bhaijaan.” “kuchh
nahi.” “kuchh tu Bhaijaan bataiye na?” “yahi ki
apni pyaari bahan ko dekhta rahoon aur use
khoob pyaar karoon.” “ohh Bhaijaan aap tu
mujhse waise hi bahut pyaar karte hain fir
usme kahne ki kya baat.” Aur niche uteri tu
Bhaijaan niche ki seat par baith gaye.
Main unke paas khari hokar shalwar ke
zaarband ko baandhne ko huyi tu Bhaijaan ne
kaha, “lao main band kar doon.” “ohh Bhaijaan
main kar loongi na.” “are tu kya huwa akhir
tum meri chhoti bahan ho.” “theek hai
Bhaijaan.” Fir Bhaijaan ne zaarband pakra aur
baandhne ki koshish karne lage. Maine dekha ki
unki nazar meri chaddi par thi. Zaarband unke
haath se chhoot gaya aur shalwar niche gir
pari. Main samajh gayi ki Bhaijaan ne yah jaan
boojhkar kiya hai. Main mann main khush hoti
boli, “ohh Bhaijaan rahne dijiye main aise hi so
jati hoon, koi aayega tu nahi?” Bhaijaan meri
baat sun khush hote bole nahi Ayesha koi nahi
aayega tu theek kah rahi hai, tum aise hi so
jao.”
Main niche ki birth par hi let gayi aur kuchh
der baad annkh band karli. Karib 15 minute
mujhe intezaar karna para aur Bhaijaan ne
mere mann ki muraad poori kardi. Unke dono
haath meri dono choochiyon par aaye aur
halke dabao ke saath sahlane lage.
Maine kuchh der unko yah karne diya aur fir
unke dono haatho ko apne haath se pakar
aankh kholti boli, “ohh haye Bhaijaan yeh kya
kar raho ho aap?” Is baar mere kapre sahi the.
Bhaijaan is baar ghabraye nahi par khulkar
kuchh na bol dhire se bole, “Ayesha meri
pyaari bahan kuchh kar nahi raha balki dekh
raha hoon?” “kya dekh rahe ho Bhaijaan?”
“yahi ki meri chhoti bahan tu poori jawan ho
gayi hai. Kitni khoobsurat ho gayi meri bahan
jawan hokar.” “ohh haye aapka matlab kya hai
Bhaijaan?” “are yahi ki ab tu mujhe apni pyaari
bahan ki shadi kar deni chahiye.” “dhat
Bhaijaan aap bhi.” “are pagli tu sharma kyon
rahi hai, aakhir main tumhara bara bhai hoon
tu meri hi zimmedari hai tumhare haath peele
karne ki tabhi tu main dekh raha hoon ki meri
bahan kitni jawan huyi hai.”
Main unki baat sun mann main khush hoti boli,
“aap bare waise hain Bhaijaan main samajh
rahi hoon.” “kya samajh rahi ho?” “aap mujhe
ghar se bhagana chaahte ho.” “are nahi meri
bahan main tu tumko shadi ke baad bhi zyada
se zyada apne ghar main hi rakhunga, haye
kitni khoobsurat ho tum, mann karta hai apni
pyaari bahan ko khoob pyaar karun.” “oh
Bhaijaan pyaar tu aap mujhse karte hi hain.”
“karta tu hoon par aaj main poora pyaar karna
chahta hoon aur dekhna chaahta hoon ki meri
chhoti bahan kitni jawan huyi hai?”
Bhaijaan abhi bhi khulkar kuchh nahi bol rahe
the aur main soch rahi thi ki ab wah khulkar
poora khel start karen. Tabhi Bhaijaan ne ekaek
hi meri dono choochiyon ko pakar liya tu main
ghabrati si boli, “haye kya kar rahe ho
Bhaijaan chhoro na main aapki bahan hoon.”
“are tum darro nahi dekh raha hoon ki tum
kitni jawan ho, aakhir tumhari jawani ke hisaab
se hi tu mujhe tumhare liye larka dhoondhna
hai.”
Main kasmasati si boli, “ohh haye nahi
Bhaijaan.” Par Bhaijaan ne dono ko kaskar
dabate kaha, “haye marr gaya kitni kari-kari
choochiyan hain teri, tere liye tu bahut
damdaar larka khojna parega.” Main khush hoti
boli, “Bhaijaan meri saheli Samina ke Bhai ne
bhi apni bahan ki jawani ko isi tarah se check
kiya tha fir uski shadi ki thi.” “kaise zara poori
baat batao na?” “Bhaijaan Samina bata rahi thi
ki uske bhai ne use jawan hone par khoob
pyaar kiya tha aur fir uski shadi ki thi. Aap bhi
mujhe pyaar karenge kya?”
Bhaijaan khush ho bole, “haan Ayesha main tu
kab se tujhe pyaar karne ko soch raha tha. Aaj
mauka mila hai.” “ohh Bhaijaan aapne kabhi
bataya hi nahi warna main tu ghar par hi
aapko mauka de deti, main bhi tu aapse pyaar
karti hoon.” Meri baat sun Bhaijaan ne mujhe
apni god main khincha aur kaskar dono
choochiyon ko dabate meri jamper ko utaarne
lage tu main bahanebazi karti boli, “nahi yah
mat kariye aise hi kariye na.” “pagli koi nahi
dekh raha hai. Meri jaan sabhi kapre utaarne
se hi pyaar karwane ka asli maza aata hai.”
Main chup rahi tu jumper utaarne ke baad
shamiz bhi utaar di jisse meri dono gori-gori
