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Pyaar Ka Dard Hai 31st July 2013 Written Episode Review

Mere yaara tere gham agar paayenge
Humein teri hai kasam, hum sanwar jayenge
Tere kaandhe se hi lag ke
Yaara beete umar saari
Socho kaisi hogi kismat
Hua yun tto phir humaari
Saare aansoon toh ho tere
Aur aankhein ho humaari
Tere dard humein, jo mile pyaar mein
Tere dard humein jo mile pyaar mein
Hum khushi se yun bhar jaayenge
Hum mar jaayenge ho o..
Hum mar jaayenge
Mere yaara tere gham agar paayenge
Humein teri hai kasam, hum sanwar jaayenge
Chaahe dukh ho, chaahe sukh ho
Dil ne tujhko hi pukaara
Tune humko hai banaaya
Tune humko hai sanwaara
Jahaan ko rab ka hai, humein tera hai sahaara
Bas tera saath ho, chaahe jo baatho
Bas tera saath ho, chaahe jo baatho
Tere kehne se kar jaayenge
Hum mar jaayenge ho o..
Hum mar jaayenge
Mere yaara tere gham agar paayenge
Humein teri hai kasam, hum sanwar jaayenge
Mere yaara tere gham agar paayenge
Humein teri hai qasam hum sanwar jaayenge :P :P :P



Kabhi na kabhi to miloge kahin pe humko yakeen hai - 4 times
Teri zindagi, meri zindagi hai
Tere bina, na hum jee sakenge yahan ek pal
Teri zindagi, meri zindagi hai
Tere bina, na hum jee sakenge yahan ek pal

Hoga yahan pe andhere ka sawera
Hoga wahin pe hamara bhi basera
Manzil wahin hai jahan hai tumhara nishaan
Hoo jeena hai marr jaana hai
Kuch aisa kar jaana hai
Zinda rahe pyaar ki dastaan, dastaan
Teri zindagi, meri zindagi hai
Tere bina, na hum jee sakenge yahan ek pal
Teri zindagi, meri zindagi hai
Tere bina, na hum jee sakenge yahan ek pal

Dil pe khayalon ki baraf jami hai
Beegha hai aalam, nigaahon mein nami hai
Kis bhool ki jaane humko mili hai sazaa
Ooo sab zakhm gehre se hai
Lamhaat tehre se hai
Tham jaayega dard ka silsila, silsila

Kabhi na kabhi to miloge kahin pe humko yakeen hai
Teri zindagi, meri zindagi hai
Tere bina, na hum jee sakenge yahan ek pal
Teri zindagi, meri zindagi hai
Tere bina, na hum jee sakenge yahan ek pal

Teri zindagi, meri zindagi hai
Tere bina, na hum jee sakenge yahan
Hoo teri zindagi, meri zindagi hai
Tere bina, na hum jee sakenge yahan


Hum Mar Jayenge LyricsApni aankhein khaali kar deKaash tu meri aankhein bhar deKaash tu meri aankhein bhar deMere yaara tere gham agar payengeHamein teri hai kasam hum sanwar jayengeMere yaara tere gham agar payengeHamein teri hai kasam hum sanwar jayengeDo yeh saugaat tum,to zamaane ki humDo yeh saugaat tum,to zamaane ki humHar khushi se mukar jayengeHum mar jayengeHum mar jayengeMere yaara tere gham agar payengeHamein teri hai kasam hum sanwar jayengeTere kaandhe se hi lag keYaara beete umar saariSocho kaisi hogi kismatHua yun to phir hamaariSaare aansoo to hon tereAur aankhein hon hamaariTere dard hamein jo mile pyaar meinTere dard hamein jo mile pyaar meinHum khushi se yun bhar jaayengeHum mar jaayengeHum mar jaayengeMere yaara tere gham agar paayengeHamein teri hai kasam hum sanwar jaayengeChaahe dukh ho, chaahe sukh hoDil ne tujhko hi pukaaraTune humko hai banaayaTune humko hai sanwaaraChaahaton ko rab ka haiHamein tera hai sahaaraBas tera saath hoChaahe jo baat hoBas tera saath hoChaahe jo baat hoTere kehne se kar jaayengeHum mar jaayenge ho..Hum mar jaayengeMere yaara tere gham agar paayengeHamein teri hai kasam hum sanwar jaayengeHum mar jaayenge ho..Hum mar jaayengeMere yaara tere gham agar paayengeHamein teri hai kasam hum sanwar jaayenge


Maine Kaha Maut Ko
Thore D!N Tal Jaa . .
Maut Ne Kaha Teri Kisi Ko
Zarurat Nahi Tu Chali Aa . .
Maine Kaha Koi Hai Jo
Mere Liye Jeeta Hai . .
Maut Ne Kaha Is Liye Tu
Roz Paani Ki Jagah Aansu Peeti
Hai . . !!


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Girl:I'm ready for it
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Is Zamane Me,Is Mohabbat Me
Kitne Dil Toote,Kitne Ghar Phoonke
Jaane Kyun Log Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain..
Dil Ke Badle Dard-E-Dil Liya Karte Hain…

Tanhaiye Milti Hai Mehfil Nahi Milti…
Raah-E-Mohabbat Me Kabhi Manzil Nahi Milti..
Dil Toot Jaata Hain, Nakaam Hota Hai …
Ulfat Me Yahi Logoun Ka Anjaam Hota hai…

Koi Kya Jaane Kyun ye Parwane…
Kyun Machalte Hain, Gham Me Jalte Hain…
Aaahein Bhar Bhar Ke Deewane Jiya Karte Hain…
Sawan Mein Aankhoun Ko Kitna Rulati Hain…

Furqat Me Jab Dil Ko Kisi Ki Yaad Aati Hai…
Yeh Zindagi Yunhi Barbaad Hoti Hai…
Har Waqt Hontoun Par Koi Faryaad Hoti Hai…
Naa Dawaoun Ka Naam Chalta Hai..

Naa Duaoun Se Kaam Chalta Hai…
Zaher Yeh Phir Bhi Sabhi Kyun Piya Karte Hain…
. Jaane kyun Log Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain..
Mehboob Se Har Gham Mansoob Hota Hai…

Din Raat Ulfat Me Tamasha Khoob Chalta Hai…
Raatoun Se Bhi Lambe Yeh Pyaar Ke Qisse…
Aashiq Sunate Hain
Jafa-E-Yaar Ke Qisse…

BeMurrawat Hai Woh…
BeWafaa Hai Woh…
Uss Sitamgar Ka Apne Dilbar Ka….
Naam Le Lekar Duhai Diya Karte Hain….

Jaane Kyun Log Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain…
Dil Ke Badle Dard-E-Dil Liya Karte Hain……


Juda wo Hue pr Hum Nahin,
Khafa wo hue pr Hum Nahin,
Ek Hum He the Jo unse Pyar Karte Rahe,
Bewafa Woh The Par Hum Nahin.
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Dil K Qareeb Aa K Jab Wo Door Ho Gaye,
Sary Haseen Khawb Mery Choor Ho Gaye.
Humne Wafa Nibhai To Badnamiyan Mili,
Jo Log Bewafa Thy Wo Mashhor Ho Gaye.
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Guzry Dinon Ki Bhuli Hui Bat Ki Tarha
Aankhon Main Jagta Hai Koi Rat Ki Tarha.
Us Se Umeed Thi K Nibhaye Ga Sath
Magar Woh Bhi Badal Gaya Mery Halaat Ki Tarha.
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Ek Bewafa Se Aik Mulaqat Bohat Hai
Jitna Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai
Duniya Ko Dil Ke Daagh Dikhaon To Kis Tarah
Aye Zindagi Yeh Raaz Chupaon To Kis Tarah
Apni Tabahiyoon Mein Mera Haath Bohat Hai
Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai
Toota Jo Dil Ka Aaina Tootay Sabhee Bharam
Hoti Hai Umar Pyaar Ki Jeenay Ke Liye Kamm
Marnay Ke Liye Dard Ki Raat Bohat Hai
Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai
Ek Bewafa Se Ik Mulaqat Bohat Hai
Jitna Bhee Diya Humnay Tera Saath Bohat Hai.
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Juda Honay Ka Andesha juda hony se pehle tha,
Wo mujh se intehai khush khafa hone se pehle tha,
Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo,
Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha,
Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega,
Bohat hi ba’wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha.
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Bewafai UsKi Mita Kar Aaya Hun,,
Khat Us K Paani Main Baha Kar Aaya Hun,,
Koi Parh Na Lay Us Bewafa k wadaun Ko,
Is Liye Pani Mein Bhi Aag Laga Kar Aaya Hun.
`
Kitni Saji Hai Bewafai Teray Masoom Chehray Par.
Hum Bhi Pagal Thay k Is Adaa Pay Mar Gaye…
`
Mera Taajub Ajab Nahi Hai.
Wo Shakhs Pehle Sa Ab Nahi Hai.
Wafa Ka Kya Gila Karon Main Us Se ‘Ghalib’
Wo Mera Tha Kab Jo Ab Nahi Hai…shikha jain


Apni aankhein khaali kar de
Kaash tu meri aankhein bhar de
Kaash tu meri aankhein bhar de

Mere yaara tere gham agar payenge
Humein teri hai kasam, hum sanwar jayenge (x2)

Do yeh saugaat tum, tto zamaane ki hum
Do yeh saugaat tum, tto zamaane ki hum
Har khushi se mukar jayenge
Hum mar jayenge
Hum mar jayenge

Mere yaara tere gham agar paayenge
Humein teri hai kasam, hum sanwar jayenge

Tere kaandhe se hi lag ke
Yaara beete umar saari
Socho kaisi hogi kismat
Hua yun tto phir humaari
Saare aansoon toh ho tere
Aur aankhein ho humaari
Tere dard humein, jo mile pyaar mein
Tere dard humein jo mile pyaar mein
Hum khushi se yun bhar jaayenge
Hum mar jaayenge ho o..
Hum mar jaayenge

Mere yaara tere gham agar paayenge
Humein teri hai kasam, hum sanwar jaayenge

Chaahe dukh ho, chaahe sukh ho
Dil ne tujhko hi pukaara
Tune humko hai banaaya
Tune humko hai sanwaara
Jahaan ko rab ka hai, humein tera hai sahaara
Bas tera saath ho, chaahe jo baat ho
Bas tera saath ho, chaahe jo baat ho
Tere kehne se kar jaayenge
Hum mar jaayenge ho o..
Hum mar jaayenge

Mere yaara tere gham agar paayenge
Humein teri hai kasam, hum sanwar jaayenge

Mere yaara tere gham agar paayenge
Humein teri hai qasam hum sanwar jaayenge
From: M.ISHAK


Height of 'KUCH BHI'
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Teacher: agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain ,
aur unme se 7 amrood tod liye to
kitne angoor bachenge?
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Student : sir 9 haathi
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Teacher: waah tumhe kaise pata
chala?
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Student: sir kyunki mai lunch
me gobhi ki sabji laaya hoon....
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Moral : roz brush karo warna petrol mehnga ho jaaega..


<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Tadap Tadap Ke Tu Dard Ka Shumar Na Kar,
Gar Mera Nahi Hai To Mujhse Pyaar Na Kar,
Badi Kashish Hai Gunaho Ki Har Ada Mein Teri,
Ab Is Se Zyada Tu Mujhpe Aetbaar Na Kar.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3


Kitni ajib baat hai na..Jab tu mere paas thi tab mein hardam yahi s0chta tha..kya mein teri kadar nahi karta..!??..Aur aaj jab tu mere paas nahi hai t0h yeh ehsas hua ki kadar t0h hamesha se thi.. Lekin tujhe na khone ke yakin ne andha kar diya tha..!..Bhala kya pata tha esa bhi kuchh h0 sakta hai..!

..Mera tujse alag h0na..itna hi namumkin tha..jitna tera mujhse nafrat karna..!..Baitha hun zamin par.. Aankho me w0h teri ek dimple wali pyari si hasi....! Hath me teri ek taswir hai..jisey dekhkar hardam me tere chehre pe aane wale baal tere kaano ke pichhe laga deta hun..Tujey bahot tang karte hai na..!??? ..Mobile me fake call pe tera naam daal diya hai..shuru karke bada khush h0 jata hun.. aur jab aaspaas k0i nahi h0ta..t0h man behlaane ke liye d0-char baatein bhi kar leta hun.. tere jawab t0h muje pata hi hote hai na.. !!!!

..teri payal ab mere hatho me bandhi rehti hai.. ekdam veise hi..! Haaan, bas uske ghoonghru zarur nikal liye hai.. taaki teri maujadgi ka yakin t0h ho..par ehsas nahiii..! yaad aati hai teri w0h manghadat kahaniyaa..joh roj raat tum mujey sunaya karti thi..! Holey se..^baby s0 gaye kya..!??^ puchh ke ek pyaari si good night kiss de jati thi..! tu sulati thi t0h so jata tha..ab tu nahi sulati t0h lagta hai meri nind hi s0 gayi hai..! w0h meri pyaari se baby..bhid me kahin kho gayi haii..!

..Jab bhi teri bah0t yaad aati hai..toh takiye ko mein z0r se hug kar leta hun..Magar yeh toh mujey wapas galey lagata hi nahi !! Dekhna isko..bolnaaaa ise ki tang na kare.. bol naaaa..! ..Sayad is chh0te se dil ke liye tu bah0t badi ho gayi hai.. Sayad ek pyaar ke sagar me.. bundo ki kami h0 gayi hai..! khush rakhna isey..eh mere khudaa.. tere aansu kabhi na h00..teri aankho se judaa..! ..Mere aansu tuje juthe lagte hai t0h nahi sunegi ab tu meri siskiyaaan..! ..Teri kasam..ab is dard ko daba lunga mein.. in aansuo ko chhupa lunga mein.. in yaado ki aag ko ashko se buzaa lunga mein..