choochiyan nangi ho gayi jise dekh mera bhai
khush ho gaya aur mujhe seat par lita jhukkar
ek ko munh se chooste huwe doosri ko dabane
laga. Main maza lene lagi aur das minute baad
usne shalwar ka zaarband kholne ke baad use
utaar diya tu main chutar utha apni chaddi
khud hi utaar di aur choot ko Bhaijaan ke liye
nangi kar diya tu wah ektak meri choot ko
dekhne laga.
Maine usse poochha, “Bhaijaan kya dekh rahe
ho?” Wah khush hota bola, “ohh haye kitni
pyaari choot hai meri bahan ki.” “ohh Bhaijaan
kya meri choochiyan khoobsurat nahi?” “are
unka tu jawab hi nahi. Tum tu poori ki poori hi
mast maal ho. Aah main kitna khushkismat
hoon ki mujhe itni khoobsurat bahan mili.”
“Nahi Bhaijaan aap isliye khushkismat nahi
hain ki aapko itni khoobsurat bahan mili balki
isliye hain ki aapko apni iklauti khoobsurat
jawan kunwari bahan ke saath pyaar karne ka
mauka mila.” “tum sach kah rahi ho. Main ek
saal se tujhe roz dekhta tha aur tumhari in
khoobsurat choochiyon ko masalna choosna
chaahta tha, haye aaj dil ki muraad poori
huyi.” “Bhaijaan agar aapne pahle kaha hota tu
main aapki muraad pahle hi poori kar deti
kyonki meri sabhi saheliyan apne-apne chhote-
bare bhai ke saath shadi wala pyaar karti hain
aur unki kahani sun-sun kar mera mann bhi
karta tha ki kaash mere pyaare bare bhaiya
mujhe bhi khoob pyaar Karen.” Tu tujhe hi
kahna chahiye tha. Saal bhar main tu main
tumko chod-chodkar ekdam jawan kar deta.”
Bhaijaan ab pahli baar khulkar chudai alfaaz ka
istemaal kiya tha. Main bhi khulkar boli,
“Bhaijaan ab purani baate chhoro aur aur apni
chhoti bahan ko jawan karo.” “are Sali tum tu
poori jawan ho, bas ek baar chud jaogi tu
kunwarapan khatam ho jayega aur larki se
aurat ban jaogi.” “tu banaiye na Bhaijaan.”
Is par Bhaijaan meri baghal main lete aur
mere hoonto ko choomne ke baad dono
choochiyon ko pyaar se dabate bole, “ohh kai
larkiyon ko choda par jo maza apni bahan ke
saath aa raha hai kisi ke saath nahi. Ab sirf
tumko chodenge. Chalo zara saamne khari ho.”
Main seat se uthi tu wah baith gaye. Mujhe
apne saamne kar mere chutaron par haath laga
dabate huwe mujhe paas kiya aur apne munh
ko meri choot par laga diya. Main gangana
gayi. Unhone 5-6 baar choot par jeebh chalayi
fir jeebh ko choot main daal chaatne lage.
Main maze se bhar unke sar ko haath se pakar
apni choot par dabane lagi. Sacch choot
chatwane main tu anokha maza tha. 14-15
baar hi chaata tha ki mere bardaasht se bahar
ho gaya aur main jharne lagi. Bhaijaan ne bina
munh hataye sare rass ko pee liya aur fir
mujhe seat par litaya.
“Ahh Bhaijaan maza aa gaya. Aap bahut ache
hain Bhaijaan.” “tum bhi bahut achhi ho haye
aaj tumne meri barson ki muraad poori kar di.
Haye kab se main apni bahan ki choochiyon ko
dabana aur peena chaahta tha, kab se main
apni chhoti bahan ki kunwari choot ko chaatna
chaahta tha, aah kab se main tujhe chodkar
bahanchod banna chaahta tha aaj meri yah
aarzoo bhi poori hogi.” “bilkul hogi Bhaijaan
khoob chodiye apni chhoti bahan ko. Sach
kitne ache hain mere bare bhai jo apni chhoti
bahan ka itna khyaal rakhte hain. Bhaijaan
aapne bhi hamesha meri aarzuwe poori ki.
Mujhe jab bhi kisi chiz ki zarurat huyi aapne
poori ki. Ab jab mujhe ek boyfriend ki jo ki
mujhe jawan hone ka maza de, meri choot aur
choochiyon ko pyaar kare aur mera
kunwarapan torkar aurat hone ka maza de tu
bhi aapne meri yah aarzoo poori ki. Haye
Bhaijaan ab aap apni bahan ko chodkar
bahanchod baniye aur mujhe bhi jawan hone
ka maza dijiye.”
“ohh Ayesha meri bahan maine aaj tak itni
khoobsurat choot aur choochiyon ko nahi
dekha. Aaj jab ammi ne tumhare saath jane ko
kaha tha tu soch liya tha ki aaj train main hi
apni pyari bahan ki kunwari choot aur
choochiyon ka maza loonga. Kyon Ayesha abhi
tum kunwari ho ya tumhari chud chuki hai?”
“kya kah rahe ho Bhaijaan. Jaante ho abhi tak
kisi ne bhi touch nahi kiya tha. Aap pahle mard
hain. Main tu kai mahino se pareshan hoon ki
kaash koi mujhe chodkar kali se phool bana de
par maine badnami ke darr se kabhi kisi larke
ko lift nahi di. Bhaijaan maine soch liya tha ki
agar shadi se pahle suhagrat manayi tu sirf