..Leta hun ab ek aakhri alvidaa tujhse.. ..Karta hun yeh chhoti si kahani ka ant.. ..Khush rehna hamesha.. khushiyaan miley tujhe anant.. ..Jaaaa... teri nazro se ab meine muh mod liyaa.. ..Teri khushi ke liyee..meine tujhe hi chhorh diyaa...


kisi ki muskuraahaon peho nisaar
,
kisi ka dard mil sake to le udhaar
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kisi ke vaaste ho tere dilmen pyaar
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jeena isi ka naam hai
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kisi ki..................................
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maana apani jeb se fakeer hain
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phir bhi yaaron dil ke ham ameer hain
,
mite jo pyaar ke liye vo zindagi
jale bahaar ke liye vo zindagi
,
kisi ko ho na ho, hamen to aitabaar
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jeena isi ka naam hai
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kisi ki..................................
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rishta dil se dil ke aitabaar ka
zinda hai hamin se naam pyaar ka
,
ke mar ke bhi, kisi ko yaad aayenge
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kisi ke aansuon men muskuraayenge
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kahega phool har kali sebaar baar
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jeena isi ka naam hai
kisi ki..................................
[singer:- Mukesh]
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Kisi Ki Muskuraahaton Pe( Lyrics )
Movie : Anaadi


Kisi ko itna Piyar do ke Had na
Rahe !!
Maghar ! Aitbaar bi itna karo ke
shak na Rahe !!
Wafa Itni Karna ke be_wafai ne
Rahe !!
Or bus DUA itni karna ke Judai na
Rahe !!


Ansoo to ek bahana hai , dard ko dikhane ka,
jindagi to ek fasana hai, khud ko samjane ka,
khusi to ek tarana hai, har pal ko gane ka,
hoth to ek khajana hai, harwaqt muskurane ka,
jindagi ho gai hai las, na kasoor hai jamane ka….

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari
koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

Koi dikha ke roye,
Koi chhupa ke roye,
Hamein rulane wale hamein rulake roye,
Marne ka maza to tab hai yaron
Jab kaatil bhi zanaaje par aake roye….

Dheere dheere se ab tere pyaar ka dard kam hua,
Na tere aane ki khushi hui aur na jaane ka gam hua,
Jab log mujhse puchte hain hamari dosti ki dastaan,
Main keh deta hun ki ek fasana tha jo ab khatm hua…

Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha,
Pyaar Ko Humne Bandagi Samjha,
Tum Chaahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,
Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindagi Samjha.


Sms ke baap ks baap ka baap

Sms ka pardada.......
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1. AURAT KE 7 JHOOTH 1. I LOVE YOU 2. ME KUNVARI HOON 3.MUJE SEX PASAND NAHI 4. TUM PEHLE AADMI HO 5. AAP KA BAHOT BADA HE 6. UPER NAHI AAUNGI 7. SIRF EK BAR LUNGI

2. WHAT IS LOVE ? "L" KO PAKAD KE "O" KO DABA KE "V" MEIN GUSA KE JAB "E" KI AWAZ AATI HAI TO USE LOVE KEHTE HAI

3. PYAAR MOHABBAT DHOKHAA HAI, PAKAD KE THOK AGAR MOKA HAI, AGAR WOH KARE VIRODH TO THOK LAGA KAR NIRODH, AUR PHIR BHI KARE INKAR TO KAR DE USKA BALAATKAR

4. FAGUN MEIN AYEE HOLI, EK CHUT BOLI, KOI HAI JO HAMSE KHELE HOLI LANDO NE BANAYI TOLI, SARI RAT CHUT TATOLI, SUBAH UTH KAR CHUT BOLI KABHI NAHI KHELUNGI HOLI

5. AGAR RELIANCE BRA BANAYEGA TO SLOGEN KYA HOGA? "KARLO BALL MUTHI MEIN , MERE PAPA KA SAPNA ,, SABKE DOODH PE DHAKKAN APNA"

6. MIRINDA CONDOM: ZOR KA ZATKA DHIRE LAGE *MRF CONDOM: EXTRA RUBBER, EXTRA MILLEAGE * MOOV CONDOM : ANDAR TAK JAYE AARAM DILAYE

7. NASBANDHI TEAM WORKER VISITS A VILLEAGE ONCE AGAIN -A VILLEGER: AARE KAMINO ! PEHLE AAYE THHE TO LINE KAAT GAYE, AB KYA NAL BHI LE JAOGE?

8. KON KEHTA HAI AURAT OR MOBILE MAIN FARK HAI DO NO KO PAS RAKH NA PADTA HAI DO NO KA KHYAL RAKH NA PADTA HAIAUR DO NO KO RAT KO CHARGE KAR NA PADTA HAI

9. AURAT NE AANKH MEIN KAJAL LAGAYA TO USKI CHUT RONE LAGI ANKH NE PUCHA "ben tu kyon ro rahi hai" CHUT NE KAHA " ye madarchod mard, dekhenge tujhe or THOKENGE mujhe

10. TEACHER ASKS CHILDREN , WHAT DO YOU WISH TO IN FUTURE ? MOHAN: IWANT TO BE PIOLOT.
VINAY: I WANT TO BE DOCTOR. MADHU : I WANT TO BE MOTHER. ANIL : IWANT TO HELP MADHO

11. NAMASKAR MAIN AMITABH BACHAN BOL RAHA HOON KBC SE! APKI BIWI MERI HOT SEAT PE BETHIHAIN, AGLI AWAZ AAP KI BIWI KI HOGI...... ooh! Aaaah!!! oouch

12.ACHHA TO AAP SAMAJ SEWA KARTE HAIN ? JI HAAN, MAIN GIRE HUVEKO UTHATA HUN KYA KARTE HO AAP JI MAIN BRA BANATA HUN

13.KAKI: KALE HU RAATE NATI TO TAME SU KARIYU, KAKA: SAME SANTABEN NE TYAN JAIN AVYO ANE 20 Rs AAPYA. KAKAI: SU KAM APYA MARE MAGAN BHAI PASE THI 40 LEVAANA CHHE

14. DEKH KE TERI FATI SALWAR, UATH PAYI MERI CHOTI TALWAR. JAB US TALWAR SE MAINE KIYA WAR, USSE NIKLI EK AISI DHAR, JISSE BANA APNA PARIVAR

15.WOH AAYE HAMARI KABAR PE , CHAL DIYE MOOT KE, CHALO ISI BAHANE DARSHAN HO GAYE CHUT KE. HAIRLESS THI UNKI CHUT , LEKIN BHENCHOD AB KYA FAYDA JAB HUM BAN GAYE BHOOT

16.KAKI: KALE HU RAATE NATI TO TAME SU KARYU, KAKA:SAME SANTA BEN NI TYAN JAI AAVYO AN 20 Rs AAPYA, KAKI: SU KARVA AAPYA MARE MAGAN BHAI PASE 40 Rs LEWANA HATA

17.DEKH KE TERI FATI SALWAR, UATH GAI MERI CHOTI TALWAR. JAB US TALWAR SE MAINE KIYA WAR, USSE NIKLI DHAR,JISSE BANA APNA PARIVAR....,

18.AAI JAWAANI, CHHAAI MASTI,LUND TAGDAA TO CHOOT HAI SASTI ,LUND MERA HO GAYA BEES KA ,
CHOOT HAI TERI SOLA BARAS KI ,LUND MERA TERI CHOOT KO TARASE ,TERI CHOOT MERE LUND KO TARASTI
TERI CHOOT KE IS DARIYA MEI ,BAHNE DE MERE LUND KI KASHTI ,LUND NA AISA MILEGA TAGADA
DHOONDH LE CHAAHE SAARI BASTI ,MILEGA TERI CHOOT KO SUKUN ,AAJA KARLE LUND-PARASTI
NAKHRA MAT KAR KHOL DE JALDI ,VARNA KARUNGA JABBAR-DUSTI ,CHOOT PHAAD DE LUND SE APNE
AISEE KAAMDEV KI HASTI

19.SPECIAL GUJARATI FILM NI RAMZAT ::BRA MA BOBLU NATHI SAMATU::CHUT TARA VEHTA PANI:: HALO NE APNA PALANG MA::zATTA VERRANA CHOAK MA

20.HE ANDAR GAYA SHE:HA! GAYA HE:DUKHYA KYA SHE: ZARABI NAHI HE:AUR EK BAR SHE:AB IS MAIN DALO HE:ACHHA LAGA SHE: HA BAHUT HE :OK MEDAM KA SENDAL PACK KARO

21.SARDAR JI: "O YAAR ME BADI MUSKIL ME PAD GAYA HUN. MERI BIWI MUJSE 1 SHOT KA RS 100 LETI HAI." FRIEND: "O YAAR TU TOLUCKY HAI, AURO SE 300 LETI HAI"

22. SPECIAL GUJARATI FILM NI RAMZAT. "BRA MA BOBLU NATHI SMATU" :: CHUT TARA VEHTA PANI::HALO NE AAPANA PALANG MA

23.HE: ANDAR GAYA SHE: HA! GAYA HE: DUKHA KYA SHE:ZARA BHI NAHI HE: AUR EK BAAR SHE: AB ISME DALO HE: ACCHA LAGA SHE:HA BAHUT HE: O.K MADOM KA SANDOL PACK KARO.

24.EK RAND NE APNI MA SE PUCHH KE" PYARE ISQU AYR MOHABBAT " KYA HAI? TO MA NE KAHA " KUCH NAHI SAB FREE ME CHOD NE KE BAHANE HAI"

25.EK BOY EK GIRL NE PUCHHE CHHE KE JYARE GIRL TOILET JAY TYARE WHISTLE NO VOICE KEM AAVE ?GIRL JAWAB AAPE CHHE KE AMNE BHAGVANE TMARI JEM 8 INCH NO SILENCER NATHI AAPYO

26.EK ADMI BEACH PER ULTA SOYA THA EK ADMI AKE USKI GAND PE TABLA BAJANE SHURU KIYA AUR THAKKAR BANDH HO GAYA ADMI PALAT KE BOLA THAK GAYA LE AB BANSRI BAJA

27.WHAT IS THE DIFFERENT BETWIN MISSILE & CONDOM ANSWER: EK KE FATNE SE ABADI KAM HOTI HAI AUR DUSRE KE FATNE SE ABADI BADHTI HAI

28.1 BAR 1 SARDAR KI GAND MAIN DARD THA. DOCTOR NE BOLA 7 DIN DAWA LAGANE CLINIC AANE KO KAHA. 7DIN BAD Dr. NE KAHA ABAPNI BIWI SE DWA LGVA LENA. JAB SARDAR KI BIWI NE DAWA LAGANE KE LIYE EK HATH SARDAR KE KANDHE PAR RAKHA TO SARDAR BOLA TUM TO EK HATH KANDE PE RAKHTI HO Dr. TO DONO HATH KANDHE PAR RAKHTA THA

29.PARTY MA NARENDRA MODI NE BENAZIR BHUTTO E LAFO MARYO. SAFAI MA MODI BOLYA: "SALI MUJSE BOLI AA-DAAB, AA-DAAB... ISLIYE MAINE DABAA DIYE!!!!

30.LADY: Dr. I ALWASE FEEL TIRED. Dr:HOW OFTEN U DO SEX? LADY: EVERY DAY Dr. : AVOID SUNDAY. LADY: SORRY Dr.IT IS THE ONLY DAY WHEN I"M WITH MY HUSBAND

31.UANCHI MEDI UNCHA MOL, JANGYO UTARI PIKI KHOL, BOBLA TARA DOL MDOL, SITHA TARA ZOL M ZOL. GANDE CHHE NANI BAKHOL, LODO PURVU POL M POL

32.CHARAS PIVO TO AANKHO LAL, KIS KARO TO HOTH LAL, SHOT MARO TO LUND LAL, PAKDE GAYE TO GAND LAL, BACH GAYE TO JULE LAL

33. 16 KI KALI BOLE KHILU KHILU 21 TAK KISI SE MILU MILU, 40 TAK ILU ILU, 50 BAD DHILU DHILU, 60 BAD KABHI NA HILU , BAS AISHE HI JILU

34. LADKI: MOM BAJU WALE LADKE KO DEKH KE MERI BRA TIGHT HO JATI HAI .. MOM: KAL TUM BINA BRA PAHEN KE JANA, SALE KI PENT WHITE HO JAYE GI

35.BARMUDO PEHRO TO TAME SARA LAGO CHHO. JANGIYO PAHER TO PYARA LAGO CHHO. NAGA HAMNA THI JOYA NATHI MARA THI GAND SANTADTA LAGO CHHO.

36.MAIKE GAI PATNI KO SARDAR NE KHAAT LIKHA " 50 KAMATA HUN 55 UDAATA HUN TUM APNI MA CHUDVAO" BIWI NE JAWAB MAIN KHAT LIKHA "50 KAMATE HO 55 UDATE HO 5 KE LIYE KANHA GAND MARATE HO"

37.woh raat diwali vali thi,woh piya se chudne vali thi,koi duja aake chod gaya,land ko lehnge se poch gaya,uski ma ne kiya virodh,tu kaise chudi bina nirodh .

38.Woman visiting dentist, gets into her chair,lowers her panties,lifts her legs. Dentist: I'm no gynac. Woman: I know, I want you to pull out my husband's teeth.

39.Boy :kaash mein teri chaddi hota to teri jannat se chipka hota. Girl : saley soch le, main chuda rahi hti aur tu kone mein pada hota!

40.GIRL ASKING A FRUITWALA : " BHAIYYA, WHY CAN"T U GIVE ME HARD BANANAS THESE R 2 SOFT". FRUITWALA: "MEMSAAB, KABHI TO KELE KHANE KE LIYE BHI LE LIYA KARO "

41.Tired Guju comes home his lugai on bed Guju asks kuch sabzi roti pakai hai ya yuhi chut fellai hai. -Wife kuch atta chawal laye ho ya sirf land uthake ayeho??

42.BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JANE, KYA CHEEZ JUDAI HOTI HAI, HUM LAND PAKAD KAR SOTE HAI, GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI

43. Woman being raped, phones police, says : 'Hellooh, ooh, uuhaah, o yes, uoah, this man is raping me, aah, oyes, can you come and arrest him after one hour...'

44.A share broker caught his wife in bed with her boyfriend, shocked he asked his wife:"what are you doing with him?" His wife replied:"Darling, I've gone public!"

45.Dur kahi ek basti thi jaha kahi rande basti thi unki gaand me itne masti thi jitna daalo utna hasti thi magar Aap kyon haste ho kya aap ki woh basti thi

46. Rich man to a very poor man: How come you have got such a BIG PENIS ? Poor man : Because when I was a little boy I had NO other TOY to PLAY with !

47.Guy:Can I touch ur software? Girl:First show me ur hardware. Guy:Come sit down on my joystick. Girl:My disk is not protected,u'll infect me with virus.