apne pyaare Bhaijaan ke saath hi manaungi.”
Bhaijaan meri baat sun mere oopar jhuk mujhe
choom mere gaalo par jeebh ferte bole, “kyon
Ayesha?” “wo isliye Bhaijaan ki mujhe aap
bahut ache lagte hain. Main mann hi mann aap
ko pyaar karti thi aur chaati ki mere pyaare
Bhaijaan hi sabse pahle mujhe chodkar meri
jawani ka maza le. Aur fir apne bhai se
chudwane main koi darr nahi koi jaan bhi nahi
pata aur jab mann kare ghar par hi chudwa
lo.”
“tu sach kah rahi hai. Main bhi kai din se soch
raha tha ki ab tu meri bahan jawan ho gayi hai
aur ab chodne main maza degi isliye ghar ka
maal ghar par hi rahna chahiye. Ab tum roz
raat ko mere kamre main aana aur subah hote
hi chali jaana. Chal zara apni choot tu chatwa.”
“ohh Bhaijaan abhi tu chaata tha.” “aur
chatwa, mujhe choot chaatne main bahut maza
aata hai aur fir teri choot ka taste bahut hi
laajawab hai. Bahut hi pyaari khushbu aa rahi
hai teri is kunwari choot se.”
Fir Bhaijaan apne dono haatho se meri dono
choochiyon ko pakar dabate huwe meri choot
ko jeebh se chaatne chodne lage. Is maze ko
paa main duniya ko bhool gayi. Maine apne
haatho se apni choot ko Bhaijaan ke liye phaila
rakha tha jisse wah aaram se chaat sake.
Bhaijaan lapar-lapar meri choot ko chaat rahe
the aur main apni choot se rass ko nikaal rahi
thi. We jeebh ko andar tak pelkar chaat rahe
the aur choot se nikalne waale rass ko bhi
chooste ja rahe the. Choochiyon ko dabwate
huwe choot ko chatwane ka maza mujhe jannat
ki sair kara raha tha.
Poore 10 minute baad Bhaijaan ne choot se
munh hataya tu kuchh rahat mili. Main seat
par uthkar baithi aur jhukkar apni jamkar
chaati gayi choot ko dekha tu khush ho gayi.
Pahli chatayi main hi meri kunwari choot ka
rang roop badal gaya tha. Poori choot Bhaijaan
ke thook se bhigi thi jisse wah chamak rahi thi.
Choot ke dono phaank phool aur pichak rahe
the. Halke gulabi rang ki apni choot ko dekh
mast ho Bhaijaan se boli, “ohh Bhaijaan aapne
tu khush kar diya apni bahan ko.” “chal abhi
zara teri in rasili choochiyon ka rass pee loon
fir teri jawani ka darwaza khota hoon.” “lo piyo
na.” Aur apne haath se pakar kar choochiyon
ko Bhaijaan ke munh ke paas kiya tu Bhaijaan
ne nipple ko munh main liya aur chooste huwe
poori choochi ko munh main le-lekar daba-
dabakar pine lage. Choochiyon ko pilane ka
maza bhi behtareen tha par choot chatwane se
kam. Fir bhi kareeb 5 minute tak dono
choochiyon ko apne pyaare bhai ke munh main
diye rahi aur jab bardasht se baahar ho gaya tu
boli, “ab fir choosna Bhaijaan ab please ek
baar mujhe pel dijiye na aaahh ssshhh…..”
Bhaijaan choochiyon ko munh se bahar kar
bole, “Ayesha.” “ji bhai.” “yaar tu ek baat tu
bata?” “kya?” “yahi ki tu aaj pahli baar yah sab
karwa rahi hai fir tujhe sab kuchh maloom
kaise hai?” “Bhaijaan meri saheliyaan mujhe
apni love story sunati rahti hain. Jaante hain
Bhaijaan meri 5 friend hai jinme se 3 ka apne
bare bhai se aur 1 ka apne chhote bhai se
chakkar hai. Ek ka koi bhai nahi hai isliye wah
apne papa se maze leti hai. Wah sabhi mujhe
roz apni chudai ke kisse sunati hain. Mera
bahut mann karta tha ki kaash mujhe bhi mere
Bhaijaan chode tu main bhi unko apni chudai
ki kahani sunaya karoon. Ohh Bhaijaan ab
main bhi unko apni aur apne bhai ki chudai ki
story bataungi.”
Bhaijaan mujhe dekhte bole, “tumhari
saheliyaan kya batati hain tumko?” “yahi ki aaj
kaise choda, kaise choot chatwayi ya kisne
apne bhai ke lund ko kaise chaata.” “ohh sab
batati hain?” “haan Bhaijaan ohh please bhai ab
aap zara apne lund ko chuswaiye na, Yasmin
aur Nidhi kah rahi thi ki unko sabse zyada
maza choot chatwane aur fir lund ko munh
main lekar chooskar uska pani pine main aata
hai. Please Bhaijaan ek baar apne lund ka pani
mujhe pila dijiye fir jibharkar chodna apni
kunwari bahan ko.” Bhaijaan meri baat sun
khush hokar bole, “lo chooso na bhala main
apni pyaari bahan ki kisi baat se inkaar kar
sakta hoon.”
Bhaijaan mere saamne khare ho gaye. Wah
abhi tak kapro main the. Wah khare huwe tu
main jaldi se unki pant ke button ko khola aur
pant niche kar unki underwear bhi niche khiska
di. Underwear niche hote hi unka mota, lamba
tana-tana lund meri aankho ke saamne jhatke
lene laga jise dekh meri choot ki dhadkan barh
gayi. Main kuchh der pyaar se apne bhai ke
lund ko dekha fir aage jhukkar use munh main
le liya. Munh main lekar supare par jeebh
chalayi fir haath se pakar poore lund ko jeebh
se chata. Bhaijaan ki aankhe band ho chuki thi
aur wah apni kamar par haath rakh lund ko
aage ki oor ubhaare chuswa rahe the.
2-3 minute tak lund ko jeebh se chaata fir lund
ko munh main lekar choosne lagi. Sach saheli
ka kahna sahi tha. Lund choosne main bahut
mast maza mil raha tha. Khoob kas-kaskar 5
minute tak choosa ki Bhaijaan ohh ohh aahh
sshh.. Karne lage aur lund ko mere munh main
hi aage pichhe karte bole, “hhhaaaaaayyyyeeee
Ayesha meri bahan aahh Sali mera nikalne wala
hai, aahh bol kaha nikaloon?” Maine lund ko
munh se bahar nikaal kaha, “Bhaijaan please
main aaj pahli baar jharte lund ko dekhungi
isliye lund ka pani nikalte dekhna chaahti hoon
par Bhaijaan mujhe aapne pyaare Bhaijaan ke
mote tagre lund ke pani ko pina bhi hai isliye
pani mere munh ke andar hi girana.”
“theek hai Sali le munh khol.” Aur maine apne
munh ko khol diya. Bhaijaan apne lund ko
haath se pakar mere munh ki oor kare khare
the ki unke lund ne ek tez dhaar ke saath apna
safed gaarha pani mere munh ke andar daalna
shuru kiya.
Heavy lund ke tez shot se pani sidha mere
halak tak gaya. 1 minute tak jharta raha fir jab
kewal kuchh drops unke lund se chipke rah
gaye tu unke jhare lund ko munh main lekar
choosne lagi. Nidhi aur Yasmin ka kahna sahi
tha. Bahut hi tasty pani tha Bhaijaan ke lund
ka. 1 minute tak choosa fir lund ko bahar kiya
tu wah thook se chamak raha tha.
“ab tu let tu chod doon.” “Bhaijaan abhi tu
jhara hai ab itni jaldi yah taiyyar kaise hoga?”
“pagli jharne ke aad jo tumne dubara chaata
hai usse yah ready hai. Waise bhi teri kunwari
choot ko dekh yah ekdam ready hai. Aakhir aaj
ise apni bahan ki choot milne wali hai.” “lo
Bhaijaan chodo apni bahan ki kunwari choot
par please aaram se dhire-dhire karna, pahli
chudai hai iski. Abhi tu isme ungli bhi nahi
gayi hai.” “tu ghabra mat bas let ja.”
Main leti tu Bhaijaan meri tango ke beech
aaye. Main unko dekhkar muskara rahi thi.
Wah bhi khush the. Unka lund unki taango ke
beech fudak raha tha. Meri tango ke beech aa
unhone mere pairon ko ghutno ke paas se
morkar mere pet ki oor kiya fir lund ko meri
choot ke gulabi chhed par laga dono haatho ko
meri choochiyon par raka aur jhukkar mere
hoonto ko choom mere kaan main sargoshi ki,
“Ayesha.” “hoon.” “meri bahan kaisa lag raha
hai?” “ohh Bhaijaan bahut achha.” “chod de?”
“haan.” “ek dam se daal doon ya dhire-dhire?”
“nahi Bhaijaan please ekdam se nahi phatt
jayegi. Kunwari hai na isliye dhire-dhire.”
Fir Bhaijaan dhire-dhire lund ko choot par
dabane lage. Lund apna raasta banata choot
main jaane laga. Main pahli baar lund le rahi
thi isliye maze se bhari thi par aadha jaate hi
kasmasane lagi. Meri tarap dekh Bhaijaan bole,
“bas karen kya dard ho raha hai?” “nahi ohh
mere pyaare bhai poora daal do apni kunwari
bahan ki choot main. Maza aa raha hai.” Aur
fir zor lagate huwe poora lund andar daal diya
aur meri choochiyon ko 1 minute tak choosa
fir bole, “choden?” “haan.”
Fir Bhaijaan dhire-dhire andar bahar karte
chudai karne lage. 2-3 minute tak isi tarah
chodai karte rahe tu main maze se bhar bole,
“haye maza aa gaya ohh Bhaijaan aur tez aur
zor se chodo.” Mere kahte hi Bhaijaan ne
speed tez ki tu mujhe asli chudai ka maza
milne laga. Bahut hi damdaar chudai kar rahe
the Bhaijaan. Main bahut mast thi. 5 minute
tak hachak kar chodne ke baad Bhaijaan bole,
“main bahut khushnaseeb hoon ki mujhe itni
khoobsurat aur pyaari bahan mili.” “haan
Bhaijaan hamdono hi khushnaseeb hain. Oh
mere Bhaijaan bhi tu kitne ache hain Bhaijaan
bahut kam larkiyan itni khush kismat hoti hain
jinko unke bhai chodte hain. Aah Bhaijaan aap
bahut achhe hain aur aapka lund bhi bahut
mast hai.”
7-8 minute ki damdaar chudai ke baad
Bhaijaan ne apne lund ko bahar nikala aur fir
ek tez shot ke saath lund ki malayi ko meri
choochiyon par girane lag