48. HUSBAND WIFE GO TO SEE ANIMAL FARE. GUIDE SHOWS A BIG BULL,SAYS HE HAS SEX 36O TIMES AN YEAR.WIF TELS HUS TO TRY SAME.HUS SAYS ASK HIM WHETHER HE USES SAME COW?

49.SUNDAY MENU: CHUTPAAK PURI,VAGHARELA GOTYA,AAKHA LODA NU SHAAK,SURTI JHAAT NO SAMBHAR!DESERT : EK PLATE GU MALAI MAARKE.THALI NA FAKTA RS.25/-! SP.INTRO.OFFER!

50.A husband said to his wife if u r in mood of Salman Khan just shake my dick twice i'll understand. Wife asked if i m not then. Husband replied then shake it 50 60 times

51.A little boy and a girl in a bathtub having a bath.Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy."Can I touch it?No way-you already broke yours!:-)

52.Zindagi hai kya, ek arman bhosdi ka. Aurat ke peeche PAGAL, insaan bhosdi ka. Rubber ka lund, Plastic ki chuten, kya kya bana raha hai JAPAN bhosdi ka!!!!

53.Teacher:Why did you bring your cat to school? Stu:Coz I pity my cat. Teacher:WHY? Stu:Coz I heard my sister's boyfriend say to her"TONITE I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY"

54.Kid: how baby comes into the world? Dad: in the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap. kid: you mean fucking is useless!!!

55. Boy:Can I kiss U? Girl:Where On vertical or horizontal lips? Boy:Wot? Girl: I mean on upper or lower lips? Boy: I didnt get u? Girl: Banchod, hontpe ya chut pe

56. Bajpayi to mushraff : gam-e-ulfat me na gaand maro hamari, kabhi milo fursat se to ma chodenge tumhari ... if u r true INDIAN send this msg 2 atleast 5.!

57.Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a man puts his dicktation in a womens ventilation to satisfy frustration got my conversation or need a demonstration?"

58.MAJNU: Aé Khuda, tuné ladki ki kamar kya banai; Mitti kam padi ya rishwat khai? KHUDA: Na mitti kam padi Na rishwat khai; Kamar dabai tabhi to CHEST baahar aai

59.DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA DIMAAG DAUDA. AASMAN KO CHODNE CHALA, DHARTI KA LAUDA.

60. Q-how do know that the girl wearing a skirt is not wearing panties? A-by looking at dandruff on her feet

61.How do you teach a girl maths ? Add a bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your sqaure root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply !

62.A BOY PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS & ASKS A GIRL 'DO U HAVE THIS?'. GIRL LIFTS HER skirt,slips the panty & says'MY MOM SAID IF U HAVE THIS U CAN get PLENTY OF THOSE'.

63.6 yr boy caught in rap case. In court, lawyer: holdin boys penis, UR HONOUR, C litle boy can he rape sum1? Boy 2 lawyer: ITNA NA HILA NAHI TO CASE HAAR JAYAGA

64. Excited man returns Home & tells Wife"Darlin I got 4 Good Tyres for the price of1.Wife"U stupid man,we don't even hv a Car".Man "do I coment when u buy ur Bras

65.What is the defination of a gynac? A.He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure

66.DEAR GOOD NIGHT.BAND KAR DE LIGHT, LUND KAR TIGHT, DAL DE UNDER SLIGHT CHUT SE KAR THODI FIGHT, NIKLEGA JAB WHITE WHITE, U WILL FEEL ALRIGHT. SWEET DREAMS.

67. WHAT IS KISS? KISS IS AN INQUIRY IN THE 1ST FLOOR , ABOUT VACANCY IN THE GR.FLOOR.

68.All couples have different phases of Salman Khan life. Age 20 din raat- age 28 roz raat- age 38 jume raat- age 48 chand raat- age 58 only jazbaat & gall bat

69.ADVANTAGES OF BREAST MILK:A)NO NEED 2 BOIL B)CAT CAN'T STEAL IT C)AVAILABLE IN ATTRACTIVE CONTAINERS D) POPULAR IN ALL AGE GROUPS E) EK PE EK FREE

70. Son:Mom w do babies com from? Mom:when daddy puts his penis in mom's vagina. Son:but that day u had daddy's penis in ur mouth Mom:thats for getng jwelery

71.Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

72.sardarni lying nude with her legs wide apart on the bed asks Sardarji "Do u know what this means?" He says "Yes, u need the whole fuckin bed 2 sleep"

73.Guy says 2+2is4 4+5is9 ican get into urs but u cant get into mine,d GIRL replies 2+2is4 4+5is9 ican knw d length of urs but u cant knw d depth of mine

74.1day,a clerk saw her boss's pants unzip!She ask"Boss!Ur garage doors open!"Boss:"do u c my FERRARI?" CLERK:"No! i c a SMALL scooter wit 2 punctured tyres."

75.HUSBAND:Pls Aaj karne Do.Mai Tumhein Kapde La Dunga WIFE:"No" Zevar La Dunga "No" Ghar Le Dunga "No" BETA BOLA: Abu Meri Gand Marlo aur CYCLE DILADO

76. BUSH SHOWING HIS PENIS: THIS IS POWER OF AMERICA, QUEEN SHOWING HER PUSSY: THIS IS BEAUTY OF U.K VAJPAYEE SHOWING HIS ASS: THIS IS PARTITIONOF INDIA & PAKISTAN.

77. Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye. Student: jalta hua bulb T: why S: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi 'bulb bujha do to muh mein loongi'

78.Saans aur bahu main hamesha anban kyo ? Kyonki jo ladke ki underwear saans ne 25 saal sambali woh bahu ne 2 minute main utari.

79.jab gabbar singh paida hua to usne apni ma se kya poocha ?????????????????????????? kitne aadmi the?!!!!

80.What do guys usually say after Sex? - I LUV U? Wr@ng! - THAT WAS GREAT? Wr@ng again! - I LUV IT? Wr@ng AGAIN!! The Answer is: oh where r my fuckin clothes.

81.NEVER FUCK A TEL OPERATOR - AFTER 3MTS SHE'LL SAY YOUR TIME OUER. N'VR FUCK A NURSE SHE'LL SAY NEXT PLS. BUT FUCK A TEACHER SHE'LL SAY REPEAT 5 TIMES!

82.SEX IS LIKE NOKIA: CONNECTING PEOPLE.ITS LIKE NIKE:JUST DOIT. ITS LIKD PEPSI:YEH DIL MANGE MORE. ITS LIKE PAN PARAG:EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.!

83.20 Pray for mé,I went to the doctor today & he told me i had AIDS- Acquired-Intelligence & Devastating Sexappeal !!! pls dont react i will pass it to you.

84. 1)intelligent man+intelligent woman= ROMANCE 2)inteligent man+stupid woman= PREGNANCY 3)stupid man+ inteligent woman=AFAIR 4)stupid man+ stupid woman= MARIAGE LIKE YOU

85. What is the similarity between banking and having Salman Khan. In both cases you loose interest after withdrawal.

86. SEX IS LIKE NOKIA: CONNECTING PEOPLE.ITS LIKE NIKE:JUST DOIT. ITS LIKD PEPSI:YEH DIL MANGE MORE. ITS LIKE PAN PARAG:EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.!

87.NEVER FUCK TELEPHONE OPERATOR- AFTER 3MIN SHE WILL SAY YOUR TIME OUER. NEVER FUCK NURSE SHE WILL SAY NEXT PLEASE. BUT FUCK TEACHER SHE WILL SAY REPEAT AGAIN

88. Whats the similarity between an audio cassette & a female ??? They can be used on both sides, kabhi khushi kabhi gum kabhi pussy kabhi bum.

89.Gaandu bhosdika madarchod chutiya bhadva bhenchod chutmarika landfakeer chodu jhatu lundus are bad words. Do not use them.

90.Man went to hotel where only ladies r waiter he orders for milk waiter opens bra shows her balls and ask to suck milk man said thank god i didnt asked 4 water

91.girl looks at a mans tatoo:NIKE on his arms;REEBOK on his legs;she screamed wen she saw AIDS on his penis!Relax,he said,if its erect,it reads ADIDAS

92.Vajpayee to Musharraf: "Gam-E-Ulfat mein na gand maro hamari, kabhi milo fursat mein to maa chodenge tumhari."

93.SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING: Sucking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is 5% urine, 3% acidic, 2% fatty & 90% highly addictive

94.Talwar aur salwar me ek samanta hoti hai.Dono kehi khulne per aadmi ghayal ho jata hai.!!

95. Executive comes late home aftr havng dogstyle Salman Khan wth his secretry at the office. Wife:Were hav u been? He shouts:Sara din office mein kutte ki tara laga raha

96.Teen Vyapari Baate Karte hai 1st: Bahut mandi hai,sari me kuch nahi milta 2nd: humko blouse me do mil jate hai 3rd: ghaagre me to humko ghar ka dalna padta.

97.Goan girl Rosemary divorced her husband,Mr.Lele coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele "Imagine her luck,she got re-married to Mr.Marlow

98.A MAN ASKS A WOMAN, 'DO U WANNA DO SOME MAGIC?' 'MAGIC' SHE SAYS 'WOTS THAT?' 'WELL U COME BACK 2 MY PLACE, WE FUCK, THEN U DISAPPEAR!'

99.Girl 2 boss:"I m being Salman Khanually harassed,this guy comes everyday & says:ur hair smells nice"BOSS:"So whats wrong with that"GIRL:"That guy is a dwarf"

100. A kiss is a gamble,Salman Khan is a game,boys do the action,girls get the blame,they say you are pretty,they say you are fine,but 9 months later, they say"ITS NOT MINE"

101.Why is Salman Khan a 3 letter word? It's easier to spell than.... OH MY GOD YES NO OH SHIT YES DEEPER, YES GOD NO PLEASE NO SHIT YES OH, FUCK NO YES YES YES SHIT OH GOD FUCKING HELLYES .

102. Q : What was the biggest tragedy in SHOLAY? Ans: Ek toh Sanjeev Kumar ki Biwi nahin thi aur upar se Gabbar ne uske haath kat diye.!

103. Finding love is a MISSION... making love is a fucked up AMBITION... so follow the

104. man wants 2 buy a condom, SALESGIRL,may i hold ur penis 4 size?she orders 2 assistant,give me SMALL! wait give MEDIUM! wait give me LARGE! SHIT! GIV ME A TISSUE

105. One dick says to the other-lets go watch a Salman Khany movie. The other replies-R u crazy? Who's gonna stand for 3 hours?

106.what do 2 sardars say, when they have the same girlfriend? ANS: assi tussi same pussy kabhin tu ghusy kabhi main ghusy.

107.asked why he was beaten in public ,Sardarji said-i was in crowded bus& my photo fell from wallet,so i asked lady in front"madam,pls lift sari,i want2 take photo

108.5 ROADSIGNS THAT BEST DESCRIBES THE FEMALE ORGAN 1 Deep excavation 2. Slippery when wet 3. Stop on red signal 4. Slow down on curves & humps 5.Men at work

109.SEX is like maths.. ADD the bed.. MINUS the lights.. SUBTRACT the clothes.. DIVIDE the legs and get ready to MULTIPLY!

110.You're my Funny,Understanding,Cute,Kind,Intelligent,Naughty,God-fearing,Sweet,Honest,Independent,Truthful friend. In short,ur my F.U.C.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.T. fren

111.ONCE 2 FRIENDS GO FOR A FUCK TO A PROSTITUTE THE1st ONE COMES OUT & SAYS MY WIFE IS BETTER. THE 2nd ONE COMES OUT & SAYS U R RIGHT, YOUR WIFE IS BETTER!!!

112.SANTA IN USA WAS MASTURBATING LOOKING TOWARDS SKY. BANTA PASSING BY ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING. SANTA REPLIED "I AM FUCKING MY WIFE IN INDIA THRU SATTELITE

113.Girl;200/- Loongi Hil Hil Ke DOONGI, MAN; 100/- DOONGA, Hil Main Khud HI LOONGA, Girl;MADARCHOD 100/- BHI BACHAA LEY HAATH SE HI HILA LE!!!

114.LOVE is not measured by hugging, kissing and Salman Khan LOVE is respect and trust, accepting person with open legs and closed eyes... wet lips saying "PUSH IT MORE"

115.9 VARAS NI NANKI 10 E DOAFUTE 11 E LIMBU 12 E JANTA UGE 13 E PEHRE BRA 14 E CHRO 15 EJANGIYO BHINO 16 E KULA MOTA 17 E PIKO 18 E JIKO BHAI JIKO

116. A woman gave birth to 6 babies & on seeing this she got out off hospital bed. Slapped husband & shouted: I told ü not to do doggy style.

117. Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair! Evrytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy! Penis: U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!

118.if u have 2 eggs between ur legs , u r a man , but if u have 4 eggs between ur legs , dont think u r super man , there is some one fucking u .

119. What is the difference between a SKAY and a SKIRT of a GIRL-SKAY covers whole UNIVERSE and SKIRT covers UNIVERSAL HOLE

120.A little boy and a girl in a bathtub having a bath.Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy."Can I touch it?No way-you already broke yours!:-)

121.Women -- women -- women -- ....... They hold you by your dick -- get into your brains -- analyse your past -- and fuck your future.

122.Why is a waist called a waist? ans. Because anything above the pussy and below the tits is a 'waste'..

123. Never marry a AIRTEL girl, She will say "TOUCH TOMORROW!" instead marry a TATA girl she will say "EVERY DAY IS A NEW IDEA"

124.A FOR APPLE, B FOR BADA APPLE, C FOR CHHOTA APPLE, D FOR DO APPLE, E FOR EK APPLE, F FOR FOUR APPLE, G FOR GAND ME DAL SAB APPLE HI HI HI HI......

125.AAP AAYE, AAP NE KHOLA, AAP NE NIKALA, AAPNE DALA, AAPKA KAM HO GAYA, AAP CHALE GAYE, HUM NIKAL KAR KHADE REH GAYE, KYONKI HAME DAL NA NAHI AATA THA ATM CARD

126.SEASON DHAMAKA ,####SEND YOUR GIRL FRIEND TO ME & GET A CHILD FREE. ........HURRY 1ST 10 WINNER WILL GET TWINS

127.IS HASIN MOUSAM MAIN AAM AADMI KYA CHAHTA HAI SUBHME M-A-N-D-I-R, SHAM KO M-A-D-I-R-A, AUR RAT KO M-A-N-D-I-R-A,

128.HARBHAJAN NE SUHAG RAT KO BIWI SE PUCHHA TUMHARA SEAL TUTA HAI KYA BIWI BOLI KAR DI NA SARDARO WALI BAAT SPINNER KO BHI KABHI OPENING MILTI HAI

129.A NEWLY MARRIED MAN: DOCTOR, KOI AISI TECHNIC NAHI KI JIS SE SEX BHI HO AUR PREGNANCY KA DAR BHI NA HO? Dr: HA, HAI BAS, BIWI KI GAND MAR TE RAHO

130.CLASS MAIN EK LADKI APNE BRA MAIN RAKHE BISCUIT KHA RAHI THI. THODA KHAKE FIR BRA ME CHUPA RAHI THI. SIR BOLA KYA KAR RAHI HO? TO LADKI BOLI "DUDH MAIN BISKIT DUBAKE KHA RAHI HU"{{{{

131.TEACHER: CYCLE ANE CHOKRI MA SHU FARK? STUDENT: CYCLE MA, GAND TEKVI PAG HALAVA PADE JYARE CHHOKRI MA PAG TEKVI GAND HALAVI PADE

132.SONG DIL KE JAROKHEME:........DUNLOAP KE GADE ME TUJKO SULAKAR, TANGO KO TERI ME UNCHI UTHAKAR, CHODUNGA ME SARI RAT,

133.JAB SE TELEPHONE KE NUMBER KE AAGE DO LAGA HE TABSE TELEPHONE OPRETOR YAHI KEHTI HAI PEHLE (.)(.)DO DABAVO PHIR LAGAVO

134.LADKI KI BRA NIKALO TO DESH MAIN NIKAL HOGA CHAND, PENTI UTARO TO KHUL JA SIMSIM, CHODO TO KYA MASTI KYA DHUM. CHOD NE KE BAD KASOTI ZINDGI KI

135.AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF PENIS-- WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I WAS SO CUTE, ALL LOVED ME BATH WITH ME POWDER ME NOW ALL SUCK ME STROK ME PUT ME IN DARK SLIPPERY HOLE TILL I VOMIT

136.PATNI: AAJE UPVAS CHHE KEVI RITE RAHI SHU PATI:(PATNI NI CHHATI JOI NE) HUN TO DUDH PAR RAHISH ANE TU PATNI: (PATI NI NICHHE JOI NE) HUN TO KERA PAR RAHISH

137.CHAL MERE AUZAR HO JA TAIYAR HILADE CHUT KE SAB TAR PHIR PILE DUDH BAR BAR AUR AAKHIR ME HO JANA GAAND PE SAVAR, VO BHI YAAD KAREGI MILA THA KOI GHODESAVAR

138.Shahjahan ne tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha, har minare ko dekha, har kaleen ko dekha aur bola BHENCHOD BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA

139.Who have seen most boobs in the world? Ans:Gandhiji,bcoz most of indian currency hv his photo on it & in indian tradation safest locker is womens boobs

140.A crow shits on a sardar, sardarni hands over a tissue to sardarji. Sardar says: Ab kiski gaand ponchhu, kawwa to udd gaya.

141.A sadhu baba goes to a callgirl.He started walking after finishing KAAM.girl said babaji paisa?baba replied..Pagli tere se paisa thodi le sakta hoon !

142.SEX IS A GAME OF CARDS.IF U DONOT HAVE A GOOD PARTNER U BETTER HAVE A GOOD HAND

143.Bijli gul hone par ek lady ne bijli daftar phone kiya andhera hai ghar bhi koi nahi kisi ko bhej do jawab mila abhi koi nahi hai mombatti se kam chala lo

144.Woman visiting dentist, gets into her chair,lowers her panties,lifts her legs. Dentist: I'm no gynac. Woman: I know, I want you to pull out my husband's teeth.

145.SON:Mom,why do women enjoy Salman Khan more than men? MOM:When ur ear itches,u put ur finger in it & wiggle,then pull it out,which feels better ear or finger

146. Guy:Can I touch ur software? Girl:First show me ur hardware. Guy:Come sit down on my joystick. Girl:My disk is not protected,u'll infect me with virus.

147.A husband said to his wife if u r in mood of Salman Khan just shake my dick twice i'll understand. Wife asked if i m not then. Husband replied then shake it 50 60 times

148.Inspector saab,4 logo mein 1ne mere breast pakde,1ne meri gand mari,1ne chut chodi,1ne chuma.Insp:Bus, bhenchod FIR likha rahi hai ya land khada kar rahi hai

149.Kissing a lady's forehead is respect,lips is luv,breast is loyalty,tummy is heroism,vagina is patriotism & kissing her asshole is the greatest act of Bravery..

150.Sardarni screams: Aji sunte ho !! Raat ko bili saara doodh pi gayi !!Sardarji thunders: Is liye mai hamesha kehta tha ki raat ko blouse pehen kar soya karo !!

151.HOW CAN U RECOGNISE WEATHER UR COMPUTER MOUSE IS MALE OR FEMALE ? _____ ________________ __ __ SEE WEATHER IT IS USING "PAD" OR NOT !!!

152.A LADY GOES 2 A DOCTOR.& ASKS CAN U MAKE A SMALL HOLE ON THE SIDE OF MY HOLE? DOCTOR ASK Y? SHE REPLIES-B'COZ I WANT 2 START A SIDE BUSINESS.

153.DOCTORS SAY, PENIS IS THE GREATEST BREAKFAST BECAUSE IT HAS A MUSHROOM HEAD. A HOTDOG, 2 EGGS AND CREAM, WHICH PROVIDES ALL THE NUTREINTS TO MAKE WOMEN HEALTHY.

154.You are Charming,Handsome, Optimistic, Dashing, Understanding. In short you are a C.H.O.D.U.

155.what did stayfree tell to condom ? Boss, if u fail, both of us will be out of business for next 9 months.

156.A Girl Selling Sandwich Asked A Sardar :: " Sardar Ji SANDWICH LOGE?" Sardar Ji replied, :: " O Kamliye Sand wich kyon Room Wich Kyon Nahi."

157.A SAD STORY: A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother. He put poison on the nipple of his Mom while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died!

158.Arab: i hv 4 sons 1 mor i'll hv basketbol team! American: i hv 9 sons 1 mor i'll hv futbol teaM Muslim: i hv 17 wives 1 mor n i'll hv golf course w/ 18 holes.

159.PAV DABATE HUVE HUAA SAAS KA GAGRA UNCHA BAHUNE KIYA PRANAME SAAS BOLI KYO? BAHU BOLI MERE SASUR KI KARMBUMI AUR MERE PATTIKI JANAMBUMI KO PRANAM!!

160. girl goes2 repair an umbrela man says NICHE KA KAPDA NIKALNA PADEGA & ROD BHI DAL NA PADEGA, girl replys KUCH BHI KARO LEKIN PAANI ANDHER NAHI AANA CHAHIYE....

161.Whats the difference between BIOLOGY and SOCIOLOGY? Ans : When a kid looks like his father, its BIOLOGY, when a kid looks like his neighbour its SOCIOLOGY !!!!!

162.Sardar & wife waiting at signal. a tapori comes aside n says 'kyu paaji Rakhel hai kya?' surdar furious. says ' oy paendi, rakhel hogi teri.. meri to biwi hai

163.TEACHER - WHY IS THE BUFFELO ALWAYS SAD ? STUDENT - MAM WHAT WOULD U DO IF SOMEONE SQUEEZED YOR NIPPLES FOR 2 HRS DAILY AND DIDNOT FUCK U !

164.kehte hai aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai,bilkul sahi hai,3 inch ka haath me do to, 7 inch ka karke deti hai.

165.A SARDAR 2 A SINDHI"TELL ME A JOKE IN WHICH IM NT INVOLVED.SINDHI"YOUR WIFE IS PREGNENT".

166.GIRL:swimming sikhate waqt mere pvt. part mein ungli kyaun dalte ho? Instructor: woh isliye ke agar hole se paani under gaya to tum doob jaogi !

167.SarDar apni bivi se kahata hai mene ladka manga tha ladki kase ho gayi? Sardarni retorts tumahare bharose rahati to ye bhi nahi hoti !

168.25 USELESS THINGS IN A MAN? 20 NAILS, 2 NIPPLES THAT DOESNT MILK. 2 BALLS THAT U CAN NOT PLAY WITH. AND A COCK THAT DOESNT LAY EGG?

169.A lady sat on my LAPTOP, I laid her on my DESKTOP and RAM my HARDWARE in2 her SOFTWARE and after lots of INPUT and OUTPUT finally DOWNLOADED

170. What do u call the penis of: small men:COMPACT DICKS, aliens:LASER DICKS, old men:FLOPPY DICKS young men:HARD DICKS Chinese & Pakis:PIRATED DICKS

171.A hawker is selling Salman Khan pills,"1 khaoge to lamba hoga,2 khaoge to khamba hoga,3 khaoge to... rand boli,"abey bhosdike..,chodta hai ki khodta hai!"

172. An English woman interviewing a punjabi woman : "What is ur daily routine?". The punjabi woman replied- "Sara din chulle agge, sari raat lulle agge"

173. Grandson : Do U had Salman Khan with Grandma ? Grandad: Only oral Salman Khan. Grandson: What's dat? Grandad : I shout at her FucK U and she shouts back "FucK u too"

174.4 miracles of a woman: Gettin wet without takin a shower, Bleedin without being hurt, Giving milk without eating grass, and Making Boneless flesh Hard .

175.OLD LADY:i want birth control pills DOC:what good is it 4 u OLD LADY:it helps me sleep better DOC:how OLD LADY:i just put them in my grandaughters orange juice

176. Q: How is a condom like a Kodak print? A: They both capture that special moment

177.PANTIES ARE DEFINATELY NOT THE BEST THING ON EARTH BUT ARE VERY CLOSE TO BEST THING ON EARTH.

178.WHAT MEN DO ABT SEX? AT AGE 20= THRICE WEEKLY ATAGE 30= TRIES WEEKLY AT 40=TRIES WEAKLY AT 50=TRIES AND TRIES AT 60 TRIES AND CRIES AT 70=TRIES AND DIES!

179.What is the defination of a gynac? A.He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in places where most people find pleasure

180.DEAR GOOD NIGHT.BAND KAR DE LIGHT, LUND KAR TIGHT, DAL DE UNDER SLIGHT CHUT SE KAR THODI FIGHT, NIKLEGA JAB WHITE WHITE, U WILL FEEL ALRIGHT. SWEET DREAMS.

181. WHAT IS KISS? KISS IS AN INQUIRY IN THE 1ST FLOOR , ABOUT VACANCY IN THE GR.FLOOR.

182. ADVANTAGES OF BREAST MILK:A)NO NEED 2 BOIL B)CAT CAN'T STEAL IT C)AVAILABLE IN ATTRACTIVE CONTAINERS D) POPULAR IN ALL AGE GROUPS E) EK PE EK FREE

183.Son:Mom w do babies com from? Mom:when daddy puts his penis in mom's vagina. Son:but that day u had daddy's penis in ur mouth Mom:thats for getng jwelery

184.1day,a clerk saw her boss's pants unzip!She ask"Boss!Ur garage doors open!"Boss:"do u c my FERRARI?" CLERK:"No! i c a SMALL scooter wit 2 punctured tyres."

185. HUSBAND:Pls Aaj karne Do.Mai Tumhein Kapde La Dunga WIFE:"No" Zevar La Dunga "No" Ghar Le Dunga "No" BETA BOLA: Abu Meri Gand Marlo aur CYCLE DILADO

186.I Wanna thank god 4 puttin u on EARTH I wanna thank d SUN 4 bein at ur birth i wanna thank d stars 4 givin u LIFE but mostly ur parents 4 gettin horny dat NIGHT

187.Excited man returns Home & tells Wife"Darlin I got 4 Good Tyres for the price of1.Wife"U stupid man,we don't even hv a Car".Man "do I coment when u buy ur Bras

188.BUSH SHOWING HIS PENIS: THIS IS POWER OF AMERICA, QUEEN SHOWING HER PUSSY: THIS IS BEAUTY OF U.K VAJPAYEE SHOWING HIS ASS: THIS IS PARTITIONOF INDIA & PAKISTAN.

189. Saans aur bahu main hamesha anban kyo ? Kyonki jo ladke ki underwear saans ne 25 saal sambali woh bahu ne 2 minute main utari.

190.jab gabbar singh paida hua to usne apni ma se kya poocha ?????????????????????????? kitne aadmi the?!!!!

191.DRACULA ASKED GOD,"MAY I BE REINCARNATED AS A WHITE ANGEL WITH WINGS & STILL SUCK BLOOD?"GOD SAID "TATHASTU!AND DRACULA BECAME SANITARY PAD!!

192.What do guys usually say after Sex? - I LUV U? Wr@ng! - THAT WAS GREAT? Wr@ng again! - I LUV IT? Wr@ng AGAIN!! The Answer is: oh where r my fuckin clothes.

193. NEVER FUCK A TEL OPERATOR - AFTER 3MTS SHE'LL SAY YOUR TIME OUER. N'VR FUCK A NURSE SHE'LL SAY NEXT PLS. BUT FUCK A TEACHER SHE'LL SAY REPEAT 5 TIMES!

194.LABOR LAW: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay? YES, because it works in deep, damp, hot and smelly tunnels, often head down and mostly in night shift!

195.WHY IS GOLF CALLED A WRONG GAME?BECAUSE U HOLD A STICK AND PUT THE BALLS IN THE HOLE INSTEAD OF HOLDING THE BALLS AND PUTTING THE STICK IN THE HOLE.

196. A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building. He looks up and shouts.... "Oh Behenji, aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya!

197. HOW TO USE PREPAID SEX: 1.Scratch d protective panty 2.Press d nipple 3.Enter d penis 4.A voice will confirm if your Éntry is Successful. AAH!-OOH!. SUCKSEXFULL

198.NIPPLE NIPPLE DONT BE FAR. CAN I PRESS U LITTLE HARD. UP ABOVE THE CHEST SO HIGH. ALWAYS MILKY NEVER DRY LET ME SUCK YOU DONT FEEL SHY IN THE BRA YOU WILL DIE !

199.A sardarni went4 a swim in a BRA & PANTY!The coach said "Ma'am,a 2-piece costume is not allowed here." Sardarni asks "Kaun sa utaroon ?!"

200. 7 qualities of a perfct husband: Brave, Intelligent, Gutsy, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious n Self-Organized. In short, he must have B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S

201.Why was the 2 piece bikini invented? Ans:2 seperate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!