ऐ काश !
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कोई एक ऐसा कोना
जि‍समें हम
खुद से भी कुछ बातें
रख लेते छुपा के

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कि बि‍ना नाम लि‍ए अपना
सब कुछ दि‍ल का
तुझको बता पाते

वो सुन लेते तुम
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ऐ काश .......

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रश्‍मि शर्मा


'Kuch Dil Ki Lagi Tum Chedo,
Kuch Dil Lagana Hum Sikhayein..

Kuch Pyar Ki Baatein Tum Karo,
Kuch Pyar Nibhana Hum Sikhayein.

Kuch Nazar Ka Ishara Tum Karo,
Kuch Aankh Milana Hum Sikhayein..

Kuch Jaan KI Baazi Tum Lagao,
Kuch Jaan Se Jaana Hum Sikhayein..

Kuch Thoda sa Hans K Tum Dekho,
Kuch Muskurana Hum Sikhayein..

Kuch Milne Ki Aas Tum Do,
Kuch Waqt Pe Aana Hum Sikhayein..

Dil Par Tum Bas Hath Rakh Do,
Kuch Dil Dhadkana Hum Sikhayein..

Kuch Pyar Se Paas Tum Aao,
Kuch Gale Lagana Hum Sikhayein

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


Bahut khoobsurat ho tum
kabhi main jo kah doo'n mohabbat hai tumse
to mujhko khudara ghalat mat samajhna
k meri zaroorat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum..!!

Hai phoolon ke daali ye baahe'n tumhari
hain khamosh jaadu nigahen tumhari
jo kaante ho sab apne daaman me rakh loon
saja doo'n main kaliyo se raahe tumhari
... nazar se zamane ki khud ko bachana
kisi or se dekho dil na lagana
k meri amanat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum..!!

Hai chehra tumhara k din hain sunhara
aur uspe ye kali ghatao ka pahra
gulabo sa nzjuk mahakta badan hain
ye lab hain tumhare k khilta chaman hai
bikhare jo zulfe'n to sharmaye badal
jo zahid bhi dekhe to ho jaye pagal
wo pakiza murat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum..!!

Jo bankar kali muskurati hai aksar
shab e hijr me jo rulati hai aksar
jo lamho hi lamho me duniya badal de
jo shayar ko de jaye pahlu gazal ke
chipana bhi chahu to chipaye na jaye
bhulana jo chahoon to bhulaye na jaye
wo pahli mohabbat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum
bahut khoobsurat ho tum..!!