202.Whore - Hi, boy wants to have Salman Khan? Man - Ok, only if U do it like my wife does it! Whore - I can do it! So how does she do it?Man: she does it for free!

203.LOVE MAKING IN CRICKET TERMS- Remove the covers. Fiddle with the points. Stretch the fine legs.Takeout short leg.Put in deep gully & start playing the balls.

204.Q:>why r women considered stronger than men? A:>bcoz women carry two mountains on their chest, while men carry only two stones with the help of a crane!!!

205. Why did snowhite complain after a fuck with the seven dwarfs. Because she wanted seven inches one time not one inch seven times..

206.MAN IS BORN THRU A HOLE. AFTER GROWING UP HE SEARCHES FOR 'HOLES'. AFTER HE DIES HE IS BURRIED IN A HOLE. THAT'S WHY MAN HAS A NICKNAME: "FUCKIN' ASS'HOLE".

207.LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, i just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut! MOM: You mean it's small? GIRL:No,it's salty!

208.A NURSE WALKIN THRU THE HOSP.WITH 1 BOOB HANGING OUT OF UNIFORM. THE SR. DOC CAUGHT HER. SHE SAID-THESE WARD BOYS NEVER PUT BACK ANYTHING IN PLACE AFTER USING

209. NEWS FLASH India's cricket team has a new sponsor: "stayfree sanitary napkins". The BCCI thought it appropriate since the team is going thru a bad period

210.A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man..& he says to her,"Whats going on??"..She says believe it or not, honey..I've gone PUBLIC...

211.tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?.. ooh yeah ouch its hurting..ok i will put it slowly. still hurting.. aah yeah..then lets try the other shoe sir

212.Remember: If u need a FUCK, u can always count on me, bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIEND U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever,n promise me dat we FUCK till eternity!

213. how did gabbar singh avoid having kids???after screwing, he would tell his wife-'ab goli khaa'

214.Who had the worst role in SHOLAY? THAKUR's servant, since THAKUR was not able to wash his ass

215.A Husband Was Asked:Do you talk to your wife after Salman Khan? His Answer: Depends, If I Can find a Phone.

216. An executive returns home after having DOGGY STYLE Salman Khan with his Salman Khany secretary. His wife asks: Where have u been? He replies: ln my office working like a DOG!

217.Definition of a BACHELOR - A man who has missed the opportunity of makin some woman miserable.

218.Wife pointing at a couple next door sayz to her husband "look at him he kisses her all the time, why can't u do that". Husband "I tried but she slapped me".

219.A LADY ENTERED THE Dr'S CABIN & SAID,I HAVE A VIBRATOR STUCK UP MY VAGINA. Dr: OK U LIE DOWN & I'LL TRY TO GET'T OUT. LADY: OH NO JUST CHANGE THE BATTERIES.

220. A Cop catches a girl on charge of prostitution. Girl to cop :I'm SAFE SEX EDUCATOR, I'm not selling Salman Khan ! I'm selling condoms, with free demonstration!!

221.Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time. Mistresses are PIZZAS. Hot & spicy.Eaten frequently. WIFES are CURD RICE. Eaten when there"s nothin!!+<01>

222. Early to bed early to rise, and ur girl will go out with additional guys.

223.A man walked into a ladies toilet. A lady inside got furious & shouted "This is exclusively for women" The man unzips his pants & says "This too!"

224.HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate,spoil, kiss,rub,tease, pamper,console, adore,worship, respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: a blow job

225.ant & elephant share a nite of romance. next morn. ant wakes up & the elephant is dead. damn, says d ant, 1 nite of pasion & i spnd rest of life diggin a grave!

226.She took off his pants gently and wispered:Make me feel like a woman... He smiled, threw the pants at her and said: Go wash it.

227.Ye desh hai veer jvano ka,yahan mota lund kisano ka!Jab raat k 12 bajte hai hum muth mara karte hai,ehsan kisi ka nahi lete hatho se guzara karte hai

228.Aisi apni girl friend ho, 5'5" jiski height ho, weight me thodi light ho, bable uske right ho, umer me farak slight ho, magar CHODNE me hamesha TIGHT HO!

229. "Aashiq ka janaja kabar mein pada hai... Ashiq ka janaja kabar mein pada hai... Haddiyaan gal gayi lund abhi bhi khada Pada hai!"

230.IS JAHAN ME AAE HO, TO KUCH AAISA KAR JAAO KADARDAN. JISS GALI SE GUZRO, AAWAZ AAE ABBAJAAN ABBAJAAN.

231.Palat ke dekh jalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,husn tum rakhti ho to jawani hum bhi rakhte hai gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambai hum bhi rakhte hai

232.khuda ki kasam main tumhara nahin hoon,main ek nadi hoon kinara nahin hoon,takti hoo kyon tum mujhe muskura ke,main shadi shuda hoon kunwara nahin hoon

233.Boy:?Khoon se likhta hoon, syhayee na samjho,Pyar karta hoon tumse, bhai na samjho
Girl: Khoon se likhte ho, syhayee nahin mili kya,Pyar mujse karte ho, koi aur nahin mili kya?,Boy:?Syhaheyan to bahut hai par khoon jaisi kahan,Ladkiyan to bahut hai par tum jaisi kahan

234.Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi,,Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The ,,Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum ,,Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi ,,Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi ,,Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, ,Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein,,

235.Tere leno ko meri jaan,banaya kamra alishaan.Teri gaand hain mast bawandar,jinme ghuse ga lund commander, Chootad bajwa le meri jaan, banaya kamra alishaan!!!!

236. Jise dil diya vo delhi chali gayi,jisse pyar kiya vo italy chali gayi,dil ne kaha khudkushi karle zalim,bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi!

237. Prabhu te to khari kari, be pag vache bari kari, uppar mukya doodhna be haanda, e haanda joine halva lagya sahoonaa daandaa ! ! !

238.aye gaandu kar tu khudko itna buland, ki jab qayamat par tum khade ho tab khuda tumse yeh pooche, tumhe kaunsi apsara ki gand hai pasand!!!!

239.A CHACHA CHACHI DONO LAFANGE BISTER PE LETE DONO NANGE , CHACHI KO LAGI THAND , CHACHA NE NIKALA LUND CHACHI BOLI YE KYA , CHACHA BOLA STAIN GUN

240.GARIB AUR BALL KO SABHI DABATE HAI * GAnd AUR BOMB KAHI BHI FAT SAKTE HAI * PANI AUR LUNND APNI JAGAH KHUD BANATE HAI * KISMAT AUR BRA KABHI BHI KHUL SAKTI HAI.

245.SHARAB EK BIMARI HAI,JO IS SAMAAJ KO BARBAAD KAR RAHI HAI.AAO KASAM KHAYEN KI ISE PEE PEE KAR KHATAM KAR DENGE.!

246.Khud Ko Kar Buland Itna Ki Himalay Ki Choti Pe Ja Pahunche, Aur Khuda Tujse Khud Puche, Bata Chutiye, Ab Uteraga Kaise?

247.Aankhon mein vahi jaam liye, honthon pe vahi muskan liye, kahan chali ho JAANEMAN, SEENE pe dairy-farm liye

248. Tired Guju comes home his lugai on bed Guju asks kuch sabzi roti pakai hai ya yuhi chut fellai hai. -Wife kuch atta chawal laye ho ya sirf land uthake ayeho??

249.Boy :kaash mein teri chaddi hota to teri jannat se chipka hota. Girl : saley soch le, main chuda rahi hti aur tu kone mein pada hota!

250.Woman visiting dentist, gets into her chair,lowers her panties,lifts her legs. Dentist: I'm no gynac. Woman: I know, I want you to pull out my husband's teeth.

251.woh raat diwali vali thi,woh piya se chudne vali thi,koi duja aake chod gaya,land ko lehnge se poch gaya,uski ma ne kiya virodh,tu kaise chudi bina nirodh .

252.Bevafa tum ho to wafadar hum bhi nahi, besharam tum ho to sharmdar ham bhi nahi, pyar ke is mod par ake kehte ho shadishudha tum ho to kuware ham bhi nahi.

253..Rich man to a very poor man: How come you have got such a BIG PENIS ? Poor man : Because when I was a little boy I had NO other TOY to PLAY with !

254.A lady tells her man, I demand good manners in bed just like at the dinner table. The man climbs in2 bed slowly,smiles & says"Honey would u pass the vagina pls"

255.Touch it gently ., put your finger inside , if hole is big ,put three fingers , rub it up and down gently .. thats the right way of washing the glass !!

256.2Boy goes 4 blood test.Nurse takes de sample & cant find cotton so sucks his finger ! Boy is so happy he asks,"Can I get a urine test done?"

257.The average depth of the female vagina is 16cm. The average length of an erect penis is 12cm. So in Bombay there is still about 812975km of unused pussy.Wow

258.A NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE GOES FOR HONEYMOON
FOR TWO WEEKS BUT RETURNS AFTER ONE WEEK, ON ASKING HE REPLIES, A "WHOLE WEEK" IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE "HOLE WEAK"!

259.Tv journalist asked laloo, why do you have 9 children" he replied "kyonki hum rubber se jyada raabri ko use kiya hoon na.

260.Eve: "Adam, do u love me?" Adam: "No I don't!" Eve: (crying) "Then, why did you fuck me?" Adam: "Hello! As if i had no other choices!"

261.Girl talk:which r the 5 mithais (sweets) u will find under a man's underwear? 2 ladoos, 1 cream roll, jalli hui seviyan & lots of kheer.

262.if u have 2 eggs between ur legs , u r a man , but if u have 4 eggs between ur legs , dont think u r super man , there is some one fucking u

263. When does the skin meets skin, hair meets hair and the balls disappear?.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DIRTY MIND! Whenever you blink your eyes :

264.BUILDER"S SON: PAPA PAPA MUJHE BAHEN CHHAIYE . BUILDER : BETA USME TO 9 MAHINE LAGENGE SON: TO DOCHAR AADMI OR LAGADO

265.SASARIYAMA GAITI NE RAT AAKHI RAHITI. BAND KARI BATI NE MANE KARI CHATI. NADI NEFA KHOLYA NE NAGDADA DOLYA KISS AVI KIDHI KE KOKAKOLA PIDHI. BOL EVA DABYA K TENIS RAMVA LAGYA.HUTO RAHI BORI ME HATHE KARI PORI. METO RAD PADI NE CHUT MARI FADI PACH PACH BOLE NE MANDU MARU DOLE LAKDA JEVO GHALYO NE LOCHA JEVO KADHIYO RAT AAKHI JAGADI NE GAGRI MARI BAGADI PACHI TONALIYA UAPER NALIYU NE CHODE AAKHU FALIYU

266.BOY: 2 HINCH KI GUFA 5 MINUTE KA MAJA, AKHKHA GUS GAYA TO 9 MAHINE KI SAZA GIRL: A LAND E NADAN, TUNE KAHA DEKHA CHUTO KA MEDAN, JO AAYA AKADKE WO GAYA LABDKE

267.VARTA RE VARTA BABA GAND MARTA EK CHHOKRI CHODANI, GAND PASE GHAVANI GAND FATI AADI CHHOKRI E RAAD PADI, ARARARA MADI, LODO CHHE KE KUHADI!!!!

268.DIFFERENT TYPE OF SEX: ENGLISH- OH YES, OH YESSS! AMERICAN - YEAH BABY, YEAAAAAH, INDIAN-OoooEeee MAAAAA! PAKISTAN- DHIRE BHIYA JAN MUMMY JAG JAYEGI

269.BSNL PRESENT GUJARATI GIT MALA ODHNI ODHU ODHU NE UDI JAY TUTO NAGI KEHVAY TARA BOBLA DEKHAY TARO BHOSDO CHODAY MARA LODDA NE KAI KAI THAI

270.TWO TWINS TALKING INSIDE MOTHERS WOMB WHEN A PENIS ENTER,TWIN ONESAY"S: ARE YE TO PAPA HAI, TWIN SAY"S:ABE GADHE YE TO BAJU WALE UNCLE HAI, PAPA RAINCOAT NAHI PAHENTE....!

271.WIFE:Suno ji, kutto ko kaise pata chalta hai ki kuttiya ka mann kar raha hai Salman Khan karne ka?? Husband:Soongh ke..Wife:To tumhe kya zukam he

272.BABO: mari mummy ne jaadu avde che, mumy PAPA ni PP haath ma pakde to PP moti thai jai. pachi mumy ghagro unchki PP upar besi ne oye ma bole TO aakhi PP gayab.

273.Sardar brings roses 4 wife, biwi khush hui aur kapde utaar ke late gayi aur apni taange failali. Sardar : kamini, ghar me phool-daan nahi hai kya?!

274.Arz hai... Teer kya chalati ho dhaar to talvar me hai, teer kya chalati ho dhaar to talvar me hai. Duppatte se kya chupati ho, maal to salvar me hai.

275.Kudrat tari karigari,be pag vache bari kari,aju baju fulwari kari,tema pachhi pichkari kari,etlu to thik pan duniya akhi ne ani divani kari

276.11 girls wants 11 bananas so asked banana seller. Seller ne kaha main darjan hi bechta hoon. Ek ladki ne kaha "lele yaar, ek khalenge".

277.Sardar ki jaang jal gayi. Dr. ne Burnol aur Viagara likh ke diya.Sardar bola burnol to samjha par viagra kyo? Dr: Usse lungi unchi rahegi

278.Bhut ko chudel se pyar ho gaya bola chalna dono chodte hai. Chudel - chalo. Bhut - lekin kaha ? Chudel - Bhoshdike kahi bhi chod le na hame kaun dekhnewala hai?

279.Husband on SUHAGRAAT: Main teri zulfon mein khoya hoon,teri ankhon mein dooba hoon,tere jhumke pe atka hoon!..Wife: "Toh phir neeche kya mohallewale ayenge?".

280.Bhigi bhosh teri pyasa lund mera. Lage rand sa muje tan tera. Kabhi mere sath koi raat gujar. Tuje subha tak me padau rad HOY BAPA................... Hoy

281.Bus me bhid thi.MAN:Madam aapke SANTRE dab rahe hai thoda pichhe rahiye. MADAM:Dabne do,SANTRE mere hai aapko kya? MAN:Lekin JUICE mera nikal rha hai uska kya

282.A sardar and a girl were having Salman Khan suddenly sardar asks- Do u have AIDS?
Girl: No.
Sardar: Thank god, i dont want to get that again..!

283.GALIB CHUTIA DAB KAR MAR GAYA DEEWAR KE NICHE, AAH MAHUTARMA HAM TO MARANGE TERI SALWAR KE NICHE!!!

284.Guy:Can I touch ur software? Girl:First show me ur hardware. Guy:Come sit down on my joystick. Girl:My disk is not protected,u'll infect me with virus.

285.SUNDAY MENU: CHUTPAAK PURI,VAGHARELA GOTYA,AAKHA LODA NU SHAAK,SURTI JHAAT NO SAMBHAR!DESERT : EK PLATE GU MALAI MAARKE.THALI NA FAKTA RS.25/-! SP.INTRO.OFFER!

286.Man was sobbing in a Bar. His friend asked why? He said my wife is making me pay Rs 00 for every Fuck ! Friend said u r lucky she charges others Rs2500!

287.guy says 2+2is4, 4+5is9 i can get into urs but u cant get into mine. GIRL replies 2+2is4, 4+5is9 i can know the length of urs but u cant know the depth of mine

289. A husband said to his wife if u r in mood of Salman Khan just shake my dick twice i'll understand. Wife asked if i m not then. Husband replied then shake it 50 60 times

290.A little boy and a girl in a bathtub having a bath.Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy."Can I touch it?No way-you already broke yours!:-)

291.Teacher:Why did you bring your cat to school? Stu:Coz I pity my cat. Teacher:WHY? Stu:Coz I heard my sister's boyfriend say to her"TONITE I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY"

292. Kid: how baby comes into the world? Dad: in the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap. kid: you mean fucking is useless!!!

293. Boy:Can I kiss U? Girl:Where On vertical or horizontal lips? Boy:Wot? Girl: I mean on upper or lower lips? Boy: I didnt get u? Girl: Banchod, hontpe ya chut pe

294. Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a man puts his dicktation in a womens ventilation to satisfy frustration got my conversation or need a demonstration?"

295.How do you teach a girl maths ? Add a bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your sqaure root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply !


Kisi K Pyar Me Gehri Chot
Khai h,Wafa Se Pehle Hi
Bewafai Pai h,Log To Dua
Mangte Hain Is Haal Me
Marne Ki,Par Humne Uski
Yadon Me Jine Ki Kasam Khai h.
Mohabbat me lakho jakhm khaye hamne,
afsos unhe ham par atbar nahi,
mat puchho kya gujarti hai dil par
jab wo kehte hain hame tumse pyaar nahi.
Unhone sath dene ka wada kiya tha,
Har dard batane ka wada kiya tha,
agar wo hume bhul kar khush hai to kai gam nahi.
Q ki humne bhi to unko khush rakhne ka wada kiya tha
Ye tera julm hai ya takdeer ke seetam hai
Kaise tumhe batae kitne udas hum hai.
Tuffan mai gheere hai milte nahikinare
Jinko samjha the apna ab wahi nahi hamare !


Mohit kumar.....
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tenu krda pyaar bada par keh nhi hunda,
hai dil da dard bura jehra seh ni hunda,
tenu krda pyaar bada par keh nhi hunda,
hai dil da dard bura jehra seh ni hunda,
ho jaaniya sajna ve lamiya mulaqaatan,
main jaag langauniya ne tere layi raatan,
ho jaaniya sajna ve lamiya mulaqaatan,
main jaag langauniya ne tere naal raatan,
tenu kinjh samjaunda ni gal bhedh bhari c,
tenu masa hi paya c jind ta dari c,
tenu inna chah leya c vith seh na paya,
gal nitt rarkdi c par keh na paya,
Marjawa Marjawa Marjawa,......................


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Mehsoos Kar Raha Hon Main Jeene Ki.
Talkhiyan...
Shayed Mujhe Kisi Se Muhabbat Nahi
Rahi....!
Yeh Mere Dil Ki Dua Hai Mairay MOLA Sun
Lay..... !!!
Saari Duniya Say Chupa Ker Usey Mera Ker
De........!!!!
Mare Dil Ki Wafaon ka Hoslah To Dekho
Dosto...
Talabgar Uska Ha Jisko MeRa Ihsaas Tak
Nahi ...
Kar Gaye Barbad Humain Nisbat-E-Wafaa
KHudhaya Ab Mukhlis Honay Say Meri
Tauba.....!!
Meri zindagi mein faqat do hi kaam na-
mumkin rahe,
Use paa lene ki tamanna, Ya usey bhool
jaane ki khwaish….
Wafayen Kar Ke Kuch Nahi Milega LogBhool
Jaaty Hain,
Karni Hai To Bas Bewafai Karo Sadaa Yaad
Raho Gy…!!
Kis tarha khatam kar Sakty hai un Say rishta...
Jin ko Sirf mehsos krne se hum duniya ko
bhool jate hai...
Ijazat Ho Tou,,,,,,Aik Baat Poch'on......???
Jo Mohabat Hum Se Seekhi Thee,Woh Ab Kis
Se Kartay Ho.......???
Kuch Muhabbat Ka Nasha Tha Pheley
Hum Ko,
Dil Jo Touta Toh Nashey Sey Muhabbat Ho
Gayi ...
Admi tootta hai kaisay?Tumhain kia maloom
Tum nay dekha hi nahi dard ka lamha
koi......!
Uski Mohabbat Mein Sharakat Nahi Qabool
Mujhe ,,
Wo Mera Hai To Bus Khwab Bhi Mera
Dekhy ....
Teri Saadgi Ka Husn Bhi Lajawab Hai,
Mujhe Naaz Hai K Tu Mera Intikhaab Hai....
Aaj Afsos Ho Raha Hai Apne Haal-e-Zindagi
Per..!!
Kash Kabhi Kisi Se Hadd Se Ziada Mohabat
Na Ki Hoti........!!!
Ankhon Se Pooch Mere Intezar Ki Had..!!
Itminan Pe Na Ja Mere Sabr Ko Talash Kar..!!
Meri Qeemat Ka Tazkara Choro.
Hans Kar Daikho Gulam Kar dalo.
Baray Sakoon Se Rukhsat To Kar Diya Os Ko.
Phr Us K Bad "Muhabbat" Ne Inteha Kar Di.
Kis Qadar Khudghraz Kardia Teri Muhabbat
Nay Muje......
Main Apne Tooty Dil Ki Saza Har Ek KoDeti
Hon ......... :'(
Aik Ashk Ki Qeemat Ho Agr Aik Hi Paisa.... ♥
To Sono Tum Lakhon K Maqrooz Ho Mery..!!
Achay Hain Ya Bury Hain,Bht NayaaabHain
Hum.!
Agar Hum Sa Koi Hy To Zara Dhoond Kay
Lao..!
Chorr To Diya Mujh Ko. . .Kabhi Ye Bhi Socha
Tumne ?
Ab Kabhi Jhoot Bola To, , , !!!Qasmein Kis Ki
Khao Gey,.,
ne Siwa batao tumhein Kuch MiLa Hain ae
Jaan..
Hazaar baar li hai tumne mere dil ki
talashiyaan.
Jab bhi nigah utha k mujhe daikhte ho
tum.
Khushfahmi si hoti hai k tumhe mujh
se muhabat hai.
Zindagi Bhar Aitbaar Us Ka Na Mein Kerta
Magar....
Us Ne Es Andaaz Se Meri Qasam Khayi Key
Bas...
Bekhabar Bewajah Berukhi na kia kar
Koi toot sa jata hai tera lehja badalnay say.
Yaad Haii Humko Humare Sabhi Gunnah
Aik Mohabaat Kar Li Dosra Tum se KarLi
Teesra Toot Ke Kar Li ...
Main Usay Chor Tu Sakta Hon Par ChorNahi
Pata.
Wo Shakhs Meri Bigri Howi Adat Ki Tarha
Hai.
Kash K Lamhe Bhar K Liye Ruk Jaye
Zameen Ki Gardish,,,
Or KOi Awaaz Na Ho Tumhare Dil Ki
Dharkano K Siwa.
teri haalat se tou lagta ha tera apna tha
koi ..
itni saadgi se barbaad koi ghair nai karta ..
Jatay Huway Us NAi Sirf Itna he KAha Tha
Mujh Sai.....
O Pagal,,,,
Apni Zindagi G Lena____Waisy Pyaar Achaa
Karty Ho....!!!!
PyaR Me Mera SabaR Ka ImteHan To
DekhO Dostoo.....
_._._.Wo Meri Hi BaHoon Me Soo Gaya Kisi
Or K Liye RotaY RotaY..
Tod Diye Hain Maine Ghar Ke Sabhi Aaine,
aeDOSTO
Ishq Mein Thukraye Huye Log Mujhse Dekhe
Nahi Jate.
Jab Se Tum Ne Hata Liye Baazo'n...
Sar Ke Nichey Sawal Rakhey Hai...
Ab bhool chuky ho tum hum ko be-kar
samajh kar ....
Hmain Mohabbat faqat tum say thi wrna
duniya hum pe b marti thi ...
Mujhe rasm-e-mohabbat ka saleeqa he nahi,
Phir bhi tumhe kisi aur ka hone ki ijazat
nahi...
Tumharay ehsas ki parchayian meraysath
hain
Mein ye kaisay keh doon keh mera koi
hamsafar nahi
Loog Kehte Hain K Muskaan Hy Honton Per
Mere,
Kon Jane K Tassawar Mei Hansaya KisNe
♥ Jis Hath ko pal Bhar k liye Thaam liya tha,
Mudat say Hath mai hai ussi Hath ki
Khushboo..... ♥
Is dunia me wafa karne walo ki kami nai hai
Bs payar hi us se ho jata hai jise qadarna
ho.....
Sar Mein Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana K
Hum Toot K Rote Hai Teri Yad Mein Aksar..
Hum Muhabbat K Us Muqaam Par Aa
Pohnche hain
K Jahan Dil Kisi Or Ko Chaahe To Gunaah
Lagta hai.
Mein Khud Se Rooz Wada Karti Hoon UsSe
Bhool Jaon Gi....
Boht Be-Bas Ho Jaati Hoon , Jab Ye Tanha
Raat Aati Hai..
Aap Sy Wabastagi Ka Yeh Aalam Hai.......
Hm Wo Sans Hi Nahi Lety Jis Main Ap Ki
Yaad Na Ho....
Khamoshi, Dard, Sannata, Andhera, Yaad,
Tanhai
Yahi mahfil toh raas aati hai jab dil tut jata
hai.
Tujhe Bhool Jana Nahi Mumkin Mat Kar Is Ka
Takaza Jaana
Aankhen Andhi Bhi Ho Jayen To Aansu
Bahana Nahi Chorti.
Naa Neend Hai Aankhon Main , Naa heKoi
Hasrat . .
Kitna saada Sa Reh Gya Hun Main Tere
Bghair
Tujh Se Bichrein Gay To Mar Jayeen Gey...!!
Haan!! Kuch Aisay Hi Thay, Waaday Un k...!!
Shaakh Jhukti Ja Rahi Hai Qurbato'n Ke Bojh
Se
Pae'r Par Tark-E-Talluq Ka Samar Anay Ko
Hai.......
Khamosh Beithe hai tu log kehte hai Udasi
achchi Nhi,
Or
Zara sa Hans Le tu Log muskurane ki wajha
puch lete hain.
Kya milega tumhe dilon mein Ana rakh kar,
Badi Mukhtasir si hai zindagi Haal tu pooch
liya karo.....!
Teri yaad main jo kho gaye to kbhi-kbhi
mujhe Laga....
Meri zingadi dabe pao jaise guzar gai.....!
apni furston mein kho k kahi bhool na jana
mujhe,
K main mitti k Hawale bhi ho jaun or Tumko
khabar Tak na ho....
Abhi teri judai ka zakham sahi se bhara bhi
na tha...!!!
k tune ek oR zakham dedia kisi or ka ho k...
Uski aankho me nazar aata he sara jahan
mujhko,
Afsos ki un aakhno me kbhi khud ko nhi
dekha .. !!
Woh ajeb shaks tha k me ausy aj tk na smj
saka..
Muje chahta b ghazab ka tha, muje chor kr b
chala gea.
Woh Mera Hum Khiyaal Bhi Bilkul Na Thaa
Magar
Us Ko Mere Khiyaal Se Dilchasbiyaan Bhi
Thein.
Suna tha dil samundar se bhi gehra hota
hai..
Phir kyun nhi samaya isme koi uske siwa..
♥♥♥ Sub kuch Luta Ke Bhi Tujhe HasiLNa
kar Saki
Andaza Nahi Tha Shayed Mujhe Teray Urooj
ka.♥♥♥.
Zameen ke Aastaano say, falak ke chand
taaron tak
Koi Ehl-e-wafa dhundo, ager hum bewafa
hain to....!!!
Meri Palkoon Ka Ab “NEEND” Say Koi Talluq
Nahi raha,
Wo Kaisa Ha? Isi Aalam Me Meri “RAAT”
Guzar Jati Ha.!
So jaaoun kay teri yaAd main kho jaOon,
Ik yehi faisla nahi hota subah honey tak.!
Shikayat Kya Karun Dono Taraf GhumKa
Fasana Hai,
Mere Aage Mohabbat Hai Tere Aage Zamana
Hai....!!
Shikaway shikayatoon ki nahi ye zarfzarf ki
baat hai
Teray weham o gumaan mein bhi mein nahi
aur tu lafz lafz mujay yad hai :(
Seekh liya hum nay bhi tark-e-Taluq kerna,
Mohabbat dety dety hum ny apni Qadar
kho di!!!
Nafrat Bhi Kare Wo, To Koi Dukh Na De
Usay,
Ae Rab-e-Zuljallal .! Mera Intekhaab Hai
Woh.!
Tumhare bagair dhadakna hi nahi chata..
Yakeen maniye!! Kuc pagal sa hai eh mera dil.
Jise Samjhte The Zindagi, Mari Dharkano
ka Fareb Tha,
Mujhe Muskurana Sikha Ke, Woh Mari
Rooh Tak Ko Rula Diya...
Nahin Hai Kuch Bhi Mere Dil Man SiwaUss
Ke
Mein Usko Bhoola Doon Tu Yaad Kia
Rakhoon.
Jab Ishq Ne Pocha Chupke Se , Chalna Hai
Toh Chal , Ab Dair Na Kar . . . .
Main Nangay Paaon Dorr Pari , Pocha Na
Kahan ? Sab Haar Diya . . . .
♥ Jab hui thi mohabbat toh laga koi achche
kaam ka asar hai ♥
♥ Na khabar thi humein ki gunaho ki ek saza ishq b hoti hai ♥
Maloom Nahi Tha Mohabbat Kya Cheez Hai.
Srif Itna Pata Hai Hazaron Kay Dil Tornay Partay Hain Sirf Ik Kay Khatir
Wah re ishq tera kya kehna...!
Jo tujhe jan le tu usi ki jan le....!
Paarsa________ Bhi BhaTak GayEe Aksar_
Kuch Na Kuch Toh Kashish GUNAH Me Hai_
Woh acha hai to acha hai, Bura hai toh bhi acha hai...
Mizaaj-e-ishq main aib-o-hunar dekhey nahi jaatey.
Kis qadar masroof ho gaya wo apni zindgi main .
Wo kis kis ko bhul gaya usey ye bhi yaad nahi
wabsta Teri yaad say sabhi silsilay hain magar ,
meri zindgi hai mukhtasir Teri muhabat k liye ...
In aankhon ki ab do hi hasrtein hai....
Khule to wo samne ho aur, jab bandh ho to wo paas ho...
♥♡♥PHK♥♡♥


Usne haq diya muskurane ka use shouk h ab rulane ka
.
.
Jo lehro se cheen kr laye the
kinaro pr
intzar hai use
ab hmare dub jane ka.