Sukun mILta He Jab UnSe BaaT HotI He.
HaZar RaaTo Me Wo Ek RaaT HotI He.
NIgah Utha K Jab Wo DekhTe He MerI TaraF,
Wo Ek nIgah MerI KaYnaT HotI He.
Tumhari pyaar ka sila
Har haal me denge
Khuda bhi mange dil to
Use bhi taal denge
Agar dil bhi kahe ki tum bewafa ho
To mere saathi
Dil ko seene se nikaal denge.
Baaton Hi Baaton Me Ikrar Hota Hai,
Baaton-Se Hi Dil Bekarar Hota Hai,
Ye DiL Ki Baat Hai Aankhon Ki Nahi,
Bina Dekhe Bhi Pyaar Hota Hai.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
Ek saroor sa uske Dil pe chaya hoga,
Pehle socha hoga
Tujhe JANNAT mein rakh lun.
Phir usse mera khayal aaya hoga....
Pyaar Me Mout Se Darte Koun Hai.
Pyaar Ho Jaata Hai Karta Koun Hai.
Aap Jaise Yaar Par Duniya Qurban
Aur Aap Puchte Ho Ki Hum Par Marta Koun Hai.
Aap jaise log Hume kuch khas lagte hain,
Hum mann me har waqt ek aas rakte hai,
Na jane kab aa jaye aapke SMS,
Isliye Mobile Dil k pass rakhte hai..
Meri Subah Ko Tum Roshni De Do,
Meri Shaamo Ko Tum Chandni De Do,
Maangta Hu Tumse Me Muje Panaah De Do.
Pyar=Dukh k Bazar
Premi=Dukh k Kharidar
Premika=Dukh ki Dukandar
Dad=Bich ki Diwar
Behen=Salahkar
Bhai=PItne ko Taiyar.
Ye He Pyar k BIG BAZAR.
Ishq kar deta hai bekrar
Bhar deta hai pathar ke dil me pyar,
Kyu nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar,
Kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai intezar.
Sishe mein dikhti aapki parchai,
Kehti hai humse ki aap ho sharmai,
Yeh kaisi hai rusvayi,
Mann karta hai thaam lu aapki kalai,
Kyunki ab to sahi jaye na ye judia.
Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.
Kitni Ajeeb Hai,
Is Shahar Ki Tanhaai Bhi..
Ae_Sanam..
Hazron Log Hai Magar,
Phir Bhi Koi TUM Jaisa Nahi...
DARD-E-DIL Ki Dava Mile Na Mile,
DARD DiL Ko Mile To Kafi He,
Baat Agar "Woh" Kare Na Kare,
Sirf "HONTH" Uske Hile To Kafi He.
Dhoop ho ya chaaw tum sath nibhaya karna,
Akele me gale laga kar hume payar karna,
Jaan jaunga khushbu se tumko,
Nind aa jaye to pehlu me sulaya karna.
Koi dil ki aawaj pahchanta nahi,
Kisko kya dard hai koi janta nahi,
Hum bhi nahi chahte sms se pareshaan karna,
Magar kya karein,
"DIl hai ki maanta nahi"
Door Ho Jaun Toh Zara Intezar Karna
Apne Dil Ko Na Bekaraar Karna
Laut Ke Aayenge Hum Jahan Bhi Jayenge
Bas Humare Pyar Par Aitbar Karna.
Banke Aznbi Mile The Zindgi K Safar Me
In Yado K Lamhe Kabhi Mitayenge Nhi
Agr Yad Rakhna Fitrt H Apki
To Wada Rha Hm B Apko Bhulaenge Nhi.
Qayamat Tak TujHe Yaad Karenge
Teri Har Baat Par Aitbaar Karenge
TujHe CHaHne Ko To NaHi KaHenge
Par PHir BHi Teri CHaHat Ka Intezar Karenge.!
Taqdir Se Tab Hume Hissa Milta Hai,
Pyar Bhara Koi Jab Rista Milta Hai,
Rosan Ho Jati Hai Sari Zindgi,
Jab Rishto Me Ap Jesa Farista Milta Hai..
Kuch Iss Tarah Aapke Paas Aa Chuke,
Khud Ko Aapka Hissa Bana Chuke,
Ab To Humare Dard Ki Koi Dawa Karo,
Hum To Aapko Apna Bana Chuke..
Kwab ban k ankho me samana he
Khushi se tujhko sajana he
Kabul h muze jamane bhar ki nafrat
Par Apka pyar ban k Apko pana he.
Hamari Har Ada Ka Aaina Apse He,
Humari Har Manzil Ka Rasta Aapse He,
KabHi Na Door Hona Humari Zindgi Se,
Humari Har KHusHi Ka Waasta Aapse He.!
Chu liya tune labse aakho ko,
Mante puri tum se hi
Tu mile jaha mera jaha he vaha,
ronke sari tum se.
Hi........eeeeeeeee
Piya......o re piya....piya re piya re piya.
Muskurahat ka koi mol nahi hota
Kuch rishto ka koi tol nahi hota
Vaise pyar to mil jata he har raste par
Par koi aapki tarah anmol nahi hota
Ek ajnve se hume itna pyar kyo hai,
Inkar krne pr bhe chaht ka ikrar kyo hai,
Use pana sayd humare tkder me nahi,
Fir bhe hr mod pr hume unka he intjar kyo hai.
Ek khamosi izhar ban jati hai.
Ek khamosi se halaat badal jati hai.
kisi se pyar karo to khamos mat rahna,
kyoki us khamosi se
Puri jindagi INTZAR ban jati hai..
I'M a police officer
&
U r undr arrest
Bcoz
Jitne pyare aap ho
Itna Pyara hona kanoonan jurm hai.
Is liay apko MERE Dil main,
Umr kaid ki sza di jati hai.
A cute love story
GiRL:Kya me tumhen pyari lagti hoon?
BOY. Nahi
GIRL. kya tum mere 7 rehna chahte ho?
BOY. Nahi
Girl. Agar me mar jaon to aap ro ge?
BOY. Nahi
Ladki udas ho gayi usay bahut dukh hua or
Wo rone lagi
Ladke ne usay apne qareeb kiya Or kaha
Tum Pyari nahi bahut Khubsoorat ho
Mein tumhare7 rehna nahi balki Jeena chahta hoon
Or
Agar tumhen kuch ho gaya to
Me rounga Nahi MAR jaonga.!
What A "Boys" msg for the All LOVER's...!!
its real love
Ek Sach: Jo Insaan Apse Zyada Pyar Krega
Wo Apse Roz Ladega
Lekin Jab Apka Ek Aansu Girega To
Use Rokne Ke Liye Wo Puri Duniya Se Ladega.
CHALO DEKHTE HAIN AAPKO
KITNI BAR PYAR HUA HAI?
ChoosE 1 no,&reply.
181
141
111
161
151
171
it's truly fun Seriously.
Chk out..Reply must.
181- hr roz hota h.
151- aap do logo mein confusd ho.
141- 3 bar wo bhi mazak tha.
111 - 1 bar sacha pyar.
161- kbhi hua hi nhi.
171- 2 bar.
"Achhe Rishto Ko Vaado or
Sharto Ki Zarurat Nahi Hoti,
Uske Liye Sirf
2 khoobsurat Log Chahiye,
Jinme Ek Bharosa Kar Sake or
Dusra Use Samajh Sake..
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai,
Muskurate hai woh.
Har khomoshi mein ek baat hoti hai,
Har dil mein ek yaad hoti hai,
Aapko pata ho ya na ho
Par aapki khushi k liye,
Roz fariyad hoti hai.
Us gulab se puchho dard kya hota hai;
Jo har waqt khamosh hi rehta hai;
Auro ko deta hai paigam-e mohabbat;
Aur khud kaanto ki chubhan ko sehta hai.
Love is beautiful,
When it comes true......
Love is more beautiful,
When it comes early
Love is more and more beautiful,
When it is pure.
Apne sare gham mujhe dedo,
Mein sari khushiyan tujhe deta hoon,
Jo sochi thi kabhi khud ke liye,
Wo sari duayein tujhe deta hoon.
Mein Na To Ji Sakta Hun,
Na Mar Sakta Hun.
'TERE BINA'
Na Ro Sakta Hun,
Na Dil Ko Bahela Sakta Hun
'TERE BINA'
Mana Ki
Puri Duniya Hai Mere Pas
Per Duniya Virana Hai,
'TERE BINA'
Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
Pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
Bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
Thame wahi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho.
Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
Dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
Ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
Mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti.
Pyar Se Tab Tak Pyar Na Karo
Jab Tak Pyar Aapse Pyar Na Kare
Jab Pyar Aapse Pyar Kare To
Pyar Se Itna Pyar Karo Ki
Pyar Kisi Aur Se Pyar Na Kare.
Teri pyari si ummid kaise tod jau,
Tu khwab dekhe aur mai Najar na aau,
Kuch to baat hai Pyar me apni,
Kya tere kadam nahi kahte,
"Ek Baar Mil Aau..?
Koi Khud se bhi Pyara hota hai.
Koi to dil ka sahara hota hai.
Jaruri nahi jindgi apne Liye Hi pyari ho.
Jindgi Mai koi to jindgi se bhi pyara Hota Hai...
Yado Ki Shama Jab Bhujti Dikhai Degi.
Teri Har Sans Mere Wajud Ki Gawahi Degi.
Tum Apne Andar Ka Shor Kam Kar lena,
Meri Har Aahat Tumhe Sunai Degi.
Chahe Jane Ki Hasrat Kise Nahi Hoti,
Magar Har Kisi Ki Aisi Kismat Nahi Hoti,
Koi Ek Hota Hai Jo Sama Jata Hai Dil Mein,
Har Kisi Se Ye Mohabbat Nahi Hoti.
Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Dhadakta hai mera ye Dil jiske liye,
Wo Meri Jaan tum ho tum.
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye,
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
Ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
Ek teri chal lehrati hai,
Dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
Girten hain log aur tu hasti jati h.
Sajde Dil Ke Tarane Bahut Hai.
Zindigi Jeene Ke Bahane Bahut Hai.
Aap Sada Muskurate Rehna Kyonke,
Apki Muskurahat Ke Deewane Bahut H.
Ek Pal Ki Ye Baat Nahi,
Do Pal Ka Ye Sath Nahi,
Waise To Zindgi Ek Safar,
Si Ban Gai Hai Mere Liye,
Par Wo Safar Hi Kya Jisme Apka Sath Nahi.
Zindagi K Raaz
Raaz Rehney Dijiye
Jo B Ho Aitraz
Aitraz Rehney Dejiye
Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey Aap Se Milna
Plz Ye Mat Khena K Aaj Rehney Dijiye


Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,Aur kitna intezar karu tere offline ka,arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,Dil tute to Maikhane bane,Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
nalini_thegr8Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Hotho se jo choo liya,Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,??hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
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Jindagi behaal hai,Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai,kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai, Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye. Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.Arey do boond dosti ke pi le, Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte. Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
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Har khushi kam hai, Tera gum bhulane ke liye, Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai, Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum KarengeItna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai . Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai. Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen, Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,Ittefaq se hum dost bane,Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu, Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai, Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai, Par hai re meri futi kismat,Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki.Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..
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Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,Begana kaho ya deewana,Suno is dil ka fasana,Teri d! osti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka haiKuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aayaKUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaSAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka golaMain uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya huaMujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Romance MathematicsSmart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman =
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hainTum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail ! karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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Sh! aam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shu! kar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum, itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??? vah vah... vah vah... vah va
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Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoonYaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoonSocha ki bhula doon tujhe magar, Har baar faisla badal deta hoon
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Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti Janti hon wo bay khaber hai mujhe sephir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti ~
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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh, badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh, Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!
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aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.chhe vo apna ho ya beganadil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??
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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiyeper taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....
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Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe, Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye toBhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Jab hum is duniya mein aate hai, Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai. Duniya mein aane ke baad hum, Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai. Magar in rishto mein se sirf, woh pyaar ka pawitra rishta hai, Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain.
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Kehena hai aaj tumse, phir ki! sise ye kehena nahi, Rehena hai saath tere, warna Duniya me rehena nahi.
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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!
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oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !
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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....PAISA..... MAUT.....Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....Mera SMS !
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!
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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
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1 Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandirthode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eatraheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye toplease mujhe bhi bata dena.....
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Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha haho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he hehhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
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Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho,cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho
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Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola....12036 entries found !
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Apko MULAYAM ki akal,LALOO ki shakal,Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani,KALAM jaise baal,ATAL jaisi chaal mile..GOOD LUCK
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Aasman me itne tare ho kiasma na dikhai de,Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de,HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,aapne band kiya j! abse SMS karna,MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
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Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!
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Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liyemajboor ho jaye
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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!Good Morning!
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is duniya me dost kam milenge,Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,jaha duniya nazar fer legi,us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..
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Aapko ashirwad mile bado se, sahayog mile chh! oto se,Khushiya mile jag se,pyar mile sab se,daulat mile rab se,yahi dua hai dil se DIL SE!
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Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!
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Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!
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Arz hai unki galiyon kechakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai...
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Ae barish jara tham ke baras, jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...
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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
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Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha:" Pyar Ki
Haqeeqat Kya Hai.. ??
Buzurg Ne Kaha:" Jao Baag Mein Jo Sab Se
Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao..
Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai aur Kaha:" Mein
Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat
Tha..
Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal
Padi Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga
Jab Laut Kar Aai To Use Koi Aur Tor Chuka
Tha" . . . . Buzurg Ne Kaha:" Yahi Pyar Ki
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WAFA HAMID