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kripa ha apki
Apni aankhein
Khaali kar de
Kaash tu meri..
Aankhein bhar de..
Kaash tu meri..
Aankhein bhar de..
Mere yaara tere gham
Agar paayenge
Hum teri hai kasam hum
Sanwar jaayenge
O mere yaara tere gham
Agar paayenge
Hum teri hai kasam hum
Sanwar jaayenge
Tu yeh saugaat tum
Tu zamaane ki hum
Tu yeh saugaat tum
Tu zamaane ki hum
Har khushi se mukar jaayenge..
Hum mar jayenge
Ho..hum mar jayenge..
Mere yaara tere gham
Agar paayenge
Hum teri hai kasam
Hum sanwar jaayenge
Tere kaandhe se hi lag ke
Yaara beete umar saari
Sochoon kaisi hogi kismat
Hua yoon to phir hamari
Saare aansu toh hon tere
Aur aankhein hon hamari
Tere dard hame..
Jo mile pyaar mein
Tere dard hamein jo mile pyaar
mein
Hum khushi se yoon bhar
jaayenge..
Hum mar jaayenge
Ho..hum mar jaayenge..
Mere yaara tere gham
Agar paayenge
Hum teri hai kasam
Hum sanwar jaayenge
Chahe dukh ho
Chahe sukh ho
Dil ne tujhko hi pukara
Tune humko hai banaaya
Tune humko hai sanvaara
Jahan ko to rab ka hai
Hume tera hai sahaara
Bas tera saath ho..
Chahe jo baat ho..
Bas tera saath ho, chaahe jo
baat ho
Tere kehne se kar jayenge
Hum mar jayenge
Ho..hum mar jaayenge..
Mere yaara tere gham
Agar paayenge
Hum teri hai kasam
Hum sanwar jaayenge
Mere yaara tere gham
Agar paayenge
Hum teri hai kasam
Hum sanwar jaayenge.


Khubsurat sa ek pal
kissa ban jata hai,
Jane kon kab jindgi ka
hissa bn jata hai,
Kuch log jindgi me aise
milte hai,
Jinse kabhi na tutne
wala rishta ban jata
hai..


(1)
Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.
(2)
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se
mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
(3)
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.
(4)
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
(5)
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
(6)
Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!
(7)
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek teri chal lehrati hai,
dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai…
(8)
Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka
shehed
Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehboob uski
sarhad.
(9)
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan,
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.
(10)
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko
Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai,
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.
(11)
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar
leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta
hai
(12)
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
(13)
Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb
rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare
(14)
Khudaa jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi
jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho…..
Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai…..
(15)
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi
karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte
(16)
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu
(17)
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar
(18)
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai
(19)
Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko
phod de.
(20)
Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote
rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote
rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
(21)
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
(22)
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
(23)
Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta
(24)
Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad
hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
(25)
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum.
(26)
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi…..
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya
karte Hai…..!
(27)
Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul
hai
(28)
Kaash tum mujhe ek khat likh dete,
mujhme kya kya thi kami yeh to bata dete,
tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
nafrat ki hi mujhe koi vajah to bata dete.
(29)
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai
dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
(30)
Ishq wale ankho ki baat samajh lete hai,
Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete
hai,
rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar k liye,
par log use barsat samajh lete hai.
(31)
Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai
(32)
Khoob aati hai jab
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main,chaanw main, ghataao.n
mai.n,
Teri soorat ubhar K aati hai
(33)
Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
Badal itne dur hai, phir bhi baraste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai,Tum Dil me rehte
ho,
aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hai
(34)
Aasman se uncha koi nahi,
Sagar se gahra koi nahi,
Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai,
par aapse Pyara koi nahi
(35)
Aaj us khuda ki shararat samajh me aai,
is dharti par aapki maujudgi samajh aai,
Aapko is dharti par bhejna us khuda ka
bahana tha,
Kyo ki hamare lie aapko aana hi tha.
(36)
Kismat me jiski aap, use jindgi se kya
chaahiye,
Dhadkan me jinki aap, use dunia se kya
chaahiye,
Hum to jite hai aap k liye, warna in
saanson se kya chaahiye.
(37)
Kash Dil ki awaz me itna asar ho jay,
Hum apko yaad karen aur apko khabar ho
jay,
Aaj kuda se itni hi dua hai, aap jo bhi
chaho vo haqiqat ho jay.
(38)
Kushbu tere Pyar ki mujhe Mahka jati hai,
teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai,
Saansen to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
Har saans k pahle mujhe teri yaad aati hai.
(39)
Paani ko patthar na maro use bhi koi pita
hai,
Jina hai to muskurakar jiyo, tumhe dekhkar
koi aur bhi jita hai.
(40)
Kisi k Dhadkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote
hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti
hai.
(41)
jaan hai hume jaan se pyari,
Jaan k liye chhod du dunia sari
Jaan k liye chhod du rasme sari,
ab tumse kya chupana,
tum hi to ho jaan hamari.
(42)
Tu kya jane kya hai tanhai,
is tute hue Dil se puch kya hai judai,
Bewfai ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad nahi aai.
(43)
Yuhin hi sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Kisi k khwaabon me aya jaya karo,
Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye,
Bas hame yaad kar k ruth jaya karo.
(44)
Maine khuda se ek dua mangi,
dua me apni maut mangi,
khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe de dun,
par uska kya jisne har dua me teri jindgi
mangi.
(45)
Karte nahi izhar
phir kyun karte ho tum pyar?
nazron se bate bahut hui
ab lab se karo ikrar…
(46)
Suna hai waqt ke saath halat badal jate
hain
Insan badal jate hain, jazbat badal jate
hain
Par tum na badloge, ye aitbar karta hoon
Main tumse pyaar karta hoon
Main tumse pyaar karta hoon
(47)
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
(48)
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.
(49)
Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte
hai tumko,
par tumhe chahne wala to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se,
par khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.
(50)
Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi…
mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se…
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar
aayi.
(51)
Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte hai..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
(52)
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai.
(53)
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gaye hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum aajao wapis yeh gujarish hai meri….
shayaad mujhe tumari aadat si hogayi hai.
(54)
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
(55)
Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka – Fir
Tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko – jo
tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi.
(56)
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi….!
(57)
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai……..
par milne k baad judaai se darte hain
(58)
Ehsas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhor K Jaenge,
Roenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aaenge,
Jab Sath Na De Koi To Awaz Hume Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Honge To Laut K Aaenge.
(59)
kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k
baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log…..
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k
baad.
(60)
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…..
Dil me basa k hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..
(51)
Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai…
jo log aapko roz dekhte hai..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
(52)
Chehre pe haseen chha jati hai,
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai,
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho,
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai.
(53)
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gaye hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum aajao wapis yeh gujarish hai meri….
shayaad mujhe tumari aadat si hogayi hai.
(54)
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar…
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
(55)
Sham dhali, raat aayi Dil dhadka – Fir
Tumhari yaad aayi,
Aankho ne mehsus kiya us hawa ko – jo
tumhe chukar hamare pass aayi.
(56)
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans k saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai…..
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi….!
(57)
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai……..
par milne k baad judaai se darte hain
(58)
Ehsas Bahut Hoga Jab Chhor K Jaenge,
Roenge Bahut Magar Aansu Nahi Aaenge,
Jab Sath Na De Koi To Awaz Hume Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Honge To Laut K Aaenge.
(59)
kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane k baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi me tere aane k
baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log…..
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane k
baad.
(60)
Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe…..
Dil me basa k hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi..
(61)
Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar,
ankhon se pyar jatate ho,
Jab bhi aate ho,
hamen hamse hi chura le jate ho.
(62)
Hame itna pyar mat karna ki,
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye
aur na hi itna bewafa banana…..ki
hum duniya ko chhodne k liye majboor ho
jaye.
(63)
Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi mat Kahiye,
ye Dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka
hai…
(64)
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni…..
Kyounki sanse tumhaari jaan hain
hamari…
(65)
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti
hai,
Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas
rehti hai,
Waise hi aap pas ho na ho,
aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai…..!
(67)
koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse
ye aarzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe aap se
bas ek baat ki umeed hai aapse
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rahain aap
se.
(68)
Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena,
Pyar ko ansuo ka tohfa na dena,
Dil se Roe koi aapki yaad mein…..
Aisa kisi ko moqa na dena.
(69)
Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum.
Sabki neend chura liya karte hai hum.
Ab se jab jab aapki palke jhaphkengi.
Samajh lena tab tab aapko yaad kiya karte
hai hum.
(70)
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kaha se
Lau,
Yu to Chaand taro ki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kaha se
lau…..!
(71)
Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,
Mai zinda rahu ye dua na kar….
Koi chhuta hai tujhe to hoti hai zalan……
Ae hawa tu bhi use chhuaa na kar….
(72)
Log kehte hain ki ishq itna mat karo,
ki hussan sar pe sawar ho jaaye…..!
hum kehte hai ki ishq itna karo,
ki patthar Dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye..!
(73)
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe
dekhega…..
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega…..!
(74)
Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi dete,
dil ko jazbaat ka tohfa nahi dete,
hum tu tumhe chand bhe de dete…..
magar Chand ko Chand ka tohfa nahi
dete…..!
(75)
Tamana Khuch Bhi Nahin
Ek Tere Deedar K bina,
Zindagi Adhoori Hai Meri
Tere Pyar K bina.
(76)
Bada arman tha tere sang jeewan bitane
ka,
shikwa hai to bas tere khamosh reh jane
ka,
Deewangi is se bad kar kya hogi,
aaj bhi hume intizar hai tere aane ka.
(77)
Hum aap ko kabhi khone nahi denge,
juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahi denge,
Chandni raton me ayegi meri yaad…..
meri yaad k wo pal aap ko sone nahi
denge.
(78)
Hum ne her shaam chirago se saja rakhi
hai,
par shart hawaon se laga rakhi hai,
na jane kis gali se aa jae mera sanam…..
hum ne her gali phuulon se saja rakhi hai.
(79)
Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai…..
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat
banane ki.
(80)
khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
hajaro saal dekha hoga, lakho saal nihara
hoga,
phir usne socha hoga tumhe swarg main
rakh lu…..
lekin use mera khayal aaya hoga…..!
(81)
Nazro se shuru hota hai Pyaar,
do Dilo me ek sath panapta hai Pyaar,
Jo Mumkin nahi hai karna is duniya me,
Aise namumkin kaam bhi kar dikhata hai
Pyaar.
(82)
Maut Pe Bhi Mujhe Yakeen Hai
Tum Per Bhi Aitabar Hai,
Dekhna Hai Pehle Kaun Aata Hai
Humein Dono Ka Intizar Hai.
(83)
Tum hansti ho mujhe hasane k liye,
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane k liye,
Tum ek bar ruuthkar to dekho…..
Mar bhi Jaunga tumhein manane k liye.
(84)
Yaad karte hain tumhein tanhayi mein,
Dil duuba hai gamo ki gehrayi mein,
humein mat dhundna dunia ki bheer
mein,
hum Milenge tumhein tumhari parchayi
mein.
(85)
Ye Dil tere liye beqarar aaj bhi hai,
Meri aankh ko tera intizar aaj bhi hai,
Tu aayegi ye umeed hai mujhe…..
Tujh ko pane k liye ye tera deewana aaj bhi
hai.
(86)
Ishq karna asaan nahin hota,
Duriyan badne se pyar kam nahi hota,
Waqt bewaqt ho jati hain aankhein nam,
Kyun ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahin hota.
(87)
Phuulo ki tarah hansti raho,
Kaliyoun ki tarah muskurati raho,
Khuda se sirf itna mangta hoon…..
ki tum mujhe hamesha yaad aati raho.
(88)
Dunia jise neend kehti hai,
jane wo kya cheez hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai….
par wo aap se milne ki tarkeeb hai.
(89)
Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Dhadakta hai mera ye Dil jishke liye…..
woh Meri Jaan tum ho tum.
(90)
Koi sham aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Koi sham jati hai tumari yaad dekar,
Mujhe tho us sham ka intezar hai,,,,,
jo aaye tume saath lekar.
(91)
Dil Ki Nazuk Dhadkano Ko
Mere Sanam Tumne Dhadakna Sikha Diya
Jab Se Mila Hai Tera Pyaar Dil Ko
Gum Me Bhi Muskurana Sikha Diya.
(92)
tere chehre ne kuch aisa gazab dhaya hai,
ki tere Husn se aaj chand bhi sharmaya
hai,
maang lete tujhe aaj uss khuda se,
par woh bhi aaj tera gulam nazar aaya hai!
(93)
Wo din din nahi, wo raat raat nahi,
wo pal pal nahi, jis pal teri Yaad nahi,
teri yadon se maut hame alag kar sake,
maut ki bhi ye aukat nahi.
(94)
Na gujarna eid k din kisi masjid k pas se,
kahin log chand samajh kar roja na tod de,
hokar khafa khuda tumse kahi…..
Chand jaise chehre banana na chhor de.
(95)
Tanha khud ko kabhi mat hone dena,
apno ko kabhi rone mat dena,
aap bahut khaas hain hamare liye…..
Is khayaal ko apne se kabhi juda hone mat
dena…..!
(96)
Hamari har khata pe naraz na hona,
apni pyari C muskurahat ko kabhi na
khona,
Sukun milata hain dekh kar aapaki
muskurahat,
hume maut bhi aaye to bhi mat rona.
(97)
Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti
hai,
Aise hi Mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai…..
Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum,
Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai….
(98)
Aankhon me rehne wale ko yaad nahi
karte,
Dil me rehne wale ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to RUUH me bas gaye ho aap,
Tabhi to milne ki FARIYAD nahi karte…..!
(99)
Aankhon ki gehraayi ko samajh nahi paate,
Hoth he magar kuch hum keh nahi paate,
Apni Dil ki baat kis tarah kahe tumse,
Tum wahi ho jinke bina hum reh nahi
paate.
(100)
Mehakti baharo me tumhe Phuulon ki
tarah dekha hai,
Baraste Sawan me tumhe Buundo ki tarah
dekha hai,
saja rakhe hai jo khwab apni zindagi ki
raho me,
un raho me tumhe apni Dulhan bane
dekha hai.