"WAFA HAMID hai ek
.........nihayat hi khoobsurat.....sabse lag.....kabhi kabhi lagta hai saari kaynaat ka noor unke us chehre mai basa hua hai.......baat january ki hai......ek puraana scarf sar pe aur haathon mai dastaane pehne apne saathiyon sung chai ki chuskiyaan le raha tha.....thand kaafi thi upar se idhar udhar ki jo baatein chal rahi thi usme mujhe ratti bhar bhi dilchaspi nahi thi....andar se ajeeb si baichaini hone lagi thi......issi darmiyaan kahin se khilkilahat ki awaaz ne mera dhyaan apni aur aakarshit kiya....vo saaamne vaali bench par aakar baith gayi....unke hanste hi laga ki puraa jahaan unke saaath muskura raha ho...kuch iss tarah unhe dekhne laga maano pehle kabhi kahi sundarta hi naaa dekhi ho....ghoorte hue achanak hi unki nazar mujhse mili to maine nazar chura li.....kuch saham saa gaya...bhaiyon shakl-surat ke maamle mein upar vaala humpe zyada meharbaan nahi hua tha.....dost mazaak main brad pitt mujhe keh lete they shuruaat mai iss naaam se chidta tha par janaab ab kuch aadat si ho gayi hai....beharhaal vo jab jaane lagi to aakhiri baar unke uss chehre ko apne dil main kaid kar liya hai issse zyaada mujhe unse kuch umeeed bhi nahi thi.....bas fir hum bhi vaha se nikal gaye aankhon aur dil main vo surat liye madhosh chaaro taraf halla tha par mera dhyaan to kahin aur tha bas mare mann se nikal raha tha "" AYI... AYI......S.F.I. """


Maine Puchha Kaise Ho,
Badle Ho Ya Waise Ho,
Roop Wahi, Andaaz Wahi,
Ya Phir Is Mein Koi Kami,
Hijr Ka Kuch Ehsaas Hoga,
Koi Tumhare Paas To Hoga,
Main Bichhda Ye Majboori Thi,
Kab Manzoor Mujhe Doori Thi,
Sath Hamara Kab Chhuta Hai,
Rooh Ka Rishta Kab Toota Hai,
Aankh Se Jo Aansu Behte Hai,
Tumko Khabar Hai Kya Kehte Hai,
Maine Kaha Aawaz Tumhari
Aaj Bhi Hai Humraaz Hamari,
Phool Wafa Ke Khil Jayenge,
Ek Din Phir Hum Mil Jayenge...


Koi Teer Jaise Jigar Ke Paar Sa Hua Hai
Jaane Kyun Dil Itna Beqaraar Sa Hua Hai.
Kabhi Dekha Nahi Maine Tujhe Phir B
Kyun Aey Ajnabi Is Qadar Tumse PyaarSa Hua Hai.!
kal raat meri aankho ne,tere hontho ki tasweer banai.
apne ehsaason se rang bhara, fir tu bahut khoobsurat nazar aayi.


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