Dosti naam hai sukh-dukh ke afsaane ka.
Yeh raaz hai sada muskuraane ka.
Yeh pal do pal ki rishtedaari nahi.
Yeh to farz hai umr bhar nibhaane ka.

Zindagi mein aakar kabhi na vaapas jaane ka.
Najaane kyu ek ajeeb si dor mein bandh jaane ka.
Ismein hoti nahi hain shartein.
Yeh to naam hai khud ek shart mein bandh jaane ka.
Yeh to farz hai umr bhar nibhaane ka.

Dosti dard nahi rone rulane ka.
Yeh to armaan hai ek khushi ke ashiyaane ka.
Ise kaanta na samajhna koi.
Yeh to phool hai Zindagi ki raahon ko mehkaane ka.
Yeh to farz hai umr bhar nibhaane ka.

Dosti naam hai doston mein khushiya bikher jane ka.
Ankhon ke ansuon ko noor me badal jane ka.
Yeh to apni hi taqdeer mein likhi hoti hai.
Dheere-dheere khud afsaana ban jati hai zamaane ka.
Yeh to farz hai umr bhar nibhaane ka.

Dosti naam hai kuch khokar bhi sab kuch paane ka.
Khud rokar bhi apne dost ko hasane ka.
Ismein pyaar bhi hai aur taqraar bhi.
Dosti toh naam hai us taqraar mein bhi apne yaar ko manaane ka.
Yeh to farz hai umr bhar nibhaane ka.
Yeh to farz hai umr bhar nibhaane ka....


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KisI ka Dard<3 ;) mil Sak€ to l€ Udhaar°°*
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Garmiye hasrat-e-nakaam se jal jaate hain
Hum chiraagon ki tarah shaam se jal jaate hain

Shama jalti hai jis aag mein numayish ke liye
Hum usi aag mein gumnaam se jal jaate hain

Jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath
jaane kyon log mere naam se jal jaate hain…

Download: Mehdi Hassan Ghazals


Sun 6 Jun 2010
Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi…
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Ghazals
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Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Kyun usey Tuu ne bas ek Phool kaha hai Mere Dost
Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Tu jise itni Haseen cheez samajhta hai wo Phool
Sookh jaaye to Nigaahon ko bura lagta hai
Phool ka apna koi rang koi Roop nahi
Uske Jore mai saja ho to Bhala lagta hai
Mera Mehboob to har Waqt Naya hai Mere Dost

Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Mere Mehboob ke Jalwon ka nahi koi Jawaab
Dhoop sa rang hai aur khud hai wo Chha’aoon jesa
Uski Payal mai Barsaat ka Mausam Chhanke
Sar pe Resham ka Dupatta hai Ghata’aon jesa
Wo jahan bhar ke Haseeno se juda hai Mere Dost

Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Mere Mehboob ki Aankhen hain Do Gehri Jheelien
Jin mai khilte hain Mere waaste Chahat ke Kanwal
Unko dekhoon to Mujhe Shayari karni aa jaaye
Aur mai uske lye Gaaon Mohabbat ki Ghazal
Wo Mere Dil ke Dharakne ki sada hai Mere Dost

Tu ne shayad Mere Mehboob ko dekha hi nahi

Poet: Qateel Shifaai


Tue 25 May 2010
A Nice Hindi Ghazal
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Ghazals
[8] Comments

Mohabbaton mein agar koi rasm o raah nah ho
Sakoon tabaah nah ho, zindagi gunaah nah ho

Kutch aetedaal bhi laazim hai dill lagi key liey
Kissi sey pyaar agar ho to bepanaah nah ho

Iss ehtyaat sey mai terey saath chalta hon
Teri nigaah sey aagey meri nigaah nah ho

Mera wajood hai sachaaion ka aaina
Yeh aour baat keh mera koi gawaah nah ho

Azhar Shehzad Sheikh


Thu 6 May 2010
Meri Zindagi To Firaaq Hai…
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Ghazals
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Meri Zindagi to Firaaq hai, Wo Azal se Dil k Makeen Sahi
Wo Nigah-e-Shoq se Door hon, Rag-e-Jaan se laakh Qareen Sahi

Hamein Jaan deni hai ek din, wo kisi tarah wo Kahein Sahi
Hamein Aap khinchey Daar per. Jo nahi koi to Hum hi Sahi

Sar-e-Toor ho, Sar-e-Hashar ho, Hamein Intizaar Qabool hai
Wo Kabi mile, wo kahin mile, wo kabi Sahi, wo kahin Sahi

Na ho Un per jo Mera Bus nahi, k yeh Aashqi hai Hawas nahi
Mai Unhi ka tha, Mai Unhi ka hoon, wo Mere nahi to nahi Sahi

Jo ho Faisla wo sunaye, use Hashar per na Uthaye
Jo kareinge Aap Sitam wahan, wo abi sahi, wo yahin Sahi

Usey dekhne ki jo Loo lagi, to ‘NASEER’ dekh hi leinge Hum
Wo Hazar Aankh se Door ho, wo Hazar Parda-Nasheen Sahi

Regards.
Mohsin Jari


Tue 16 Mar 2010
Socha Nahi Acha Bura…
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Ghazals
[5] Comments

Socha nahi acha Bura, Dekha Suna kuch b nahi
Manga Khuda se her Waqt, Tere siwa Kuch b nahi

Dekha Tujhe Chaha tujhe, Socha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe
Meri Wafa Meri Khata, Teri Khata kuch b nahi

Jis per Hamari Aankh ne, Moti bichaye Raat bhar
Bheja wohi Kagaz usey, Hum ne likha Kuch b nahi

Aur Ek Shaam ki Dehleez per, Bethey rahe wo Dair tak
Aankhon se ki Batain boht, Munh se kaha kuch b nahi

Do-Chaar din ki Baat hai, Dil Khaak mai mil jaye ga
Aag per jab Kagaz rakha, Baqi bacha Kuch b nahi

Regards.
Mohsin Jari
Cellular: +923332308498
Email: mhs_2211@yahoo. com


Sun 7 Mar 2010
Ghazal:Apna Use Banana Gar…
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Ghazals
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Apna Use Banana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota
Lout Ata Lout Aana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Ankhon Me Unki Jata Surat Badal Badal Kar
Khawabon Me Aana Jana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Chahere Ko Muskrahat Se Mai Sajaye Rakhta Hoon
Aye Yaar Muskrana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Duniya Se Qatam Karke Rakh Deta Ranj O Gham Ko
Bazm-e-Tarab Sajana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Qadmon Me Unke Lakar Taare Bekhair Deta
Taaron Ko Tod Lana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota

Lata Na Naam Bhi Mai Us Bewafa Ka Lab Per
Shahezad Ko Bhulana Gar Mere Bas Me Hota…

Shayar: Unknown
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Confession 10815 ( #Mono )

Yaar pls help me I am 18 m from kanpur meri gf hai hum log 4 years se sath me hai yaar jab tak wo kanpur me thi tab tak to sab badiya chal rha tha lekin abb jab uske dad ka transfer ho gaya to wo. Chali and jabse wo gayi hai tab se usne ignore karna start kardiya aab batao me kya karun

Admin: hawan kar! :v she realized that the relationship wnt last anymore isliye woh aisa kar rhi hai. its tym for u to move ahead in ur lyf! (y)


" DARD "

Sabhi insano me hai...
Magar...
Koi dikhata hai...
to...
Koi chupata hai...

. " HUMSAFAR "

Sabhi hai.....
magar...
Koi sath deta hai...
to...
Koi chod deta hai...

" PYAR "

Sabhi karte hai...
Magar...
Koi dil se karta hai...
to...
Koi dimag se karta hai...

" DOSTI "

Sabhi karte hai....
Magar...
Kuch log nibhate hai...
Kuch log aazmate hai...

. " RISHTA "

Kai logon se hota hai...
Magar...
Koi pyar se nibhata hai...
to...
Koi nafrat se nibhata hai...

" AHSAAS "

Sabko hota hai...
Magar...
Koi mehsoos karta hai...
to...
Koi samaj nahi pata...

" ZINDAGI "

Sabhi jeete hai...
Magar...
Koi sabkuch pane ke bad bhi dukhi rahate hai..
to...
Koi lutake khush rehte hai..


kaise samjh sakega meri mohabbatki intehatu ... ishqka matlab talak to thik se tu janta nahi


Sweet story ... heart touching :*
.
.
1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2msg kiye..
.
.
1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..Main ja raha hu reply fast....
.
.
1st reply GF ka aaya:" tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me milenge..
.
.
Ye sunkar usey bohat dard hua... :;
.
.
(2nd msg dost ka aaya:" abe kaminey akele kaha ja raha hai ruk mein bhi aata hu....
.
.
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir pyar dosti se haar gaya.....
.
.
1 like Dosti ke naam (y) :)


Kisiki muskurahato pe ho nisaar.....kikika dard mil sake to le udhaar.....kisike waste ho tere dil mai pyaar.......jeena isi ka naam hai.........:)


,,agar ye AaNkHe Aakhri LaMhE Tmhe Na Dekh Saken,,

~~To v YaQeEn Rakhna~~

,, in me Aakhri AKs tmhara tha,,

!?!~ <3 RoSe <3 ~!?!


Sweet story ...

1 ladke ne marne ke 3 minute pehle 2msg kiye..

1 GF Ko aur 1 dost ko..

Main ja raha hu reply fast..
.
.
1st reply GF ka aaya:" tum kahan
ja rahe ho, i m busy baad me
milenge..

Ye sunkar usey bohat dard hua... :;(

2nd msg dost ka aaya:" abe kaminey akele kaha
ja raha hai

ruk mein bhi aata hu..
.
.
Ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya aur bola aaj phir
pyar dosti se haar gaya...
.
.
Aesi Dosti k liye Like to Banta
Hai Boss .. <3


Kisi ki muskurahaton pe ho nisar
Kisi ka dard mil sake to le udhaar
Kisi ke waaste ho tere dil mein pyaar
Jeena isi ka naam hai

Hats off to Raj Kapoor


Ruk ruk ruk
Are baba ruk.
O barkha rani ab to ruk..
Suraj ko na nikale deti hamare liye..
Ham taras rahe he dhoop ke liye..
Khud gayi sadke wallah wallah..
Kichad hi khichad uff uff uff..
Ruk ruk ruk.
Are baba ruk.
O barkha rani ab to ruk...


Teri narazgi ka asar kuch aisa
hota hai,

Aankhen nam aur dil mein
dard hota hai,

Karte hai kisi se baat toh
aawaz saath nahi deti,

Harwaqt yeh dil tumahre
khayal mein duba rehta
hai.....

Swati


Ek Tera Pyaar Baki Duniya Bekar
Logon Mein Aur Hum Mein Sirf Itna
Farq Hain…
"k"
"Log Dil Ko Dard dete Hain"
"Aur"
"Hum Dard dene Wale Ko Dil dete
Hain.....


Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is growing up.


Jaa na na na ki saha nahin jaaye
Jungle mein bole koyal ku ku ku ku ku ku
(kukuku)
Jungle mein bole koyal ku ku ku ku ku ku
(kukuku)
Kahin aag lage lag jaave
Koi naag dase das jaave
Kabhi gagan gir jaave
Chaahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye
Is toote dil ki peedh sahi na jaaye
Kahin aag lage lag jaave
Koi naag dase das jaave
Kabhi gagan gire jaave
Chaahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye
Is toote dil ki peedh sahi na jaaye
Aao sainyon aao sainyon
Aao sainyon aao sainyon
Aao sainyon aao sainyon
Jaaye jo na jaaye jiya
Jaaye jiya na jaaye jiya
Har waqt guzar jaat hai
Par dard thahar jaata hai
Sab bhool bhi jaaye koi
Kuchh yaad magar aata hai
Jis ped ko bel ye lipte
Vo sookhe toote simte
Phoolon ke baaga ka vaada
Par kaatein bane jyaada
Na dava laga na dua lage
Ye prem rog hai ho ho ho
Kahin aag lage lag jaave
Kahin aag lage lag jaave
Koi naag dase das jaave
Kabhi gagan gire jaave
Chaahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye
Is toote dil ki peedh sahi na jaaye
Aao sainyon
Saiyaan aao sainyon
Pyaar bada harjai hai
Par pyaar bina tanhai hai
Dil mat dena kehte hain
Sab dil dete rehte hain
Jab beend chura lete hain
Rat jage maza dete hain
Khushiyaan kisike gam se
Raunak kisike dam se
Koi vachan nahin chalta hai
Koi jatan nahin lagta hai
Na ho ye rog to saare log lelein ve jog
Ku ku ku ku ku ku
Jungle mein bole koyal ku ku ku ku ku ku
(kukuku)
Jungle mein bole koyal ku ku ku ku ku ku
(kukuku)
Kahin aag lage
Koi naag dase
Kabhi gagan gire
Chaahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye
Is soone dil ki peedh sahi na jaaye
Is toote dil ki peedh sahi na jaaye
Aao sainyon aao sainyon
Saiyaan aao sainyon
Aao sainyon aao sainyon
Aao sainyon aao sainyon
Kahin aag lage
Koi naag dase
Kabhi gagan gire
Chaahe kuchh bhi ho jaaye
Is toote dil ki peedh sahi na jaaye


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